Jean Claude

Trap for Cinderella (2013)

Actors: Robert Jones (producer), Kerry Fox (actress), Christian Henson (composer), Paula Jack (miscellaneous crew), Derek Warman (miscellaneous crew), Norman Merry (producer), Frances de la Tour (actress), Freya Pinsent (miscellaneous crew), Alex Jennings (actor), Daren Bailey (miscellaneous crew), Peter Hampden (producer), Jane Jackson (miscellaneous crew), Erich Redman (actor), Sébastien Japrisot (writer), Pierre Boulanger (actor),

Genres: Crime, Drama, Thriller,

The Chauffeur's Daughter (2008)

Actors: Stomper-LTP (miscellaneous crew), James Deen (actor), Manuel Ferrara (actor), Kurt Lockwood (actor), Herschel Savage (actor), Lanny Barbie (actress), Kimberly Franklin (actress), Paulina James (actress), Toby Farelle (producer), Paul Thomas (director), Jay Ashley (actor), Victoria Valentino (actress), Kelly Wells (actress), Toni Brooks (producer), Shylar Cobi (producer),

Genres: Adult,

Quotes:

Allison: I like a guy who knows what he wants.

Lanny: Am I ugly?::Chris: No, baby. You're not ugly.::Lanny: Am I stupid?::Chris: No, baby. You're not stupid. Listen. You're just young. Be yourself. Go to Paris. Forget about Tony.::Lanny: But I love him so much.::Chris: I know you do. Hey. Hey. You better bring me some postcards, okay?::Lanny: I will. If you find my dad downstairs, tell him I love him.::Chris: You got it.

Angela: What's wrong with you?::Jean Claude: It's a guy from America who doesn't write to her.::Angela: Are you sad?::Lanny: I don't know. It's his birthday next week.::Angela: His birthday?::Lanny: I didn't send him a present.::Angela: [in French] If he never writes you, he won't notice.

Allison: I kind of wish you would do a sculpture of me. Kind of like the ones outside.::Chris: Yeah?::Allison: Yeah.::Chris: Maybe. Someday.::Allison: What? I'm not enough of a muse?::Chris: Oh, you're plenty of a muse.::Allison: Hmm.::Chris: It's just that I'd need to do certain, certain studies.::Allison: How do you study for a sculpture.::[Allison starts unzipping Chris' jacket]::Chris: Allison, we can't...::Allison: I'll be quiet. It's not incest yet.

Grace: Are you ready to put yourself in my hands?::Tony: Yes.::Grace: Yes, what?::Tony: Yes, ma'am::Grace: Allison is humiliated and in hiding. And your father and her father are signing a merger agreement and it should've occurred to you that even if you don't have a cent, even if your father cuts you out completely, that Allison's money will keep you idle and rich for the rest of your days. Allison is a wonderful girl. You do realize that, don't you?

Allison: [Allison and Tony are skinny-dipping in the jacuzzi] So, Grace tells me you're working for your dad now.::Tony: Well, I'm also studying. I'm trying, I'm trying to study. I'm enrolled, but, um, I don't know. My dad's got these maniacs teaching me the open business. They're taking up all my time. They're sucking the life out of me.::Allison: I hope they haven't sucked everything out.::[Allison and Tony start making out]

Grace: [on the phone] Thomas. Lanny's here. No, it is not wonderful. Why? Because Tony is affianced and he just cannot seem to keep his damn hands off of her.

Tony: So, I hear you have the next 4 days off. What makes you so lucky?::Lanny: Yeah, I'm leaving for Paris tomorrow.::Tony: Really? Why?::Lanny: [Lanny playfully pokes Tony] "Why?"::Chris: Hey, is your father gonna give you a lift to the airport?::Lanny: Why, are you gonna get up at 5:00 and drive me?::Chris: What, you don't think I can?::Tony: So, what are we gonna do without you around here?::Lanny: I'm not gonna miss you either, jerk. I'll be busy with all of my French lovers. I'll write you all about it.::Chris: Don't bother. He can't read.

Cuando es la hora, es la hora (2007)

Actors: Fred Menier (director), Fred Menier (writer), Jean-François Picotin (actor), Félix Verhaverbeke (actor), Berta Bosch (writer), Marcelle Fontaine (actress), Joel Templeur (actor), Silvano Preziosi (editor), Michel Hettmann (actor), Isabelle Dautriche (producer), Jordi Utset (producer), Alain Defer (actor), Nuria Figueras (writer), Rémi Curilli (actor), L'Harmonie d'Hinges (composer),

Genres: Comedy, Short,

Half Empty (2006)

Actors: Robert Peters (producer), Dan Mirvish (producer), Josh Negrin (actor), Dan Mirvish (writer), Robert Peters (director), Bela B. Felsenheimer (actor), Robert Peters (actor), Robert Peters (writer), Marek Harloff (actor), Gregory Segal (actor), Ingo Neuhaus (actor), Mareike Fell (actress), Jason Schmid (editor), Michael Dean Jacobs (actor), Martin Dew (actor),

