Cochran (2009)

Actors: James P. Gannon (producer), James P. Gannon (editor), James P. Gannon (director), James P. Gannon (writer), Sam Goetz (miscellaneous crew), Joseph Gannon (actor), Chris Cipriano (actor), James D. Cochran (actor), Jack Gannon (actor), Gary Shaw (actor), Leo Guld (actor), Andrew Recinos (composer), Gerald Guld (actor),

Genres: Comedy, Short,

Gosford Park (2001)

Actors: Eileen Atkins (actress), Helen Mirren (actress), Clive Owen (actor), Ryan Phillippe (actor), Richard E. Grant (actor), Frank Thornton (actor), Derek Jacobi (actor), Charles Dance (actor), Stephen Fry (actor), Bob Balaban (actor), Alan Bates (actor), Michael Gambon (actor), Tom Hollander (actor), Maggie Smith (actress), Kristin Scott Thomas (actress),

Plot: Set in the 1930's the story takes place in an old fashioned English country house where a family has invited many of their friends up for a weekend shooting party. The story centers around the McCordle family, particularly the man of the house, William McCordle. Getting on in years William has become benefactor to many of his relatives and friends. As the weekend goes on and secrets are revealed, it seems everyone, above stairs and below, wants a piece of William and his money, but how far will they go to get it?

Keywords: 1930s, actor, adultery, american, autumn, bathtub, benefactor, biological-father, biological-mother, bird
Genres: Drama, Mystery,
Taglines: Tea At Four. Dinner At Eight. Murder At Midnight.

Quotes:

Mrs. Wilson: I'm the perfect servant; I have no life.

Lady Sylvia McCordle: Where's that wretched Mabel.::Constance, Countess of Trentham: Has anyone checked her outfit? She's probably in black velvet with a feather in her hair.::Lavinia Meredith: She's in the morning room looking perfectly normal. Don't be such a snob aunt Constance.::Constance, Countess of Trentham: Me? I haven't a snobish bone in my body.

Constance: Mary, I don't think I'll wear that shirt after all. The other one's warmer, that's all I care about.

Constance: Do you think he'll be as long as he usually is?

Lady Sylvia McCordle: Mrs Wilson, a major crisis has arisen. I've just found out that Mr Weissman won't eat meat and I don't know what to do and I can't ask Mrs Croft. I simply don't dare.::Mrs. Wilson: Oh, everything's under control your ladyship. Mr Weissman's valet informed us as soon as he arrived so we've prepared a special version of the soup, he can eat the fish and the hors d'oeuvres, there'll be a welsh rarebit for the game course, I'm not sure what we're going to do about the entree but we'll think of something.::Lady Sylvia McCordle: Thank you Mrs Wilson. Ten steps ahead as always. Which one of you is Mr Weissman's valet?::Henry Denton: I am, your Ladyship.::Lady Sylvia McCordle: Are you indeed. Yes. Well. Thank you for your...::[pause while she takes a good look at him]::Lady Sylvia McCordle: efficiency.::[leaves]::George (First Footman): [to Denton] You're all set then.

Constance: Awfully long repertoire.

Constance: Seems much more than just background music.

Barnes: Short arse.

Constance: Has anyone checked her outfit? She's probably in black velvet with a feather in her hair.

Constance: They're rather a mixed bunch. That Mr. Weissman's very odd. Apparently, he produces motion pictures. The Charlie Chan Mysteries. Or does he direct them? I never know the difference. Mary! I suppose it's fun having a film star staying but there's always so little to talk about after the first flush of recognition. And why has Freddy Nesbitt brought that awful common little wife of his? Isabel only asked him because another gun dropped out; that's no excuse to inflict her on us all. Mary... Tomorrow, I'll have breakfast in bed, and then get straight up into the tweeds. What shirt have you brought?::Mary Maceachran: The green with the pink stripe.::Constance: Oh no dear, no. No, that's quite wrong. Always something very plain for country sports - the one I wore today will do.::Mary Maceachran: But it's soiled.::Constance: Well you can wash it, can't you?

