Jersey Girl (2004)

Actors: Bob Weinstein (producer), Harvey Weinstein (producer), Scott Mosier (producer), Will Smith (actor), Jennifer Lopez (actress), Liv Tyler (actress), Mike Starr (actor), Jason Biggs (actor), Matt Damon (actor), George Carlin (actor), Ben Affleck (actor), Jason Lee (actor), Stephen Root (actor), Kevin Smith (director), Kevin Smith (writer),

Plot: Ollie Trinkie is a publicist, who has a great girlfriend, Gertrude, whom he marries and they are expecting a baby but while he is looking forward to being a father, he doesn't lighten his workload. Gertrude gives birth but dies in the process. Ollie doesn't live up to his responsibilities as a father. Eventually the strain and pressure of losing his wife and being a father gets to him and he has breakdown, which leads to his termination. So with nothing much to do he tries to be good father to his daughter, Gertie. He also meets a young woman name Maya, who likes him but he is still not over his wife.

Keywords: 1990s, actor-playing-himself, aneurysm, apology, baby, baby-nudity, baby-powder, bar, bathroom, bay-avenue-highlands-new-jersey
Genres: Comedy, Drama, Romance,
Taglines: Forget about who you thought you were, and just accept who you are. He wanted it all...but he got more than he bargained for.

Quotes:

Ollie: [to Gertie] You're the only thing I was ever good at.

[last lines]::Gertie: Thank you, Daddy.::Ollie: Anything for you, Gert. You know why?::Gertie: Why?::Ollie: 'Cause you're the only thing I was ever really good at.

[first lines]::Teacher: Everyone, please take your seats. You heard the bell. You know what it means. Last week, the assignment was to write an essay about your family. Who they...::Teacher: [class: "Are!"] And what they...::Teacher: [class: "Mean to us!"] Excellent droning.

Gertie: I hate you! I hate you! I wish you died, not MOMMY!::Ollie: I hate you right back you little shit! You and your mom took my life away from me. I just want it back!

Bart: Sun even shines on a dog's ass some days.::Greenie: You gettin' a dog?

Maya: That was kinda sweet. I'm kinda crushin' on you right now, Trinke.

Ollie: "Cats" is the second-worst thing that ever happened to New York City.

[after talking to Gertie, after finding her with Brian without their pants on]::Ollie: Do you have any questions about what you saw?::Gertie: [thinking hard] Do you have what Brian has?::Ollie: Yes.::Gertie: [after thinking hard again] Is it as big as his?::Ollie: Sadly, yes.

Ollie: George Michael is all about the ladies. "I want your sex". Does that sound like he's singing to a guy?

Boy #5: Okay, it's like this. My dog ate my paper. I checked, but he didn't poop it out.

The Adventures of Hyperman (1995)

Actors: Willard Carroll (producer), Maurice LaMarche (actor), Maurice LaMarche (actor), Susan Blu (miscellaneous crew), Neil Ross (actor), Frank Welker (actor), Max Casella (actor), Thomas L. Wilhite (producer), Kevin O'Donnell (producer), Steve Mackall (actor), Russell P. Marleau (producer), Angela Robinson (editor), J.D. Smith (miscellaneous crew), Travis Dultz (miscellaneous crew), Terry Wilson (composer),

Genres: Adventure, Animation, Comedy, Family, Sci-Fi,

The Taking of Pelham One Two Three (1974)

Actors: Doris Roberts (actress), Joseph Sargent (director), Jerry Stiller (actor), Tony Roberts (actor), David Shire (composer), Anna Hill Johnstone (costume designer), Dick O'Neill (actor), Bill Cobbs (actor), Walter Matthau (actor), Hector Elizondo (actor), Martin Balsam (actor), Edgar J. Scherick (producer), Julius Harris (actor), Mark Canton (miscellaneous crew), Robert Shaw (actor),

