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An excerpt from Jack Handey's new book The Stench of Honolulu.
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I was driving home the other day, flipping through the radio stations and I noticed something that sounded like the unique thoughts of Jack Handey. If you don't know who he is, you should! He wrote many short stories of deep thoughts he has had for Saturday Night Live, and they were usually pretty damn funny.
Anyway, I ended up taking down the name of the radio station and found a recording of what I heard on there web site. I then typed it out then threw it into this video that somewhat resembles what they used to do on SNL. Yea I know its kind of shotty, but I did this while attempting to do the least amount of work possible. Hope you like it, and sorry for the poor grammar.
Jack Handey's web site:
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Studio 360 -- Radio Program I was listening to.
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- published: 31 Oct 2006
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New Mexicans are rallying against cruel wildlife management; Renowned humorist and former Saturday Night Live writer Jack Handey speaks out against expanded cougar trapping. Visit StopCougarTrapping.org for more on this important issue.
- published: 11 Aug 2015
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Jack Handey (born 25 February 1949) is an American humorist. He is best known for his Deep Thoughts, a large body of surrealistic one-liner jokes, as well as his "Fuzzy Memories" and "My Big Thick Novel" shorts.
DMCA Note: We've been requested by Jack Handey and his lawyers to remove Jack Hendey's quotes and his photo from from this page. We've complied with their demand and decided to post alternative "Deep Thoughts: Not By Jack Handey" from Children that were asked to imitate Deep Thoughts by Jack Handey. We actually think these are so much better than the originals - Enjoy!
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One minute filler video created for Jack Handy in 2001. Artwork: Robert Fontanelli
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Jack Handey's deep thoughts on flying back through time. Aired 01/16/93
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Jack Handey (born 25 February 1949) is an American humorist. He is best known for his Deep Thoughts by Jack Handey, a large body of surrealistic one-liner jokes, as well as his "Fuzzy Memories" and "My Big Thick Novel" shorts. Although many people assume otherwise, Handey is a real person, not a pen name or character.
Handey was born in San Antonio, Texas, in 1949. His family later moved to El Paso, Texas, where Handey attended Eastwood High School (where he was editor of Sabre, the school newspaper) and the University of Texas at El Paso.
Handey's earliest writing job was for a newspaper, the San Antonio Express-News. He lost the job, in his words, after writing "an article that offended local car dealerships". His first comic writing was with comedian Steve Martin. According to Martin, Handey got a job writing for Saturday Night Live after Martin introduced Handey to the show's creator, Lorne Michaels. For several years Handey worked on other television projects: the Canadian sketch series Bizarre in 1980; the 1980 TV special Steve Martin: Comedy Is Not Pretty; and Lorne Michaels' short-lived sketch show on NBC called The New Show in 1984. Handey returned to Saturday Night Live in 1985 as a writer and co-producer.
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I was driving home the other day, flipping through the radio stations and I noticed something that sounded like the unique thoughts of Jack Handey. If you don't know who he is, you should! He wrote many short stories of deep thoughts he has had for Saturday Night Live, and they were usually pretty damn funny. Anyway, I ended up taking down the name of the radio station and found a recording of what I heard on there web site. I then typed it out then threw it into this video that somewhat resembles what they used to do on SNL. Yea I know its kind of shotty, but I did this while attempting to do the least amount of work possible. Hope you like it, and sorry for the poor grammar. Jack Handey's web site: deepthoughtsbyjackhandey.com/ Studio 360 -- Radio Program I was listening to. www.studio360.org/ -
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New Mexicans are rallying against cruel wildlife management; Renowned humorist and former Saturday Night Live writer Jack Handey speaks out against expanded cougar trapping. Visit StopCougarTrapping.org for more on this important issue. -
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Jack Handey (born 25 February 1949) is an American humorist. He is best known for his Deep Thoughts, a large body of surrealistic one-liner jokes, as well as his "Fuzzy Memories" and "My Big Thick Novel" shorts. DMCA Note: We've been requested by Jack Handey and his lawyers to remove Jack Hendey's quotes and his photo from from this page. We've complied with their demand and decided to post alternative "Deep Thoughts: Not By Jack Handey" from Children that were asked to imitate Deep Thoughts by Jack Handey. We actually think these are so much better than the originals - Enjoy! KEYWORDS Jack Handey Deep Thoughts, jenna, marbles, mourey, kesha, ke$ha, gross, dirty, blow, tik, tick, tok, tock, your, love, my, drug, parody, comedy, funny, ladies, laser, own, dance, Deep Thoughts By Jack Handey,Pitch Perfect 2, Pitch Perfect, humor, funny, reddit, Shower thoughts, deep thoughts, Anna Kendrick, Cover video, television, movies, celebrity news, -
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Famous quotes by Jack Handey:
"On the other hand, you have different fingers"
"Sometimes when I reflect back on all the beer I drink I feel ashamed. Then I look into the glass and think about the workers in the brewery and all of their hopes & dreams. If I didn't drink this beer, they might be out of work and their dreams would be shattered. Then I say to myself, 'It is better that I drink this beer and let their dreams come true than to be selfish and worry about my liver.'"