Gosford Park (2001)

Actors: Eileen Atkins (actress), Helen Mirren (actress), Clive Owen (actor), Ryan Phillippe (actor), Richard E. Grant (actor), Frank Thornton (actor), Derek Jacobi (actor), Charles Dance (actor), Stephen Fry (actor), Bob Balaban (actor), Alan Bates (actor), Michael Gambon (actor), Tom Hollander (actor), Maggie Smith (actress), Kristin Scott Thomas (actress),

Plot: Set in the 1930's the story takes place in an old fashioned English country house where a family has invited many of their friends up for a weekend shooting party. The story centers around the McCordle family, particularly the man of the house, William McCordle. Getting on in years William has become benefactor to many of his relatives and friends. As the weekend goes on and secrets are revealed, it seems everyone, above stairs and below, wants a piece of William and his money, but how far will they go to get it?

Keywords: 1930s, actor, adultery, american, autumn, bathtub, benefactor, biological-father, biological-mother, bird
Genres: Drama, Mystery,
Taglines: Tea At Four. Dinner At Eight. Murder At Midnight.

Quotes:

Mrs. Wilson: I'm the perfect servant; I have no life.

Lady Sylvia McCordle: Where's that wretched Mabel.::Constance, Countess of Trentham: Has anyone checked her outfit? She's probably in black velvet with a feather in her hair.::Lavinia Meredith: She's in the morning room looking perfectly normal. Don't be such a snob aunt Constance.::Constance, Countess of Trentham: Me? I haven't a snobish bone in my body.

Constance: Mary, I don't think I'll wear that shirt after all. The other one's warmer, that's all I care about.

Constance: Do you think he'll be as long as he usually is?

Lady Sylvia McCordle: Mrs Wilson, a major crisis has arisen. I've just found out that Mr Weissman won't eat meat and I don't know what to do and I can't ask Mrs Croft. I simply don't dare.::Mrs. Wilson: Oh, everything's under control your ladyship. Mr Weissman's valet informed us as soon as he arrived so we've prepared a special version of the soup, he can eat the fish and the hors d'oeuvres, there'll be a welsh rarebit for the game course, I'm not sure what we're going to do about the entree but we'll think of something.::Lady Sylvia McCordle: Thank you Mrs Wilson. Ten steps ahead as always. Which one of you is Mr Weissman's valet?::Henry Denton: I am, your Ladyship.::Lady Sylvia McCordle: Are you indeed. Yes. Well. Thank you for your...::[pause while she takes a good look at him]::Lady Sylvia McCordle: efficiency.::[leaves]::George (First Footman): [to Denton] You're all set then.

Constance: Awfully long repertoire.

Constance: Seems much more than just background music.

Barnes: Short arse.

Constance: Has anyone checked her outfit? She's probably in black velvet with a feather in her hair.

Constance: They're rather a mixed bunch. That Mr. Weissman's very odd. Apparently, he produces motion pictures. The Charlie Chan Mysteries. Or does he direct them? I never know the difference. Mary! I suppose it's fun having a film star staying but there's always so little to talk about after the first flush of recognition. And why has Freddy Nesbitt brought that awful common little wife of his? Isabel only asked him because another gun dropped out; that's no excuse to inflict her on us all. Mary... Tomorrow, I'll have breakfast in bed, and then get straight up into the tweeds. What shirt have you brought?::Mary Maceachran: The green with the pink stripe.::Constance: Oh no dear, no. No, that's quite wrong. Always something very plain for country sports - the one I wore today will do.::Mary Maceachran: But it's soiled.::Constance: Well you can wash it, can't you?

Gosford Park (2001)

Actors: Eileen Atkins (actress), Helen Mirren (actress), Clive Owen (actor), Ryan Phillippe (actor), Richard E. Grant (actor), Frank Thornton (actor), Derek Jacobi (actor), Charles Dance (actor), Stephen Fry (actor), Bob Balaban (actor), Alan Bates (actor), Michael Gambon (actor), Tom Hollander (actor), Maggie Smith (actress), Kristin Scott Thomas (actress),

Plot: Set in the 1930's the story takes place in an old fashioned English country house where a family has invited many of their friends up for a weekend shooting party. The story centers around the McCordle family, particularly the man of the house, William McCordle. Getting on in years William has become benefactor to many of his relatives and friends. As the weekend goes on and secrets are revealed, it seems everyone, above stairs and below, wants a piece of William and his money, but how far will they go to get it?

Keywords: 1930s, actor, adultery, american, autumn, bathtub, benefactor, biological-father, biological-mother, bird
Genres: Drama, Mystery,
Taglines: Tea At Four. Dinner At Eight. Murder At Midnight.

Quotes:

Mrs. Wilson: I'm the perfect servant; I have no life.

