Tobacconist

Cold Weather (2010)

Actors: Elliott Glick (actor), Virgil L. Howell (actor), Cris Lankenau (actor), Joshua Locy (actor), Brendan McFadden (actor), Jerry Moyer (actor), Jeb Pearson (actor), Adam Perrigan (actor), Paul Rothert (actor), Barry Seltzer (actor), Ben Stambler (actor), Trieste Kelly Dunn (actress), Orianna Herrman (actress), Robyn Rikoon (actress), Raúl Castillo (actor),

Plot: Doug (Lankenau) returns home to Portland, Oregon after dropping out of college in Chicago. When his ex-girlfriend, Rachel (Rikoon), materializes and subsequently disappears, Doug sets on an investigation with his co-worker, Carlos (Castillo), as the two men put their love of old detective novels to use.

Keywords: adult-magazine, briefcase, brother-sister-relationship, code, code-breaking, cowboy-hat, disguise, ex-girlfriend, following, ice-cube
Genres: Comedy, Drama, Mystery,

Quotes:

Carlos: Sherlock fuckin' Holmes.

Doug: Do you know who Marina Sirtis is?

Skrítek (2005)

Actors: Petr Ctvrtnícek (actor), Jaroslav Dusek (actor), Do Dy (actor), Tomás Hanák (actor), Jan Kraus (actor), Martin Luhan (actor), Jirí Machácek (actor), Václav Marhoul (actor), Bolek Polívka (actor), Otakáro Schmidt (actor), Milan Steindler (actor), Ondrej Trojan (actor), Radomil Uhlir (actor), Tomás Vorel Jr. (actor), Libor Balabán (actor),

Plot: A tragicomedy full of slapstick and vignettes, and even an unexpected shootout. A family of villagers moves up in the world - to the county seat. Dad works as a butcher at a meatpacking plant, mom is a checker at a supermarket. The daughter is at odds with her homeroom teacher, while the son - a vegetarian, anarchist, and avid pothead - is apprenticing as a butcher to please his father. The kid's in hot water with both his forewoman and the police. But dad isn't much of an example, letting himself be tempted by the charms of a lovely young butcher. However much mom tries - visiting the beauty parlor, her psychologist, or even the confessional - her husband shows his interest by moving out. Mom plots revenge. And somehow an imp gets mixed up in it all...

Genres: Comedy,

Het 14e kippetje (1998)

Actors: Arnon Grunberg (actor), Antonie Kamerling (actor), Victor Löw (actor), Peer Mascini (actor), Peter Paul Muller (actor), Michael Pas (actor), Frans van Deursen (actor), Kasper van Kooten (actor), Ruud van Marion (actor), Dirk Zeelenberg (actor), Mirjam de Rooij (actress), Fabienne de Vries (actress), Cecile Heuer (actress), Sophie Houweling (actress), Adrian Brine (actor),

Genres: Comedy, Drama, Romance,
Taglines: Niemand trouwt met zijn grote liefde (Nobody marries their true love)

And Now for Something Completely Different (1971)

Actors: Graham Chapman (actor), Graham Chapman (actor), Graham Chapman (actor), Graham Chapman (actor), Graham Chapman (actor), Graham Chapman (actor), Graham Chapman (actor), Graham Chapman (actor), Graham Chapman (actor), Graham Chapman (actor), Graham Chapman (actor), Graham Chapman (actor), Graham Chapman (actor), Graham Chapman (actor), Neville Chamberlain (actor),

Plot: A collection of re-filmed sketches from the first and second series of the cult TV comedy show "Monty Python's Flying Circus". Includes such classics as "Nudge, Nudge", "Hell's Grannies", "Killer Cars", "Dead Parrot", "Lumberjack Song", "Blackmail" and "Upper Class Twit of the Year".

Keywords: absurd-humor, absurdism, actor-playing-multiple-roles, actress-playing-multiple-roles, based-on-british-tv-series, based-on-sketch-comedy, based-on-tv-series, blackmail, bra, british-comedy
Genres: Comedy,

Quotes:

Customer: Look, I took the liberty of examining that parrot when I got it home, and I discovered the only reason that it had been sitting on its perch in the first place was that it had been NAILED there.::Owner: Well, o'course it was nailed there! If I hadn't nailed that bird down, it would have nuzzled up to those bars, bent 'em apart with its beak, and VOOM! Feeweeweewee!::Customer: "VOOM"? Mate, this bird wouldn't "voom" if you put four million volts through it! 'E's bleedin' demised!::Owner: No no! 'E's pining!::Customer: 'E's not pinin'! 'E's passed on! This parrot is no more! He has ceased to be! 'E's expired and gone to meet 'is maker! 'E's a stiff! Bereft of life, 'e rests in peace! If you hadn't nailed 'im to the perch 'e'd be pushing up the daisies! 'Is metabolic processes are now 'istory! 'E's off the twig! 'E's kicked the bucket, 'e's shuffled off 'is mortal coil, run down the curtain and joined the bleedin' choir invisible! THIS IS AN EX-PARROT!

