Kid Cannabis (2014)

Actors: Robert Abramoff (miscellaneous crew), John Stockwell (writer), Alan Pao (producer), Corey Large (actor), John Stockwell (director), John C. McGinley (actor), Corey Large (producer), Ron Perlman (actor), Lochlyn Munro (actor), Amanda Tapping (actress), Paul Johansson (actor), Sean Tyson (actor), Datari Turner (producer), Gordon Bijelonic (producer), Julia Benson (actress),

Genres: Drama,

Racing Stripes (2005)

Actors: Phil Proctor (actor), Frankie Muniz (actor), Joe Pantoliano (actor), Snoop Dogg (actor), Bruce Greenwood (actor), Jeff Foxworthy (actor), Robert Clotworthy (actor), Nicholas Guest (actor), Archie Hahn (actor), Jess Harnell (actor), Steve Harvey (actor), Michael Clarke Duncan (actor), Dustin Hoffman (actor), Joshua Jackson (actor), Michael Rosenbaum (actor),

Plot: In the middle of a raging thunderstorm, a traveling circus accidentally leaves behind some very precious cargo--a baby zebra. The gangly little foal is rescued by horse farmer Nolan Walsh, who takes him home to his young daughter Channing. Once a champion thoroughbred trainer, Walsh has given up horse training for a quiet life with Channing on their modest Kentucky farm. The little zebra, or "Stripes," as Channing calls him, is soon introduced to the farm's misfit troupe of barnyard residents, led by a cranky Shetland Pony named Tucker and Franny, a wise old goat who keeps the family in line. The group is joined by Goose, a deranged big-city pelican who's hiding out in the sticks until the heat dies down in Jersey. The un-aptly named bloodhound Lightening keeps a lazy eye on goings-on at the farm - in between naps. The Walsh farm borders the Turfway Racetrack, where highly skilled thoroughbreds compete for horse racing's top honor, the ultra-prestigious Kentucky Crown. From the first moment Stripes lays eyes on the track, he's hooked--he knows that if he could just get the chance, he could leave all those other horses in the dust. What he doesn't know is--he's not exactly a horse. But with characteristic zeal, he devotes himself to training for the big time, with a little help from Tucker, who has coached a host of champion racehorses in the past.

Keywords: bathroom-humor, boss, circus, covered-bridge, dirt-bike, dog, family-relationships, farm, fart-joke, father-daughter-relationship
Genres: Adventure, Comedy, Drama, Family, Sport,
Taglines: His stripes made him an outcast. His heart made him a hero. Cheer 'til you're horse! Kiss my tail! He's the wrong sort of horse with the right sort of friends. A tail for the whole family.

Quotes:

[from trailer]::Reggie: Well sub-divide me and Kentucky-Fry me!

[from trailer]::Lightning: If that's a race horse, then I'm D-O double-G, baby.

Goose: Just when I thought I was out. They pull me back in!

Goose: All right. Listen up, you glue factory rejects.

Goose: Oh you're good. You are. You are very good.

Goose: You see Rusty the rotatin' rooster up there. He's about to get Goosed.

Goose: You ever try swimming in cement horseshoes.

Goose: Oh... you're funny, but there's only room for one wise guy on this farm.

Goose: You wanna dance? You wanna piece of the Goose? Heeya hiya!

Goose: Jeez! I didn't know the goat was packin'!

Interstate 60: Episodes of the Road (2002)

Actors: Kurt Russell (actor), Amy Smart (actress), Wayne Robson (actor), Michael Rhoades (actor), Christopher Lloyd (actor), Ann-Margret (actress), James Marsden (actor), Chris Cooper (actor), Daniel Kash (actor), John Bourgeois (actor), Art Evans (actor), Michael J. Fox (actor), Gary Oldman (actor), Bob Gale (writer), Bob Gale (producer),

Plot: Neal Oliver is a young artist, but his father doesn't like his choice and wants him to go to Oxford. Everything changes after Neal's meeting with O.W.Grant, who grants exactly one wish per person, as his name suggests. Neal wishes for answers, and so he must travel to the nonexistent Danver by the nonexistent Interstate 60. In this trip he hopes to find the girl of his dreams, following the trail of her photos on the advertising stands along the route. Many encounters await him ahead. Will he receive what he asked for?

Keywords: alternate-dimension, alternative-reality, ambulance-chasing, art, black-comedy, bmw, choice, courtroom, dead-body, death
Genres: Adventure, Comedy, Drama, Fantasy, Mystery, Sci-Fi, Thriller,
Taglines: It began as a wish, became an adventure, and ended as the ultimate road trip. All your answers will be questioned. No rules, no boundaries. Get off on...Interstate 60.

Quotes:

Lynn Linden: What? Something wrong with the way I fucking talk?::Neal Oliver: No, no, no no no... I mean yes. Yes, you make Mike Tyson sound like an Oxford graduate.

Neal Oliver: [voice over] As I said, it all started on my 22nd birthday, specifically here at my traditional birthday lunch. As always my father had picked the restaurant. Attending were the usual suspects: Sally, who my parents actually liked, maybe even more than I did; my dad, Daniel, attorney-at-law; my mom, Marlene, the attorney's wife; and my sister and best friend, Nancy, put on earth by the grace of God to keep me from going insane.