Lady Sylvia McCordle: Where's that wretched Mabel.::Constance, Countess of Trentham: Has anyone checked her outfit? She's probably in black velvet with a feather in her hair.::Lavinia Meredith: She's in the morning room looking perfectly normal. Don't be such a snob aunt Constance.::Constance, Countess of Trentham: Me? I haven't a snobish bone in my body.

Constance: Mary, I don't think I'll wear that shirt after all. The other one's warmer, that's all I care about.

Constance: Do you think he'll be as long as he usually is?

Lady Sylvia McCordle: Mrs Wilson, a major crisis has arisen. I've just found out that Mr Weissman won't eat meat and I don't know what to do and I can't ask Mrs Croft. I simply don't dare.::Mrs. Wilson: Oh, everything's under control your ladyship. Mr Weissman's valet informed us as soon as he arrived so we've prepared a special version of the soup, he can eat the fish and the hors d'oeuvres, there'll be a welsh rarebit for the game course, I'm not sure what we're going to do about the entree but we'll think of something.::Lady Sylvia McCordle: Thank you Mrs Wilson. Ten steps ahead as always. Which one of you is Mr Weissman's valet?::Henry Denton: I am, your Ladyship.::Lady Sylvia McCordle: Are you indeed. Yes. Well. Thank you for your...::[pause while she takes a good look at him]::Lady Sylvia McCordle: efficiency.::[leaves]::George (First Footman): [to Denton] You're all set then.

Constance: Awfully long repertoire.

Constance: Seems much more than just background music.

Barnes: Short arse.

Constance: Has anyone checked her outfit? She's probably in black velvet with a feather in her hair.

Constance: They're rather a mixed bunch. That Mr. Weissman's very odd. Apparently, he produces motion pictures. The Charlie Chan Mysteries. Or does he direct them? I never know the difference. Mary! I suppose it's fun having a film star staying but there's always so little to talk about after the first flush of recognition. And why has Freddy Nesbitt brought that awful common little wife of his? Isabel only asked him because another gun dropped out; that's no excuse to inflict her on us all. Mary... Tomorrow, I'll have breakfast in bed, and then get straight up into the tweeds. What shirt have you brought?::Mary Maceachran: The green with the pink stripe.::Constance: Oh no dear, no. No, that's quite wrong. Always something very plain for country sports - the one I wore today will do.::Mary Maceachran: But it's soiled.::Constance: Well you can wash it, can't you?

Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back (2001)

Actors: Mark Hamill (actor), Ben Affleck (actor), Paul Dini (actor), Ben Affleck (actor), Jason Biggs (actor), Diedrich Bader (actor), Will Ferrell (actor), Paul Dini (actor), George Carlin (actor), Wes Craven (actor), Matt Damon (actor), Matt Damon (actor), William B. Davis (actor), Zak Knutson (actor), Jamie Kennedy (actor),

Plot: Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back is a tale of adventure on the open road. When Dante and Randal (of Clerks fame) get a restraining order to keep the punchy Jay and his hetero life-mate, Silent Bob, from selling drugs in front of the Quick Stop convenience store, their lives are suddenly empty. They find new purpose when their friend, Brodie, informs them a movie is being made featuring two infamous characters based on their likenesses. After visiting one of the creators of the Bluntman and Chronic, Holden McNeil, they set out to get what fat movie cash they deserve and hopefully put an end to people slandering them on the Internet. Along the way, they learn the rules of the road from a hitchhiking George Carlin, ride with a group of gorgeous jewel thieves, and incur the wrath of a hapless wildlife marshal for liberating an orangutan named Suzanne. The quest takes them from New Jersey to Hollywood where a showdown involving the police, the jewel thieves, and the Bluntman and Chronic filmmakers will decide the fate of Suzanne, Jay, Silent Bob, and their good names.

Keywords: 1970s, 2000s, angel-on-shoulder, animal-abuse, animal-experimentation, bitch, braces, breaking-the-fourth-wall, burglary, c4-explosives
Genres: Comedy,
Taglines: Hollywood had it coming Someone is making their life story into a movie, and they haven't been paid. So they're on their way to Hollywood to get even. Scooping the Money! Scooping the Monkey Strike Back... August 24th 2001

Quotes:

Jay: Yo lunchbox, hurry it up.

Sissy: Y'know, I don't get you, Justice. You used to be into all this girl stuff. Stealing, boning, blowing shit up, and now you're like this little priss with a conscience. It's really a fucking drag.

