The Muppets (2011)

Actors: Rob Corddry (actor), Billy Crystal (actor), Chris Cooper (actor), Jack Black (actor), Bill Barretta (actor), Alan Arkin (actor), Bill Cobbs (actor), Bill Barretta (actor), Bill Barretta (actor), Bill Barretta (actor), Bill Barretta (actor), Bill Barretta (actor), Bill Barretta (actor), Zach Galifianakis (actor), Bill Barretta (actor),

Plot: When 3 Muppet fans learn that Tex Richman wants to drill under the Muppet Theater for oil, Gary, Mary and Walter set out to find the Muppets who have been split up for years so that they can put on one last show and save the Muppet Theater. 'Kermit the Frog' (qv) now lives in his own mansion depressed in Hollywood, 'The Great Gonzo' is a high class plumber at Gonzo's Royal Flush, 'Fozzie Bear' (qv) performs with a tribute band called The Moopets, 'Miss Piggy' (qv) is the plus-size fashion editor at Vogue Paris, and Animal is at a celebrity anger management rehab center in Santa Barbara.

Keywords: based-on-tv-series, bel-air, brother-brother-relationship, bus, comeback, electric-fence, evil-laughter, fencing, hdtv, henchman
Genres: Comedy, Family, Musical,
Taglines: They're closer than you think. Muppet domination

Quotes:

Fozzie Bear: Wow, that was such an expensive looking explosion! I can't believe we had that in the budget.

[from trailer]::Gary: Whoa whoa whoa, wait wait wait, stop! [looks directly into the camera] Are there Muppets in this movie?

Fozzie Bear: Check it out, Fart-Shoes!::[Steps on the whoopie cushions to make fart sounds]

[from trailer]::[the Muppets are sitting in jail]::Warden: Are you, uh, the Muppets?::Prisoner: [in the jail cell next to them] Hey! I'm a Muppet.

[from trailer]::Statler: Is this movie in 3-D?::Waldorf: Nope! The Muppets are as one-dimensional as they've always been!

Veronica: I'm gonna shoot straight: you guys aren't famous anymore.::Fozzie Bear: Yeesh. I wish she'd shot a little more curvy.

Rico Rodriguez: Are you one of the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles?::Kermit the Frog: Yes I am!

Statler: I always dreamed we'd be back here.::Waldorf: Dreams? Those were nightmares!

Kermit the Frog: Do what I do: Imagine the audience naked.

[repeated line]::Tex Richman: Maniacal laugh... maniacal laugh...

Stone of Destiny (2008)

Actors: Steve Joberns (miscellaneous crew), Steve Joberns (miscellaneous crew), Jessica Drake (miscellaneous crew), Charles Martin Smith (director), Charles Martin Smith (writer), Jill McCullough (miscellaneous crew), Brenda Fricker (actress), Billy Boyd (actor), Charles Martin Smith (producer), Mychael Danna (composer), Ron Donachie (actor), Peter Mullan (actor), Robert Carlyle (actor), Caroline Sax (miscellaneous crew), William Vince (producer),

Plot: The Stone of Destiny retells the fascinating and true story of four young Glaswegian students who, in 1951, outwitted the British authorities in their successful attempt to take back the Stone of Scone - a beloved symbol of Scottish pride, back to its country of origin.

Keywords: 1950s, arrest, bar, based-on-true-story, breaking-and-entering, burglar, burglary, car, celebration, christmas-eve
Genres: Adventure, Comedy, Crime, Drama,
Taglines: A heist 600 years in the making They didn't grab their destiny. They lifted it.

Quotes:

Ian Hamilton: On that day I heard the voice of Scotland speak as loudly as it did in 1320. As long as a hundred of us remain alive, we shall never give in to the domination of the English. We fight not for glory, not for wealth, nor honors, but only and alone for freedom, which no good man surrenders but with his life.

Police Officer CID: This road leads you out of London. Take it.

