Clutch (2013)

Actors: Ralph Clemente (producer), Travis Bell (producer), Wilmore Fowler (producer), Wilmore Fowler (actor), Kate Nelmes (producer), Sierra Leone Goins (miscellaneous crew), Del Marco Arlando (actor), Seth Cotton (producer), Seth Cotton (actor), Seth Cotton (writer), Seth Cotton (writer), Seth Cotton (director), Aamira Nidia Browne (miscellaneous crew), Jason Ronquillo (actor), David Consolo (editor),

Plot: Clutch is a short film about a regular guy who is plagued with the uncontrollable power to make weapons appear and disappear at the worst random times. All he wants to do is hang out with his friends, but instead, he starts hurting them on accident. Watch his journey as he tries to control his powers and use them for good. Will he ever accomplish his monumental goal?

Genres: Action, Comedy, Short,
Taglines: What The F...

Shmagreggie Saves the World (2012)

Actors: Lori Grabowski (miscellaneous crew), Gregory Hobson (editor), Sean McNamara (director), Sean McNamara (producer), Tim Russ (actor), Brian Palermo (actor), Phil Abrams (actor), Tucker Albrizzi (actor), Matthew Gumley (actor), Mary Kay Kelly (producer), Jason Shubb (producer), Amy Gibbons (producer), Ryan A. Markle (miscellaneous crew), Chuck Hurley (miscellaneous crew), Anthony Lucca (miscellaneous crew),

Genres: Family,

Low-Carb Lifestyle (2012)

Actors: David Otero (director), David Otero (writer), David Otero (producer), Vanessa Bontea (actress), Courtney Cavanagh (actress), Natalie Gee (actress), Eric Blank (editor), Eric Blank (producer), Nick Leader (producer), Eric Blank (writer), Nick Leader (writer), Jerii Aquino (actor), Juan Guerrero (actor), Jeffery Nieves (producer), Victoria Bartley (actor),

Genres: Comedy, Romance, Short,

Digest the Second Movie (2006)

Actors: Paul Cuminale (actor), Paul Cuminale (director), Paul Cuminale (editor), Paul Cuminale (producer), Paul Cuminale (writer), Zach Warren (actor), Dan Perry (actor), Vince Sbarra (producer), Vincent Sbarra (actor), Alex Campagna (actor), Mike DeBole (actor), Cory Gomez (actor), Joe Nicodemi (actor), Otis Bradshaw (actor), Ben Scott (actor),

Genres: Action, Adventure, Comedy, Sci-Fi, Short,
Taglines: This Spring, Get DIGESTED!

Tin Men (1987)

Actors: Richard Portnow (actor), Mark Johnson (producer), Barbara Hershey (actress), John Mahoney (actor), Bruno Kirby (actor), Barry Levinson (writer), J.T. Walsh (actor), Seymour Cassel (actor), Alan Blumenfeld (actor), Danny DeVito (actor), Richard Dreyfuss (actor), Michael Tucker (actor), Matt Craven (actor), Barry Levinson (director), Deirdre O'Connell (actress),

Plot: One step short of larceny, the aluminum siding salesmen in this movie sell their wares, compete with each other, and engage in a lot of great dialog. Tin Men focuses on the rivalry between BB Babowsky and Ernest Tilley. At the same time, the end of small world of which they are kings looms near as a government probe investigates their industry.

Keywords: 1960s, adultery, aluminium-siding, baltimore-maryland, car-accident, competing-businesses, government-hearing, revenge, salesman, seduction
Genres: Comedy, Drama,
Taglines: The Year - 1963. Selling the American Dream is a risky, funny business - you could wind up paying with your wife! The American Dream Changes. The People Who Sell It Don't.

Quotes:

Bill Babowsky: [into the phone] Hey, asshole! This is the ultimate "fuck you"! I just poked your wife!::Ernest Tilley: [into the phone] What are you talking about?::Bill Babowsky: Yeah, she's in my bed right now with a very big smile on her face.::Ernest Tilley: Well, that's just fine by me. She's a pain in the ass! An albatross around my neck! You're welcome to her. Keep her, and may you both rot in Hell! [hangs up]

Bill Babowsky: Are you a Lunatic? Are you tellin' me that you didn't see me comin' out of this lot? There's a red light there for cryin' out loud! You're supposed to stop!

Sam: 'Bonanza' is not an accurate depiction of the west.

Sam: You notice Little Joe never says "Hey Pa, I'm gonna go into town to get a piece of ass"?

Nora Tilley: If we went on a picnic it would be fun.::Ernest Tilley: I don't understand a picnic. We go someplace, we put a thing on the ground and eat.::Nora Tilley: Yeah, it's nice to do that.::Ernest Tilley: Why? I don't get it. It's better sittin' in front of the TV.::Nora Tilley: I happen to think there's somethin' nice about a picnic. It's fun.::Ernest Tilley: What's fun about it? Ants get in the food - there's bees. I don't get it. You have to drive - it takes you maybe an hour to get there. And then whataya do? You sit on the grass and eat. Why is that fun?

