Gizmo

Apex (2013)

Actors: Jahnna Lee Randall (producer), Cory Braun (editor), Cory Braun (producer), Cory Braun (director), Derek Weissbein (writer), Derek Weissbein (producer), Tanya Leal Soto (producer), Yuri Sardarov (actor), Yuri Sardarov (producer), Devin Lytle (actress), Charlie Barnett (actor), Gizmo The Chihuahua (actor), Samara Rosenbaum (producer), Brent Antonello (actor), Vincent van Hinte (actor),

Genres: Drama, Horror, Sci-Fi,

Action World (2010)

Actors: Aaron Fronk (director), Aaron Fronk (writer), Aaron Fronk (editor), Aaron Fronk (actor), Aaron Fronk (producer), Vince DeGaetano (producer), Vince DeGaetano (actor), Vince DeGaetano (director), Vince DeGaetano (writer), Cooper Johnson (actor), Cooper Johnson (director), Cooper Johnson (writer), Jake Andrews (actor), Caleb Hepler (actor), Greg Dillon (actor),

Genres: Action, Comedy, Short,

Quotes:

Monika: You're always trying to be a hero for this world Slater, but when are you going to be my hero?::Slater: Right now babe.

Quincy: Shit... radars got chicken pox.

Prime Instinct (2005)

Actors: Paul Finnigan (actor), Tim Finnigan (actor), Tim Finnigan (producer), Chris Finnigan (writer), Chris Finnigan (producer), Chris Finnigan (director), Chris Finnigan (actor), Steven Scott (actor), Matthew Ouellette (actor), Simon Bakalarz (actor), Michael Drouin (actor), Amin Saikaley (actor), Mark Hickman (actor),

Genres: Horror, Short,

No Place Like Home (2002)

Actors: Craig Clyde (director), Joanna Pacula (actress), Judge Reinhold (actor), Richard Moll (actor), Craig Clyde (writer), Bruce Weitz (actor), Adrienne Barbeau (actress), Kristin Ludwin (miscellaneous crew), Jasper Randall (composer), Geoff Stults (actor), Bryce W. Fillmore (producer), Bryce W. Fillmore (writer), Sarah Lorenz (miscellaneous crew), Alana Austin (actress), Tobijah Tyler (actor),

Plot: While out in the desert, a younger brother and older adopted-sister find a 20-something naked man where they expect to find a fallen meteorite. The man does not speak their language and knows little of everyday things in the world but exhibits some remarkable abilities. They come to understand he's not quite of this world and needs to leave before the end of the day or he'll die, but there's a dim-witted deputy out to detain him.

Keywords: adopted-daughter, alien, bicycle, braces, burrito, camera, dead-animal, desert, divorced-father, dog
Genres: Family,

Quotes:

Hubert Humphrey 'Mac' McGregor: You'd argue with a stop sign.

Mel McGregor: You know, I wouldn't be here if you could drive.::Hubert Humphrey 'Mac' McGregor: If I could drive, I wouldn't need a sister, Mary-Ellen.

Hubert Humphrey 'Mac' McGregor: What're you, some kind of pervert?::Mel McGregor: Oh, look who's talking, Mister I've-Got-a-Dirty-Magazine-Under-My-Mattress.::Hubert Humphrey 'Mac' McGregor: Not you, him.::Mel McGregor: [turning around and seeing a man] He's naked.::Hubert Humphrey 'Mac' McGregor: Yeah. No fooling you, is there?

Mel McGregor: How much money have you got?::Hubert Humphrey 'Mac' McGregor: Fifty-seven cents.::Mel McGregor: That's ALL?::Hubert Humphrey 'Mac' McGregor: My lottery check hasn't come in yet.

Dalrymple: Have you ever wondered if you're in a vehicle going the speed of light what happens when you turn on the headlights?::Mel McGregor: No.::Dalrymple: Neither did I until this morning when my headlights wouldn't work.

