This is a song by an unknown
Nigerian, in response to the FOKN BOIZ of
Ghana who released a track titled:
Thank God We're Not A
Nigerians!
The artist intends that a dialogue using music, humour, historical and philosophical tones will melt the simmering tension/ envy/ jealousy between Ghanians and Nigerians. Increase the PEACE!
See
Lyrics below:
Thank God We're Not
Ghanaians
Can you imagine Ghanaians abusing
Nigeria, the giant of
Africa, the sunshine, the mountain, and the golf of oil of Africa? Ghana, let us teach you some
English, for there's going to be some diplomatic brouhaha o, if
President Atta Mills doesn't call the
Foka Sibe
Boys to order
Which country in the world calls their friends "
Charlie" and names all their men after weekdays and weekends, Kwado (Monday) Kwabena (Tuesday) Kwaku (Wednesday) Yau (Thursday)
Kofi (Friday),
Kwame (Saturday), Kwesi (Sunday)? Una too much o
And you are so laid back, you don't even know, look at every bank around you, it is
UBA, ECO-Bank and
Zenith bank. Your mobile phones are routed through
Lagos,
MTN,
Vodafone,
Tigo and whatever! Charlie, Thank God we are not Ghanaians o
See your president worships in Lagos, pays tithes to
Synagogue, even your under-something football team relies on
Pastor T.B Joshua to win the world cup because there is no God in Ghana. Charlie, thank God I'm not a
Ghanaian o
When was the last time Ghana had a national team after
Abedi Pele and
Tony Yeboah started hawking spicy Rob
and puff-puff. Charlie, thank God we are not Ghanaians o
Instead of getting down on
Amala, Pounded yams and orisirishi, you eat burnt rice three times a day and call it a funky name "Wache" as if we won't understand
...Thank God we are not Ghanaians
Since Fela left Ghana you only knew how to sing old highlife and wedding songs, who marries with a
Ghanaian music anymore anyways... Thank God we are not Ghanaians
Remember Nigerians created
Nollywood, but Ghanaians are stuck trying to create something, should we call it "Nannawood?" with the same characters- kofi, nana, kwabena and
Elizabeth...you can't even get near any wood, Charlie, thank God I'm not a Ghanaian o
And why did
Obama come here and didn't spend a second night, was it because
Accra was too boring??? Thank God we are not Ghanaians.
Please if you can't afford three-piece Nigerian agbada stop wearing the black and white stripe school uniform and call it a national attire, afterall you have discovered oil, please dress better,
OK. Charlie, thank God we are not Ghanaians.
Our traditional rulers are cruising around in
Bentley,
Mercedes Benz, and
BMW but yours are still hanging on wooden limos, Charlie, thank God we are not Ghanaians
We know you love to do 419 but tell me who will send you money when you send a dead chicken by FedEx in the name of Sakawa... Thank God we're not Ghanaians o
Brothers, make una show some respect to the big brother next door, otherwise we will ask
Lagosians to move over to Accra and overrun the place...
And as Fela taught, Fefe n'efe ntina obaa tu amirika a, ense na nofona yese, ebete ato ntia, ebete ato ntio, ebeti aton ti, abeti atontia, ebeti atonti, ebeti atonti e, ebeti atonti
Make una warn unaself o, na condition way make crayfish bend
- published: 23 Aug 2011
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