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Circus Maximus (2010)

Actors: Mario Cantone (actor), Kevin Corrigan (actor), Joseph R. Gannascoli (actor), Joe D'Onofrio (actor), Kamal Ahmed (producer), Jennifer Azano (actress), Daniel Azarian (miscellaneous crew), Sal Governale (actor), Daniel Azarian (producer), Bianca Hunter (actress), Andre De Leon (actor), Christopher Lynn (producer), Christopher Lynn (actor), Thomas J. La Sorsa (producer), Mark Love (actor),

Plot: With a pending deadline looming and multiple obstacles mounting, established screenwriter, Cal Neros (Julian McCullough) must complete an entire screenplay within a solitary weekend! Threatened with disastrous consequences for failure, he is instructed by an irate Producer (Mario Cantone) to write 3 twisted short stories within a feature-length film. Circus Maximus progressively unfolds as all characters within the script come to life in their respective stories. Story #1, "Look Out Below," tells the tale of Steve, (Sal "the stockbroker" Governale) an average guy who's looking for love and is unknowingly set up on a blind date - with a dwarf (Alli Chapman). With absolutely nothing in common, besides the desire to escape each other's company, can these 2 opposites complete the date before they kill each other? Story #2, "Unfortunate Son," is the ongoing saga of a local Therapist (Bianca Hunter) and a colorful patient (Joe D'onofrio) who remain deadlocked in a comedic, psychological cold war. But, will any progress be made in this exhaustive battle of the wills before somebody gets hurt? Story #3, "The Misadventures of Captain Cool & Sergeant Suave" is the chronicle of 2 bumbling detectives (Kevin Corrigan) who are hired to recover a fetus in a formaldehyde jar. After developing an unnatural fraternal bond with the item, they hatch a plan to keep it. But, can they successfully deceive their employer before the job is over?

Genres: Comedy,

Slappy and the Stinkers (1998)

Actors: Craig Safan (composer), Jennifer Coolidge (actress), David Dukes (actor), Sam McMurray (actor), Sam McMurray (producer), Bronson Pinchot (actor), Bodhi Elfman (actor), Arturo Gil (actor), BD Wong (actor), Lisa Collins (miscellaneous crew), Nellie Adami (miscellaneous crew), Robert Foulkes (miscellaneous crew), Jack Stern (miscellaneous crew), Tom Prince (miscellaneous crew), Michele Weisler (producer),

Plot: Five 2nd-grade kids who don't follow strict rules by their school principal Brinway are dubbed "Stinkers" by him. On the class visit to an aquarium the Stinkers decide that a sea lion called Slappy doesn't feel too good there, "free" him, and plant him into Brinway's hot-tub.

Keywords: aquarium, child's-point-of-view, family-relationships, field-trip, groundskeeper, principal, rescue, school, sea-lion, student-principal-relationship
Genres: Comedy, Family,
Taglines: Stinkers Rule! Others Drool! Five Kids. One Sea-Lion. No Rules.

Quotes:

Roy: [after seeing Slappy] That is one big gopher. His mom must have been messing around with a seal.

[the Stinkers are testing the "death chair"]::Lucy: Witz, you should be happy! You're gonna be the first kid ever to fly in a desk chair.::Witz: Did you say "die in a desk chair"?

[Mr. Brinway is being chased by the leaf blower]::Roy: Hit the deck, Mr. Brinway!::Witz: Look at that. Mr. Brinway runs just like Scooby-Doo.::[the Stinkers laugh]::Roy: Hop on, Mr Brinway! Hop on!::[Mr. Brinway leaps onto the the side of Roy's lawn mower]::Morgan Brinway: What is that thing?::Roy: I dunno, Mr. Brinway. But I think it's headed straight for your new Jag.::Morgan Brinway: [realizing that the leaf blower is heading straight for his new car] No, not the XJS!::Roy: Don't worry, Mr. Brinway!::Morgan Brinway: No, no!::[Roy accelerates the lawn mower by riding it like a motorcycle while popping a wheelie]

[the leaf blower slices the rear of his trousers revealing his underwear]::Loaf: Whoa! It shaved his butt!

[as the leaf blower is flying in close to his car]::Morgan Brinway: [to himself] Please, take me! Don't take the Jag!::[the leaf blower stops as it flies close to the grille]::Roy: You can come out now, Mr. Brinway.::[Mr. Brinway opens the door and realizes that a hedge cutter on Roy's lawn mower is cutting through the driver door]::Roy: Oh, the hedger's still on.::[Roy turns off the hedger]::Roy: Okay, its off now. You can come out now, Mr. Brinway.::[the camera zooms out to reveal the hole that Roy's hedger cut by accident]

Morgan Brinway: I'm gonna die with the Stinkers!

[Witz is in the bathroom with Slappy sitting on the toilet after Slappy eats a Z-Lax bar and drank an entire bottle of Medicine]::Witz: [to Slappy] See? This is what happens when you eat a whole bar of Z-Lax! It's not candy!

Your Mother Wouldn't Like It (1985)

Actors: Tony Cox (director), Debbie Wiseman (composer), Chris Lang (writer), Julian Kemp (actor), Russell Lewis (writer), Lewis Rudd (producer), Mark Dexter (actor), Karl Collins (actor), Paul Harrison (director), Paul Harrison (producer), Paul Tropea (writer), James Hooton (actor), Pui Fan Lee (actress), Steve Ryde (actor), Peter Corey (writer),

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