Gretchen Klein: Apparently the man you found has escaped your county's state-of-the-art incarceration facility.

Mel McGregor: Can you watch the place?::Dalrymple: I don't think so. It's pretty boring just watching it.

The Badge (2002)

Actors: Julie Hagerty (actress), Patricia Arquette (actress), Marco St. John (actor), John McConnell (actor), Ray McKinnon (actor), Billy Bob Thornton (actor), Ritchie Montgomery (actor), Hill Harper (actor), Michael Hitchcock (actor), Thomas Haden Church (actor), Michael Arata (actor), William Devane (actor), Tom Bower (actor), Carol Sutton (actress), Jena Malone (actress),

Plot: A sheriff (Thornton) begins an investigation into the death of a local transsexual after hearing that high ranking politicians may have been involved. Although he is homophobic, his investigation causes him to be rejected by others, forcing him to seek help from the people he once despised.

Keywords: crooked-official, deep-south, election-campaign, gay-interest, hit-in-the-crotch, murder-investigation, neo-noir, new-orleans-louisiana, police-detective, transsexual
Genres: Crime, Drama, Mystery, Thriller,
Taglines: A small town sheriff. A big city murderer.

Quotes:

Sheriff Darl Hardwick: I'm beginnin' to think I liked you a lot better when you used to smoke all that reefer and we'd fuck in your Pinto.

Gremlins 2: The New Batch (1990)

Actors: Archie Hahn (actor), Hulk Hogan (actor), Henry Gibson (actor), Paul Bartel (actor), John Glover (actor), Jerry Goldsmith (actor), Jeff Bergman (actor), John Astin (actor), Joe Dante (actor), Joe Dante (actor), Joe Dante (actor), Jeff Bergman (actor), John Capodice (actor), Zach Galligan (actor), Christopher Lee (actor),

Plot: An army of malevolent little monsters take over a high-tech corporate skyscraper when a cute and intelligent exotic pet is exposed to water. The "Mogwai's" owner joins forces with the Trump-like head of the corporation to regain control.

Keywords: 1990s, acid, bach's-toccata-and-fugue, billionaire, breaking-the-fourth-wall, broken-rule, business-tycoon, camel, christmas, corporate-logo
Genres: Comedy, Fantasy, Horror,
Taglines: Take Your Batch to See the New Batch. Here they grow again. We warned you. Remember the rules. You didn't listen.

Quotes:

Dr. Catheter: I've got ordinance in here that will bring down a charging Puma at fifty feet!

Gremlin: Nudie! Nudie! Nudie!

Peggy, the Lab Receptionist: Dr. Catheter, this just came for you.::Dr. Catheter: Ah, splendid. This must be my malaria.::[sees it's not]::Dr. Catheter: Rabies. I've got rabies, and I'm supposed to get the flu this week.::Peggy, the Lab Receptionist: I think we have the flu out on back order.::[sneezes into tissue]::Dr. Catheter: May I have that Peggy?::Peggy, the Lab Receptionist: Sure.::Dr. Catheter: Thank you.::[stuffs it into his pocket; muttering to himself]::Dr. Catheter: Back order, back order. All a man wants is some fresh germs!

Leonard Maltin: Ow. I was just kidding. Ah. It's a ten. It's a ten.

Dr. Catheter: All they have to do is to eat three or four children and there'd be the most appalling publicity.

