The Bench (2007)

Actors: James Raynor (actor), Alun Davies (actor), Alex McCormack (director), Alex McCormack (actor), Robert Coombes (producer), Robert Coombes (actor), Robert Coombes (actor), Robert Coombes (actor), Stephen Collinson (actor), Stephen Collinson (actor), Ben Taylor (actor), Ben Taylor (actor), Tabitha Glacier (actress), Tabitha Glacier (actress), Liz McCormack (actress),

Genres: Animation, Short,
Taglines: Through the inanimate, comes animation

Small Claims: The Reunion (2006)

Actors: Claudia Karvan (actress), Rebecca Gibney (actress), Steven Vidler (actor), Peter Phelps (actor), Sue Masters (producer), Simon Burke (actor), Keith Thompson (writer), Keith Thompson (producer), Gyton Grantley (actor), Carol Burns (actress), David Webb (actor), David Roberts (actor), Wendy Cork (costume designer), Paul Barry (actor), Wayne Blair (actor),

Plot: Two stay-at-home mums, one a part-time cop and the other a solicitor, investigate when the husband of a former classmate dies after a school reunion.

Keywords: murder, murder-mystery
Genres: Crime, Drama, Mystery,

In Her Shoes (2005)

Actors: Ivana Milicevic (actress), Tony Scott (producer), Cameron Diaz (actress), Toni Collette (actress), Ridley Scott (producer), Curtis Hanson (producer), Rick Kain (actor), Norman Lloyd (actor), Eric Balfour (actor), Carlease Burke (actress), Shirley MacLaine (actress), Ken Howard (actor), Alan Blumenfeld (actor), Curtis Hanson (director), Mark Isham (composer),

Plot: Two sisters, plus a dead mother, a remarried father, and a hostile step-mother. The sisters, each in her way, have perfected the art of losing. The elder, Rose, is an attorney, responsible, lonely, with a closet full of shoes. The younger is Maggie, beautiful, selfish, and irresponsible. Her drunken behavior gets her tossed by her step-mother from her dad's house; worse behavior gets her tossed from Rose's apartment. Then, while searching in her father's desk for money to filch, Maggie finds an address; the past and the future open up to her and, with any luck, may open to her sister as well.

Keywords: 2000s, arena, assisted-living-facility, audition, auto-impound-lot, autocide, bar, based-on-novel, basketball-match, beach
Genres: Comedy, Drama, Romance,
Taglines: Friends. Rivals. Sisters.

Quotes:

Simon Stein: Does this mean that I'm your bitch?::Rose Feller: Do you want to be my bitch?::Simon Stein: I have wanted to be your bitch since my first day at Dommel.

Rose Feller: [laughing about Lewis and Ella kissing]::[sees Simon walk in]::Rose Feller: Simon, what are you doing here?::Simon Stein: I came as soon as your sister called::[points to the drink in Rose's hand]::Simon Stein: Should you be drinking?::[Maggie grabs drink out of Rose's hand]

Maggie Feller: Shoes like these should not be locked in a closet! They should be living a life of scandal, and passion, and getting screwed in an alleyway by a billionaire while his frigid wife waits in the limo thinking that he just went back into the bar to get his cellphone. These are cute too.::Rose Feller: Please tell me you just made that up.::Maggie Feller: Look, if you're not going to wear them... don't buy them! Leave them for someone who's going to get something out of them.::Rose Feller: I get something out of them! When I feel bad I like to treat myself. Clothes never look any good... food just makes me fatter... shoes always fit.

Rose Feller: I don't know what's wrong with your girls. My Marcia never uses the word vagina!::Maggie Feller: My Marcia doesn't even have a vagina!::Rose Feller: Oh, My Marcia has a vagina alright, but My Marcia's vagina is made of solid 24 karat gold!::Maggie Feller: My Marcia's vagina is so perfect, it's in a museum!

[Rose has just caught her sister and her boyfriend in bed together]::Rose Feller: I liked you... I really liked you. She won't even remember your name. Probably can't even spell it.::[to her sister]::Rose Feller: Can you, Maggie? Come on, sound it out. Juh-imm. Jim. Oh, she's pretty, this one... but real stupid.::Maggie Feller: Shut up, you fat pig!::Rose Feller: [beat] Did you honestly just say, "Fat pig"? You're my sister... and the best you can do is "fat pig"?::[slams Maggie against the wall]::Rose Feller: [shouts] Get out of my life!

