Print (2011)

Actors: Kelly Poor (writer), Kelly Poor (writer), Kelly Poor (director), Nicole Allyn Rogers (editor), Davis Brown (actor), Katie Kwak (actor),

Genres: Comedy, Short,

The Legend of Shadow Ridge (2010)

Actors: Michael Switzer (director), Michael Switzer (actor), Bill Nissim (actor), Bill Nissim (director), Bill Nissim (writer), Sauman Badiei (actor), Vickey Stewart (actress), Ralph Castor (actor), Jeannette Avellan (actress), Rick Dovel (actor), Austin Frey (actress), Greg Manhart (actor), Vivian Wyngaarden (actress), Sean Darmal (actor), Christine Nissim (actress),

Plot: A documentary crew interviews the owner of Irving Ranch, Clovis Irving, and learns about the Legend of Shadow Ridge. In 1850, a band of men were ordered to leave the Irving Ranch. Instead, they showed-up at the Irving home begging for food. When Lady Irving refused their request, they killed her in cold blood. Now she roams the ranch searching for her assailants. To corroborate the story, the documentary team interviews neighbors that live near the ranch. They come across a group of men who join them on their quest to Shadow Ridge. Things turn for the worst when they defy the no trespassing signs and Clovis' warning and enter the land at night.

Genres: Drama, Horror, Short, Thriller,

Colorblind (2010)

Actors: Alexander Arntzen (composer), Tyler Stratton (producer), Joseph Otanez (writer), Joseph Otanez (director), Joseph Otanez (writer), Joseph Otanez (producer), Teena Pugliese (actor), Cedric St. Clair (actor), Amy Talebizadeh (actress), Chris Chiquet (actor), Aaron McChesney (miscellaneous crew), Victoria Grimsley (editor), Liz Peterson (writer), A.J. Pacheco (actor), Chuck Jones (actor),

Genres: Comedy, Drama, Fantasy, Short,
Taglines: Stop and see the roses.

A Sincere Prospect (2009)

Actors: Aaron Steven (producer), Daniel Laufer (composer), Kaya Savas (editor), Kaya Savas (producer), Kaya Savas (writer), Kaya Savas (director), Brad Bradley (actor), Christine Carter (actress), Mark Spilman (actor), John Wheeler (actor),

Plot: After being laid off from work Bret meets a stranger at the bar. This man, Richard proposes a ridiculous but tempting offer to go search for unclaimed money. After hesitating Bret gives in and the two venture deep into the wilderness with the hopes of securing their futures. A story about risk and self worth from the director of An Unfortunate Circumstance

Genres: Drama, Short,

Quotes:

Richard: I can't wait for everything to change.::Bret: What do you mean?::Richard: This changes everything. Makes it all worth it. No more being trapped. You just, you don't know what it feels like to be a ghost, to not matter.::Bret: How do you figure?::Richard: You have someone; someone to love you, someone to cherish you. Make life worth living.::Bret: How is finding this money going to change anything?::Richard: I'll have something to be proud of and you'll get your future.

Bret: I'm not willing to risk my life for somebody whose already dead!

Richard: Look, everyday I feel consumed. This is it for me! This is my chance to get myself out of this deep fucking hole I've dug for myself, alright? I just want to wakeup one morning and not think 'what's the point?' I know you don't need this, but I do! I can't go back with nothing, I just can't!

Lovebites (2006)

Actors: Paul Reiser (producer), Paul Reiser (writer), Leslie Greif (producer), John Rakich (miscellaneous crew), Jonathan Matthews (miscellaneous crew), K.C. Collins (actor), Stephen Brophy (writer), Peter Isacksen (producer), Jennifer L. Stone (miscellaneous crew), Jenifur Jarvis (costume designer), Kristina Pesic (actress), Billy MacLellan (actor), Billy MacLellan (actor), Tommy Lioutas (actor), Elizabeth Whitmere (actress),

Genres: Comedy,

Eight Legged Freaks (2002)

Actors: John Ottman (composer), Tom Noonan (actor), Scarlett Johansson (actress), Kari Wuhrer (actress), Rick Overton (actor), Lynnanne Zager (miscellaneous crew), Bruce Berman (producer), David Arquette (actor), Dean Devlin (producer), Roland Emmerich (producer), Robin Anderson (miscellaneous crew), Leon Rippy (actor), John Ennis (actor), Doug E. Doug (actor), Riley Smith (actor),

Plot: The residents of a rural mining town discover that an unfortunate chemical spill has caused hundreds of little spiders to mutate overnight to the size of SUVs. It's then up to mining engineer Chris McCormack and Sheriff Sam Parker to mobilize an eclectic group of townspeople, including the Sheriff's young son, Mike, her daughter, Ashley, and paranoid radio announcer Harlan, into battle against the bloodthirsty eight-legged beasts.