Grandpa Fred: [interviewing Brain Gremlin] Creature what is it that you want?::Brain Gremlin: Fred, what we want is, I think, what everyone wants, and what you and your viewers have: civilization.::Grandpa Fred: Yes, but what sort of civilization are you speaking of?::Brain Gremlin: The niceties, Fred. The fine points: diplomacy, compassion, standards, manners, tradition... that's what we're reaching toward. Oh, we may stumble along the way, but civilization, yes. The Geneva Convention, chamber music, Susan Sontag. Everything your society has worked so hard to accomplish over the centuries, that's what we aspire to; we want to be civilized.::[a Gremlin with a beanie cap acts goofy next to Brain]::Brain Gremlin: You take a look at this fellow here.::[Brain shoots the Gremlin in the head. The Gremlins in the bar laugh. Grandpa Fred and Kujitsu leave]::Brain Gremlin: Now, was that civilized? No, clearly not. Fun, but in no sense civilized. Now, bear in mind, none of us has been in New York before. There are the Broadway shows - we'll have to find out how to get tickets. There's also a lot of street crime, but I believe we can watch that for free. We want the essentials. Dinettes. Complete bedroom groups. Convenient credit, even though we've been turned down in the past.

Forster: This is a complete failure of management!

Grandpa Fred: They put me on at 3am. People who are awake at 3am aren't afraid of the Wolfman. The only thing that frightens those people is sobering up and going to work.

[Stopping Katsuji]::Grandpa Fred: Hey, hey, hey. Can you work a TV camera?::Katsuji: Work a camera? I AM the camera.

Grandpa Fred: Hey, you two, the building's completely screwed up today.::Billy Peltzer: Yeah, we know, Fred.::[Billy and Kate leave]::Grandpa Fred: [smiling, chuckling to himself] Heh heh, you're young. You know everything.

Gremlins (1984)

Actors: Chuck Jones (actor), Corey Feldman (actor), Jerry Goldsmith (actor), Bob Holt (actor), Bob Bergen (actor), Edward Andrews (actor), Zach Galligan (actor), Scott Brady (actor), Bob Holt (actor), Harry Carey Jr. (actor), Peter Cullen (actor), Peter Cullen (actor), Bob Bergen (actor), Jonathan Banks (actor), Nicky Katt (actor),

Plot: Minature green monsters tear through the small town of Kingston Falls. Hijinks ensue as a mild-mannered bank teller releases these hideous loonies after gaining a new pet and violating two of three simple rules: No water (violated), no food after midnight (violated), and no bright light. Hilarious mayhem and destruction in a town straight out of Norman Rockwell. So, when your washing machine blows up or your TV goes on the fritz, before you call the repair man, turn on all the lights and look under all the beds. 'Cause you never can tell, there just might be a gremlin in your house.

Keywords: 1980s, animal-cruelty, animal-in-cast-credits, bank, bank-teller, bar, black-comedy, blockbuster, boyfriend-girlfriend-relationship, broken-rule
Genres: Comedy, Horror,
Taglines: Cute. Clever. Mischievous. Intelligent. Dangerous. Cute. Clever. Mischievous. Intelligent. Dangerous. [Crossed Out] We're Here! What you see... isn't always what you get. The Gremlins Are Coming! Don't get him wet, keep him out of bright light, and never feed him after midnight. They didn't obey the rules We're Back! (1985 re-release)

Quotes:

Deputy Brent: Let me drive.::Sheriff Frank: No, you're drunk.::Deputy Brent: You always get to drive.::Sheriff Frank: That's cause I'm the sheriff, asshole.

Gizmo: Bye Billy.

[repeated line]::Gizmo: Bright light. Bright light.

Stripe: Water... Gun.

Mr. Corben: What is that dog doing in here?::Gerald: Peltzer, this is a bank, not a pet-store.::Mr. Corben: Very good, Gerald.::Gerald: Thank you, Mr. Corben.

Stripe: Gizmo Caca.

Gizmo: Uh oh.

Billy Peltzer: Cover your mouth. Don't breathe any gas.

Pete: One, two, three, four, five new ones. NOW can I have one?::Billy Peltzer: I don't know, Pete.::Pete: Hey, look! That one's got a cute little stripe on its head. Hey, cutie.::[Pete attempts to pet the baby mogwai, who, in response, snarls and attempts to bite Pete]

Kate: What're they doing?::Billy Peltzer: They're watching Snow White. And they love it.