Horoscopes by Jonathan Cainer
Horoscopes
Thought for the day 24 March 2016
Dear Jonathan,
Just when life seems so right, it goes wrong again. Is it true that you can't have good things without bad consequences? I can't feel positive about anything any more as I feel so sure a negative thing will balance it out. Zena
Dear Zena,
Some spiritual traditions use the term 'duality' to suggest that every action has an equal and opposite reaction. 'There's a down for every up, a bad for every good.' Or so they say. It used to worry me too. Then I realised, duality itself must have another side, namely, singularity! Please, relax!
You should read your 2016 Guide to the Future. Inside it you'll find page after page of insights and predictions all about you and what's in store for you in the year ahead. It's as close as I can get you to a one-to-one reading with me. Make your future a wonderful future. Download your 2016 Guide to the Future here.
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Aquarius
Jan 21 - Feb 19
'Truth is the most valuable thing we have. Let us economise it.' So said Mark Twain. Those who put a 'positive spin' on deception by omission still speak of being 'economical with the truth'. Who, though, in your world, is not exactly telling a lie so much as allowing one implication to overshadow another? Why is nobody looking at what needs to be seen while everyone stares at what isn't even there? Who can clear away the mist and reveal a reality? The person reading these words, right now! Now, let me remind you about the new Astro-Alert system. It sends you an email each time something in your personal birth chart is live, loaded or a liability. I've been researching and designing this amazing astrological service for eight years. Finally it's available for you to try... for free. Just join the free trial of the 5 Star Service here. (And get your new audio and video forecasts too)
Pisces
Feb 20 - Mar 20
The more we think about what we want, why we want it and where we hope to be heading, the more we become aware of impediments. We notice the things we seem unlikely to get, the reasons disappointment may be due and situations that seem to suggest we should change direction. We try not to dwell on such areas of sensitivity and dislike it when others point them out, no matter how well intentioned their interventions. Be careful about what you say and how you listen to what's being said today. Now, you should read your 2016 Guide to the Future. Inside it you'll find page after page of insights and predictions all about you and what's in store for you in the year ahead. Make your future a wonderful future. Download your 2016 Guide to the Future here.
Aries
Mar 21 - Apr 20
What are you dreaming of, pining for and wistfully mulling over? How likely is it that you can turn a fantasy into a reality? Aren't you impeded by circumstances beyond your control and the conflicting needs of those who matter so much to you, that you would not want to argue with them? In setting straight an unnecessarily complicated situation now, you are making a symbolic gesture of potentially lasting importance. From one small improvement, a great change for the better can come elsewhere. Now, you should read your 2016 Guide to the Future. Inside it you'll find page after page of insights and predictions all about you and what's in store for you in the year ahead. Make your future a wonderful future. Download your 2016 Guide to the Future here.
Taurus
Apr 21 - May 21
Should we always be respectful of uncertainty? Should we be wary of the unknown? Folk who are willing to take a leap in the dark, are sometimes successful. Those who like to know everything in advance, may compromise their opportunity to advance because some things simply can't be correctly anticipated. Remember, today, those who genuinely aspire to do right and are humble enough to concede that their idea of what's right must first be checked, lest it is wrong, will always do well. Now, let me remind you about the new Astro-Alert system. It sends you an email each time something in your personal birth chart is live, loaded or a liability. I've been researching and designing this amazing astrological service for eight years. Finally it's available for you to try... for free. Just join the free trial of the 5 Star Service here. (And get your new audio and video forecasts too)
Gemini
May 22 - June 22
You are eager to make something happen. You can see a great advantage to attain a particular result. Yet quality, today, matters at least as much as quantity. To quote the old song, 'It ain't what you do, it's the way that you do it, that's what gets results!' Apply a little thought to a plan now and be willing to see beyond the obvious. Be inventive, be creative, ask intelligent unexpected questions of yourself - and of the situation that you face. This could yet save you a lot of time and energy. Now, you should read your 2016 Guide to the Future. Inside it you'll find page after page of insights and predictions all about you and what's in store for you in the year ahead. Make your future a wonderful future. Download your 2016 Guide to the Future here.