Ian's mother: [about Ian's father] He's proud of you, son.::Ian Hamilton: Fine. Let him say so.

Mrs. McQuarry: It's good for a man to change his mind sometimes.

Ian Hamilton: What does your father think of you being involved in all this?::Kay Matheson: I don't know. His boat was gunned down in the war.::Ian Hamilton: I'm sorry to hear that.::Kay Matheson: Aye, me too.

Kay Matheson: If you go for the Stone without me, I'll break your arm.

Ian Hamilton: [Nervous about being overheard] Can... can I talk sir?::John MacCormick: I think so.

Kay Matheson: [the boys are voting over whether to stay or go back] Doesn't a lass get to vote?::Ian Hamilton: [Surprised at her being awake] I thought you couldn't hear us.::Kay Matheson: I'm sick, not dead!

Bill Craig: You may as well go for the Crown Jewels! You'll never get away with it!

John MacCormick: You came to me for fifty pounds?

BoyLand (2004)

Actors: Dirk Yates (producer), Dan Cross (producer), Rod Barry (actor), Andrew Rosen (editor), Owen Hawk (actor), Dan Cross (director), J.D. Slater (composer), Dan Cross (writer), Brent Everett (actor), Jeremy Jordan (actor), Jason Hawke (actor), Andrew Addams (actor), Marshall O'Boy (miscellaneous crew), Todd Alan (miscellaneous crew), Tommy Deluca (actor),

Genres: Adult,

Minsan pa (2004)

Actors: Jomari Yllana (actor), Rudy Fernandez (actor), Jeffrey Cantuba (miscellaneous crew), Armando Lao (writer), Danny Gloria (editor), Mhalouh Crisologo (producer), Tirso Cruz III (actor), Jess Navarro (editor), Ara Mina (actress), Mhalouh Crisologo (actress), Rio Locsin (actress), Jess Evardone (actor), Gigette Reyes (actress), Dimples Romana (actress), Christian Vasquez (actor),

Genres: Romance,

One Note Too High (2003)

Actors: Vincent Gillioz (composer), Alan Pietruszewski (actor), Maxime Brulein (writer), Maxime Brulein (director), Maxime Brulein (producer), Mark N. Thomas (costume designer), Mark N. Thomas (producer), Kory Alden (actor), Elender Wall (actress), Paula Maxwell (actress), Teri Gamble (actress), Dianne Lonnie Benedict (actress), Rhett Damon (actor), Susie Heintzman (actress), Dana Benedict (actress),

Genres: Mystery, Short,
Taglines: When wolves are heard from every side, the diva sings One Note Too High

Queenie in Love (2001)

Actors: Victor Argo (actor), Joe Grifasi (actor), Amos Kollek (producer), Larry Pine (actor), Mark Margolis (actor), Amos Kollek (writer), Irma St. Paule (actress), Amos Kollek (director), Austin Pendleton (actor), Jordan Charney (actor), Louise Lasser (actress), Joey Dedio (actor), Jordan Brendan Finnegan (miscellaneous crew), Rizwan Manji (actor), Alexander von Roon (actor),

Plot: 24 year old Queenie prefers the slums of the East Village in Manhattan to her parents multi-million dollar estate in Westchester. A wacky character who plays pranks on everyone, Queenie works as a social worker with kids while unsuccessfully pursuing an acting career in New York. Horace is a middle-aged ex-cop who lives by himself in the same neighborhood. Having been diagnosed by his doctor as terminal with only a few months to live, Horace starts going to a shrink and tries to find meaning to his life, at which point he meets Queenie, who takes him on a whirlwind of a ride, before they finally, truly find one another. Horace's milieu also includes Martha and Spencer, a married couple of ex-gangsters now living a mundane life supplementing their income by throwing occasional S&M; orgies for a few dollars. Queenie's crowd includes Skip, her fiancé, an ambitious Wall Street broker, and her best friend, Tzocki, who is about to be married.

