For the kids
Meowl
Is Jerry raping you?
Slightly north of boring
Google autocomplete results for: “Why is [country] so?” [via @randal_olson]. I’m in the only liberal place, slightly north of boring, apparently.
Such brrr
You may feel a little prick.
My cats would kill me
Developed by a veterinarian, Soft Claws are vinyl nail caps that glue on to your cat’s claws. The nail caps cover the claw tips so no damage occurs when your cat scratches. Each package of Soft Claws contains 40 nail caps, 2 tubes of adhesive, applicator tips and easy to follow instructions.
Also available in gold and silver glitter. Squee!