Dorm Daze 2 (2006)

Actors: Sanford Hampton (producer), Joyce Brothers (actress), Daniel Veluzat (miscellaneous crew), Bruce Resnik (miscellaneous crew), Dorothy Amos (costume designer), Shauna Shapiro Jackson (miscellaneous crew), Jasmin St. Claire (actress), Richard Riehle (actor), Larry Drake (actor), Jasmin St. Claire (actress), Ted Lange (actor), Kato Kaelin (actor), Julian Wells (actress), Worm Miller (actor), Worm Miller (writer),

Plot: The gang from Dorm Daze is back, but this time they're on a cruise ship on a tropical voyage through the high seas. The captain and crew of the Surveyor, a floating classroom for Billingsley University's Sea program, is about to make a voyage they'll never forget. The cruise makes an educational stop at the island of San Paradiso, where the students are supposed to explore an important archaeological site. Things go from normal to crazy as their visit coincides with every other college's spring break. The moment the boat docks, classes are over! For these Billingsley students, their Semester at Sea will be an adventure no one will ever forget.

Keywords: bare-breasts, bikini, black-panties, blonde, cleavage, diamond, dream-girl, drugs, erotica, female-female-kiss
Genres: Comedy,
Taglines: Sexy Maidens. Salty Dogs

Quotes:

Booker McFee: Constance did... are you feeling well today? Did you remember your medication?::Gerri: Great ad lib, Booker, so now I'm crazy for the rest of the play?

Rusty: If I didn't have a DUI already, I'd drive a bus through your VJ's.

Marla: It was in our court mandated drug rehab that Lynne and I realized we needed to change.::Lynne: We've become born-again virgins!

Marla: It's so easy to lose control.::Lynne: Yeah, like when you plan on giving a guy a blow job and it's just so much fun that you end up sleeping with him.::Rusty: [laughs nervously]::Marla: We have to resist these male advances. That's why from here on out I'm carrying a rape horn!::Lynne: Me too!

Rusty: Hey, Mrs. Bunkley, you're looking quite hot tonight.::Mrs. Bunkey: Come back when you've grown a few inches, junior.::Rusty: I'm growing a few inches right now.

Russian Drug Dealer #1: Yeah. Is drugs.::Russian Drug Dealer #2: Is drugs.::Russian Drug Dealer #1: You buy.::Wang: It looks like tar.::Pete Hanson: Do you eat it or smoke it or what?::Russian Drug Dealer #1: Yeah. Eat. Smoke. Is drugs. You buy.::Russian Drug Dealer #2: You buy.

Booker McFee: My favorite part of the play is when you showed your boobs.

Pete Hanson: Don't think of it as a monkey, think of him as drugs.

Booker McFee: It's pretty cool you memorized the whole play.::Rachel Hubber: It's great having a photographic memory.

Cliff: Screw the script, I'm solving this pirate style!

National Lampoon Presents Dorm Daze (2003)

Actors: Tatyana Ali (actress), Bruce Resnik (miscellaneous crew), Courtney Gains (producer), Shauna Shapiro Jackson (miscellaneous crew), Courtney Gains (actor), Sanford Hampton (producer), Jim McCarthy (miscellaneous crew), Worm Miller (actor), Worm Miller (writer), Choice Skinner (actor), Katie Lohmann (actress), James DeBello (actor), Chris Owen (actor), Jennifer Lyons (actress), Ardy Brent Carlson (miscellaneous crew),

Plot: Dorm Daze unfolds during a crazy afternoon at a university co-ed dormitory in the days before Christmas break when one of the students, Styles McFee, hires a prostitute named Dominique for his unwitting brother, Booker, to lose his virginity. But Booker prefers to lose his virginity to his long-term sweetheart Rachel just down the hall. Meanwhile, another student, named Wang, awaits the arrival of a French foreign exchange student, who speaks little English, also named Dominique. Farcical wackiness ensues as a series of mistaken identities and mishaps escalate into monumental proportions starting when Wang leaves for work, Dominique the Student arrives and is mistaken for the prostitute by Styles, while Dominique the Hooker is mistaken for the student by others including the two dorm gossip queens Lynne and Marla. Other characters involve Adrienne, who is targeted by the dorm geek, Newmar, with whom they had a drunken fling the night before. Adrienne tries to find a missing handbag belonging to her friend, Claire, who is having boyfriend troubles with Tony. Adrienne's roommate, Gerri, inadvertently gets her hands on another handbag similar looking to Claire's which is filled with $30,000 in cash. Gerri is soon mistaken for a shadowy hit woman, named Britany the Snake, by a local gangster named Lorenzo. Elsewhere, Pete's punk friend Cliff enters the dorm when Pete has to go to work. Cliff soon teams up with Dominique the Hooker to find the missing handbag with the cash while the token gay student Foosball works his way through all the plots of this collegiate comedy of Shakespearean proportions.

Keywords: abuse, acoustic-guitar, bag-of-money, bare-breasts, bare-chested-male, bathrobe, beating, black-eye, blonde, bottled-water
Genres: Comedy, Crime, Mystery, Romance,
Taglines: Study Hard. It all started three days before Christmas break with a prostitute and a large, French sausage... College Freshmen. Virgin Territory.