To Boldly Flee (2012)

Actors: James D. Rolfe (actor), Doug Walker (writer), Doug Walker (actor), Doug Walker (editor), Doug Walker (actor), Doug Walker (actor), Doug Walker (director), Doug Walker (actor), Doug Walker (actor), Doug Walker (actor), Doug Walker (actor), Doug Walker (actor), Brad Jones (actor), Brad Jones (actor), Ed Glaser (actor),

Plot: When the Nostalgia Critic can't stop blaming himself for the loss of Ma-Ti, a weird string of events begins to unfold that could shake the very fabric of internet reviewing as we know it. The evil Psychlo, Terl, under orders from a mysterious bureaucrat, is out for revenge against the Critic and convinces the government to arrest him, while Mechakara is reprogrammed to incapacitate Linkara and take his place. Meanwhile, Paw and his friends discover some weird signals emitting from space and Spoony seems to be the key to it all. Finally, they discover that this force is Ma-Ti, whose spirits inhabits The Plot Hole, in which no life can be sustained...without horrific mishaps. In order to try and right his wrongs and find purpose within his life, the Critic summons his colleagues NChick, Paw, Cinema Snob, 8-Bit Mickey, Bennett the Sage, Luke Mochrie, Film Brain, Phelous, Todd, Lupa, "Linkara", C.R., JesuOtaku, Angry Joe, JewWario, Sad Panda and MarzGurl for help. They steal equipment from Dr. Insano and transform the Critic's house into a galactic cruiser, christened the U.S.S. Exit Strategy, and blast off into space, bound for the moon of Europa, where the Plot Hole is located. What follows is a series of hilarious hi-jinx and tear-jerking drama as the critics square off against Terl, his forces, the jaded General Zod and the evil Executor, who kidnaps Cinema Snob and makes him his apprentice. Luke Mochrie enlists help from Oancitizen to learn the ways of the Plot, as the Critic ventures alone into the Plot Hole and comes face to face with...his maker. Will our favorite reviewers survive long enough to critique another movie/video game/comic? Will Mechakara succeed in assimilating the crew before Linkara can stop him? Will the Nostalgia Critic give it all up or make the supreme sacrifice?

Keywords: actor-playing-multiple-roles, alien, bad-acting, bare-chested-male, battle, cinema, coca-cola, creator-creation-relationship, critic, deception
Genres: Adventure, Comedy, Sci-Fi,

Quotes:

Luke Mochrie: You really think our time is at its end?::Cinema Snob: The world is changing, kid. The internet is changing. Even if we survive this witch hunt, we can't chase the Zeitgeist forever.

Christopher Clod: Have you ever heard of a director called Uwe Boll? He figured that all you truly needed was the will to create, to tax-dodge schemes and direct-to-video releases, he figured he could turn any video game franchise into his own personal playground. How ironic that the very things you critics rail against have made him a cult sensation. No matter what your friends say, people love him precisely because they hate him.

Oancitizen: Bad art is a distraction. Great art changes people.

Oancitizen: Remember, the plot can be what you make of it.

Mechakara: To be.::General Zod: Or not.::Turrell: [over-acting] To BE.

[repeated line]::JesuOtaku: I shall now demonstrate on... Paw-Paw! [Paw gets hurt cartoonishly]

Linkara: What do I review, Paw?::Paw: [looks around him] Lamps?

The Last Angry Geek: The needs... of many... outweigh...::The Nostalgia Critic: The needs of the few...::The Last Angry Geek: Shut up, I'm talking.::The Nostalgia Critic: [exasperated] Sorry!

The Spoony One: [possessed by Ma-Ti] Search for my body. Find the Hole.::The Nostalgia Critic: Okay, there is no way I am reaching for your hole.::The Spoony One: The Hole! It's coming!::The Nostalgia Critic: Please say no more about your coming hole...

Turrell: It's Terl! T-U-double R-E-double-L, Terl! Do you know what that spells?::The Nostalgia Critic: Tigger?

