Pretty God

Edit

HUMOR COLUMN: Is there detention in Sunday school?

The Morganton News Herald 04 Nov 2021

You’ll thank me or hunt me down to kill meor maybe both ... So you might say Sunday school is in my blood — or at least my bowels ... But after doing it for 18 years, I’m pretty sure it’s a spiritual gag gift, and God has enjoyed every minute of it ... (Everyone always did.) ... Moments like these only strengthen my firm belief that God has a keen sense of humor ... .

Edit

Opinion: Life beyond the gaze

Daily Emerald 04 Nov 2021

I would straighten unruly curls and smear foundation over puberty-induced pimples before school, and I would walk home from the bus stop and cry until the moon came out so I could look to the stars and say, “God, will it always be like this?”. “God, will I ever be pretty?”. I admit I was a bit melodramatic back then ... The only difference being this.

Edit

Prep Spotlight Maddy May, D.H. Conley volleyball

Reflector 04 Nov 2021

Maddy May is a senior volleyball player at D.H. Conley High School who was named the Most Valuable Player of last year’s Class 3A state championship match ... Q ... A. I started with rec ball at age 10 ... Q ... A ... Q ... I’m pretty sure my dad told me that. Outside of volleyball, my family has always told me to put God first in every area of my life including volleyball ... .

Edit

Brandon Boyd of Incubus: 'Jeff Buckley to me was my first experience of a Western ...

Music News 03 Nov 2021

Even the circumstances coming into it were pretty radically different for us ... He had this Greek God thing ... He can sing like a Greek God, but he can also scream like some underground Japanese punk situation and have the best of those both worlds in one vessel is pretty remarkable.

Edit

Is there detention in Sunday school?

Red Bluff Daily News 03 Nov 2021

You’ll thank me or hunt me down to kill me or maybe both ... So you might say Sunday school is in my blood – or at least my bowels ... But after doing it for 18 years, I’m pretty sure it’s a spiritual gag gift, and God has enjoyed every minute of it ... (Everyone always did.) ... Moments like these only strengthen my firm belief that God has a keen sense of humor.

Edit

Keep your shades handy: Rougher offense is plenty young and has a high ceiling

Muskogee Phoenix 03 Nov 2021

“For the immediate future,” he said Tuesday, “I think everyone’s pretty excited.” ... “I just attended my granddaughter’s 14th birthday and just the thought of anyone that age playing the Greenwoods, Booker T Washingtons and Bixbys at this point is pretty frightening when I think of it, but how he’s handled that has been impressive,” Risenhoover said.

Edit

Ed Sheeran: 'I think the harder you work the luckier you get'

Music News 02 Nov 2021

... you feel, you know, I listen to something like The Marshall Maters LP or the Slim Shady LP and it's pretty f***** heavy but they felt it, and you listen to it and you’re like “Oh my God, I believe you.” But that's what you want to hear and you want to hear unfiltered artists.

Edit

Not the time to fire nurses

Castanet 01 Nov 2021

Re. Beverly Ryder’s letter Yes to health worker vax (Castanet, October 29) ... I am willing to bet that God forbid this were to happen, you would have a change of heart pretty quickly and gladly accept treatment from any unvaccinated health care worker willing to assist ... A fun fact to ponder on Oct. 26, 2020, we had 207 new cases. On Oct ... Hmmm. ... ....

Edit

Madison Prewett: It would take ‘Godly men’ for me to rejoin ‘Bachelor’ franchise

New York Post 30 Oct 2021

“Listen, it would take a whole lot of Godly men for me to turn my head and be like, ‘Oh, OK!’” Prewett said while discussing her faith-focused memoir, “Made for This Moment ... “I would have to feel pretty confident of what I would be stepping into and also feel like it was where God was leading me.”.

Edit

Halloween? Don’t get me started

The Times/The Sunday Times 30 Oct 2021

... going-home-from-work darkness for pretty much five months ... God knows, I adore being in bed, especially now my wife and I have made the switch to winter duvet.

Edit

Graves: Is there detention in Sunday school?

Longview News-Journal 30 Oct 2021

You’ll thank me — or hunt me down to kill me — maybe both ... So you might say Sunday school is in my blood — or at least my bowels ... But after doing it for 18 years, I’m pretty sure it’s a spiritual gag gift, and God has enjoyed every minute of it ... (Everyone did.). Moments like these only strengthen my firm belief that God has a keen sense of humor ... Amen!.

Edit

Obituary: Gaile Irene Coley Palmer

Williamson Herald 30 Oct 2021

Gaile Irene Coley Palmer, age 72 of Franklin, passed away Oct. 27, 2021 ... and Helma Coley ... Family was number one with her ... I told her that she couldn’t go to Walker because I went there and she was pretty and I would know her if she went there ... God gave me the perfect wife and I was blessed to have known her for 55 years and married to her for 51 ... South.

Edit

DCP EP. 87 Black Witches: Blue Telusma

The Grio 29 Oct 2021

And it’s gotten pretty volatile and nasty ... Again, that is a conversation for you and your therapist, and that is a conversation for you and your God or whoever you choose to believe in ... I’m like, God made me gay ... So we would, you know, it’s like, “Oh, thank God,” and you say your grace and then that was pretty much it.

Edit

Ed Sheeran’s most surprising revelations on Equals album from marriage with Cherry to insecurities

Metro UK 29 Oct 2021

Ed’s new album Equals is a love letter to wife Cherry (Picture. Getty Images, Instagram, @teddysphotos) ... ‘I listen to something like The Marshall Mathers LP or the Slim Shady LP and it’s pretty f***** heavy but they felt it, and you listen to it and you’re like “Oh my God, I believe you” ... He sings ... In one of the song’s most revealing verses, he sings.

Edit

Jorge R. Gutiérrez & Sandra Equihua Discuss Creating Netflix’s Maya and the Three

Coming Soon 28 Oct 2021

“But everything changes when the gods of the underworld arrive and announce that Maya’s life is forfeit to the God of War — a price she must pay for her family’s secret past. If Maya refuses, the whole world will suffer the gods’ vengeance ... I swear to God, yeah ... We get to see all these gods and goddesses ... It was pretty cool.