Keywords: character-name-in-title, dominatrix, independent-film, love, new-york
Genres: Comedy, Romance,

Amazing Stories: Book Five (1992)

Actors: June Lockhart (actress), Mick Garris (writer), Frank Marshall (miscellaneous crew), Steven Spielberg (writer), Bob Balaban (director), Steven Spielberg (miscellaneous crew), John Addison (composer), Kathleen Kennedy (miscellaneous crew), Georges Delerue (composer), Angelo Rossitto (actor), Milton Berle (actor), Debbie Lee Carrington (actress), Joshua Brand (miscellaneous crew), Peter Kwong (actor), Joshua Brand (producer),

Genres: Comedy, Drama, Fantasy,

The Main Event (1979)

Actors: Jon Peters (producer), Howard Rosenman (producer), Harvey Parry (actor), Sue Casey (actress), Brent Musburger (actor), Barbra Streisand (actress), Ryan O'Neal (actor), Richard Lawson (actor), Ernie Hudson (actor), Len Lesser (actor), Art Evans (actor), Earl Boen (actor), James Gregory (actor), Ruth Myers (costume designer), Barbra Streisand (producer),

Plot: Hillary Kramer, successful Perfume magnate awakes one morning to find that her accountant has robbed her blind and left for South America. Going through all of her remaining assets she finds a boxer, purchased as a tax write off. She decides to take Kid Natural, (Eddie Scanlon) who is much more at home giving driving lessons, into the ring and use him as her key to riches. Eddie thinks this will only get him killed and resists.

Keywords: accountant, bankruptcy, bare-chested-male, boxer, boxing, boxing-promoter, boxing-ring, boyfriend-girlfriend-relationship, career, career-woman
Genres: Comedy, Romance, Sport,
Taglines: A Glove Story

Quotes:

Percy: Man, you is the dumbest white guy I know.

Beach Party (1963)

Actors: John Ashley (actor), James H. Nicholson (producer), Vincent Price (actor), Dorothy Malone (actress), Les Baxter (composer), Samuel Z. Arkoff (producer), Annette Funicello (actress), Andy Romano (actor), Robert Cummings (actor), Frankie Avalon (actor), Morey Amsterdam (actor), William Asher (director), Harvey Lembeck (actor), Lou Rusoff (producer), Lou Rusoff (writer),

Plot: The first of the five official American-International "Beach Party" movies. Anthropology Professor Robert Orwell Sutwell and his secretary Marianne are studying the sex habits of teenagers. The surfing teens led by Frankie and Dee Dee don't have much sex but they sing, battle the motorcycle rats and mice led by Eric Von Zipper and dance to Dick Dale and the Del Tones. Look for Big Daddy's surprise cameo.

Keywords: 1960s, actor-shares-first-name-with-character, anthropologist, army-pilot, b-movie, beach, beach-blanket, beach-bunny, beach-party, beatnik
Genres: Comedy, Musical, Romance,
Taglines: When 10,000 kids meet on 5,000 Beach Blankets ... something's bound to happen! The perfect summer when the urge meets the surge!

Quotes:

Cappy: Not you again.::Eric Von Zipper: Yep, it's me.::Cappy: I though maybe you'd skip us this year.::Eric Von Zipper: I like you. And when Eric Von Zipper likes someone, they stay liked.

Big Daddy: Bring me my pendulum, kiddies, I feel like swinging!

Prof. Robert O. Sutwell: Marianne, this book will be my triumph.::Marianne: And you'll never get it though the mail. But hang on to the picture rights, I'm sure American International will snap it up in a minute.

Eric Von Zipper: Look, nobody tells Eric Von Zipper nothin'!::J.D.: That's right, nobody tells Eric Von Zipper nothin'!::Prof. Robert O. Sutwell: Who are you?::J.D.: J.D.::Eric Von Zipper: That's short for "Juvenile Delinquent."