Jay: I am the master of the C.L.I.T. Remember this fucking face. Whenever you see C.L.I.T., you'll see this fucking face. I make that shit work. It does whatever the fuck I tell it to. No one rules the C.L.I.T like me. Not this little fuck::[referring to Silent Bob]::Jay: , none of you little fucks out there. I AM THE C.L.I.T. COMMANDER! Remember that, commander of all C.L.I.T.s! When it comes down to business, this is what I do. I pinch it like this. OOH you little fuck. Then I rub my nose with it.

Whillenholly: Fire a warning shot into his bulbous ass.::Sheriff: One rectal breach comin' up.

Holden: If the buzz is any indicator, that movie's gonna make some huge bank.::Jay: What buzz?::Holden: The Internet buzz.::Jay: What the fuck is the Internet?::Holden: The Internet is a communication tool used the world over where people can come together to bitch about movies and share pornography with one another.

Banky: Stop the movie? What are you, crazy?::Jay: All these assholes on the internet are calling us names because of this stupid fucking movie.::Banky: That's what the internet is for. Slandering others anonymously. Stopping the flick isn't gonna stop that.::Jay: This isn't fair. We came to Hollywood, I fell in love. Fuckin', we got shot at, we stole a monkey, and I got punched in the motherfucking nuts by a guy named Cock-Knocker.::Banky: You know what? I feel for you boys, I really do, but Miramax - you know, Miramax Films - paid me a shitload of money for Bluntman and Chronic. So it occurs to me that people badmouthing you on some website, is NONE OF MY FUCKING CONCERN!::Silent Bob: Oh, but I think it is... We had a deal with you, on the comics remember, for likeness rights, and as we're not only the artistic basis, but also obviously the character basis, for your intellectual property, Bluntman and Chronic. When said property was optioned by Miramax Films, you were legally obliged to secure our permission to transfer the concept to another medium. As you failed to do that, Banky, you are in breach of the original contract, ergo you find yourself in a very actionable position.::Jay: Yeah.

Tricia Jones: [on "Bluntman and Chronic: The Movie"] Well! That was just another paean to male adolescence and its refusal to grow up.::Alyssa Jones: Yeah, sis. But it was better than "Mallrats". At least Holden had the good sense to leave his name off of it.::Tricia Jones: Why didn't Miramax option his other comic instead. You know, the one about you and him and your "relationship"?::Alyssa Jones: Oh, "Chasing Amy"? That would never work as a movie.

Jay: Do they say who's fuckin' playing us in the movie?::Holden: No, but it's Miramax. So I'm sure it'll be Ben Affleck and Matt Damon. They put those guys in a bunch of movies.::Jay: Who?::Holden: You know, those kids from Good Will Hunting?::Jay: You mean that fuckin' movie with Mork from Ork in it?::Holden: Yeah, I wasn't a big fan either... but Affleck was the bomb in "Phantoms".::Jay: Word, bitch, Phantoms like a motherfucker.

Jay: Affleck, you the *bomb* in Phantoms yo!

Chaka's Production Assistant: [after asked to get a new clean latte] Here's your coffee sir, booger-free.::Chaka Luther King: [slaps it out his hands] Get that shit the fuck out of here.

Carnosaur (1993)

Actors: Chris Gore (actor), Clint Howard (actor), Roger Corman (producer), Mike Elliott (producer), Raphael Sbarge (actor), Bundy Chanock (miscellaneous crew), Diane Ladd (actress), Ned Bellamy (actor), Kristin M. Burke (costume designer), Donald F. Glut (miscellaneous crew), Frank Novak (actor), Nigel Holton (composer), Rodman Flender (actor), Andrew Magarian (actor), Brent Hinkley (actor),

Plot: A brilliant geneticist, Diane Ladd, plans to expose a lethal virus to every human being on the planet. Her objective: to destroy humankind in favour of her new strain of prehistoric dinosaurs. Two people stand in the way of her diabolical plan, a cynical night watchman and a lovely idealistic environmentalist. The two must overcome their differences long enough to uncover the scientist's scheme and fight her carnivorous creations in a desperate battle against the extinction of the human race.

Keywords: b-movie, based-on-novel, credits-rolling-down, cult-film, death, desert, dinosaur, first-of-series, first-of-trilogy, first-part
Genres: Horror, Sci-Fi,
Taglines: Driven to extinction. Back for revenge.

Quotes:

Fallon: The last thing we need is a biotech panic about chickens!