Chung buk ji (2005)

Actors: Tats Lau (actor), Chi-Leung Kwong (editor), Lawrence Cheng (actor), Charlene Choi (actress), Gillian Chung (actress), Bo-lin Chen (actor), Jan Lamb (actor), Candy Lo (actress), Steven Cheung (actor), Albert Lee (producer), Kenny Kwan (actor), Chi-Leung Law (director), Julia Chu (miscellaneous crew), Isabella Leong (actress), Sin Ling Yeung (writer),

Genres: Fantasy, Fantasy, Fantasy, Musical, Romance, Romance,

Split (2004)

Actors: Debbie Rochon (actress), Debbie Rochon (producer), Lori Elberg (actress), Rodney Gray (actor), Stuart Rudin (actor), Dean Galanis (miscellaneous crew), David Jacobson (producer), Chrismandu (actor), Kevin Pinassi (actor), Julienne Hanzelka Kim (actress), Chaim Bianco (producer), Chaim Bianco (writer), Chaim Bianco (director), James Tunnicliffe (actor), Jonny Spanish (actor),

Plot: Split is a joltingly visual techno thriller that rips deep into the brain of Joe The Driver, a semi articulate thug who must figure out why he is suddenly two people at the same time. - In one world Joe is a limo driver to a stable of teenage Asian callgirls as well as serving as all around henchman for a tyrannical maimed pimp named Mom. In the other world he is dronelike Auditor for a deadeningly boring futuristic Internal Revenue Service. Both worlds suck. But the extra brainpower of a spare alter ego gives Joe an insider's shot at scamming a load of cash and helping liberate Iris, aka The Girl Of His Dreams, from a life of sexually annoying slavery. Joe's cleverly complex plan has 3 key steps: . 1) kill my boss 2) get the girl 3) take the money . How can such supple tactics possibly fail?

Keywords: attitude, future, future-noir, gangster, independent-film, neo-noir, noir, philadelphia, philadelphia-pennsylvania, sisyphus
Genres: Action, Crime, Sci-Fi, Thriller,

Zei wang (1995)

Actors: Danny Lee (director), Danny Lee (miscellaneous crew), Parkman Wong (actor), Simon Yam (actor), Melvin Wong (actor), Emily Kwan (actress), Danny Lee (producer), Siu-Ming Lau (actor), Danny Lee (actor), Jamie Luk (actor), Siu-Wong Fan (actor), Michael Chow Man-Kin (actor), Kwong Leung Wong (actor), Fui-On Shing (actor), Tin Sang Lung (actor),

Genres: ,

Gerein' Up (1993)

Actors: Eric Edwards (editor), Mike Horner (actor), Scott Irish (actor), Michael Craig (writer), Michael Craig (director), Jon Dough (actor), Teri Diver (actress), Ashlyn Gere (actress), Heather Hart (actress), Alicia Rio (actress), Tianna Taylor (actress), Michael Craig (producer), Cassidy (actress), Double Vision (composer), Leslie Black (writer),

Genres: Adult,
Taglines: The Ride of your Life!

Long feng zhi duo xing (1984)

Actors: Kar Wai Wong (writer), Charlie Cho (actor), Shui-Fan Fung (actor), Billy Lau (actor), Leslie Cheung (actor), Guy Lai (director), Shu-Chun Ni (actress), Sandy Lam (actress),

Genres: ,

Rookies (1927)

Actors: George K. Arthur (actor), E.H. Calvert (actor), Frank Currier (actor), Karl Dane (actor), Tom O'Brien (actor), Lincoln Stedman (actor), Byron Morgan (writer), Sam Wood (director), Conrad A. Nervig (editor), Charles Sullivan (actor), Marceline Day (actress), Louise Lorraine (actress), Joseph Farnham (writer), Byron Morgan (writer), André-ani (costume designer),

Plot: Greg, an arrogant entertainer, gets drafted into the army and runs up against tough drill sergeant Sgt. Diggs. Not wanting to stay in the army, Greg sets out to annoy and aggravate Sgt. Diggs so much that Diggs will have him thrown out. To make matters more complicated, they both have their sights set on pretty Betty Wayne. Complications ensue.

Keywords: army, hot-air-balloon
Genres: Comedy,
Taglines: The Greatest Comedy Team ever Known in the Biggest Comedy of Our Times!