Hungarian man: [consulting phrase book] I will not buy this record, it is scratched.::Tobacconist: What?::Hungarian man: I will not buy this record, it is scratched.::Tobacconist: No, no, this is a tobacconist.::Hungarian man: Ah! I will not buy this tobacconist, *it* is scratched!::Tobacconist: No, no, tobacco... cigarettes.::Hungarian man: Cigarettes? Ya ya.::[consulting phrase book]::Hungarian man: Ah... my hovercraft is full of eels.::Tobacconist: What?::Hungarian man: My hovercraft is full of eels.::Tobacconist: Matches?::Hungarian man: Ya ya! Do you want... do you want... to come back to my place, bouncy bouncy?::Tobacconist: That will be six shillings, please.::Hungarian man: If I said you had a beautiful body, would you hold it against me... I am no longer infected.

Sergeant-Major: Now, I would just like to point out that this film is displaying a distinct tendency to become SILLY. Now, nobody likes a good laugh more than I do... except, perhaps my wife... and some of her friends. Oh, yes, and Captain Johnson. Come to think of it, most people like a good laugh more than I do, but that's beside the point! I'm warning this film NOT to get SILLY again! Right!

[a vicar is attacked by keep-left signs]::Sergeant-Major: Right! Stop that! It's SILLY. Very SILLY indeed! Started off as a nice little idea about old ladies attacking young men, but now it's just got SILLY! His hair's too long for a vicar, too, and you can tell those are not proper keep-left signs! CLEAR OUT, THE LOT OF YOU!::[the vicar and the keep-left signs depart]

Mungo the Cook: You bastards! You vicious, heartless bastards! Look what you've done to him! He's worked his fingers to the bone to make this place what it is, and you come in with your petty feeble quibbling and you grind him into the dirt, this fine, honorable man, whose boots you are not worthy to kiss! Oh... it makes me mad...::[Slams cleaver into the table]::Mungo the Cook: Mad! Stark, stirring... MAD!

[Joke warfare is being used in World War II]::British Soldiers: Wenn ist das Nurnstuck git und Slotermeyer? Ja! Feierhund das oder die Flipperwaldt gersput!::[German soldiers collapse to the ground, laughing]

Announcer: These rabbits have been carefully staked to the ground, so they won't move around as much, as this is only a one-day event.

Sergeant-Major: Squad... CAMP it UP!::[soldiers all chant in unison while mincing about]::Soldiers: Ooh get her! Whoops, I've got your number ducky, you couldn't afford me dear, two three. I'll scratch your eyes out! Don't come the Brigadier bit with us dear, we all know where you've been, you military fairy. Two, three, one, two, three, four, five, six. Whoops! Don't look now girls, the man has just minced in with that jolly colour Sergeant, two three. OOOOH!::Sergeant-Major: [walks on] Right now! Stop that! Silly. And a bit suspect, I think. Time for a cartoon.

Announcer: In 1945, peace broke out.

Interviewer: I didn't really call you "Eddie Baby", did I, sweetie?::Sir Edward Ross: Don't call me "Sweetie"!::Interviewer: Can I call you "Sugarplum"?::Sir Edward Ross: No!::Interviewer: Pussycat?::Sir Edward Ross: No!::Interviewer: Angel Drawers?::Sir Edward Ross: No, you may not! Now get on with it.::Interviewer: Can I call you Frank?::Sir Edward Ross: Why Frank?::Interviewer: Frank's a nice name. President Nixon's got a hedgehog called Frank.::Sir Edward Ross: What is going on?::Interviewer: Frank, Frankie, Fran, Frannie... little Frannie boo...

Vanoce s Alzbetou (1968)

Actors: Ladislav Fecko (actor), Mnislav Hofman (actor), Milan Holubár (actor), Václav Kankovský (actor), Jan Kotva (actor), Rudolf Kutilek (actor), Vlado Müller (actor), Kamil Olsovsky (actor), Svatopluk Skládal (actor), Zdena Hadrbolcová (actress), Pavla Kárníková (actress), Ludmila Marecková (actress), Zuzana Oprsalova (actress), Karel Kachyna (writer), Jan Procházka (writer),

Genres: Drama, Romance,

Znamení raka (1967)

Actors: Lubomír Cerník (actor), Josef Chvalina (actor), Jan Divis (actor), Zdenek Grygárek (actor), Ivo Gubel (actor), Václav Halama (actor), Vladimír Hlavatý (actor), Karel Hovorka (actor), Eduard Kohout (actor), Petr Krivácek (actor), Josef Landovsky (actor), Josef Langmiler (actor), Richard Lederer (actor), Václav Lohniský (actor), Jindrich Blazicek (actor),

