'Funeral Director' is featured as a movie character in the following productions:
Killer Hair (2009)
Actors:
Grace MacLeod (miscellaneous crew),
Mike Sandyke (miscellaneous crew),
Mary McDonnell (actress),
Ian Doig (miscellaneous crew),
Katharine Isabelle (actress),
Harvey Kahn (producer),
Finola Hughes (actress),
Jerry Ciccoritti (director),
James Gelfand (composer),
Mario Cantone (actor),
Lynda Boyd (actress),
Peter Kelamis (actor),
James McDaniel (actor),
Marnie Young (miscellaneous crew),
Mike Sandyke (miscellaneous crew),
Genres:
Comedy,
Crime,
Drama,
Mystery,
Moordwijven (2007)
Actors:
Frank Klein (miscellaneous crew),
Bert André (actor),
Dick Maas (director),
Dick Maas (composer),
Dick Maas (producer),
Ellen Ten Damme (actress),
Pierre Bokma (actor),
Dick Maas (writer),
Peer Mascini (actor),
Bart Klever (actor),
Kees Boot (actor),
Stoffel Van Verrewegen (miscellaneous crew),
Johan Aders (actor),
Bert Rijkelijkhuizen (editor),
Charlotte Fontijn (miscellaneous crew),
Plot: Spoiled-rotten airhead Dutch socialites Kitty, Estelle and Nicolette hire criminal Cliff to eliminate their husbands, businessmen which they suspect of adultery. Cliff's uncharacteristic clumsiness in staging accidents and pure chance cause ample complications.
Keywords: adultery, airport, anus-bleaching, bar, blind-man, car-accident, cell-phone, cheating, female-nudity, hitman
Genres:
Comedy,
Taglines: No body is perfect
Quotes:
Route Planner: You have reached your destination. Beware of pickpockets.
Cosmetic Surgeon: Which one of the ladies had the appointment for the Anal Bleach?
Kitty: An affair?::Nicolette: That's what I heard. With one of his patients.::Kitty: Well, he sure kept that a secret.::Nicolette: After her breasts, lips and buttocks, he obviously couldn't stop filling her up.::Kitty: Poor Marilou. I can understand her getting upset.::Nicolette: Where did she learn to shoot like that?::Kitty: Didn't she practice bow shooting?::Nicolette: That's right. But try putting a bow inside a handbag.
Nicolette: Who was there for him 24 hours a day? Who held his hand when he was ill? [gets carried away] Who satisfied all his whims, however fanciful, without any protest whatsoever?::Kitty: [throws Nicolette a puzzled look] Who?::Nicolette: Why, you!
Kitty: Hire a hit man? I can't even get someone for the garden.
Nicolette: Sometimes I wonder if we shouldn't do something.::Estelle: About what?::Nicolette: All the misery in the world.::Estelle: Last month we had that charity dinner for Darfur, didn't we? The tickets were more then 600 euro.::Nicolette: But that is so... uninvolved. I bet those people don't have a clue we eat for them.
Pauly (2003)
Actors:
Stacey Shaw (miscellaneous crew),
Frederic Lumiere (editor),
Frederic Lumiere (actor),
Tim DeKay (actor),
Michael Santorico (writer),
Michael Santorico (actor),
Michael Santorico (producer),
Michael Santorico (director),
Michelle Allsopp (miscellaneous crew),
John Allsopp (actor),
Jon Schmidt (composer),
Adam Lucas Smith (actor),
Jennifer Eler (actress),
Jason Lassen (actor),
Stephanie Santorico (actress),
Genres:
Drama,
Short,
A Man's Life (2001)
Actors:
David Fox (actor),
Joe Pingue (actor),
Don Allison (actor),
Greg Ellwand (actor),
Bert Kish (editor),
Brooke Johnson (actress),
Paul Quarrington (director),
Toni Ellwand (actress),
Paul Quarrington (writer),
Diana Leblanc (actress),
Shannon Farr (producer),
James Bulliard (actor),
Jesse Bond (actor),
Dorothy Bennie (actress),
Joanna Polley (actress),
Genres:
Comedy,
Short,
Hollow Point (1996)
Actors:
Richard Zeman (actor),
Tia Carrere (actress),
Donald Sutherland (actor),
Russell Yuen (actor),
Mark Camacho (actor),
Vlasta Vrana (actor),
Jason Blicker (actor),
Vik Sahay (actor),
Andreas Apergis (actor),
David Hemblen (actor),
Robert Ito (actor),
Richard Jutras (actor),
John Lithgow (actor),
Carl Alacchi (actor),
Sheena Larkin (actress),
Plot: Livingston is trying to merge the Russians, Chinese and Italian gangsters into one group with huge amounts of money and power. FBI agent Susan and DEA agent Max are trying to stop them.
