'Joey Adams' is featured as a movie character in the following productions:

Adams, Joey Filmography

• Play in Full Screen Silent Prey

  1997, role: actor , character name: Himself
• Play in Full Screen Wolf Trap Presents Victor Borge: An 80th Birthday Celebration

  1990, role: actor , character name: Himself
• Play in Full Screen Don't Worry, We'll Think of a Title

  1966, role: actor , character name: 1st Digger
• Play in Full Screen Singing in the Dark

  1956, role: actor , character name: Joey Napoleon
• Play in Full Screen Singing in the Dark

  1956, role: producer
• Play in Full Screen Back That Fact

  1953, role: actor , character name: Host
• Play in Full Screen Ringside

  1949, role: actor , character name: Duke Hensel

Adams, Joey Filmography

• Play in Full Screen Duress

  2009, role: actor , character name: Sam

Adams, Joey Filmography

• Play in Full Screen The Joy of Erotic Massage

  2001, role: director

Famous quotes by Joey Adams:

"A bikini is like a barbed-wire fence. It protects the property without obstructing the view."

"A psychiatrist asks a lot of expensive questions your wife asks for nothing."

"Smack your child every day. If you don't know why - he does."

"If you break 100, watch your golf. If you break 80, watch your business."

"If it weren't for the fact that the TV set and the refrigerator are so far apart, some of us wouldn't get any exercise at all."

"The difference between playing the stock market and the horses is that one of the horses must win."

"Most people play a fair game of golf - If you watch them."

"Bankruptcy is a legal proceeding in which you put your money in your pants pocket and give your coat to your creditors"

"May all your troubles last as long as your New Year's resolutions"

"Never let a fool kiss you, or a kiss fool you."

"Rockefeller once explained the secret of success. 'Get up early, work late - and strike oil.'"

"Do not worry about avoiding temptation. As you grow older it will avoid you."

"Marriage is give and take. You'd better give it to her or she'll take it anyway."

"People are still willing to do an honest day's work. The trouble is they want a week's pay for it."