Michael Feller: Well, Sydelle and Marsha aren't on very good terms right now.::Rose Feller: What, did she decorate a room in last season's colors?::Michael Feller: No, she joined Jews for Jesus.

Maggie Feller: The art of losing isn't hard to master; so many things seem... f... filled... with the intent to be lost that their loss is no disaster. Lose something every day. Accept the fluster of lost door keys, the hour badly spent. The art of losing isn't hard to master. I lost two cities, lovely ones. And, vaster, some realms I owned, two rivers, a continent. I miss them, but it wasn't a disaster. Even losing you... the joking voice, a gesture I love... I shan't have lied. It's evident the art of losing's not too hard to master though it may look like... Write it!... like disaster.

Simon Stein: You look good. You look like you.

Rose Feller: You're not going to look like this forever, you know. Eventually you'll be older, and all of the men who foot your bill now will be buying drinks for women half your age and then what will you do? Well, you'd better think of something because middle-aged tramps aren't cute, they're pathetic.

Maggie Feller: I carry your heart with me. I carry it in my heart. I am never without it. Anywhere I go, you go, my dear. And whatever is done by only me... is your doing, my darling. I fear no fate... for you are my fate, my sweet. I want no world, for, beautiful... you are my world, my true. Here is the deepest secret no one knows. Here is the root of the root... and the bud of the bud... and the sky of the sky of a tree called life... which grows higher than the soul can hope... or mind can hide. It is the wonder that's keeping the stars apart. I carry your heart. I carry it in my heart.

In Her Shoes (2005)

Actors: Ivana Milicevic (actress), Tony Scott (producer), Cameron Diaz (actress), Toni Collette (actress), Ridley Scott (producer), Curtis Hanson (producer), Rick Kain (actor), Norman Lloyd (actor), Eric Balfour (actor), Carlease Burke (actress), Shirley MacLaine (actress), Ken Howard (actor), Alan Blumenfeld (actor), Curtis Hanson (director), Mark Isham (composer),

Plot: Two sisters, plus a dead mother, a remarried father, and a hostile step-mother. The sisters, each in her way, have perfected the art of losing. The elder, Rose, is an attorney, responsible, lonely, with a closet full of shoes. The younger is Maggie, beautiful, selfish, and irresponsible. Her drunken behavior gets her tossed by her step-mother from her dad's house; worse behavior gets her tossed from Rose's apartment. Then, while searching in her father's desk for money to filch, Maggie finds an address; the past and the future open up to her and, with any luck, may open to her sister as well.

Keywords: 2000s, arena, assisted-living-facility, audition, auto-impound-lot, autocide, bar, based-on-novel, basketball-match, beach
Genres: Comedy, Drama, Romance,
Taglines: Friends. Rivals. Sisters.

Quotes:

Simon Stein: Does this mean that I'm your bitch?::Rose Feller: Do you want to be my bitch?::Simon Stein: I have wanted to be your bitch since my first day at Dommel.

Rose Feller: [laughing about Lewis and Ella kissing]::[sees Simon walk in]::Rose Feller: Simon, what are you doing here?::Simon Stein: I came as soon as your sister called::[points to the drink in Rose's hand]::Simon Stein: Should you be drinking?::[Maggie grabs drink out of Rose's hand]

Maggie Feller: Shoes like these should not be locked in a closet! They should be living a life of scandal, and passion, and getting screwed in an alleyway by a billionaire while his frigid wife waits in the limo thinking that he just went back into the bar to get his cellphone. These are cute too.::Rose Feller: Please tell me you just made that up.::Maggie Feller: Look, if you're not going to wear them... don't buy them! Leave them for someone who's going to get something out of them.::Rose Feller: I get something out of them! When I feel bad I like to treat myself. Clothes never look any good... food just makes me fatter... shoes always fit.

Rose Feller: I don't know what's wrong with your girls. My Marcia never uses the word vagina!::Maggie Feller: My Marcia doesn't even have a vagina!::Rose Feller: Oh, My Marcia has a vagina alright, but My Marcia's vagina is made of solid 24 karat gold!::Maggie Feller: My Marcia's vagina is so perfect, it's in a museum!