Keywords: agent, arrest, bar, bare-breasts, bazooka, betrayal, black-comedy, buddy-comedy, buddy-cop, buddy-movie
Genres:
Action,
Comedy,
Thriller,
Quotes:
[Max and Diane are acting romantic toward each other]::Garrett Lawton: Would the two of you like for me to be alone?
Garrett Lawton: In no way meaning to be offensive, I have always found steam baths to be... very boring.
[Lawton is wearing a bomb-coat]::Garrett Lawton: I don't know if you know what this is, but when I take my thumb off this, it will explode that. And if you knew how much work it took for me to create this, then you might know how excited I am at the possibility that I might be able to use it.
Thomas Livingston: I've developed a system whereby the wrongs won't keep accumulating while I continue to do what I must to maintain my style. I now do a right for every wrong, canceling out my wrongs.
Vicki: I like your style.::Garrett Lawton: Of course you do, because I'm a ladykiller!
[On his addiction to painkillers]::Max Parrish: It's not enough to be stronger, faster, and better-looking than the other guys. The guys I'm after are Lex Fucking Luthor. If I'm gonna fight the Joker, I gotta have a Batmobile.
Oleg Krezinsky: Is intelligent man who recognize opportunity in bad situation.::Max Parrish: Tell me about it. Took the FBI six months and a brigade to grab you, took me an hour. I'm a fucking genius!
Diane Norwood: No way I can be in business with a guy who thinks he's Jesus.
Diane Norwood: Wait a minute! What if I can tell you a way to take all the money for yourself, scot free?::Thomas Livingston: How dare you! I would NEVER sell out my clients, but talk fast, I'll listen.
Garrett Lawton: You've been married six times? No wonder you're in pain!
The Wharf Rat (1995)
Actors:
Rita Moreno (actress),
Scott Cohen (actor),
Paul Willson (actor),
Rachel Ticotin (actress),
Richard Blackburn (actor),
Beau Starr (actor),
Scott Wickware (actor),
Judge Reinhold (actor),
Steven Randazzo (actor),
Lou Diamond Phillips (actor),
Shawn Lawrence (actor),
Isai Rivera Blas (miscellaneous crew),
Desmond Campbell (actor),
Patrick Whitley (miscellaneous crew),
Mark Logan (miscellaneous crew),
Genres:
Action,
Comedy,
Crime,
Drama,
Thriller,
Beyond Obsession (1994)
Actors:
Bob Corff (miscellaneous crew),
Linda Darlow (actress),
Robert F. Shugrue (editor),
David Greene (director),
Campbell Lane (actor),
Peter Manning Robinson (composer),
Donnelly Rhodes (actor),
Garry Chalk (actor),
Don MacKay (actor),
Victoria Principal (actress),
Tom Butler (actor),
Henry Thomas (actor),
Joe Regalbuto (actor),
Sarah Chalke (actress),
Wally Dalton (actor),
Plot: John Thompson strangles Eleanor DiCarlo, the unbearably manipulative, overbearing mother of his lover Traci, in her bedroom. Trough his and other persons' testimony to lawyers, police and in court and elaborate flashbacks, we and next he come to understand Traci set him up no less wickedly and sacrifices him without a hesitation. John is condemned to 34 years for the murder. A year later, his sentence is halved in exchange as crown witness in her trial, where lawyer Jake Meletti does a brilliant job overemphasizing Eleanor's wickedness.