Genres: Crime, Drama,

Házasságból elégséges (1962)

Actors: László Ferencz (actor), József Fonyó (actor), Árpád Gyenge (actor), László Hlatky (actor), László Kemény (actor), Ervin Kibédi (actor), Béla Kollár (actor), Ferenc Kállai (actor), János Makláry (actor), László Misoga (actor), László Márkus (actor), Imre Ráday (actor), Ernö Szabó (actor), Miklós Szakáts (actor), Gyula Bodrogi (actor),

Genres: ,

The Battle of the Sexes (1959)

Actors: Donald Bisset (actor), Jameson Clark (actor), Robert Crewdson (actor), James Gibson (actor), Michael Goodliffe (actor), Fred Griffiths (actor), Glyn Houston (actor), Noel Howlett (actor), Sydney Keith (actor), Moultrie Kelsall (actor), Alex Mackenzie (actor), Norman Macowan (actor), Roddy McMillan (actor), William Mervyn (actor), Abe Barker (actor),

Plot: Man-eating businesswoman, Angela Barrows is sent by her US company to Edinburgh to investigate export opportunities. She meets businessman Robert MacPherson en route and he persuades her to help bring his company into the 20th century. The staff, lead by Mr. Martin, have other ideas and a battle between the old and new business methods breaks out.

Keywords: attempted-murder, battle-of-the-sexes, business-consultant, culture-clash, edinburgh-scotland, efficiency-expert, gender-clash, management, rivalry, scotland
Genres: Comedy,

Sommarnattens leende (1955)

Actors: Björn Bjelfvenstam (actor), Gunnar Björnstrand (actor), David Erikson (actor), Åke Fridell (actor), Sigge Fürst (actor), Sten Gester (actor), Ulf Johansson (actor), Jarl Kulle (actor), Arne Lindblad (actor), Carl-Gustaf Lindstedt (actor), John Melin (actor), Börje Mellvig (actor), Gunnar Nielsen (actor), Yngve Nordwall (actor), Georg Adelly (actor),

Plot: A small town at the turn of the century. Lawer Fredrik Egerman has an ingénue-wife, Anne, and a grown-up son, Henrik, from an earlier marriage. His wife is still untouched, and instead he meets his former mistress Desiree after her performance at the theatre. They leave the theatre together and Egerman falls in one of the puddles. Desiree takes him to her home and Egerman changes into a night-shirt, owned by count Malcolm, Desirees present lover. Suddenly the count comes for a visit and throws Egerman out.

Keywords: 1900s, adultery, affair-with-a-maid, aristocracy, beauty, break-vow-of-chastity, broken-glass, cheating-husband, costume-drama, country-house
Genres: Comedy, Romance,
Taglines: A Sexy Frolic About the Sport of Love

Quotes:

Mrs. Armfeldt: Why is youth so terribly unmerciful? And who has given it permission to be that way?

[Carl Magnus' wife has just told him that his mistress may be involved with someone else - he says to his wife]::Carl Magnus: I can tolerate my wife's infidelity, but if anyone touches my mistress, I become a tiger.

[Later, his mistress tells him that his wife may be unfaithful - he says to his mistress]::Carl Magnus: I can tolerate someone dallying with my mistress, but if anyone touches my wife, I become a tiger.

Charlotte: Men are horrible, vain and conceited. They have hair all over their bodies.

Petra the Maid: And then the summer night smiled for the third time.::Frid the Groom: [to the audience] For the sad, the depressed, the sleepless, the confused, the frightened, the lonely.

Mrs. Armfeldt: Who are we inviting? If they are actors, they will have to eat in the stables.

Carl Magnus: I shall remain faithful until the great yawn do us part.

Desiree Armfeldt: For once, I was truly innocent.::Mrs. Armfeldt: It must have been early in the evening.

Carl Magnus: I have fought 18 duels. Pistol, rapier, foil, spear, bow, poison, rifle. I have been wounded six times.

Desiree Armfeldt: I hit him on the head with the poker.::Mrs. Armfeldt: What did the Count say then?::Desiree Armfeldt: We elected to part amicably.

Vcera nedele byla (1938)

Actors: Alois Dvorský (actor), Jindrich Fiala (actor), Gabriel Hart (actor), Gustav Hilmar (actor), Antonín Jirsa (actor), Otomar Korbelár (actor), Frantisek Kreuzmann (actor), Antonín Kubový (actor), Petr Lotar (actor), Václav Menger (actor), Vilém Pfeiffer (actor), Karel Postranecký (actor), Vladimír Repa (actor), Frantisek Roland (actor), Karel Cerný (actor),

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