Contest Luke, Matthew, John and Mark II, chupa chups!
Remember a glorious day where the forces of cobagitation came together and celebrated in the glory that was a creative upwelling of color, font and heavily armed bonobos? Yes, dear readers, our first header contest was a high point in the lifetime of this web log. And before its life can be snuffed out, we will vainly try to regain this glory. The entries are below. We will keep voting closed as an entire other post is required to explain our voting rules, which fulsome will screw up or at least violate in spirit. I cannot wait for his show trial. Entries will be accepted up to, during and after voting has closed. Entries received after voting has closed have a mathematically low probability of winning. Click headers for larger views.
UPDATE!! Mock up of MECHA-EMU, pending fish’s OK, it is Entry 12:
Entry 1: KHAN!!! Kidding, Kane. Hey, why hasn’t anyone whipped up any Montalban? From tigrismus. This one needs a second shot because it was somehow marginalized earlier.
Entry 2: Chickety check! From tigrismus.
Entry 3: Gefiltepork. Yum. From tigrismus.
Entry 4: Chuckles jealousy generator (I think Noto stole Chuckie’s thunder). From Notochord.
Entry 5: Hee. UC style from fish.
Entry 6: Cheney cockblocks the world. From fish.
Entry 7: Mooooooooooooooooooo-buhSQWACK!!!! From Clif.
Entry 8: Top Gump Cake. From Clif.
Entry 9: Three B vs. Three E, no contest. From almostinfamous.
Entry 10: Munch! From “The Cobagitator.”
Entry 11: It Girl! From “The Cobagitator.”
I vote, of course, for entries 7 and 8. If some chundermuffin has made up the voting rules such that I can’t vote for myself, then I cast all my votes for all the entries equally. Or if I can’t do that, I vote for the first entrant who votes for me. If none of the above are possible, than I say GFY!
Mecha-emus?
Mecha-emus would be frigging sweet.
Normally, sequels are supposed to be pale imitations of the original, but I think Header Contest II: Electric Boogaloo surpasses the original.
Every one made me laugh, but #3 Gifiltepork made me laugh the loudest.
FISH!
It has been misplaced!
Please send again!
I knew something was dreadfully wrong.
You mean there really are mecha-emus?
Sweeeeeet.
Golly gee this is the bestest header contest in the whole wide world
Well, bestest that doesn’t include mine. But then I am a loser because I failed to finish(start) mine on time due to lack of photoshop. MS Paint has been determined to be startingly deficient.
Because America is all about pre-emption, and because rules are too close to laws, which interfere with the decidin’, and because democracy is all about taking a great leap forward over the voting process, and because I’ve kidnapped all the rules committee members’ children and threatened to feed them to Jeff Goldstein and Deb Frisch when they have their annual secret tryst at the Spiro Agnew Memorial Love Shack in Vail*, and because I’ve taken over the brains of the co(de)bags programming the voting machines with my mind control lasers**, I am making a precognitive, black-ops, multi-spectrum, quasi-lateral, offsides, no backsies, Droopy Hare Australian rules curling balloting system, absentee butterfly vote for #5 in the interest of making UC’s keyboard soggy.
* That’s Vail, Iowa.
** And my mind control lasers are better than your mind control lasers.***
*** Although if your mind control lasers really were good, I would believe that, wouldn’t I?
Aaaah, I love all the new headers – in particular I like numbers 8, 3, and 12.
On the road right now, but I will get you the properly proportioned one next week. The spirit of the header is captured in the one you put up…
Not that it matters ’cause notochord hit one out of the park!!!