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February 6 is the 37th day of the year in the Gregorian calendar. There are 328 days remaining until the end of the year (329 in leap years).
William "Bill" Maher, Jr. ( /ˈmɑːr/; born January 20, 1956) is an American stand-up comedian, television host, political commentator, author, and actor. Before his current role as the host of HBO's Real Time with Bill Maher, Maher hosted a similar late-night talk show called Politically Incorrect originally on Comedy Central and later on ABC.
Maher is known for his political satire and sociopolitical commentary, which targets a wide swath of topics including religion, politics, bureaucracies of many kinds, political correctness, the mass media, greed among people and persons in positions of high political and social power, and the lack of intellectual curiosity in the electorate. He supports the legalization of marijuana and same-sex marriage, and serves on the board of PETA. He is also a critic of religion and is an advisory board member of Project Reason, a foundation to promote scientific knowledge and secular values within society. In 2005, Maher ranked at number 38 on Comedy Central's 100 greatest stand-up comedians of all time. Bill Maher received a Hollywood Walk of Fame star on September 14, 2010.
Kobe Bean Bryant (born August 23, 1978) is an American professional basketball player who plays shooting guard for the Los Angeles Lakers of the National Basketball Association (NBA). Bryant enjoyed a successful high school basketball career at Lower Merion High School, where he was recognized as the top high school basketball player in the country. He decided to declare his eligibility for the NBA Draft upon graduation, and was selected with the 13th overall pick in the 1996 NBA Draft by the Charlotte Hornets, then traded to the Los Angeles Lakers. As a rookie, Bryant earned himself a reputation as a high-flyer and a fan favorite by winning the 1997 Slam Dunk Contest.
Bryant and Shaquille O'Neal led the Lakers to three consecutive NBA championships from 2000 to 2002. A heated feud between the duo and a loss in the 2004 NBA Finals was followed by O'Neal's trade from the Lakers after the 2003–04 season. Following O'Neal's departure Bryant became the cornerstone of the Los Angeles Lakers franchise. He led the NBA in scoring during the 2005–06 and 2006–07 seasons, setting numerous scoring records in the process. In 2006, Bryant scored a career-high 81 points against the Toronto Raptors, the second most points scored in a single game in NBA history, second only to Wilt Chamberlain's 100-point game in 1962. He was awarded the regular season's Most Valuable Player Award (MVP) in 2008. After losing in the 2008 NBA Finals, Bryant led the Lakers to two consecutive championships in 2009 and 2010, earning the NBA Finals MVP Award on both occasions.
I'm a professional
I'm a professional
I'm a professional...
[Top Dog]
You must be blind and deaf
To think that you can test
Originoo Gunn Clappz 2 to yo chest
(Pumm! Pumm! )
May the buddha bless you where they rest you
Underground, where you hear the sound
BUCKTOWN!
Home where we roam
Pack mad chrome
So niggas watch your dome-piece
Or you just might just catch 2 shots to your motherfuckin head
Batty bwoy gwan dead
[Ruck]
Time for some action
Dick in yo mouth satisfaction
I pull it out you breathe again like Toni Braxton
I'm askin niggas, but I'm blastin niggas
Yo we pass dem niggas, so the Ruck just laugh at niggas
My mind ills off rhyme skills and nine mills
So I'll drill styles that keep the mine filled
Blunts get smoked and chumps get choked
When they try to quote the notes that B-I-G Ruck wrote
So ah make way for the master blaster
Who blast past bastards, cuz my shit's mastered, uh
[Chorus:]
BLAH! like this
BLAH! like that
The Heltah, the Skeltah, the Gunn, the Clappaz
BLAH! like this
BLAH! like that
The Heltah, the Skeltah, the Gunn, the Clappaz
BLAH! like this
BLAH! like that
The Heltah, the Skeltah, the Gunn, the Clappaz
[Louieville Sluggah]
Well it's the Louieville Sluggah motherfucka
Straight outta Bucktown!
Word to mother, shit is real fuckin' with this crowd
Times is hard, niggas do need a bodyguard
To block the body scars, Bootcamp always stand in charge
I brings the beef to the biggest of them bigger niggas
All them bigger niggas scared to death of all us little niggas
And Smif(Smif) to the Wessun(Wessun) got our backs
So nigga grab ya gat, cuz you could catch a head clap
Slap the nigga face up and down, take the smile off ya face
Or catch 2 strays straight to ya face
You punk pussy, you's a rookie
I'ma play your ass like a hot day of hookie, so push me
I'll stomp ya face, put a boot in the place of ya front tooth
The truth you shoulda let loose
[Chorus]
[Rock]
Ayo, go get your boys
Tell 'em bring the noise if ya want want it
(Fuck dem niggas! )
Try and run up on this nigga that stay blunted
That nigga Rock still livin' I'll
I will kill at will
And fill you up from yo gut to yo grill
(Tell em sam, tell em sam)
Nah, man that be my grandpops
I slam cops for Glocks
And buck shots all over your block
I can't believe there really be non-believers
Who wanna see the Rock give 'em Growing Pains like Mike Seaver
(Nah mean)
Mr. Inflicksta will jack ya, rollin with the Originoo Gunn Clappaz
So act up, we strapped
(WHAT! )
Boot Camp's thick in this bitch
Guard ya melon or catch a swellin from some old stiff shit
[Starang]
Niggas get crushed into dust, they can feel the wrath plus
Fuck around and get that ass bust
Standin in the back ya wondered and ya frightened
Fuckin with the Starang ya face the thunder and the lightnin
Awesome, tossin' niggas like Steve Austin
Niggas get baked like beans that's straight from Boston
And my Glocks make shit hot, cops get
More nervous than Thursdays on the Box
And every now and then a sucka trys to attack
Heltah Skeltah plays the front, Gunn Clappaz in the back
So act, like you want the Mac to ya grill
Embrace my face it's kill or be killed
[Chorus]
Like this like this like this like this like this like that
It's the Heltah Skeltah Gunn Clappaz