Son of a Gun (2014)

Actors: Damon Herriman (actor), Carol A. Compton (miscellaneous crew), Ewan McGregor (actor), Nash Edgerton (actor), John Fox (miscellaneous crew), Aaron L. Gilbert (producer), Timothy White (producer), Margot Hand (producer), Jacek Koman (actor), Mick Innes (actor), Will Clarke (producer), Alexei Mizin (miscellaneous crew), Chrissie Vides Alvarado (miscellaneous crew), Tom Budge (actor), Andy Mayson (producer),

Plot: Locked up for a minor crime, 19 year old JR quickly learns the harsh realities of prison life. Protection, if you can get it, is paramount. JR soon finds himself under the watchful eye of Australia's most notorious criminal, Brendan Lynch. But protection comes at a price. Lynch and his crew have plans for their young protegee. Upon release, JR must help secure Lynch's freedom, staging a daring prison break. As a reward, he's invited to join the crew as they plan a gold heist that promises to deliver millions. However, as things start to go wrong, a deadly game of cat and mouse ensues. JR finds himself unsure of whom he can trust and on a collision course with his former mentor.

Genres: Action, Crime, Drama,

Welcome to the Punch (2013)

Actors: Jon Baker (miscellaneous crew), Richard Morrison (miscellaneous crew), Lucia Foster Found (miscellaneous crew), Mark Strong (actor), Chris Gill (editor), Andy Stephens (miscellaneous crew), Ridley Scott (producer), Jason Flemyng (actor), Peter Mullan (actor), David Morrissey (actor), Lee Nicholas Harris (actor), Ronald Guttman (producer), James McAvoy (actor), Richard Wild (miscellaneous crew), Dean Wares (miscellaneous crew),

Plot: Former criminal Jacob Sternwood is forced to return to London from his Icelandic hideaway when his son is involved in a heist gone wrong. This gives detective Max Lewinsky one last chance to catch the man he has always been after. As they face off, they start to uncover a deeper conspiracy they both need to solve in order to survive.

Keywords: airplane, airport, ak-47, anti-hero, apartment, arrest, assassin, assassination-attempt, assault-rifle, bag-of-money
Genres: Action, Crime, Thriller,

Quotes:

Dean Warns: I'll tell you why I'm a good soldier, because of selfless commitment

The Bourne Legacy (2012)

Actors: Madeleine Nicolas (actress), Edward Norton (actor), Naeem Uzimann (actor), Joel Torre (actor), Lou Veloso (actor), Joan Allen (actress), Michael Papajohn (actor), Jeremy Renner (actor), Scott Glenn (actor), Stacy Keach (actor), Zeljko Ivanek (actor), David Strathairn (actor), Albert Finney (actor), Frank Marshall (producer), Rachel Weisz (actress),

Plot: The events in this movie take place around the same time as the events in _The Bourne Ultimatum (2007)_ (qv). When a British reporter was writing an expose about Black Ops operations Treadstone and Black Briar, and the ones responsible for them are concerned. And when Jason Bourne, former Treadstone operative got the file on Treadstone and Black Briar and gave it to Pamela Landy who then passed it to the media. When the men behind Treadstone and Black Briar learn of this, they're concerned how this will affect other ops they have. They decide it's best to shut down all ops and make sure make everyone involved disappears. They try to take out Aaron Cross who is part of another op called Outcome, but he manages to survive. He then seeks out Dr. Marta Shearing who worked on him when he began. It seems part of the program is for all subjects to take medications but he has run out, which is why he seeks her. But someone tries to kill her. He saves her and she tells him, he should have stopped taking the medications long ago. They go to Manila so that she can help him. Later the men behind Outcome learn that Cross and Shearing are still alive. They try to get them.

Keywords: 2000s, action-hero, admiral, air-force, air-to-surface-missile, airplane, airport, alaska, alberta-canada, alley
Genres: Action, Adventure, Mystery, Thriller,
Taglines: There Was Never Just One

Quotes:

Dr. Marta Shearing: Well, if you're going to reprogram human genetic material, you need a delivery system, and nothing works better than virus. It's like a suitcase.

Aaron Cross: [to Dr. Shearing] Now, I've got a plan, and it's just not that complicated. What I'm going to do is wait for the next person to show up to kill you. Maybe they can help me.

Byer: Jason Bourne was just the tip of the iceberg.

Retired Adm. Mark Turso, USN: You were given a Ferrari and your people treated it like a lawnmower.