Dr. Jane Tiptree: The earth was not made for us - she was made for the dinosaurs.

Sheriff Fowler: I just want some peace and quiet.

'Doc' Smith: It's heading this way!

[about to kill the dinosaur]::'Doc' Smith: I hate wildlife!

Dr. Sterling Raven: Isn't that the freshest, juciest blueberry pie you've ever tasted?::Senator: [nods]::Dr. Sterling Raven: You see, it's all done with a little bit of scientific magic. Every single blueberry is coated with a thick layer of goat embryonic fluid...::Senator: [vomits]

Hollywood Boulevard II (1990)

Actors: Roger Corman (actor), Traci Lords (actress), Robert Patrick (actor), Roger Corman (producer), Jim Wynorski (actor), Eddie Deezen (actor), Ginger Lynn (actress), Lee Arenberg (actor), Mike Upton (actor), Rod Lurie (actor), Steve Vinovich (actor), Rachel Atkinson (miscellaneous crew), Kevin Tent (editor), Kevin Tent (actor), Don Pugsley (writer),

Plot: A studio finds itself in the middle of a bizarre murder mystery when an exploding teddy bear kills the latest star. Soon more actresses get violently eliminated as the desparate search for the killer begins.

Keywords: cult-film, cult-film, female-nudity, independent-film, psychotronic, sequel, sequel-to-cult-comedy, sequel-to-cult-favorite, sex
Genres: Comedy,

Quotes:

Murray: Battle maidens to the set, please!

Bustin' Loose (1981)

Actors: William Greaves (producer), Wilma Garscadden-Gahret (miscellaneous crew), Richard Pryor (actor), Cicely Tyson (actress), Richard Pryor (producer), Richard Pryor (writer), Vincent Price (actor), Nick Dimitri (actor), Paul Mooney (actor), Roy Jenson (actor), Bill Quinn (actor), Gary Goetzman (actor), George Coe (actor), Phill Norman (miscellaneous crew), Betty A. Griffin (miscellaneous crew),

Plot: Joe Braxton is an ex-con who has been given a second chance to freedom after violating his probation. He has been hired by a school teacher named Vivian Perry to repair and drive an old school bus and drive a group of Special kids to Ms. Perry's Washington Farm from Philadelphia, Pennsylvania to give them a new home after The Clarmont Center for Children is shut down by the city. The kids have severe mental problems and Joe is not looking forward to the trip at all, but Joe later bonds with Vivian and the children, offering his support and love and changes his outlook on life. But Donald, the social worker and Vivian's lover who gave Joe his break is hot on their tail and wants Joe back in prison. Joe and Vivian must now prevent Donald from sending the children back to Philidelphia where they'll have no future.

Keywords: bipolar-disorder, blindness, bus, bus-driver, con-artist, convicted-felon, ex-convict, farm, friendship, ku-klux-klan
Genres: Comedy,
Taglines: He's mad, he's bad, and he's Bustin' Loose!

Quotes:

Joe Braxton: [yelling at the kids after they learned of the possible farm loss and are whining amongst themselves] Shut up!::Ernesto: [to Joe] Go take a hike!::Joe Braxton: [smacks him across the face hard enough to knock him down] Shut up!

[last lines]::Donald: Get out. Go on back home.

Spoilers of the Forest (1957)

Actors: Sheila Bromley (actress), Hillary Brooke (actress), William Haade (actor), John Alderson (actor), Mack Williams (actor), Hank Worden (actor), Ray Collins (actor), Don Haggerty (actor), Edgar Buchanan (actor), Robert Karnes (actor), Rory Mallinson (actor), Rod Cameron (actor), Carl Benton Reid (actor), Raymond Greenleaf (actor), Virginia Carroll (actress),

Genres: Drama, Western,
Taglines: The Last Frontier Of Untamed Woman...And Fighting Men!

Two Weeks to Live (1943)

Actors: Luis Alberni (actor), Frank Jaquet (actor), Luis Alberni (actor), Lane Bradford (actor), Lynton Brent (actor), Jerry Hausner (actor), Billy Bletcher (actor), Edward Earle (actor), Ben Erway (actor), Jim Farley (actor), Gil Frye (actor), Jack Gardner (actor), Jack Carr (actor), Irving Bacon (actor), Si Jenks (actor),

Genres: Comedy,
Taglines: The "Back-Home" Boys Turn Big-City Jinx-Busters!