Genres: Musical,

Cape of Good Hope (2004)

Actors: Gideon Emery (actor), Frank Reynolds (editor), Eriq Ebouaney (actor), Sean Cameron Michael (actor), Genevieve Hofmeyr (producer), Albert Maritz (actor), Adrian Galley (actor), Nick Boraine (actor), Wayne Harrison (actor), Sean Zaccheo (producer), Morne Visser (actor), Lillian Dube (actress), Yule Masiteng (actor), Farouk Valley-Omar (actor), Quanita Adams (actress),

Plot: Ensemble look at people in the orbit of an animal shelter in Cape Town. Kate, the shelter manager, is having an affair with a married man, is estranged from her father, and has caught the eye of a widowed veterinarian. Lindiwe, a single mom, is a domestic for an Afrikaner household and studies at night. Her son becomes the acolyte of Jean Claude, a refugee from Congo with a Ph.D. in astronomy; he's the shelter's handyman, good with people and dogs, hoping to immigrate to Canada. Shairfa, who also works at the shelter, and her husband Habib are trying without success to get pregnant. What is it that holds the matter of the universe together?

Keywords: abandoned-baby, accidental-death, adultery, afrikaan, aids, animal-cage, animal-rescue, animal-shelter, apartheid, apology
Genres: Comedy, Drama, Romance,
Taglines: Love is the force that holds it all together. So you rescue dogs... who rescues you?

Quotes:

Dance Instructor: [Kate enters the studio] Are you here for the class?::Kate: Um...::Dance Instructor: Come in, come in, don't be shy. We're just getting started. You're in luck. We happen to have one available dance partner for you right here. [He leads her to Morne] And just the right height. Your name is..?::Kate: Kate.::Dance Instructor: Morne, this is Kate - Kate, Morne. Now where was I? Ah, tango. Or what they call in Argentina, "the dance of love".::Morne: I have to warn you - he always humiliates the new person.::Dance Instructor: [Advancing towards Kate] Would you be so kind as to assist?

Pgisha Iveret (2003)

Actors: Avi Nesher (producer), Haim Bouzaglo (actor), Haim Bouzaglo (writer), Haim Bouzaglo (director), Zion Avrahamian (editor), Inbal Shuki (costume designer), Grace Benoish (miscellaneous crew), Smadar Kilchinsky (actress), Rob Michels (miscellaneous crew), Rob Michels (actor), Haim Zanati (actor), Marina Shoif (actress), Alona Barer (miscellaneous crew), Szabolcs Barta (miscellaneous crew), Sinaya Ben-Dor (actress),

Genres: Comedy, Romance,

The Independent (2000)

Actors: Bob Odenkirk (actor), Ethan Embry (actor), Jay Johnston (actor), Ron Howard (actor), Michael Berryman (actor), John Lydon (actor), Larry Hankin (actor), Nick Cassavetes (actor), Peter Bogdanovich (actor), Roger Corman (actor), Dana Gould (actor), Andy Dick (actor), Aki Aleong (actor), Brian Posehn (actor), Max Perlich (actor),

Plot: Documentary look at Morty Fineman, a prolific maker of schlock independent films, who's down on his luck. Actors, directors, and writers, including Ron Howard and Karen Black, comment on his work, we see clips from some of his 427 titles, and we watch Morty try to get financing for a film about a serial killer. He hires his daughter, Paloma, as his business manager. His A.D., the long-suffering Ivan, stays by his side. Morty owes the bank $10 million from his one blockbuster failure. Can he find the financing, or is it time for Morty to retire. Meanwhile, Ivan hooks Morty up with a new film festival, in Chaparral, Nevada. Is this the ticket to renewal?

Keywords: b-movie, baldness, behind-the-scenes, biker-chick, buffalo, chauffeur, cowboy-hat, director, dwarf, eulogy
Genres: Comedy,
Taglines: Morty Fineman. Artist. Visionary. Madman.

Quotes:

Paloma Fineman: I think that anyone that claims that they are totally happy with their family situation is not concentrating.

[first lines]::Ted Demme: I think Morty is a visionary.::Roger Corman: I think Morty was and is an artist.::Ron Howard: He's an innovator.::Karen Black: Very persistent. And you have to love him for that.::Peter Bogdanovich: Morty would try things, and then 2 years later someone would copy it and win an Oscar for it.::Fred Williamson: This is the only man that I've ever worked with that I feel I can't take.

Morty Fineman: [eulogy] For what does it gain a man to be given that divine candle, and not to dip his wick.

Morty Fineman: [concluding his corporate presentation] That, gentlemen, is why financing Fineman Films is fine financing.

Todd: We are prepared Mr. Fineman, today, to buy you're entire film library, for $8 a pound.

Fred Williamson: Get out of the water! It's filled with phosphors and you're swimming topless!

Morty Fineman: How long is the wait?::Maitre d': You may wait as long as you wish...