[last lines]::Dr. Marta Shearing: Are we lost?::Aaron Cross: No, I was just looking at our options.::Dr. Marta Shearing: Oh, I was kinda hoping we were lost.

Drone Spec: What kind of weapon system is this guy operating?::Dita Mandy: He's probably got a rifle.::[Drone operators exchange incredulous glances]::Byer: It's a high-powered rifle.

Byer: We are the sin eaters. It means that we take the moral excrement we find in this equation and we bury it down deep inside of us, so that the rest of our case can stay pure. That is the job. We are morally indefensible, and absolutely necessary.

Retired Adm. Mark Turso, USN: Is it possible?::Ezra Kramer: Possible? We had Bourne six weeks ago in Moscow. He was on foot, wounded, with a full Cossack posse up his ass. Somehow, he walked out of there. I've kind of lost my perspective on what's possible.

Aaron Cross: We have less than eight minutes to clear out of here, okay?::Dr. Marta Shearing: Yes.::Aaron Cross: Good. Beacause the next thing coming though that door is going to wipe us out.

Dita Mandy: LARX is a beta-2 stem program. Amped mission fidelity, minimized empathy.::Terrence Ward: It's Treadstone without the inconsistency, Outcome without the emotional noise.::Zev Vendel: It's looking very strong for us.::Dita Mandy: We have never seen evaluations like this.::Retired Adm. Mark Turso, USN: This went from something I don't know about to something on the drawing board, and now you're telling me it's up and running?::Byer: It's up and running. Consider yourself informed.

Lightbulb (2009)

Actors: Cameron Arguelles (miscellaneous crew), Jeremy Renner (actor), Suresh Ayyar (editor), Joy Ellison (miscellaneous crew), Richard Kind (actor), Joy Ellison (actress), Ehud Bleiberg (producer), François Chau (actor), Eddie Jemison (actor), Marguerite Moreau (actress), Christopher Darga (actor), Bruce Nozick (actor), Carol Pears (miscellaneous crew), Matt O'Toole (actor), Gregory Goodell (producer),

Plot: Matt and Sam are life-long friends running a funky gift shop while trying to come up with the next genius idea. Matt's recent inventions haven't been all that inventive and Sam's salesman techniques are shaky at best. In need of money, they turn to Matt's girlfriend, Gina. Gina wants to help out but aware of Matt and Sam's gambling problems in the past, and concerned that they have come back, she no longer knows if she can trust him. Even Matt and Sam's friendship is put to the test when they hit rock bottom and try to get normal jobs, but all Matt needs is one bright idea and he might be able to right everything.

Genres: Comedy, Drama, Romance,
Taglines: It only takes one idea.

Quotes:

Sam: What's your handicap?::Cinda: A six.::Sam: Mine too. Well, a six-pack. I'm a really good drinker.

Matt: A guy in a bar told me once; if you wonder what God thinks about money, look at who he gives it to.

Sam: Did you see the choppers on that guy? I don't trust somebody that can swallow their own fist.

Gina: No, Matt, I've been up since six.::Matt: I've been up about a minute and a half.

Matt: Like Edison said, if you want to have a good idea, have a lot of them.

Sam: Dealer's sitting on a sixteen, hits a five. Unbelievable.

Matt: I love Sam like a brother, but he drives me crazy. Not a word goes into his head that doesn't come out of his mouth.

Louisa: They've got a hot rock massage that'll make you wet and I don't mean sweat.

Sam: I'm going to share something I learned a long time ago... women can't stay mad. They are amazingly resilient creatures. You can forget anniversaries, get drunk and show your ass in front of you in-laws. They'll forgive all those things. But don't, do not get caught cheating Bro. They don't like it.

Gina: C'mon Matt. How many failed products have you had lately. The TV cap? Watch TV while you jog?