Keywords: abuse, adolescent, bare-chested-male, based-on-book, bed, boxer-shorts, face-slap, jail, scolding, underwear
Genres:
Drama,
Thriller,
Transylvania Twist (1989)
Actors:
Jim Wynorski (writer),
Chuck Cirino (composer),
Brinke Stevens (actress),
Monique Gabrielle (actress),
Howard Morris (actor),
Roger Corman (producer),
Clement von Franckenstein (actor),
Robert Vaughn (actor),
Michael Chieffo (actor),
Forrest J Ackerman (actor),
Boris Karloff (actor),
Arthur Roberts (actor),
Steve Franken (actor),
Mike Elliott (miscellaneous crew),
Jim Wynorski (director),
Plot: The nephew of a librarian must go collect a 200 year old book, "The Book of Ulthar." that should have never been checked out by the Evil Count Orlock cause one of the spells in it could bring about the end of the world. During his trip to the castle, he meets Marissa, a gorgeous rock star and heir to the castle's fortune. There they must confront the only other heir to the fortune and the book, Uncle Byron; and Uncle Byron and his 3 adopted nieces all have very, very, very broad smile.
Keywords: independent-film, pinhead, vampire
Genres:
Comedy,
Horror,
Quotes:
Pinhead-lookalike: I don't know about you, but this hurts!
Dexter Ward: Byron, why are you doing this?::Lord Byron Orlock: Because I'm evil. Haven't you figured that out?
Victor Von Helsing: And it is a commonly held misconception that the undead can transform themselves into bats. Pure nonsense. True, they can change into frogs, flounders, aardvarks, pelicans, baboons and warthogs but never bats.
Stiffs (1985)
Actors:
Jimmie Walker (actor),
Jackie Mason (producer),
Leon Askin (actor),
Jackie Mason (actor),
Alex Rocco (actor),
Clifton James (actor),
Frank Vincent (actor),
Ralph Rosenblum (director),
Jyll Rosenfeld (writer),
Jyll Rosenfeld (producer),
Sonya Polonsky (editor),
Marc Mercury (miscellaneous crew),
Mark Rosenthal (actor),
Howard Loberfeld (writer),
Howard Loberfeld (producer),
Genres:
Comedy,
Daniel (1983)
Actors:
Tovah Feldshuh (actress),
Sidney Lumet (producer),
Mandy Patinkin (actor),
John Rubinstein (actor),
Lindsay Crouse (actress),
Amanda Plummer (actress),
Timothy Hutton (actor),
Michael Earl (actor),
Edward Asner (actor),
Leo Burmester (actor),
Daniel Stern (actor),
Ellen Barkin (actress),
David Margulies (actor),
Sidney Lumet (director),
Anna Hill Johnstone (costume designer),
Plot: The fictionalized story of Daniel, the son of Paul and Rochelle Isaacson, who were executed as Soviet spies in the 1950s. As a graduate student in New York in the 1960s, Daniel is involved in the antiwar protest movement and contrasts his experiences to the memory of his parents and his belief that they were wrongfully convicted.
Keywords: 1950s, 1960s, anti-war-protest, based-on-novel, brother-sister-relationship, character-name-in-title, cold-war, execution, new-york-city, political-prisoner
Genres:
Drama,
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Michael Cimino Dies:
Director Of Oscar-Winning ‘
The Deer Hunter’ And
Infamous ‘
Heaven’s Gate’ Was 77
The director of the 1978
Vietnam War film The Deer Hunter has died, his friend and former lawyer has confirmed.
Double Oscar winner Michael Cimino passed away peacefully on Saturday surrounded by friends and family.
Cimino, 77, who directed a total of eight films, will be remembered for a career of highs and lows.
While The Deer Hunter has been hailed as one of the best movies in recent
Hollywood history, his next project,
Heaven's Gate, was derided as a flop.
Eric Weissmann said Cimino's body was found at his
Los Angeles home on Saturday after friends had been unable to contact him. No cause of death has yet been determined.
News of the dire
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A guy dating a funeral director gets more than what he begins for when snooping through her belongings
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A guy dating a funeral director gets more than what he begins for when snooping through her belongings
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Funeral Footage - Deer Hunter Film Director Michael Cimino Dies At 77
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Deer Hunter Film Director Michael Cimino Dies
Michael Cimino Dies:
Director Of Oscar-Winning ‘
The Deer Hunter’ And
Infamous ‘
Heaven’s Gate’ Was 77
The director of the 1978
Vietnam War film The Deer Hunter has died, his friend and former lawyer has confirmed.
