A Window on the World
A porthole is a boat, a boat a ship of life. Tossed upon the seas of life am I, watching from my porthole boat. A boat, a boat. A boataboat. Putt putt putt putt putt.
Dog Reporter
Beppppp. Bep bep bep. Here is my paper note pad and here is my pen, in my mouth along with the note pad. Hello I’m here for the interview. A real professional, live on the scene.
Kill That Hoopla
Woot! Have you heard someone say this? Woot! (they say). Lordy, lordy.
Oh, Gifts?
O cummm, all ye faithfulllll. Cummm cummm cummm, it's Christmas.
I'm the Wild West Type
If I had a cowboy hat, what would be inside? Nothing but a furry dome—and a mouse that likes to ride!
Say No to Ebola
I would like to tell you a story, about a friend. A story? An elegy, perhaps. A friend? A soul. As fly as mine own when I'm getting all that static electricity nonstop.
Breathing
Fly! Heart roaming thru the heaven's subtle firmament. Soar! Onrushing fervor in my verisimilitude.
I Ate an Apple
The bump on my tongue is not just the end, of my tongue. It is the beginning— dash dash dash! Of a story.- - - -
Cereal In My Mouth
I would not say that the cereal in the box was given to me. What I would say is that, through a series of events, I came to have access to the cereal in the box.
Imagine If You Were In a Volcano
When I look into a fire... I feel hypnotize.
Crated and Obliterated
I like a dead bird. I like a live bird. Any kind of bird is allowed to hang out with me.
No Shades, Baby
Tony. Tony? Tony! Tony. Tony! Tony.
The Best Friend Song
The sissko kid, was a friend of minnnnne. Hey! Sisssssko kid, was a friend of mine. Hey! Who is that kid? If you don't know, he's my friend. Sing that tune!
Heck on That
Urrrrrggggh. Sometimes if you eat a bug your stomach says: no thank you, I don't want that.
Trees, The Kings of the Sky Above
I think that I shall never see/ A poem, lovely as a tree
Is It Time?
Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Over here. Over here. Over here. Right here. Hi.
Trepidation
Do you think that you are the only one who can tell a story? That is just not true. I have a story to tell.
Rollin'
Shoop. Ssshhhhoo boop. Shoo boop, de boop shoo boop. Hello. Didn't see you there. Do you want to sit on a pillow? I am singing my jam.
Read a Book
Capital in the Twenty-First Century, by Thomas Piketty. Belknap Press, 685 pp. Tastes like dry paper.
Party Time
Is life a party? I don't know.
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