Ouija (2007)

Actors: Aloy Adlawan (writer), Marya Ignacio (editor), Annette Gozon-Abrogar (producer), Perla Bautista (actress), Veronique Del Rosario-Corpus (producer), Annette Gozon-Abrogar (writer), Judy Ann Santos (actress), Vicente G. del Rosario III (producer), Anita Linda (actress), Jackie Lou Blanco (actress), Vic del Rosario Jr. (producer), Iza Calzado (actress), Ruby Rodriguez (actress), Jolina Magdangal (actress), Nanding Josef (actor),

Plot: Half-sisters Aileen and Romina, along with first cousins Ruth and Sandra, reunite in Camiguin to bury their grandmother. Accompanied by Sandra's friend, Lucy, the five girls dare to call on the spirits of the dead when they find their old Ouija board from when they were kids. The Ouija board is burned by accident before they are able to finish the ritual, trapping a murderous entity around them. As they begin to realize the terror that they have brought upon themselves, Aileen and Romina's hostile relationship even become more strained, while Lucy's sanity brings a heavy burden on Sandra, and Ruth's boyfriend, Gino, is unknowingly pulled into the danger and horror that await all of them. Confronted by imminent Death, the girls have nowhere to go unless they can identify the spirit and find out where it is buried. It is only by leading the spirit to its burial ground that they will able to release the spirit from the Ouija board and survive its fatal hauntings.

Keywords: asia, boyfriend-girlfriend-relationship, cemetery, corpse, curse, darkness, death, death-in-family, ghost, ghost-in-mirror
Genres: Drama, Horror, Mystery,

Mr. Brooks (2007)

Actors: Joe Cappelletti (miscellaneous crew), Richard Cansino (miscellaneous crew), Marg Helgenberger (actress), Demi Moore (actress), Kevin Costner (producer), Steve Blum (miscellaneous crew), Dane Cook (actor), Laura Bailey (actress), Ted Ferguson (actor), Kevin Costner (actor), Steve Coulter (actor), William Hurt (actor), Lindsay Crouse (actress), Lonnie Ramati (miscellaneous crew), Kent Hamilton (miscellaneous crew),

Plot: Earl Brooks is a highly respected businessman and was recently named Portland's Man of the Year. He hides a terrible secret however: he is a serial killer known as the Thumbprint Killer. He has been attending AA meetings and has kept his addiction to killing under control for two years now but his alter ego, Marshall, has re-appeared and is pushing him to kill again. When he does kill a couple while they are making love, he is seen and photographed by someone who also has his own death and murder fetish. In a parallel story, the police detective investigating the murder is having problems of her own. She is going through a messy divorce and a violent criminal who had vowed revenge some years before has escaped from prison and is after her.

Keywords: abduction, addiction, airplane, alcoholics-anonymous, alter-ego, alternate-reality, anger, apprentice, banquet, barcelona-chair
Genres: Crime, Drama, Mystery, Thriller,
Taglines: There's something about The man who has everything has everything to hide. Je suis un serial killer... arrêtez-moi! (I am a serial killer... stop me!) [France]

Quotes:

Marshall: She did it, didn't she?::Mr. Earl Brooks: Yeah. It'll take the cops a week to ten days to put their case together, and then... and then they will come back and arrest her.::Marshall: What are you going to do?::[Earl breaks down and cries, while Marshall hugs him]::Mr. Earl Brooks: Oh, God. Oh, God. I was afraid of this since before she was born. She has... she has what I have.::Marshall: Yes, she does. But you were always smart about it. She was stupid. She did it because she got off - okay, I understand. She's in it for fun - okay, I understand. But why didn't she think it through? A hatchet? And she left it there.

Mr. Earl Brooks: Would it bother you to kill a woman?::Mr. Smith: No. No, an asshole's an asshole.

Mr. Smith: What are we doing here, tonight?::Mr. Earl Brooks: We drive around until we see someone we think we might enjoy killing...::Mr. Smith: Can it be somebody that I know?::Mr. Earl Brooks: [laughs] No. You never kill someone you know. It's the easiest way to get caught.

Mr. Earl Brooks: How did you find me, Mr. Smith?::Mr. Smith: You're "Man of the Year", Mr. Brooks.::[Smith starts clapping]::Mr. Smith: Your picture's in the paper. And if it hadn't had been, I don't know. I don't know what I would've done.::Mr. Earl Brooks: Lucky me. What is it that I can help you with?::Mr. Smith: I've been watching that couple for months. Yeah, they like to make love with the blinds open. Sometimes I would take pictures; visual aids for later. It's a great way to get off, I'll tell you that. It was fun, I thought, until I saw you kill them. And I have never, ever, felt a... a... rush that like, ever. I know you're the Thumbprint Killer. You've done this before. What I want... is for you, to take me with you next time you kill someone. And I'd like that to be soon.::[Marshall laughs out loud]::Marshall: [sarcastically] And you were worried that this was going to be unpleasant? The answer is simple. Just tell Mr. Smith that you decided never to kill again, and he'll go away.::Mr. Earl Brooks: You enjoy watching me suffer, don't you?::Marshall: In a word, yes.::Mr. Earl Brooks: Where do you think he has the other pictures?::Marshall: He put them in a safety deposit box. But I'll bet the box is at the bank where he keeps his checking account. The key... is on his key chain! He really wants to do this. He's not going to the cops.