[Rose has just caught her sister and her boyfriend in bed together]::Rose Feller: I liked you... I really liked you. She won't even remember your name. Probably can't even spell it.::[to her sister]::Rose Feller: Can you, Maggie? Come on, sound it out. Juh-imm. Jim. Oh, she's pretty, this one... but real stupid.::Maggie Feller: Shut up, you fat pig!::Rose Feller: [beat] Did you honestly just say, "Fat pig"? You're my sister... and the best you can do is "fat pig"?::[slams Maggie against the wall]::Rose Feller: [shouts] Get out of my life!

Michael Feller: Well, Sydelle and Marsha aren't on very good terms right now.::Rose Feller: What, did she decorate a room in last season's colors?::Michael Feller: No, she joined Jews for Jesus.

Maggie Feller: The art of losing isn't hard to master; so many things seem... f... filled... with the intent to be lost that their loss is no disaster. Lose something every day. Accept the fluster of lost door keys, the hour badly spent. The art of losing isn't hard to master. I lost two cities, lovely ones. And, vaster, some realms I owned, two rivers, a continent. I miss them, but it wasn't a disaster. Even losing you... the joking voice, a gesture I love... I shan't have lied. It's evident the art of losing's not too hard to master though it may look like... Write it!... like disaster.

Simon Stein: You look good. You look like you.

Rose Feller: You're not going to look like this forever, you know. Eventually you'll be older, and all of the men who foot your bill now will be buying drinks for women half your age and then what will you do? Well, you'd better think of something because middle-aged tramps aren't cute, they're pathetic.

Maggie Feller: I carry your heart with me. I carry it in my heart. I am never without it. Anywhere I go, you go, my dear. And whatever is done by only me... is your doing, my darling. I fear no fate... for you are my fate, my sweet. I want no world, for, beautiful... you are my world, my true. Here is the deepest secret no one knows. Here is the root of the root... and the bud of the bud... and the sky of the sky of a tree called life... which grows higher than the soul can hope... or mind can hide. It is the wonder that's keeping the stars apart. I carry your heart. I carry it in my heart.

In Her Shoes (2005)

Actors: Ivana Milicevic (actress), Tony Scott (producer), Cameron Diaz (actress), Toni Collette (actress), Ridley Scott (producer), Curtis Hanson (producer), Rick Kain (actor), Norman Lloyd (actor), Eric Balfour (actor), Carlease Burke (actress), Shirley MacLaine (actress), Ken Howard (actor), Alan Blumenfeld (actor), Curtis Hanson (director), Mark Isham (composer),

Plot: Two sisters, plus a dead mother, a remarried father, and a hostile step-mother. The sisters, each in her way, have perfected the art of losing. The elder, Rose, is an attorney, responsible, lonely, with a closet full of shoes. The younger is Maggie, beautiful, selfish, and irresponsible. Her drunken behavior gets her tossed by her step-mother from her dad's house; worse behavior gets her tossed from Rose's apartment. Then, while searching in her father's desk for money to filch, Maggie finds an address; the past and the future open up to her and, with any luck, may open to her sister as well.

Keywords: 2000s, arena, assisted-living-facility, audition, auto-impound-lot, autocide, bar, based-on-novel, basketball-match, beach
Genres: Comedy, Drama, Romance,
Taglines: Friends. Rivals. Sisters.

Quotes:

Simon Stein: Does this mean that I'm your bitch?::Rose Feller: Do you want to be my bitch?::Simon Stein: I have wanted to be your bitch since my first day at Dommel.

Rose Feller: [laughing about Lewis and Ella kissing]::[sees Simon walk in]::Rose Feller: Simon, what are you doing here?::Simon Stein: I came as soon as your sister called::[points to the drink in Rose's hand]::Simon Stein: Should you be drinking?::[Maggie grabs drink out of Rose's hand]

Maggie Feller: Shoes like these should not be locked in a closet! They should be living a life of scandal, and passion, and getting screwed in an alleyway by a billionaire while his frigid wife waits in the limo thinking that he just went back into the bar to get his cellphone. These are cute too.::Rose Feller: Please tell me you just made that up.::Maggie Feller: Look, if you're not going to wear them... don't buy them! Leave them for someone who's going to get something out of them.::Rose Feller: I get something out of them! When I feel bad I like to treat myself. Clothes never look any good... food just makes me fatter... shoes always fit.