Interviewer: [quoting critics] An insipid, childish, even maniacal work. Someone please tell Mr. Fineman that The Whole Story of America does *not* have to be as long as the whole story of America.::Morty Fineman: Those who cannot do, review.

Morty Fineman: [to potential producer] I tell you Walter, I've been in this business 30 years and there's only one sure-fire way to make a small fortune - start with a large fortune.

Interviewer: Wow, you invented the sequel?::Morty Fineman: Well, I invented the roman numeral at the end of the title. You see God Father III, Friday the 13th part VII, that started with me.::Title Card: World War III II, a Fineman Production.

Backroads (1977)

Actors: Phillip Noyce (producer), Phillip Noyce (writer), Phillip Noyce (director), Bill Hunter (actor), Terry Camilleri (actor), Jan Chapman (miscellaneous crew), Allan Penney (actor), Mary Moody (miscellaneous crew), David Huggett (editor), Julie McGregor (actress), Josephine Emery (writer), Gary Foley (actor), Essie Coffey (actress), Zack Martin (actor), Stan Penrose (actor),

Genres: Crime, Drama,

Close Encounters of the Third Kind (1977)

Actors: Carl Weathers (actor), François Truffaut (actor), James Keane (actor), François Truffaut (actor), Bill Thurman (actor), Howard K. Smith (actor), Lance Henriksen (actor), John Dennis Johnston (actor), Basil Hoffman (actor), Josef Sommer (actor), Bob Balaban (actor), George DiCenzo (actor), Richard Dreyfuss (actor), Teri Garr (actress), Melinda Dillon (actress),

Plot: Roy Neary sets out to investigate a power outage when his truck stalls and he is bathed in light from above. After this, strange visions and five musical notes keep running through his mind. Will he find the meaning of the visions, and who - or what - placed them in his mind?

Keywords: air-traffic-control, air-traffic-controller, airplane, alien, alien-abduction, alien-contact, alien-invasion, animate-toy, astronaut, blackout
Genres: Adventure, Drama, Sci-Fi,
Taglines: Close Encounter of the First Kind - Sighting of a UFO. Close Encounter of the Second Kind - Physical Evidence. Close Encounter of the Third Kind - Contact. WE ARE NOT ALONE We are not alone Now There Is More (USA 1980 special edition re-release)

Quotes:

Brad Neary: I don't understand these fractions.::Roy Neary: What's one third of sixty?::Brad Neary: [bewildered] That's a fraction, I don't understand them.::Roy Neary: [using a model train as an object lesson] Alright, let's say that this boxcar is sixty feet long, OK?, and one third of it is across this switch here, alright... And now another train is coming... Now, how far do you have to move this boxcar so that the other train doesn't smash it? Quickly Brad, there are thousands of lives at stake... Brad any answer...::[CRASH]

Claude Lacombe: Major Walsh, it is an event sociologique.

[Roy is shoveling soil into his kitchen window]::Roy Neary: Ronnie, if I don't do this, *that's* when I'm going to need a doctor.

Claude Lacombe: Mr. Neary, what do you want?::Roy Neary: I just want to know that it's really happening.

Roy Neary: [contemplating the lump shape] This means something. This is important.

Roy Neary: I know this sounds crazy, but ever since yesterday on the road, I've been seeing this shape. Shaving cream, pillows... Dammit! I know this. I know what this is! This means something. This is important.

Roy Neary: I guess you've noticed something a little strange with Dad. It's okay, though. I'm still Dad.

[Roy's wife does not believe how he got the burns on his face]::Roy Neary: Well they're not moon burns, goddamnit.

Barry Guiler: You can come and play now.

Roy Neary: [checking the paper] Hey, you know what's playing tonight? Pinocchio! You guys have never seen Pinocchio, you're in luck!::Brad Neary: Aw, who wants to see some dumb cartoon rated 'G' for kids?::Roy Neary: How old are you?::Brad Neary: Eight.::Roy Neary: You wanna be nine?::Brad Neary: Yeah.::Roy Neary: Then you're going to go see Pinocchio tomorrow night.::[Brad makes a disgusted gesture, but shuts up]::Ronnie Neary: Roy, that is a terrific way to win over your children.::Roy Neary: I'm not serious, I'm just saying that I grew up with Pinocchio, and if kids are still kids, they're going to eat it up.::[Ronnie looks at him in disgust]::Roy Neary: Okay, I'm wrong, all right? I'm Wrong Roy.::[Yells at his youngest son, who is demolishing his sister's doll]::Roy Neary: TOBY! You are close to death! Come out here!::[Toby giggles, but obeys]::Roy Neary: Okay, let's have a vote. Tomorrow night you can play Goofy Golf, which is a lot of standing in line and shoving and pushing, and probably getting a 'zero,' or you can see Pinocchio, which is a lot of furry animals and magic, and you'll have a wonderful time. Okay? So let's vote.::[the kids all vote for golf]