Neighbour! (2011)

Actors: Adam Briggs (producer), Adam Briggs (writer), Adam Briggs (director), Adam Briggs (editor), Sheila Bryden (actor), Sheila Bryden (actor),

Plot: A woman has long been isolated in her country home. She exists in a state of detachment, living in a darkness. Her ominous environment can be safely viewed through her windows. One evening this comfortable state of living becomes permanently disturbed when she spies a boy shooting arrows in the distance.

Genres: Mystery, Short,

Minnâ-yatteruka! (1994)

Actors: Takeshi Kitano (director), Kanji Tsuda (actor), Susumu Terajima (actor), Takeshi Kitano (actor), Moeko Ezawa (actress), Takeshi Kitano (editor), Takeshi Kitano (writer), Hakuryû (actor), Ren Ohsugi (actor), Masumi Okada (actor), Akiji Kobayashi (actor), Yûrei Yanagi (actor), Dankan (actor), Masato Hara (producer), Tokie Hidari (actress),

Plot: A slapstick comedy, about a goofy middle-aged man who is obsessed with the idea of having car sex. While pursuing his 'dream', he makes all the wrong moves possible, and ends up enrolling in a number of crazy escapades.

Keywords: armored-car, assassin, audition, cabaret, car-run-over, cessna, convertible, daydream, gangster, invisible-man
Genres: Comedy,

Quotes:

Man In Car: Tell me, miss - do you know about... car sex?

Car Salesman: What kind of car are you looking for?::Asao: Something I can have sex in.::Car Salesman: ...I see.

Airplane Pilot: Ladies and gentlemen, welcome aboard Instant Hell Airlines.

[Asao drives up in a car making a loud tin-can clattering sound]::Car Salesman: ...Just married?::Asao: No, what the fuck do you think? The car's defective!::Car Salesman: Oh, my fault. I forgot to tell you. The cigarette lighter doesn't work.

Scientist: So, tell me... why do you want to be invisible?::Asao: I want to peep.::Scientist: Peeping. A very concise and powerful reason!

Scientist: How tall are you?::Asao: One hundred seventy-five acres.::Scientist: One hundred seventy-five acres?... How about weight?::Asao: Sixty-eight gallons.

Recruitment Announcer: The Earth Defense Force is seeking new members! Educational background, IQ, and sexual preference are all no problem. Neither is the shape of your penis.

[The Earth Defense Force recruiters are discussing promotion ideas]::Earth Defense Force Member 1: What about Astro-Vision?::Earth Defense Force Member 2: You mean Hibino's Astro-Vision?::Earth Defense Force Member 1: Why be so specific?::Earth Defense Force Member 2: We get a rental fee discount if we say the name on screen.

Asao's Mother: Asao! Don't make a fool of yourself!::Asao's Sister: Asao, come down here!::[Asao/Flyman dumps a load onto her forehead]::Asao's Mother: I think... he's angry.

Bathhouse Manager: Sir, this bath is for ladies only.::Scientist: It's OK. I'm a sissy.::Bathhouse Manager: ...No.