Rose Feller: I don't know what's wrong with your girls. My Marcia never uses the word vagina!::Maggie Feller: My Marcia doesn't even have a vagina!::Rose Feller: Oh, My Marcia has a vagina alright, but My Marcia's vagina is made of solid 24 karat gold!::Maggie Feller: My Marcia's vagina is so perfect, it's in a museum!

[Rose has just caught her sister and her boyfriend in bed together]::Rose Feller: I liked you... I really liked you. She won't even remember your name. Probably can't even spell it.::[to her sister]::Rose Feller: Can you, Maggie? Come on, sound it out. Juh-imm. Jim. Oh, she's pretty, this one... but real stupid.::Maggie Feller: Shut up, you fat pig!::Rose Feller: [beat] Did you honestly just say, "Fat pig"? You're my sister... and the best you can do is "fat pig"?::[slams Maggie against the wall]::Rose Feller: [shouts] Get out of my life!

Michael Feller: Well, Sydelle and Marsha aren't on very good terms right now.::Rose Feller: What, did she decorate a room in last season's colors?::Michael Feller: No, she joined Jews for Jesus.

Maggie Feller: The art of losing isn't hard to master; so many things seem... f... filled... with the intent to be lost that their loss is no disaster. Lose something every day. Accept the fluster of lost door keys, the hour badly spent. The art of losing isn't hard to master. I lost two cities, lovely ones. And, vaster, some realms I owned, two rivers, a continent. I miss them, but it wasn't a disaster. Even losing you... the joking voice, a gesture I love... I shan't have lied. It's evident the art of losing's not too hard to master though it may look like... Write it!... like disaster.

Simon Stein: You look good. You look like you.

Rose Feller: You're not going to look like this forever, you know. Eventually you'll be older, and all of the men who foot your bill now will be buying drinks for women half your age and then what will you do? Well, you'd better think of something because middle-aged tramps aren't cute, they're pathetic.

Maggie Feller: I carry your heart with me. I carry it in my heart. I am never without it. Anywhere I go, you go, my dear. And whatever is done by only me... is your doing, my darling. I fear no fate... for you are my fate, my sweet. I want no world, for, beautiful... you are my world, my true. Here is the deepest secret no one knows. Here is the root of the root... and the bud of the bud... and the sky of the sky of a tree called life... which grows higher than the soul can hope... or mind can hide. It is the wonder that's keeping the stars apart. I carry your heart. I carry it in my heart.

In Her Shoes (2005)

Actors: Ivana Milicevic (actress), Tony Scott (producer), Cameron Diaz (actress), Toni Collette (actress), Ridley Scott (producer), Curtis Hanson (producer), Rick Kain (actor), Norman Lloyd (actor), Eric Balfour (actor), Carlease Burke (actress), Shirley MacLaine (actress), Ken Howard (actor), Alan Blumenfeld (actor), Curtis Hanson (director), Mark Isham (composer),

Plot: Two sisters, plus a dead mother, a remarried father, and a hostile step-mother. The sisters, each in her way, have perfected the art of losing. The elder, Rose, is an attorney, responsible, lonely, with a closet full of shoes. The younger is Maggie, beautiful, selfish, and irresponsible. Her drunken behavior gets her tossed by her step-mother from her dad's house; worse behavior gets her tossed from Rose's apartment. Then, while searching in her father's desk for money to filch, Maggie finds an address; the past and the future open up to her and, with any luck, may open to her sister as well.

Keywords: 2000s, arena, assisted-living-facility, audition, auto-impound-lot, autocide, bar, based-on-novel, basketball-match, beach
Genres: Comedy, Drama, Romance,
Taglines: Friends. Rivals. Sisters.

Quotes:

Simon Stein: Does this mean that I'm your bitch?::Rose Feller: Do you want to be my bitch?::Simon Stein: I have wanted to be your bitch since my first day at Dommel.