Double Oscar winner Michael Cimino passed away peacefully on Saturday surrounded by friends and family.
Cimino, 77, who directed a total of eight films, will be remembered for a career of highs and lows.
While The Deer Hunter has been hailed as one of the best movies in recent
Hollywood history, his next project,
Heaven's Gate, was derided as a flop.
Eric Weissmann said Cimino's body was found at his
Los Angeles home on Saturday after friends had been unable to contact him. No cause of death has yet been determined.
News of the director's death was first tweeted by
Cannes Film Festival director
Thierry Fremaux (in
French).
The Deer Hunter with its famous
Russian roulette scene starred
Robert de Niro and
Christopher Walken and won five
Oscars including the award for the best film in
1979.
It chronicles the lives of a group of friends from a
Pennsylvania town and the devastating effect of the
Vietnam War, both on those who fought in it and those who stayed at home in small-town
America.
Based on this success, Cimino wrote and directed Heaven's Gate, loosely based on the
Wyoming Johnson County war of 1889-93.
It was a financial disaster that went four times over budget and a year behind schedule, It nearly bankrupted the
United Artists studio.
But the film - starring Christopher Walken and
Kris Kristofferson and - has more recently been hailed as a masterpiece.
Cimino in his earlier career was an advertising executive who moved into film with the
Clint Eastwood and
Jeff Bridges crime caper,
Thunderbolt and Lightfoot, in
1974.
He also directed
Desperate Hours (
1990), starring
Mickey Rourke and
Anthony Hopkins, and the gangster film
The Sicilian (
1986), adapted from a novel by
Godfather author
Mario Puzo.
Correspondents say Heaven's Gate led to the demise of director-driven productions in the late
1970s and the imposition of tighter controls on film budgets.
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Deer Hunter Film Director Michael Cimino Dies
Michael Cimino Dies:
Director Of Oscar-Winning ‘
The Deer Hunter’ And
Infamous ‘
Heaven’s Gate’ Was 77
The director of the 1978
Vietnam War film The Deer Hunter has died, his friend and former lawyer has confirmed.
Double Oscar winner Michael Cimino passed away peacefully on Saturday surrounded by friends and family.
Cimino, 77, who directed a total of eight films, will be remembered for a career of highs and lows.
While The Deer Hunter has been hailed as one of the best movies in recent
Hollywood history, his next project,
Heaven's Gate, was derided as a flop.
Eric Weissmann said Cimino's body was found at his
Los Angeles home on Saturday after friends had been unable to contact him. No cause of death has yet been determined.
News of the director's death was first tweeted by
Cannes Film Festival director
Thierry Fremaux (in
French).
The Deer Hunter with its famous
Russian roulette scene starred
Robert de Niro and
Christopher Walken and won five
Oscars including the award for the best film in
1979.
It chronicles the lives of a group of friends from a
Pennsylvania town and the devastating effect of the
Vietnam War, both on those who fought in it and those who stayed at home in small-town
America.
Based on this success, Cimino wrote and directed Heaven's Gate, loosely based on the
Wyoming Johnson County war of 1889-93.
It was a financial disaster that went four times over budget and a year behind schedule, It nearly bankrupted the
United Artists studio.
But the film - starring Christopher Walken and
Kris Kristofferson and - has more recently been hailed as a masterpiece.
Cimino in his earlier career was an advertising executive who moved into film with the
Clint Eastwood and
Jeff Bridges crime caper,
Thunderbolt and Lightfoot, in
1974.
He also directed
Desperate Hours (
1990), starring
Mickey Rourke and
Anthony Hopkins, and the gangster film
The Sicilian (
1986), adapted from a novel by
Godfather author
Mario Puzo.
Correspondents say Heaven's Gate led to the demise of director-driven productions in the late
1970s and the imposition of tighter controls on film budgets.
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- published: 03 Jul 2016
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Friend's Hubbie Died PTS Tell Funeral Director about Assault
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So traumatized talking death trying to understand death and how fragile our lives are I really want to get my life back get my body back heal.
So traumatized talking death trying to understand death and how fragile our lives are I really want to get my life back get my body back heal.
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So traumatized talking death trying to understand death and how fragile our lives are I really want to get my life back get my body back heal.
- published: 30 Jun 2016
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