Musical tribute to the
UK's Teletext service.
Lyrics:
Page 100, first page
A line on the weather and news of the day
Go, go to the index to find your way
Or press 151 to go play
Bamboozle the quiz, be a fasttext whiz
Answer questions too hard for the kids
At the end of the ride, check what's on tonight
Use page 410 and the TV guide
Red button talks about Eastenders
But the page number has its own agenda
'
Return to Sender', must be
Planet Sound
Elvis is a hound is what's passed down by
(Chrous)
Teletext, just coloured blocks
Arranged in a way that blew your socks
Whether cartoons or info or viewers moans
You could always rely on feeling at home
With Teletext, much more than a clock
Like the internet, but in a school of hard knocks
Now it's down in the locker with old
Davy Jones
It'll still be running ads for personal loans
Now
Ceefax, that's
BBC One
It was Teletext but austerely done
Page 511, that's
Newsround
Kids stick around to see what's gone down
They flicked back five to find the teens
And the rivalry between
Backchat and Megazine
It's almost a sport like page
300
Pages for the local team for those who wondered
Who's bought and sold, who got a little old
Can't play in the game cos he's got a little cold
Clubcall adverts glued all around
Cos one you dialed you couldn't put it down
Chorus
Now
ITV, somewhat a middle ground
TV & sport but no kids to be found
But you could go away, buy, buy a holiday
Then turn to 190 and plan your way
Wherever you were, 600 had you covered
But only if your mind was a
Mother Hubbard cupboard
Out of sync, out of steam, like the after hours pages
Where you could find personals for all gender ranges
Sex pages would say you're getting some tonight
But only if you tune to the film on
Channel 5
Enjoy it cos tommorow they won't be there
5000 pages that didn't have a prayer
And then, on one fateful day
15/12/09, the beast was slain
Now it's moved online, its not quite the same
Websites have never been as quite as much a pain as
Chorus x2
Picture refs:
http://teletext.mb21.co.uk/
http://al.robotfuzz.com/~al/teletext/bbc1/19961225/
http://al.robotfuzz.com/~al/teletext/c4/19950428/
http://www.ceefax.tv/
http://pixelispower.blogspot.com/
Some Bamboozle! from:
http://www.ukgameshows.com/ukgs/Bamboozle!
Lose page from:
http://cynicalscribble.wordpress.com/2009/12/
Early ceefax
http://www.pembers.freeserve.co.uk/Teletext/
Photographs.html
Backchat pages from:
http://users.telenet.be/bartvanneste/ceefax/ceefax
.htm
ITV sport page from:
http://www.rotherhamunited-mad.co.uk/feat/edy8/millersmad__teletext_19th_aug_235578/index
.shtml
Misc from cwilliams06's photostream:
http://www.flickr.com/photos/16246845@
N02/with/4013892962/
"sexytext" from:
http://drx.a-blast.org
Planet Sound reviews from:
http://www.immortalsoon.co.uk/pages/info/press.html
http://www.thecubanboys.co.uk
Music is the
R&B; remix of
Will Smith's
Switch
- published: 03 Dec 2011
- views: 10087