[Eric Von Zipper's motorcycle run away and crashes]::J.D.: You did it again, boss.::Eric Von Zipper: You stupid, fix it!

[at the arrival of Eric Von Zipper and his Rat Pack]::Cappy: Just what we need, the black plague!

Cappy: Just one thing, Professor, will you level with me? What's with the feather duster? The beard? You think it moves the chicks?::Prof. Robert O. Sutwell: No, it usually works the other way.::Cappy: I don't dig. You don't want to level with me?::Prof. Robert O. Sutwell: All right, I'll level with you. When I first started out at Harvard, I was the youngest professor at the university. I was so young that it was sickening. No one took me seriously. Every time when I opened my mouth to speak, my students laughed, the other professors laughed, even the janitors laughted. Well, I knew it couldn't go on for long before I would be fired by the dean who did not want a professor that his students didn't take seriously. So one day at lunch, I sat down in the student cafeteria and presented my problem to this old professor friend of mine. And without even glancing up from his soup, he said to me: "buy yourself a pair of glasses and grow a beard." So you see, all of this is just 18 years of professor windowdressing.::Cappy: Amazing how our lives parallel. You have that, and I have this.::[points to the goatee on his chin]::Cappy: You know why I grew this? I got a dimple in my chin and I didn't want anyone mistaking me for Kirk Douglas.::Prof. Robert O. Sutwell: But you don't look anything like Kirk Douglas.::Cappy: See? It works.

Frankie: I want to talk to you about Delores. I'm Frankie.::Prof. Robert O. Sutwell: Oh, hi, Frankie. I'm...::Frankie: I know who you are.::Prof. Robert O. Sutwell: You do?::Frankie: You're the guy that's been cutting in on my time!::Prof. Robert O. Sutwell: No, please, just a moment I...::Frankie: You're brainwashing her with your beard!::Prof. Robert O. Sutwell: Brainwashing her with my beard?::Frankie: Why else would she be crazy about someone like you?::Prof. Robert O. Sutwell: Now that, I resent.::Frankie: I mean, you're an old man.::Prof. Robert O. Sutwell: Now just a second. If you're so crazy about Dolores, why are you running around flirting with that Hungarian goulash?::Frankie: Because she's my girl.::Prof. Robert O. Sutwell: Who? Goulash?::Frankie: No, Dolores!::Prof. Robert O. Sutwell: Oh, I see now, yes! You're trying to make her jealous. Put her down. Typical Aborigine attitude. I suppose you'd like to drag her off on your surfboard by the roots of her hair.::Frankie: Yes, I would! I love her. Look, I know how you can love her too because she's lovable. But I'm telling you this: I am not gonna let any over aged fuzzy-face take away my girl! Not, if I have anything to do with it, and believe me Mister, I do! By the way, how are you fixed for blades?

Cappy: Can I ask you something, Professor? Are you studying these kids sex lives, or you getting involved in it?

Eric Von Zipper: Ah, Professor?::Prof. Robert O. Sutwell: Yes, Mr. Von Zipper?::Eric Von Zipper: I wonder if we could talk for a minute?::Prof. Robert O. Sutwell: You mean like palaver?::Eric Von Zipper: We could do that, too.

Hollywood Wonderland (1947)

Actors: Natalie Kalmus (miscellaneous crew), John Carroll (actor), Cliff Edwards (actor), Fritz Feld (actor), Dick Foran (actor), Kirby Grant (actor), Creighton Hale (actor), Gordon Hart (actor), Halliwell Hobbes (actor), Kenner G. Kemp (actor), Knox Manning (actor), Dennis Morgan (actor), George O'Hanlon (actor), Paul Panzer (actor), Glenn Strange (actor),

Plot: Two tour guides take visitors around Warner Bros. showing them scenes of films allegedly in the making but which actually consist of archive footage from previously released Technicolor Warner Bros. short subjects.

Keywords: actor, behind-the-scenes, film-actress, hollywood, musical-acts, tour-guide
Genres: Musical, Short,