Mystery Date (1991)
Actors:
Robert Dawson (miscellaneous crew),
Debbie Coe (miscellaneous crew),
Teri Polo (actress),
Don S. Davis (actor),
Merrilyn Gann (actress),
Jerry Wasserman (actor),
Terry David Mulligan (actor),
Fisher Stevens (actor),
Ethan Hawke (actor),
James Hong (actor),
Stephen Chang (actor),
Duncan Fraser (actor),
Dave 'Squatch' Ward (actor),
Christine Wilson (miscellaneous crew),
Tony Rosato (actor),
Plot: A teenage boy would like to meet with a very pretty, blonde girl who lives in the next door. His elder brother helps him with car and credit card to be successful. This simple story will be very complicated because of the corpse in the boot, and other nightmares intervene ...
Keywords: answering-machine, brother, brother-brother-relationship, chinese-restaurant, chinese-tong, corpse, corrupt-cop, danger, date, dating
Genres:
Comedy,
Taglines: Their first date may just be his last! Tom McHugh took one look at her and he was deeply in love. Everyone took one look at him and he was in deep trouble.
Quotes:
Tom: Well, fine. Well then I'll just go over there and say, "Hi, I'm Tom and you don't know me, but I've been spying on you for a couple of months now and I am finding you very attractive in a very real, very hormonal way." And then she'll slap me silly.::Craig: There are worse things in this world than getting slapped by a beautiful woman, you'll see.
Craig: Alright, now the only problem with glasses is that they tend to fly off when a woman slaps you. Just don't flinch, you take it like a man, come off it smiling.
Tom: Isn't that illegal?::Craig: Tom, never let the law stand in the way of a good time.
Craig: You like lingerie, Tommy?::Tom: Well, I've really only read about it.
Geena: We spend hours making ourselves look completely different, and then we go into some dark place where we really can't see each other anyway, and then we drink so we don't know if the other person is really interesting or just seems interesting 'cause they're pretending to be interested in the person that we're pretending to be.::Tom: Uh, right. So I guess there's no getting around it. We're gonna have to lie to each other.
Fortune Teller: ...all because your loins led you out tonight.::Geena: It was not my loins! I was... curious.::Fortune Teller: Ah1 In women, curiosity is an urge that springs from the loins.::Geena: What, and not in men?::Fortune Teller: In men, *everything* is an urge that springs from the loins.
Geena: That was awesome! We were almost killed!::Tom: Well, the night is still young.
Tom: [at a mob-owned Chinese restaurant] He's trying to kill us!::Geena: With what? MSG?
Craig: You know what you want. The hard part is over. Do something about it.