Sam: You know when I saw 'Bonanza' the other day, something occurred to me.::Ernest Tilley: Eh?::Sam: Ya got these four guys living on the Ponderosa and ya never hear them say anything about wanting to get laid.::Ernest Tilley: Huh.::Sam: I mean ya never hear Hoss say to Little Joe, "I had such a hard-on when I woke up this morning."::Ernest Tilley: No, no, no...::Sam: They don't talk about broads - nothing. Ya never hear Little Joe say, "Hey, Hoss, I went to Virginia City and I saw a girl with the greatest ass I've ever seen in my life." They just walk around the Ponderosa: "Yes, Pa, where's Little Joe?" Nothin' about broads. I don't think I'm being too picky. But, if at least once, they talked about getting horny. I don't care if you live on the Ponderosa or right here in Baltimore, guys talk about getting laid. I'm beginning to think that show doesn't have too much realism.

Sam: [Sam and Tilley go out to bar to celebrate a sale that Tilley has made to break a long dry spell] You know, Tilley, I'm beginning to believe in God.::Ernest Tilley: Yeah me too!::Sam: No, you don't know what I mean. I'm beginning to think about God more.::Ernest Tilley: What, you were never one of those atheists, were you?::Sam: No, I'm not sayin' that. It's just that I'm beginning to give God more thought.::Ernest Tilley: What, did you have some kind of religious experience or something.::Sam: Well, yeah, the other day I took the wife to lunch, we went and has some smorgasboard, and it just kinda happened.::Ernest Tilley: [Gags for a second at this] At the smorg... you found God at the smorgasboard?::Sam: Well, yeah, I'm looking at all this food, I see all these vegetables, and I think, all these things came outta the ground. I see tomatoes, outta the ground, carrots, outta the ground, radishes outta the ground. And I think, all of these things come outta the ground. And I'm just talkin' about the vegetables, I haven't gotten to the fruits yet. And I think, how can that be? How can all these things come outta the ground? With all these things comin' outta the ground, there must be a God.

Bill Babowsky: I'm gonna get this guy. Just for the fun of it!

Ernest Tilley: If Mr. Merengue wants to play, we'll play!

Ernest Tilley: Ok, Mr. Merengue, let's dance!

Diner (1982)

Actors: Barry Levinson (director), Kevin Bacon (actor), Ellen Barkin (actress), Barry Levinson (writer), Mickey Rourke (actor), Jerry Weintraub (producer), Michael Tucker (actor), Tim Daly (actor), Mark Johnson (producer), Daniel Stern (actor), Paul Reiser (actor), Steve Guttenberg (actor), Kevin King (miscellaneous crew), Gloria Gresham (costume designer), Alan Jacques (miscellaneous crew),

Plot: 5 guys in their 20's spend most of their time hanging out in a Diner. It's Christmas time in 1959, and the guys all begin to think it's about time they went about their lives without the comfort of the 'diner'.

Keywords: 1950s, altar-boy, baltimore-colts, baltimore-maryland, beauty-parlor, bet, billiards, black-and-white-television, boyfriend-girlfriend-relationship, brother-brother-relationship
Genres: Comedy, Drama,
Taglines: Suddenly, life was more than french fries, gravy and girls. What they wanted most wasn't on the menu.

Quotes:

Shrevie: Ok, now ask me what's on the flip side.::Beth: Why?::Shrevie: Just, just ask me what's on the flip side, OK?::Beth: What is on the flip side?::Shrevie: Hey, Hey, Hey, 1958. Specialty Records. [Beth nods blankly] See? You don't ask me things like that, do you? No! You never ask me what's on the flip side.::Beth: No! Because I don't give a shit. Shrevie, who cares about what's on the flip side about the record?::Shrevie: I do! Every one of my records means something! The label, the producer, the year it was made. Who was copying whose style... who's expanding on that, don't you understand? When I listen to my records they take me back to certain points in my life, OK? Just don't touch my records, ever! You! The first time I met you? Modell's sister's high school graduation party, right? 1955. And Ain't That A Shame was playing when I walked into the door!

Timothy Fenwick, Jr.: All I did was I parked the car on a nice lonely road, I looked at her, and I said fuck or fight.

Timothy Fenwick, Jr.: Do you ever get the feeling that there's something going on that we don't know about?

Edward Eddie Simmons: You're dealing with a rational girl; that's your problem.

Modell: You know what word I'm not comfortable with? Nuance. It's not a real word. Like gesture. Gesture's a real word. With gesture you know where you stand. But nuance? I don't know. Maybe I'm wrong.

Billy: I'll hit you so hard, I'll kill your whole family.

Fenwick: Definitely the smile of the week!

Beth: That's very mature, Fenwick.::Fenwick: Fuck mature!

Fenwick (to Boogie): The only hand on your pecker is going to be your own!

Carol Heathrow: [about his penis] It just pushed the flaps open?::Boogie: It's Ripley's, I'm telling you.