Keywords: anal-probe, animal-attack, antenna, aunt-nephew-relationship, barbershop, bathroom, bmx, boy-genius, brother-sister-relationship, cactus
Genres: Action, Comedy, Horror, Sci-Fi, Thriller,
Taglines: Do you hate spiders? Do you really hate spiders? Well they don't like you either. Let the squashing begin!! The biggest... nastiest... mutant spider movie of all time!!!!

Quotes:

Harlan: There's no way you're telling me that thing back there is from earth!::Chris McCormick: All right! They're spiders from Mars! You happy!::Harlan: No.

Mike: No one's going to believe me, cause I'm a kid, and they never listen to kid.

Larry: Dude did you piss your pants?::Bret: Come on we got to go! We got to get out of here! They're coming!::Randy: Looks like the only thing going is you dude!

Wade: What exactly is that?::Deputy Pete: A spider, man!

Chris McCormick: Get back you eight-legged freaks!

Joshua's Parrot: I see dead people, I see dead people...::Joshua: He like's that movie, dunno why...

Ashley Parker: Mom, I am not you! I'm not gonna get pregnant at 16. I'm not gonna stay here for the rest of my life and be a trailer trash sheriff!::Sheriff Sam Parker: Thanks for the flashback. I really didn't deserve that!

Harlan: [broadcasting over the radio] Now people "the phones are down" and I know they're gonna tell you that it's a "technical error"!

Deputy Pete: They're not aliens they're spiders mutated by contaminated waste!::Harlan: That's probably a more logical explanation!

Chris McCormick: [after finding a big spider leg] That ain't no cactus!

A Perfect Pitch (1998)

Actors: Cynthia H. Margulis (producer), Claude Foisy (composer), Patrick Thomas O'Brien (actor), Harvey J. Alperin (actor), Skip O'Brien (actor), Anthony Rosselli (actor), Daniel O'Callaghan (actor), Blake Lewolt (actor), Matt Koruba (actor), Brian Seeman (actor), Justin Phillips (actor), Bruce Worrilow (producer), Bruce Worrilow (writer), Bruce Worrilow (director), John A. Razzano (actor),

Plot: Stuart Warren loves playing the piano. Trouble is, his father and older brother are big on baseball. Lou coaches his boys, it's big brother Buddy's last year in the league, Lou is thinking championship, and Lou's Dukes lead the Gophers by the fourth inning. Buddy is always on Stuart's case, under the guise of a smile and pseudo helping hand. To build character, Lou brings Stuart in from the outfield to pitch the fourth, to the dismay of pitcher Paulie's connected father, Frank. The first two batters to face Stuart get hits, Buddy jeers Stuart, Stuart simmers, and Bernie, the assistant coach, calls on Stuart to deliver one good pitch. Does he have it in him? A Warren never quits!

Keywords: baseball, baseball-field, baseball-game, black-eye, bodyguard, brother-brother-relationship, coach, father-son-relationship, home-run, little-league
Genres: Short,

Sunset Beach (1997)

Actors: Lee de Broux (actor), Henry Gibson (actor), Michael Fairman (actor), Dan Riley (actor), Keith A. Cox (miscellaneous crew), Bart Johnson (actor), Michael Anthony (miscellaneous crew), Billy Blanks (actor), Fran Bennett (actress), Pamela Clay (actress), Joe Sabatino (actor), Jason Corgan Brown (miscellaneous crew), Carlos Bernard (actor), Stephen Lippross (miscellaneous crew), Brenda James (actress),

Plot: Having discovered her fiancé Tim Truman kissing another woman, Meg Cummings leaves her home in Kansas on their wedding day to start a new life in Sunset Beach, California. Her goal is to find a computer pen pal, SB. Soon after she sets foot on Sunset Beach, Meg's life is turned upside-down, as she becomes involved in the dynamic lives of the Beach's residents.

Keywords: amnesia, baby-napping, baby-switch, beach, blackmail, cult, cult-tv, cursed-jewel, daydream, dream
Genres: Drama,

Quotes:

[Jude wants Annie's help]::Annie Douglas: Dream on Romeo, get someone else to drink your poison!

Caitlin Richards Deschanel: Annie this isn't Melrose Place!::Annie Douglas: No, it's Sunset Beach.

[Amy notices that the Rosario curse is starting to affect Bette]::Amy Dreyer Nielsen: You're all grey and old!::Emily Davis: Mom, are you okay?::Bette Katzenkazrahi: Emily I'm fine, I promise, I promise.::Bradley 'Brad' Niklaus: Oh, yeah, sure. You can handle it. You're already old.

Annie Douglas: The old Maria, she understood the crazy things I did and she loved me in spite of them!::Maria Torres-Evans: The old Maria doesn't sound very smart.

Gregory Richards: I had forgotten what it feels like [to parent a helpless infant] . Sean and Caitlin aren't helpless anymore.::Annie Douglas: Well, Sean isn't.

[Francesca has interrupted AJ and Cole wearing nothing but a towel. Cole leaves]::Armando 'A.J.' Deschanel, Jr.: I mean, come on Francesca. You didn't think that you could just strut around in your little towel and turn Cole';s head, did you?::Francesca Vargas: Sure turned your head.::Armando 'A.J.' Deschanel, Jr.: Awww, AJ is human.