Mr. Earl Brooks: The contents of your safety deposit box, Mr. Smith...::[Mr. Smith struggles with his gun]::Mr. Earl Brooks: Have vanished.::[Mr. Brooks hits Mr. Smith in the stomach with a shovel]

[upon seeing that he was photographed murdering two people]::Mr. Earl Brooks: You see that, Marshall? That's why I didn't want to do the dance couple.::Marshall: Stop your fucking whining, Earl. You enjoyed doing that couple just as much as I did, and look at the bright side - he came to us. He didn't go to the cops. If he tries to shake us down, we kill him. Period. We make it fun, but we kill him! End of story.

[last lines]::Marshall: [voice-over] Why do you fight it so hard, Earl?::Mr. Earl Brooks: [whispering to himself] God, grant me the serenity to accept the things I cannot change, courage to change the things I can, and wisdom to know the difference. Living one day at a time and enjoying one moment at a time, accepting hardships as the pathway to peace. Taking, as He did, this sinful world as it is and not as I would have it, trusting that He will make all things right if I surrender to His will, that I may be reasonably happy in this life, and supremely happy with Him forever in the next. Amen.

Detective Tracy Atwood: Jesse, you know what would make me feel really safe right now? If you got hit by a truck and died!

Mr. Earl Brooks: [after scaring Smith] Don't worry. If I were here to kill you, you would already be dead. After you left today, I realized that our friendship was a little one-sided. So tomorrow night when we meet, if you'd be so kind as to bring all the pictures and the memory card from your camera. That way we could like each other simply for who we are. If you don't show up, I will presume that you've gone to the police, and I will kill you. Even if I go to jail because of you, Mr. Smith, someone will find you, wherever you are, and they will kill you.

Mr. Earl Brooks: [talking about Jane] Well, we were right. She was hiding something.::Marshall: Pregnant's not all of it. She's hiding something, bigger. Something much bigger.::Mr. Earl Brooks: You think so?::Marshall: I know so... and so do you.

Flightplan (2005)

Actors: Rachel Zeskind (actress), Wendy Cutler (miscellaneous crew), Thom Noble (editor), James Horner (composer), Jodie Foster (actress), David Cowgill (miscellaneous crew), Kirk B.R. Woller (actor), Peter Sarsgaard (actor), Brian Grazer (producer), Christian Berkel (actor), Sean Bean (actor), Dirk Vahle (actor), Greta Scacchi (actress), Andrew R. Gardiner (miscellaneous crew), Terri Douglas (miscellaneous crew),

Plot: The husband of aviation engineer Kyle Pratt has just died in Berlin. Now she is flying back to New York with his coffin and their six-year-old daughter Julia. Three hours into the flight Kyle awakens to find that Julia is gone! It's a big double-decker plane, so very concerned mother has a lot of territory to cover in order to find her daughter. But as Kyle fights to discern the truth, she takes matters into her own hands.

Keywords: 6-year-old, accusation, air-marshal, airplane, airplane-accident, airplane-bomb, airplane-captain, airplane-cockpit, airplane-crew, airplane-designer
Genres: Drama, Mystery, Thriller,
Taglines: If Someone Took Everything You Live For... How Far Would You Go To Get It Back?

Quotes:

Kyle: Have you seen my daughter?

Fiona: Are you in the airline business?::Kyle: What?::Fiona: You seem to know our aircraft design...::Kyle: Yeah, I'm an engineer... I work for EliginAir.::Fiona: Based in Berlin?::Kyle: Look, I know you're here just to keep me calm, but the problem is not that I'm anxious, the problem is that my daughter is missing and no one can tell me where the hell she is!::[pause]::Kyle: I'm sorry... so you have any kids?::Fiona: Do nieces count?::Kyle: [with a forced laugh] Yeah, almost.

[last lines]::Julia: Are we there yet?::Kyle: Not yet. Almost. Here. Hop on up.

Captain Rich: Miss Pratt, there are 425 passengers on this flight who are not receiving any attention at the moment because every one of my flight attendants are looking for a child that none of them believe was ever on board! If you think we could be doing more to meet your needs, then I suggest you take it up with customer service after we land.