Rose Feller: [laughing about Lewis and Ella kissing]::[sees Simon walk in]::Rose Feller: Simon, what are you doing here?::Simon Stein: I came as soon as your sister called::[points to the drink in Rose's hand]::Simon Stein: Should you be drinking?::[Maggie grabs drink out of Rose's hand]

Maggie Feller: Shoes like these should not be locked in a closet! They should be living a life of scandal, and passion, and getting screwed in an alleyway by a billionaire while his frigid wife waits in the limo thinking that he just went back into the bar to get his cellphone. These are cute too.::Rose Feller: Please tell me you just made that up.::Maggie Feller: Look, if you're not going to wear them... don't buy them! Leave them for someone who's going to get something out of them.::Rose Feller: I get something out of them! When I feel bad I like to treat myself. Clothes never look any good... food just makes me fatter... shoes always fit.

Rose Feller: I don't know what's wrong with your girls. My Marcia never uses the word vagina!::Maggie Feller: My Marcia doesn't even have a vagina!::Rose Feller: Oh, My Marcia has a vagina alright, but My Marcia's vagina is made of solid 24 karat gold!::Maggie Feller: My Marcia's vagina is so perfect, it's in a museum!

[Rose has just caught her sister and her boyfriend in bed together]::Rose Feller: I liked you... I really liked you. She won't even remember your name. Probably can't even spell it.::[to her sister]::Rose Feller: Can you, Maggie? Come on, sound it out. Juh-imm. Jim. Oh, she's pretty, this one... but real stupid.::Maggie Feller: Shut up, you fat pig!::Rose Feller: [beat] Did you honestly just say, "Fat pig"? You're my sister... and the best you can do is "fat pig"?::[slams Maggie against the wall]::Rose Feller: [shouts] Get out of my life!

Michael Feller: Well, Sydelle and Marsha aren't on very good terms right now.::Rose Feller: What, did she decorate a room in last season's colors?::Michael Feller: No, she joined Jews for Jesus.

Maggie Feller: The art of losing isn't hard to master; so many things seem... f... filled... with the intent to be lost that their loss is no disaster. Lose something every day. Accept the fluster of lost door keys, the hour badly spent. The art of losing isn't hard to master. I lost two cities, lovely ones. And, vaster, some realms I owned, two rivers, a continent. I miss them, but it wasn't a disaster. Even losing you... the joking voice, a gesture I love... I shan't have lied. It's evident the art of losing's not too hard to master though it may look like... Write it!... like disaster.

Simon Stein: You look good. You look like you.

Rose Feller: You're not going to look like this forever, you know. Eventually you'll be older, and all of the men who foot your bill now will be buying drinks for women half your age and then what will you do? Well, you'd better think of something because middle-aged tramps aren't cute, they're pathetic.

Maggie Feller: I carry your heart with me. I carry it in my heart. I am never without it. Anywhere I go, you go, my dear. And whatever is done by only me... is your doing, my darling. I fear no fate... for you are my fate, my sweet. I want no world, for, beautiful... you are my world, my true. Here is the deepest secret no one knows. Here is the root of the root... and the bud of the bud... and the sky of the sky of a tree called life... which grows higher than the soul can hope... or mind can hide. It is the wonder that's keeping the stars apart. I carry your heart. I carry it in my heart.

In Her Shoes (2005)

Actors: Ivana Milicevic (actress), Tony Scott (producer), Cameron Diaz (actress), Toni Collette (actress), Ridley Scott (producer), Curtis Hanson (producer), Rick Kain (actor), Norman Lloyd (actor), Eric Balfour (actor), Carlease Burke (actress), Shirley MacLaine (actress), Ken Howard (actor), Alan Blumenfeld (actor), Curtis Hanson (director), Mark Isham (composer),

Plot: Two sisters, plus a dead mother, a remarried father, and a hostile step-mother. The sisters, each in her way, have perfected the art of losing. The elder, Rose, is an attorney, responsible, lonely, with a closet full of shoes. The younger is Maggie, beautiful, selfish, and irresponsible. Her drunken behavior gets her tossed by her step-mother from her dad's house; worse behavior gets her tossed from Rose's apartment. Then, while searching in her father's desk for money to filch, Maggie finds an address; the past and the future open up to her and, with any luck, may open to her sister as well.