Plot: Four seemingly-unrelated men board subway train Pelham 1:23 at successive stations. Mr. Blue, Mr. Green, Mr. Grey and Mr. Brown are heavily armed and overpower the motorman and novice conductor to take control of the train. Between stations they separate the front car from the remainder of the train, setting passengers in the back cars and the motorman free. The four demand $1 million ransom within exactly one hour for the remaining eighteen hostages, including the conductor. If their demands are not met in time or their directions are not followed precisely, they will begin to shoot hostages dead, one every minute the money is late. Wisecracking Lt. Zach Garber of the transit police ends up being the primary communicator between the hijackers and the authorities, which includes transit operations, his own police force, the NYPD, and the unpopular and currently flu ridden mayor who will make the ultimate decision of whether to pay the ransom. Unknown to Garber, what may be working on their side is the disparate nature of the four hijackers, including methodical and unbending Blue, trigger happy Grey, and also under the weather Green, who may pass out before the caper has concluded. What Garber does know is that there is a plain clothes NYPD officer among the eighteen hostages. What Garber has to try and figure out is how the four hijackers can possibly get away, as they are in a tunnel and have to remain with the train since it has a dead-man mechanism which requires a motorman at the controls at all times.

Keywords: afro-american, arrest, based-on-novel, black-comedy, british-american, caper, car-accident, claustrophobic, cold, common-cold
Genres: Crime, Drama, Thriller,
Taglines: Before this train reaches the next station it will become the scene of the most spectacular hijack ever attempted We are going to kill one passenger a minute until New York City pays us 1 million dollars. Everyone read it. Now you can live it. No other hijack was ever like his

Quotes:

Mr. Blue: Keep those children quiet!::The Mother: I'm trying, I can't.::Mr. Blue: Do you want *me* to try?::The Mother: Oh my god, no!

[Gray opens the storm door for Green]::Mr. Green: Thanks, Mr. Gray.::Mr. Gray: Don't mention it, uh, Mr. Green, right?::Mr. Green: Right.

Bud Carmody: What's he going to do?::Mr. Brown: You wouldn't want me to s-s-spoil the surprise, would you?

Patrolman James: [reporting a shooting over the radio] They just shot him with a machine gun.::Lt. Rico Patrone: Is he dead?::Patrolman James: Wouldn't *you* be, Lieutenant?

Deputy Mayor Warren LaSalle: All right, Al. You've heard from the Three Wise Men. Now what do you say?::Mayor: What are THEY going to say, Warren?::Deputy Mayor Warren LaSalle: "They" who?::Mayor: Who? Everybody - the press, the man on the street.::Mayor's wife: He means the voters.::Deputy Mayor Warren LaSalle: You know what they're going to say. The Times is going to support you. The News is going to knock you. The Post will take both sides at the same time. The rich will support you, likewise the blacks, and the Puerto Ricans won't give a shit. So come on, Al, quit stalling!::Mayor: Will you stop bullying everybody, Warren? This is supposed to be a democracy!::Deputy Mayor Warren LaSalle: Wise up, for chrissake, we're trying to run a city, not a goddamn democracy! Al, quit farting around - we've got to pay!::Mayor: Jessie, Jessie, what do you say?::Mayor's wife: I know a million dollars sounds like a lot of money. But just think what you'll get in return.::Mayor: What?::Mayor's wife: Eighteen sure votes.::Mayor: All right, all right. Warren, Warren, arrange for the payoff!::Deputy Mayor Warren LaSalle: Hallelujah.

Mr. Blue: I once had a man shot for talking to me like that.::Mr. Gray: Yeah, well, that's the difference between you and me. I've always done my own killing.

Mr. Blue: Ladies and gentlemen, it might interest you to know that the City of New York has agreed to pay for your release.::[Hostages cheer]::Old Man: Excuse me, sir. Would you mind telling us now how much you're getting?::Mr. Blue: Why is that of interest to you, sir?::Old Man: Well, a person likes to know his worth.::Mr. Blue: One million dollars.::Old Man: That's not so terrific.

Mr. Blue: Be Quiet! Now be quiet! nothing will happen as long as you obey my orders.::Pimp: Shit man that's what they said in Vietnam, and I still got my ass shot full of lead.::Mr. Gray: Shut your mouth nigger! and keep it shut!::Mr. Blue: Mr. Gray!