Carson: Hey! Your husband didn't jump off that roof! He flew!

Carson: The only piece of evidence is this [gesturing] tall, and will soon be vaporised!

Julia: What kind of food do they have?::Kyle: On the airplane?::Julia: In America. Grandma and Grandpa.::Kyle: The best!::Julia: Do they have toast?::Kyle: [chuckles] Of course.

Carson: What are you going to do? Blow us both up?::Kyle: No. Just you.

[to Kyle]::Carson: Hey, are you watching this movie? Not too funny. 'Course at 36,000 feet, you can't just up and walk out of the theater, can you?

Stephanie: [after opening the avionics hatch] This is really silly.::Captain Rich: This is procedure.::Stephanie: Captain.::[Fiona hands her a flashlight]::Stephanie: Thanks.

Flightplan (2005)

Actors: Rachel Zeskind (actress), Wendy Cutler (miscellaneous crew), Thom Noble (editor), James Horner (composer), Jodie Foster (actress), David Cowgill (miscellaneous crew), Kirk B.R. Woller (actor), Peter Sarsgaard (actor), Brian Grazer (producer), Christian Berkel (actor), Sean Bean (actor), Dirk Vahle (actor), Greta Scacchi (actress), Andrew R. Gardiner (miscellaneous crew), Terri Douglas (miscellaneous crew),

Plot: The husband of aviation engineer Kyle Pratt has just died in Berlin. Now she is flying back to New York with his coffin and their six-year-old daughter Julia. Three hours into the flight Kyle awakens to find that Julia is gone! It's a big double-decker plane, so very concerned mother has a lot of territory to cover in order to find her daughter. But as Kyle fights to discern the truth, she takes matters into her own hands.

Keywords: 6-year-old, accusation, air-marshal, airplane, airplane-accident, airplane-bomb, airplane-captain, airplane-cockpit, airplane-crew, airplane-designer
Genres: Drama, Mystery, Thriller,
Taglines: If Someone Took Everything You Live For... How Far Would You Go To Get It Back?

Quotes:

Kyle: Have you seen my daughter?

Fiona: Are you in the airline business?::Kyle: What?::Fiona: You seem to know our aircraft design...::Kyle: Yeah, I'm an engineer... I work for EliginAir.::Fiona: Based in Berlin?::Kyle: Look, I know you're here just to keep me calm, but the problem is not that I'm anxious, the problem is that my daughter is missing and no one can tell me where the hell she is!::[pause]::Kyle: I'm sorry... so you have any kids?::Fiona: Do nieces count?::Kyle: [with a forced laugh] Yeah, almost.

[last lines]::Julia: Are we there yet?::Kyle: Not yet. Almost. Here. Hop on up.

Captain Rich: Miss Pratt, there are 425 passengers on this flight who are not receiving any attention at the moment because every one of my flight attendants are looking for a child that none of them believe was ever on board! If you think we could be doing more to meet your needs, then I suggest you take it up with customer service after we land.

Carson: Hey! Your husband didn't jump off that roof! He flew!

Carson: The only piece of evidence is this [gesturing] tall, and will soon be vaporised!

Julia: What kind of food do they have?::Kyle: On the airplane?::Julia: In America. Grandma and Grandpa.::Kyle: The best!::Julia: Do they have toast?::Kyle: [chuckles] Of course.

Carson: What are you going to do? Blow us both up?::Kyle: No. Just you.

[to Kyle]::Carson: Hey, are you watching this movie? Not too funny. 'Course at 36,000 feet, you can't just up and walk out of the theater, can you?

Stephanie: [after opening the avionics hatch] This is really silly.::Captain Rich: This is procedure.::Stephanie: Captain.::[Fiona hands her a flashlight]::Stephanie: Thanks.

Dumb & Dumber (1994)

Actors: Steven Stabler (producer), Peter Farrelly (director), Connie Sawyer (actress), Victoria Rowell (actress), Lin Shaye (actress), Peter Farrelly (writer), Brad Krevoy (producer), Lauren Holly (actress), Jeff Daniels (actor), Jim Carrey (actor), Harland Williams (actor), Teri Garr (actress), Mike Starr (actor), Lee Tucker (miscellaneous crew), Paul Prokop (miscellaneous crew),

Plot: A pair of dumb friends named Harry and Lloyd set out on a cross country trip to return a briefcase full of money to its rightful owner, a beautiful woman named Mary Swanson. However, the duo are unaware of a bigger conspiracy involving Mary and the briefcase, and a pair of criminals involved in the conspiracy attempt to chase Harry and Lloyd down for the briefcase.

