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Sometimes it is time

Published by Pinko Punko on November 29, 2015 in Animal Crackers, Pugsleypants and Serious Pants. 10 Comments

Little guy had been in a slow, slow, slow decline, but he started to waste and we felt it was time. We didn’t want to see him go over the cliff. He spent a lot of time sleeping in the last year, and I had started to take some pics of him in his little doggie dreams. Even before he was showing his years, he liked to sleep with his head at some odd angles, but this seemed to increase. We’d see him and I’d go “Little guy, you missed your bed!” It is a little sad that the last year of this terrible blog has been losing Smokedog (1 year ago tomorrow), a few half-hearted Pitchfork posts, and the current hole in my heart, losing P-dog (three weeks ago tomorrow). I miss our “boys” and I miss our community. I feel like they were our mascots. I hope we all make it through our holidays and remember to share our jokes, happy events, and our proud moments along with our sad and difficult ones.

BEGIN UPDATE I had to add GC’s favorite pic of the little guy- taken at Half Moon Bay in CA.

END UPDATE

When we were at the vet, they were so kind. There were some very nice, well-meant things said- especially thinking about P-man running free, and having all his legs back. That is not something I believe, but the thoughts were sweet and kind. I was reminded of this scene from the underrated and wonderful Babe: Pig in the City. I don’t want to spoil the film for anyone (it is quite dark for a children’s film), but it captures what we would like to imagine.

Mouse House

Published by Pinko Punko on December 1, 2008 in Animal Crackers, Pugsleypants and Smoke Dog. 12 Comments

A tiny mammal is wreaking havoc in our pantry. So help me if he/she/it goes for the TJ’s Marcona Almonds. Smokey is currently pooping a stuffed monkey, while Pugsley has initiated a repeat of Poop-a-sock. So we are on tenterhooks about this. He’s zoinked socks since Poop-a-sock, but he’s been more of a hoarder, as if he knows that discomfort and indigestion are on tap, and has not seen fit to even chew. Not last night. Previously he has gone for the toe. He worked on a heel last night. We suspect there are three small pieces attempting to obstruct the inner workings of Pugsley, as opposed to one largish piece last time. We’re worried, but optimistic. Also, I loved my Met. A. Phor. last year. Good times!

Title Track

Published by Pinko Punko on January 17, 2008 in 'baggery, *BOOP*, Flights of Fancy, IT IS TIME FOR YOU TO BEAVIS DANCE, Musicano, Pinko of Pork Records, Pugsleypants and Smoke Dog. 9 Comments

Our 2006 album- Eat It (Now Ya Gonna)- totally KILLED in Japan. We sold so much merch in the far east it’s like a goddamned uniform overseas.

Apparently only aif and kathleen are listening to our little experiments in noise. No matter, you roll with the half-assed audience you have, not the half-assed audience you wish you had.

Shout outs include PupH, Smoke Dog, Pugsleypants, Carrot, Kitty Kattwood, the usuals.

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World Premiere

Published by Pinko Punko on December 19, 2007 in CONTEST!!, HNT, Pugsleypants, Smoke Dog, Three Bulls! Classic and Three Bulls! Recipe Corner. 17 Comments

The Theme Song that rocked the bake off and America’s hearts. I only wish I could watch this movie with Brando. Besides Smokey Dog looking so handsome, James Woods looks so young. It was a different era in Holiday Bake Off mastery.

Oh Noes, we’ve been Simpsonized™!!!!

Published by The Uncanny Canadian on August 22, 2007 in Animal Crackers, Carrot Attack, Pugsleypants, Smoke Dog and The Pleasures of Moosology. 40 Comments

SUPER DUPER UPDATES BELOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Three Bulls! ran into an unfortunate encounter with this website.
I don’t know how I ended up at the Kwik-e-mart, but that’s a good price on expired møø$e.

They got Pinko Punko at his workplace. I didn’t know they let døgs in the lab.

Who’s next to be Simpsonized? Gregor? Yosef? Plover? When will the madness stop?

PP UPDATE!!! The generator was very tetrapodistic, sadly. We have a slight change:

Gregor Adds!!! We also have a slight change:

UC SUPER UPDATE: Even AG can’t escape the Simpsonzer112!!!111

Helping the Terrorists

Published by Pinko Punko on February 25, 2007 in 'baggery, Animal Crackers, Flights of Fancy, Pugsleypants and Smoke Dog. 10 Comments

During the same conversation with the Nutter Butter wherein he referred to Mark Steyn as “totally awesome,” NB made a joke from the dark corners of his mind. His anxiety relating to the continued existence of Western Society forced him to observe that Smokey Dog and Pugsley, being surrogates for actual human children, give the terrorists two free spots in the population race.

I mean look at that. How can you argue with such total nefariousness? Where is Bill Donohue now? When will he become a real hard ass about birth control of the puppy variety?