Neal Oliver: [voice over] I worked graveyard shift at a grocery warehouse, filling orders for the trucks to take to the various stores in the morning. I liked it for three reasons: I'd gotten the job on my own, it paid enough that I did not have to ask the old man for cash, and it annoyed Daniel that his son was even working at such a low class job.

Bob Cody: Hey, Bob Cody. I don't drive, and I don't like to hitchhike. When I hitchhike I'm at the mercy of the driver. But when I pay for the ride, I'm the employer and I call the shots. That's how I like it. So you want to work for me?::Neal Oliver: Well, I'm going to Danver. I wouldn't mind making some money.::Bob Cody: Good. I'm going to Renburg. It's on your way. Here's my proposition. You pay for gas, pay for your meals. No alcohol while you're on payroll. I pick the radio stations. I initiate all conversations. I'll pay you $10 cash every hour, and the mileage money when we get to Renburg. In all other matters, you play straight with me, I'll play straight with you. So, do we have a contract?::Neal Oliver: We have a contract.::Bob Cody: So who's my new employee?::Neal Oliver: Neal Oliver.::Bob Cody: Mr. Oliver, you may call me "Mr. Cody" or "sir".::Neal Oliver: You've got it, sir.

Neal Oliver: [voice over] Mr. Cody had rather unique tastes in audio stimulation.::Woman on radio: The choice is clear. The Arion 620, the American-made car for American-made drivers.::Bob Cody: That's a lie. Arion engines are made in Japan.::Man on radio: Kill Signal, the movie everyone's talking about, from Weber Films.::Bob Cody: [laughs] That's another lie. We're not talking about it.::Another man on radio: We're the U.S. post office, and we care.::Bob Cody: Oh! That's the biggest whopper of all.

Valerie McCabe: Valerie McCabe, Yale '91. I've got a special rate for visitors, and I know I can win your case.::Neal Oliver: You don't even know my case.::Valerie McCabe: The Madison case? Nuisance suit. Happens to visitors all the time. Fact is J.J. Madison doesn't even have a cat. He's allergic. I could have it thrown out in no time.::Neal Oliver: Wait, he never had a cat? So, why's he going to sue somebody for it?::Valerie McCabe: Because he can.::Neal Oliver: What?::Valerie McCabe: Every adult citizen of Morlaw is a lawyer, so everybody sues everybody else. It doesn't matter if there's a cause. It's how we ensure that everyone makes a living off their profession.::Neal Oliver: Yeah, but that's insane.::Valerie McCabe: I could sue you for that. You just made a defamatory remark about this town. Hey, are you looking at my legs? I could sue you for that too, sexual harassment.::Neal Oliver: Is there anything you can't sue me for?::Valerie McCabe: Hire me. That way, everything between us is subject to attorney-client privilege. I'm $75 an hour. First hour is free.::Neal Oliver: Well, at least you know my case. All right, you're hired.

Neal Oliver: Okay, so if everyone who lives here is a lawyer, how do you live? I mean, who runs the grocery store? Who does your dry-cleaning? Who fixes the shitter when it breaks?::Valerie McCabe: Well, we all moonlight on the law-related jobs. You know, police, bailiffs, court reporters. But those other, trivial things you mentioned? They're done by people like you awaiting trial. It's the only way they can afford their legal fees.

Valerie McCabe: Fred, Mr. Oliver is a potential fugitive. Lock him up.::Neal Oliver: Lock me up?::Valerie McCabe: Of course. We lawyers have to protect our livelihood.::Neal Oliver: Wait; you can't do this to me. I have rights.::Valerie McCabe: I know you do, Sweetie. I'm here to protect them.

Neal Oliver: I love this highway.

Neal Oliver: [In the scene Ray is showing Neal cards in quick succession and he has to say what suit they are] Did I pass?::Ray: No! [shows Neal the cards] But few people do.::Neal Oliver: Black hearts? Red spades? Come on, that's like cheating.::Ray: Ah, experience has conditioned you into thinking that all hearts are red and all spades are black because their shapes are similar. It's easier for your mind to interpret them based on that past experience instead of being open to the idea they could be different. We see what we expect to see, not necessarily what's really there. Children who have never played cards always pass this test. Makes you wonder how many other things are right in front of you - sights, sounds, smells that you can't experience because you've been conditioned not to. The good news is, if we do the test again, you'll pass. Once you're aware that there can be black hearts and red spades you'll be able to perceive them. Your brain's wiring is like the interstate highway system. It's easier to go from one well-traveled place to another. But the places in between, off the highway, even though they're there, most people zip right past them.::Neal Oliver: Well, that's a cool trick, but there aren't any card games with red spades and black hearts.::Ray: Well, how would you know?

C.B. Hustlers (1976)

Actors: John F. Goff (actor), Stu Segall (director), John Alderman (actor), Uschi Digard (actress), Jacqueline Giroux (actress), Stu Segall (producer), John Alderman (writer), John F. Goff (writer), Bruce Kimball (actor), Richard Kennedy (actor), Janus Blythe (actress), John Tull (actor), Warren Hamilton Jr. (editor), Rochelle Weisberg (producer), Douglas Gudbye (actor),

Genres: Comedy,
Taglines: Hot Vans... C.B. Radios... and the "Hardest Working" Girls You'll Ever Meet!!! These Girls Keep the Shiny Side Up and the Dirty Side Down! Watermelons, Lemons or Prunes Guaranteed Juicy, available at Your Local Truckstop! They'll Blow Your Doors Off!