Mr. Blue: The Africans used to pay me five thousand.::Mr. Green: Five thousand a month? Geez...::Mr. Blue: For leading a battalion.::Mr. Green: What the hell'd you get out of that for?::Mr. Blue: Because the market dried up.

Mr. Blue: You a policeman?::[cop nods]::Mr. Blue: Well done. The mayor will go to your funeral. [raises his gun and points it at the cop's head]

Force of Evil (1948)

Actors: Ralph Dunn (actor), Budd Fine (actor), Sam Ash (actor), Murray Alper (actor), Charles Evans (actor), Jay Eaton (actor), William Challee (actor), Beau Bridges (actor), Cliff Clark (actor), Ralph Brooks (actor), John Butler (actor), Larry J. Blake (actor), Douglas Carter (actor), Jimmie Dundee (actor), Paul Fix (actor),

Plot: Lawyer Joe Morse wants to consolidate all the small-time numbers racket operators into one big powerful operation. But his elder brother Leo is one of these small-time operators who wants to stay that way, preferring not to deal with the gangsters who dominate the big-time.

Keywords: .38-special, adultery, bankruptcy, based-on-novel, betrayal, blacklist, bookkeeper, bootlegger, bridge, brooklyn-bridge
Genres: Crime, Drama, Film-Noir,

Quotes:

Leo Morse: [to Joe] All that Cain did to Abel was murder him.

Wally: What do you mean "gangsters"? It's business.

Edna Tucker: A man could spend the rest of his life trying to remember what he shouldn't have said.

Leo Morse: I am sensible. I am calm. I'll give you my answer calmly and sensibly, my final answer. My final answer is finally no. The answer is no! Absolutely and finally no! Finally and positively no! No! No! No! N - O!

[opening lines - voice over]::Joe Morse: This is Wall Street... and today was important because tomorrow - July Fourth - I intended to make my first million dollars. An exciting day in any man's life. Temporarily, the enterprise was slightly illegal. You see I was the lawyer for the numbers racket.

Edna Tucker: You're wide open, Joe. I can see into you without looking.::Joe Morse: Don't bother; besides it's not nice to do.::Edna Tucker: More interesting than when you have a rock for a husband like mine. He's a stone, that man. Whole world are rocks and stones to him.::Joe Morse: Why tell me? Tell him.::Edna Tucker: Never tell him anything. Makes me feel unnecessary.::Joe Morse: If I make you feel NECESSARY then I'm making a mistake.

[after Joe bails his brother, Doris and the others out of jail]::Doris Lowry: You know I've got my whole life to think about now and you won't be of any help.::Joe Morse: How do you know? You know everything I touch turns to gold. It's raining out and I promised my brother to take you home.::Doris Lowry: Well, that's a lie.::Joe Morse: Well, it's not true; but I would have had he asked. You know you can't tell about your life 'til you're all through living it. Come on, I'll give you a lift. You're tired, I'm tireder. What can happen to either one of us? You tell me the story of your life and maybe I can suggest a happy ending.

Sylvia Morse: [referring to Joe] Don't have anything to do with him, Leo. You're a businessman.::Leo Morse: Yes. I've been a businessman all my life. And honest - I don't know what a business is.::Sylvia Morse: Well, you had a garage... you had a real estate business.::Leo Morse: A lot you know. Real estate business... living from mortgage to mortgage... stealing credit like a thief. And the garage - that was a business! Three cents overcharge on every gallon of gas: two cents for the chauffeur and a penny for me. Penny for one thief, two cents for the other. Well, Joe's here now - I won't have to steal pennies anymore. I'll have big crooks to steal dollars for me!

Joe Morse: Wouldn't you like to celebrate on a really large scale, Miss Lowry?::Doris Lowry: What are you celebrating, Mr. Morse?::Joe Morse: A clear conscience.::Doris Lowry: Oh, whose?

[last lines - voice over]::Joe Morse: I found my brother's body at the bottom there, where they had thrown it away on the rocks... by the river... like an old dirty rag nobody wants. He was dead - and I felt I had killed him. I turned back to give myself up to Hall; because if a man's life can be lived so long and come out this way - like rubbish - then something was horrible and had to be ended one way or another... and I decided to help.