'Phyllis Diller' is featured as a movie character in the following productions:

Diller, Phyllis Filmography

• Play in Full Screen 19th Annual Screen Actors Guild Awards

  2013, role: actress , character name: Herself - In Memoriam
• Play in Full Screen Carol Channing: Larger Than Life

  2012, role: actress , character name: Herself
• Play in Full Screen Sunset Strip

  2012, role: actress , character name: Herself
• Play in Full Screen Looking for Lenny

  2011, role: actress , character name: Herself
• Play in Full Screen VH1 News Presents: Plastic Surgery Obsession

  2010, role: actress , character name: Herself
• Play in Full Screen When the World Breaks

  2010, role: actress , character name: Herself
• Play in Full Screen I Am Comic

  2010, role: actress , character name: Herself
• Play in Full Screen Joan Rivers: A Piece of Work

  2010, role: actress , character name: Herself
• Play in Full Screen Sebring

  2009, role: actress
• Play in Full Screen How to Live Forever

  2009, role: actress , character name: Herself
• Play in Full Screen Looking for Lenny

  2009, role: actress , character name: Herself
• Play in Full Screen Family Dinner

  2009, role: actress , character name: Grandma Liz O'Connell
• Play in Full Screen Found Footage Festival Volume 4: Live in Tucson

  2009, role: actress , character name: Herself
• Play in Full Screen You Know the Face

  2009, role: actress
• Play in Full Screen Light of Olympia

  2008, role: actress , character name: Pelops
• Play in Full Screen The 6th Annual TV Land Awards

  2008, role: actress , character name: Herself
• Play in Full Screen Celebrity Art Show

  2008, role: actress , character name: Artist
• Play in Full Screen Living the Still Life

  2007, role: actress , character name: Herself
• Play in Full Screen Jury Duty

  2007, role: actress , character name: Herself
• Play in Full Screen Oops, Ups & Downs: The Murder Mystery of Humpty Dumpty

  2007, role: actress , character name: Mother Goose
• Play in Full Screen Knock Knock with Fred Willard

  2006, role: actress , character name: Herself
• Play in Full Screen Who Killed the Electric Car?

  2006, role: actress , character name: Herself
• Play in Full Screen Casper's Scare School

  2006, role: actress , character name: Aunt Spitzy
• Play in Full Screen Forget About It

  2006, role: actress , character name: Mrs. Hertzberg
• Play in Full Screen Encore with John Palmer

  2006, role: actress , character name: Herself
• Play in Full Screen Unbeatable Harold

  2006, role: actress , character name: Mrs. Clancy
• Play in Full Screen Madman Muntz: American Maverick

  2005, role: actress , character name: Herself
• Play in Full Screen The Aristocrats

  2005, role: actress , character name: Herself
• Play in Full Screen West from North Goes South

  2004, role: actress , character name: The Cashier
• Play in Full Screen Goodnight, We Love You

  2004, role: actress
• Play in Full Screen Comedy Central Presents: 100 Greatest Stand-Ups of All Time

  2004, role: actress , character name: #35
• Play in Full Screen Motocross Kids

  2004, role: actress , character name: Louise
• Play in Full Screen Comedy Central Presents: 100 Greatest Stand-Ups of All Time

  2004, role: actress , character name: Herself - Panelist
• Play in Full Screen 100 Years of Hope and Humor

  2003, role: actress , character name: Herself
• Play in Full Screen Bob Hope at 100

  2003, role: actress , character name: Herself
• Play in Full Screen Bitter Jester

  2003, role: actress , character name: Herself
• Play in Full Screen 101 Most Shocking Moments in Entertainment

  2003, role: actress , character name: Herself
• Play in Full Screen The 1st 13th Annual Fancy Anvil Award Show Program Special... Live!... in Stereo

  2002, role: actress , character name: Herself
• Play in Full Screen Entertaining the Troops: Bob Hope & the USO

  2002, role: actress , character name: Herself - Co-Star and Friend
• Play in Full Screen The Last Place on Earth

  2002, role: actress , character name: Mrs. Baskin
• Play in Full Screen Hip! Edgy! Quirky!

  2002, role: actress , character name: Mrs. Higgenbothen
• Play in Full Screen Art of Darkness: A Night Gallery Retrospective

  2002, role: actress , character name: Herself
• Play in Full Screen AFI Life Achievement Award: A Tribute to Barbra Streisand

  2001, role: actress , character name: Herself
• Play in Full Screen Kiss My Act

  2001, role: actress , character name: Herself
• Play in Full Screen Everything's Jake

  2000, role: actress , character name: Victoria Pond
• Play in Full Screen Let Me In, I Hear Laughter

  2000, role: actress , character name: Herself
• Play in Full Screen Playboy: The Party Continues

  2000, role: actress , character name: Herself
• Play in Full Screen The Nuttiest Nutcracker

  1999, role: actress , character name: Sugar Plum Fairy
• Play in Full Screen The Debtors

  1999, role: actress
• Play in Full Screen The 20th Century: Yesterday's Tomorrows

  1999, role: actress , character name: Herself

Diller, Phyllis Filmography

• Play in Full Screen Maniac

  1934, role: actress , character name: Mrs. Buckley
• Play in Full Screen Over the Hill to the Poorhouse

  1920, role: actress , character name: Adult Rebecca

Famous quotes by Phyllis Diller:

"You know you're old if they have discontinued your blood type"

"I asked the waiter, 'Is this milk fresh?' He said, 'Lady, three hours ago it was grass"

"What I don't like about office Christmas parties is looking for a job the next day"

"Housework can't kill you, but why take a chance?"

"Most children threaten at times to run away from home. This is the only thing that keeps some parents going."

"Women want men, careers, money, children, friends, luxury, comfort, independence, freedom, respect, love, and a three-dollar pantyhose that won't run."

"Never go to bed mad. Stay up and fight."

"Cleaning your house while your kids are still growing is like shoveling the sidewalk before it stops snowing"

"A smile is a curve that sets everything straight."

"We spend the first twelve months of our children's lives teaching them to walk and talk and the next twelve telling them to sit down and shut up."

"The reason women don't play football is because 11 of them would never wear the same outfit in public."

"Tranquilizers work only if you follow the advice on the bottle - keep away from children."

"A bachelor is a guy who never made the same mistake once."

"My mother-in-law had a pain beneath her left breast. Turned out to be a trick knee."

"I'm eighteen years behind in my ironing."

"I buried a lot of my ironing in the back yard."

"The only time I ever enjoyed ironing was the day I accidentally got gin in the steam iron."

"My cooking is so bad my kids thought Thanksgiving was to commemorate Pearl Harbor."

"Our dog died from licking our wedding picture."

"Burt Reynolds once asked me out. I was in his room."

Phyllis Diller