Annie Douglas: [to Cailtin] I was your friend once. Maybe for ten or fifteen minutes.

Annie Douglas: [to a random object] Hello! I'm Annie and you're mine.

Carmen Torres: I have followed the eleventh path and it has brought me to the consummation of truth.::Antonio Torres: ...What?

[Carmen is checking her tarot cards to see who the other man in Gabi's life is]::Carmen Torres: Now we will see who is turning Gabi's attention away from Ricardo.::Antonio Torres: Gee mama, will there be a bio attached?::[Later]::Carmen Torres: This other man in Gabi's life is well-known.::Antonio Torres: Ah, good, a celebrity.::Carmen Torres: Be quiet Antonio.

Maid to Order (1987)

Actors: Brian McMillan (miscellaneous crew), Tom Skerritt (actor), Beverly D'Angelo (actress), Ally Sheedy (actress), Michael Ontkean (actor), Georges Delerue (composer), Helen Kelly (actress), Valerie Perrine (actress), Katey Sagal (actress), Dick Shawn (actor), Alexander Folk (actor), Raymond Cruz (actor), Kimberly Beck (actress), Amy Holden Jones (director), Amy Holden Jones (writer),

Plot: Spoiled Jessie Montgomery, whose wild behavior and spending excesses cause her well-meaning but exasperated millionaire father Charles to wish he never had her, is visited by fairy godmother Stella. In an effort to save Jessie, Stella casts a spell which causes Charles to no longer have a daughter. Jessie, now penniless and without a friend, must take a maid's job to earn a living, and hopefully to learn her lesson...

Keywords: 1980s, alternate-reality, cinderella-story, class-differences, cleaning, coming-of-age, couple, dumpster-diving, employment, fairy-godmother
Genres: Comedy, Fantasy,
Taglines: She was raise in a Beverly Hills mansion. Now, she's got to clean one. Ally Sheedy is Jessie Montgomery ... worse help is hard to find. Worse help is hard to find.

Quotes:

Jessie Montgomery: I did not spend six years in junior college to be a maid.

Stella Winston: You're a spoiled, silly, boring, insignificant little twit.::Jessie Montgomery: Hey! Who are you calling boring?

Jessie Montgomery: Please let me take it in Maria. Please!::Maria: She told me to take it in.::Jessie Montgomery: Well what difference does it make?::Maria: The difference is if you screw up, then my ass is grass and she's the lawnmower!

[Jessie brings Stan his laundry]::Stan Starkey: What the... WHAT HAVE YOU DONE TO MY WRINKLED SUIT?::Jessie Montgomery: I pressed it.::Stan Starkey: I know, but you're not supposed to press it! It's a wrinkled suit! I BOUGHT it wrinkled! It's a Georgio Armani WRINKLE! Wrinkles are IN! It's the 80's, kiddo; wake up! I can't believe this! My Georgio Armani, PRESSED!

Jessie Montgomery: [after being arrested for driving under the influence AND carrying drugs, AND trying to bribe the cops who took her in, Jessie is sharing a cell with a hooker who's loudly filing her nails]... Would you mind not doing that? I'm kinda bummed and I have a headache.::Hooker in Jail: And what are you in for?::Jessie Montgomery: I don't remember.::Hooker in Jail: Figures.::Jessie Montgomery: God, when this hits the papers... my poor father... He's a philanthropist.::Hooker in Jail: Is he serving time too?::Jessie Montgomery: No a philanthropist is... Never mind. So what are YOU in for?::Hooker in Jail: [sarcastic]... Jaywalking.

Jessie Montgomery: Hey, I bruise easily, okay!::Stella Winston: You're a real peach, aren't ya?

Jessie Montgomery: You're a witch!::Stella Winston: I'm perfectly harmless!::Jessie Montgomery: That's what they said about asbestos!

Jessie Montgomery: But, Dad, please! I'm zeroed out.::Charles Montgomery: I gave you $200.00.::Jessie Montgomery: Well, it's ancient history!::Charles Montgomery: I believe it was lunch time.

Charles Montgomery: I never thought I'd hear myself say something like this, Woodrow. [Looks up at the stars] I wish I'd never had a daughter.

Stella Winston: [at the door of Jessie's jail cell] Rise and shine, doll.::Jessie Montgomery: Who are you?::Stella Winston: I'm your fairy godmother.::Jessie Montgomery: The nightmare continues...!

Margie (1940)

Actors: Edward McWade (actor), Tom Brown (actor), Mischa Auer (actor), Gene Collins (actor), Heinie Conklin (actor), Andy Devine (actor), Ralph Dunn (actor), Frank Faylen (actor), Vinton Hayworth (actor), Allen Jenkins (actor), Edgar Kennedy (actor), Milton Kibbee (actor), Richard Lane (actor), Horace McMahon (actor), Edmund Mortimer (actor),

Genres: Comedy,