Keywords: 2000s, arena, assisted-living-facility, audition, auto-impound-lot, autocide, bar, based-on-novel, basketball-match, beach
Genres: Comedy, Drama, Romance,
Taglines: Friends. Rivals. Sisters.

Quotes:

Simon Stein: Does this mean that I'm your bitch?::Rose Feller: Do you want to be my bitch?::Simon Stein: I have wanted to be your bitch since my first day at Dommel.

Rose Feller: [laughing about Lewis and Ella kissing]::[sees Simon walk in]::Rose Feller: Simon, what are you doing here?::Simon Stein: I came as soon as your sister called::[points to the drink in Rose's hand]::Simon Stein: Should you be drinking?::[Maggie grabs drink out of Rose's hand]

Maggie Feller: Shoes like these should not be locked in a closet! They should be living a life of scandal, and passion, and getting screwed in an alleyway by a billionaire while his frigid wife waits in the limo thinking that he just went back into the bar to get his cellphone. These are cute too.::Rose Feller: Please tell me you just made that up.::Maggie Feller: Look, if you're not going to wear them... don't buy them! Leave them for someone who's going to get something out of them.::Rose Feller: I get something out of them! When I feel bad I like to treat myself. Clothes never look any good... food just makes me fatter... shoes always fit.

Rose Feller: I don't know what's wrong with your girls. My Marcia never uses the word vagina!::Maggie Feller: My Marcia doesn't even have a vagina!::Rose Feller: Oh, My Marcia has a vagina alright, but My Marcia's vagina is made of solid 24 karat gold!::Maggie Feller: My Marcia's vagina is so perfect, it's in a museum!

[Rose has just caught her sister and her boyfriend in bed together]::Rose Feller: I liked you... I really liked you. She won't even remember your name. Probably can't even spell it.::[to her sister]::Rose Feller: Can you, Maggie? Come on, sound it out. Juh-imm. Jim. Oh, she's pretty, this one... but real stupid.::Maggie Feller: Shut up, you fat pig!::Rose Feller: [beat] Did you honestly just say, "Fat pig"? You're my sister... and the best you can do is "fat pig"?::[slams Maggie against the wall]::Rose Feller: [shouts] Get out of my life!

Michael Feller: Well, Sydelle and Marsha aren't on very good terms right now.::Rose Feller: What, did she decorate a room in last season's colors?::Michael Feller: No, she joined Jews for Jesus.

Maggie Feller: The art of losing isn't hard to master; so many things seem... f... filled... with the intent to be lost that their loss is no disaster. Lose something every day. Accept the fluster of lost door keys, the hour badly spent. The art of losing isn't hard to master. I lost two cities, lovely ones. And, vaster, some realms I owned, two rivers, a continent. I miss them, but it wasn't a disaster. Even losing you... the joking voice, a gesture I love... I shan't have lied. It's evident the art of losing's not too hard to master though it may look like... Write it!... like disaster.

Simon Stein: You look good. You look like you.

Rose Feller: You're not going to look like this forever, you know. Eventually you'll be older, and all of the men who foot your bill now will be buying drinks for women half your age and then what will you do? Well, you'd better think of something because middle-aged tramps aren't cute, they're pathetic.

Maggie Feller: I carry your heart with me. I carry it in my heart. I am never without it. Anywhere I go, you go, my dear. And whatever is done by only me... is your doing, my darling. I fear no fate... for you are my fate, my sweet. I want no world, for, beautiful... you are my world, my true. Here is the deepest secret no one knows. Here is the root of the root... and the bud of the bud... and the sky of the sky of a tree called life... which grows higher than the soul can hope... or mind can hide. It is the wonder that's keeping the stars apart. I carry your heart. I carry it in my heart.

