Crivvens! Jings! And Help Ma Boab! The results of the recent election has no doubt cast gloom over our collective futures as the Tories make even more drastic cuts on benefits, encourage more zero-hour contracts and poorly paid jobs, and, along with a skip full of equally dire and decisive policies, have no intention of developing affordable public housing despite an increasing homelessness crisis and dilapidated extant stock. We can however take pleasure in the absolute arsebugling behaviour of the far right over the weekend as it continues to divide and implode. The far right have a habit of calling too many demos as well as calling demos when other groups have called one and this weekend we saw Britain First, the EDL, and the Infidel-boys spread themselves way too thinly despite the endless calls for unity and the expulsion of ‘egotisticals’ and ‘back-stabbers.’ Britain First managed to get 50 marchers each of whom held 1 giant flag each to make it look larger than it really was whilst the Infidel-boys held a tiny demo in Rochdale with the NF but no one noticed.

Here we can see the 2 winners of the Infidels ‘Self-Administered Dirty Sanchez’ competition (the shortarse has form for attacking a pregnant woman in Teeside)

The EDL held another disastrous trip to Walthamstow where they barely managed to get 80 pairs of trainers on the cobbles which has now gone badly wrong over a photo of someone seig-eiling! On VE Day! Crivvens! (See previous blog entry). The EDL divisions have never got on with each other and their calls for unity are frequent and ignored.

The EDL: On The Busses

There has been a North/South divide since the ‘Battle of Blackburn Busses’ and because of infighting with football firms – like when Bolton battered Brum on a service station and did a wee on them – and they differ on degrees of racism as well as issues such as gay rights and Israel. The EDL ‘head steward’ and ornamental punchbag Dave ‘Made In Britian’ Bolton has been getting roasted over tipping the wink to plod at Walthamstow and having an orangu-fash battered and nicked.

Dave: He’ll text you nob pix! 

Another rift is based on one Gail Speight, the RO from their Yorkshire Division who has been accused of fiduciary malfeasance (that’s theft for any EDL mumblers reading this): on one side are her supporters and the accusers on the other and the whole spat has been played out between them via abusive and inept Youtube clips which naturally use her gender against her. Such charming behaviour from the gentlemen of the EDL (one of whom took a thorough stooling in a bar brawl with Antifa). Just tap in her name and they will come up.

This is Gail giving a speech completely pissed

Link: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q1WTxrocV5s

The far right has not looked so peely-wally for sometime with the collapse of the BNP, the NF split into 2, and the continuing rivalries between the tiny grupuscules. The EDL has no real leadership, no media links, is riven by scandal (willy pix via text messages, sexual impropriety etc) and infighting. Far be it for Malatesta to don the cassock and quote from the good book but as Proverbs 26:11 says ‘As a dog returns to its vomit, so fools repeat their folly’ which applies to the EDL’s 3rd visit toWalthamstow and their general lack of strategy that sees them going round and round and back again. To quote Bladerunner, EDL – ‘Wake up! Time to die!’

Oh yeah, check out the English Disco lovers Youtube clip if you need cheering up! 

https://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=youtu.be&v=z-aM45cvcuo&app=desktop