Keywords: 1990s, 555-phone-number, airport, ampersand-in-title, apartment, arrest, aspen-colorado, bar, bare-chested-male, beer
Genres: Comedy,
Taglines: What the one doesn't have, the other is missing. If they each had half a brain, together they would still only have half a brain. For Harry and Lloyd every day is a no-brainer.

Quotes:

Lloyd: The first time I set eyes on Mary Swanson, I just got that old fashioned romantic feeling where I'd do anything to bone her.::Harry: That's a special feeling, Lloyd.

[after Lloyd trades the van in for a moped]::Harry: Just when I thought you couldn't possibly be any dumber, you go and do something like this... and totally redeem yourself!

Harry: So you got fired again, eh?::Lloyd: Oh yeah. They always freak out when you leave the scene of an accident, you know?::Harry: Yeah, well, I lost my job too.::Lloyd: Man, you are one pathetic loser. No offense.::Harry: No, none taken. You know what really chaps my ass though? I spent my life savings turning my van into a dog. The alarm alone cost me two hundred.::Lloyd: Hey, chicks love it. It's a shaggin' wagon.

[to the dogs in his van]::Harry: OK gang, you know the rules, no humping, no licking, no sniffing hineys.

Lloyd: All we need to do is show a little class, a little sophistication, and we're in like a dirty shirt.::Harry: No problem, Lloyd. We can be classy and sophistic... Oh check out the funbags on that hosehound.::Lloyd: I'd like to eat her liver with some fava beans and a nice bottle of Chianti.

Harry: I expected the Rocky Mountains to be a little rockier than this.::Lloyd: I was thinking the same thing. That John Denver's full of shit, man.

Lloyd: If I know Mary as well as I think I do, she'll invite us right in for tea and strumpets.

Harry: Hi, Lloyd.::Lloyd: Hi, Harry.::Harry: How was your day?::Lloyd: Not bad. Fell off the jet way again.

Harry: I can't believe we drove around all day, and there's not a single job in this town. There is nothing, nada, zip!::Lloyd: Yeah! Unless you wanna work forty hours a week.

Harry: Skis, huh?::Beth: That's right!::Harry: Great! They yours?::Beth: Uh-huh.::Harry: Both of 'em?::Beth: Yes.::Harry: Ah... cool!

D.C. Cab (1983)

Actors: Joel Schumacher (writer), Jon Peters (producer), Timothy Carey (actor), Joel Schumacher (writer), Paul Rodriguez (actor), Peter Guber (producer), Bill Maher (actor), Adam Baldwin (actor), Mr. T (actor), John Diehl (actor), Max Gail (actor), Gary Busey (actor), Ron Canada (actor), Barbara Harris (miscellaneous crew), Joel Schumacher (director),

Plot: The tale of a hapless group of cabbies and a rundown cab company owned by Harold. Albert comes to town with a dream of starting his own cab company but needs to motivate Harold's employees to want to make something out of themselves. It is only when Albert is kidnapped that the cabbies must decide whether or not they are loyal to Albert and his cause.

Keywords: african-american, airport, break-door-in, candle, car-on-train-tracks, changing-clothes-in-car, city, climbing-ladder, crucifix-pendant, dancing
Genres: Action, Comedy,
Taglines: Let the wackiest Cab Co. in Town take you for a ride! When these guys hit the streets, guess what hits the fan. Pity the fool who messes with Mr. T.

Quotes:

Buddy: [looking at male strippers] Those guys are faggots!

Dell: Why are women are so uptight? They've got half the money and all the pussy.

Mr. Rhythm: Don't let your dick run your life.

[last lines]::Tyrone: Where to?::Angel of Death: I am the Angel of Death. Take me to hell.::Tyrone: Got any luggage?

Samson: Fool! Your fare is the only thing stopping me from breaking your face!

Xavier: It's tough to be a man baby!

Tyrone: Albert white bread, chicken shit, Hockenberry.

Dell: I don't work January the 8th, 'cause it's Elvis' birthday. [imitates Elvis] Oh hunh-hunh!

Samson: Shut up, Dell!

Dell: Bruce Lee ain't dead you know. They got him frozen in carbonite down under Chatsworth. They're gonna melt him down as soon as the economy gets better.