In Her Shoes (2005)

Actors: Ivana Milicevic (actress), Tony Scott (producer), Cameron Diaz (actress), Toni Collette (actress), Ridley Scott (producer), Curtis Hanson (producer), Rick Kain (actor), Norman Lloyd (actor), Eric Balfour (actor), Carlease Burke (actress), Shirley MacLaine (actress), Ken Howard (actor), Alan Blumenfeld (actor), Curtis Hanson (director), Mark Isham (composer),

Plot: Two sisters, plus a dead mother, a remarried father, and a hostile step-mother. The sisters, each in her way, have perfected the art of losing. The elder, Rose, is an attorney, responsible, lonely, with a closet full of shoes. The younger is Maggie, beautiful, selfish, and irresponsible. Her drunken behavior gets her tossed by her step-mother from her dad's house; worse behavior gets her tossed from Rose's apartment. Then, while searching in her father's desk for money to filch, Maggie finds an address; the past and the future open up to her and, with any luck, may open to her sister as well.

Keywords: 2000s, arena, assisted-living-facility, audition, auto-impound-lot, autocide, bar, based-on-novel, basketball-match, beach
Genres: Comedy, Drama, Romance,
Taglines: Friends. Rivals. Sisters.

Quotes:

Simon Stein: Does this mean that I'm your bitch?::Rose Feller: Do you want to be my bitch?::Simon Stein: I have wanted to be your bitch since my first day at Dommel.

Rose Feller: [laughing about Lewis and Ella kissing]::[sees Simon walk in]::Rose Feller: Simon, what are you doing here?::Simon Stein: I came as soon as your sister called::[points to the drink in Rose's hand]::Simon Stein: Should you be drinking?::[Maggie grabs drink out of Rose's hand]

Maggie Feller: Shoes like these should not be locked in a closet! They should be living a life of scandal, and passion, and getting screwed in an alleyway by a billionaire while his frigid wife waits in the limo thinking that he just went back into the bar to get his cellphone. These are cute too.::Rose Feller: Please tell me you just made that up.::Maggie Feller: Look, if you're not going to wear them... don't buy them! Leave them for someone who's going to get something out of them.::Rose Feller: I get something out of them! When I feel bad I like to treat myself. Clothes never look any good... food just makes me fatter... shoes always fit.

Rose Feller: I don't know what's wrong with your girls. My Marcia never uses the word vagina!::Maggie Feller: My Marcia doesn't even have a vagina!::Rose Feller: Oh, My Marcia has a vagina alright, but My Marcia's vagina is made of solid 24 karat gold!::Maggie Feller: My Marcia's vagina is so perfect, it's in a museum!

[Rose has just caught her sister and her boyfriend in bed together]::Rose Feller: I liked you... I really liked you. She won't even remember your name. Probably can't even spell it.::[to her sister]::Rose Feller: Can you, Maggie? Come on, sound it out. Juh-imm. Jim. Oh, she's pretty, this one... but real stupid.::Maggie Feller: Shut up, you fat pig!::Rose Feller: [beat] Did you honestly just say, "Fat pig"? You're my sister... and the best you can do is "fat pig"?::[slams Maggie against the wall]::Rose Feller: [shouts] Get out of my life!

Michael Feller: Well, Sydelle and Marsha aren't on very good terms right now.::Rose Feller: What, did she decorate a room in last season's colors?::Michael Feller: No, she joined Jews for Jesus.

Maggie Feller: The art of losing isn't hard to master; so many things seem... f... filled... with the intent to be lost that their loss is no disaster. Lose something every day. Accept the fluster of lost door keys, the hour badly spent. The art of losing isn't hard to master. I lost two cities, lovely ones. And, vaster, some realms I owned, two rivers, a continent. I miss them, but it wasn't a disaster. Even losing you... the joking voice, a gesture I love... I shan't have lied. It's evident the art of losing's not too hard to master though it may look like... Write it!... like disaster.

Simon Stein: You look good. You look like you.

Rose Feller: You're not going to look like this forever, you know. Eventually you'll be older, and all of the men who foot your bill now will be buying drinks for women half your age and then what will you do? Well, you'd better think of something because middle-aged tramps aren't cute, they're pathetic.

Maggie Feller: I carry your heart with me. I carry it in my heart. I am never without it. Anywhere I go, you go, my dear. And whatever is done by only me... is your doing, my darling. I fear no fate... for you are my fate, my sweet. I want no world, for, beautiful... you are my world, my true. Here is the deepest secret no one knows. Here is the root of the root... and the bud of the bud... and the sky of the sky of a tree called life... which grows higher than the soul can hope... or mind can hide. It is the wonder that's keeping the stars apart. I carry your heart. I carry it in my heart.