Cancer
Jun 23 - Jul 23
If we're not steady, how can we be ready? Yet if we're not slightly on edge, maybe we won't spring into action at the perfect moment. Somehow, we need to find a balance between the various states that we could be in at any one time. There's nothing wrong with swinging between extremes as long as we spend most of our time somewhere in the middle! What's most important today is that you're comfortable, quiet, calm, peaceful, mellow and wise... yet that you stay awake to all positive possibilities! Now, you should read your 2016 Guide to the Future. Inside it you'll find page after page of insights and predictions all about you and what's in store for you in the year ahead. Make your future a wonderful future. Download your 2016 Guide to the Future here.
Leo
Jul 24 - Aug 23
If there's truly such a thing as a spiritual path, why is it never signposted? Even those who purport to offer guidance never provide detailed maps. They may make helpful sounding noises about the kind of footwear we should don if we wish to stroll along it... but, just as dressing for the beach won't make the sun shine, plain white baggy clothes may be no more appropriate for seekers of wisdom than for painters and decorators! Follow an inspired feeling, not a rulebook, if you seek elevation now. Now, let me remind you about the new Astro-Alert system. It sends you an email each time something in your personal birth chart is live, loaded or a liability. I've been researching and designing this amazing astrological service for eight years. Finally it's available for you to try... for free. Just join the free trial of the 5 Star Service here. (And get your new audio and video forecasts too)
Virgo
Aug 24 - Sep 23
When they finally invent a time machine, will you volunteer to test it? What if, when they send you back, you end up in the same world you lived in several years ago? What if you could talk to yourself, tell yourself something, enlighten your old self with what your later self has since discovered? What mistake might you avoid? What otherwise missed opportunity might you seize? The real question, today, is what is your future self trying to tell you? Listen intuitively and expect a precious revelation. Now, you should read your 2016 Guide to the Future. Inside it you'll find page after page of insights and predictions all about you and what's in store for you in the year ahead. Make your future a wonderful future. Download your 2016 Guide to the Future here.
Libra
Sep 24 - Oct 23
People sometimes use words and phrases which imply a belief that 'luck has run out on them!' How can that be? Why would luck ever do a thing like that? Where would it go? Isn't it far more likely that we put ourselves into positions where it is hard for luck to reach us? Or that we persuade ourselves that luck probably doesn't exist so there's no point even in looking for it? In which case, don't we create self-fulfilling prophecies? You can't do the impossible today. But you may be wrong about what's impossible! Now, you should read your 2016 Guide to the Future. Inside it you'll find page after page of insights and predictions all about you and what's in store for you in the year ahead. Make your future a wonderful future. Download your 2016 Guide to the Future here.
Scorpio
Oct 24 - Nov 22
Fear is not a fine thing. Or not, at least, in quantities greater than the recommended minimum. Healthy respect for an unknown quantity may well be appropriate. Indeed, even if we have plenty of information about a situation or a person, we may still feel it wise to entertain a reservation. But while concern may be clever, worry is never wise. There's an issue that's unnerving you now. By all means be wary of what could go wrong. But don't let that make you oblivious to all that could yet turn out so surprisingly well. Now, let me remind you about the new Astro-Alert system. It sends you an email each time something in your personal birth chart is live, loaded or a liability. I've been researching and designing this amazing astrological service for eight years. Finally it's available for you to try... for free. Just join the free trial of the 5 Star Service here. (And get your new audio and video forecasts too)
Sagittarius
Nov 23 - Dec 21
Experts say we live in a constantly expanding universe. The Big Bang may have happened 14 billion years ago (give or take a week or two) but we're still moving with the momentum it generated. Which may, in turn, explain why so many of us often feel as if we are all drifting apart from one another, no matter how hard we try to stay connected. But then, we are connected, at least in so far as we all surf the same cosmic wave. Today, it carries you closer to someone who is in a fine position to help you. Now, you should read your 2016 Guide to the Future. Inside it you'll find page after page of insights and predictions all about you and what's in store for you in the year ahead. Make your future a wonderful future. Download your 2016 Guide to the Future here.
Capricorn
Dec 22 - Jan 20
'Space, the final frontier.' That's what they said at the start of the original Star Trek episodes. But are there not places, here on this Earth, that humans have yet to explore. Ocean troughs, for example? Caves that go far into mountains? And how about 'inner space'? We're only just starting to understand sub-atomic particles. These imply the existence of worlds within worlds within worlds. Might there be additional worlds within you, too? Your deepest inner resources may yet supply all you need today. Now, you should read your 2016 Guide to the Future. Inside it you'll find page after page of insights and predictions all about you and what's in store for you in the year ahead. Make your future a wonderful future. Download your 2016 Guide to the Future here.
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