"Before you criticize someone, you should walk a mile in their shoes. That way when you criticize them, you are a mile away from them and you have their shoes."
Jack Handey
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Jack Handey - A Scarier Skeleton
I was driving home the other day, flipping through the radio stations and I noticed something that sounded like the unique thoughts of Jack Handey. If you don't know who he is, you should! He wrote many short stories of deep thoughts he has had for Saturday Night Live, and they were usually pretty damn funny. Anyway, I ended up taking down the name of the radio station and found a recording of what I heard on there web site. I then typed it out then threw it into this video that somewhat resembles what they used to do on SNL. Yea I know its kind of shotty, but I did this while attempting to do the least amount of work possible. Hope you like it, and sorry for the poor grammar. Jack Handey's web site: deepthoughtsbyjackhandey.com/ Studio 360 -- Radio Program I was listening to. www... -
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New Mexicans are rallying against cruel wildlife management; Renowned humorist and former Saturday Night Live writer Jack Handey speaks out against expanded cougar trapping. Visit StopCougarTrapping.org for more on this important issue. -
Deep Thoughts By Jack Handey | Deep Thoughts
Jack Handey (born 25 February 1949) is an American humorist. He is best known for his Deep Thoughts, a large body of surrealistic one-liner jokes, as well as his "Fuzzy Memories" and "My Big Thick Novel" shorts. DMCA Note: We've been requested by Jack Handey and his lawyers to remove Jack Hendey's quotes and his photo from from this page. We've complied with their demand and decided to post alternative "Deep Thoughts: Not By Jack Handey" from Children that were asked to imitate Deep Thoughts by Jack Handey. We actually think these are so much better than the originals - Enjoy! KEYWORDS Jack Handey Deep Thoughts, jenna, marbles, mourey, kesha, ke$ha, gross, dirty, blow, tik, tick, tok, tock, your, love, my, drug, parody, comedy, funny, ladies, laser, own, dance, Deep Thoughts By Jack Hand... -
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Subscribe to SaturdayNightLive: http://j.mp/1bjU39d SNL Video Shorts: http://j.mp/179ZcKD SEASON 18: http://j.mp/1gXdDWc Deep Thoughts: http://j.mp/15697Fi Jack Handey's deep thoughts on flying back through time. Aired 01/16/93
Deep Thoughts by Jack Handey: nude opera
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SNL's Deep Thoughts by Jack Handey, nude opera.
SNL's Deep Thoughts by Jack Handey, nude opera.
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An excerpt from Jack Handey's new book The Stench of Honolulu.
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An excerpt from Jack Handey's new book The Stench of Honolulu.
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- published: 26 Jul 2013
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Deep Thoughts by Jack Handy - "Disneyland"
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Jack Handey - A Scarier Skeleton
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I was driving home the other day, flipping through the radio stations and I noticed something that sounded like the unique thoughts of Jack Handey. If you don'...
I was driving home the other day, flipping through the radio stations and I noticed something that sounded like the unique thoughts of Jack Handey. If you don't know who he is, you should! He wrote many short stories of deep thoughts he has had for Saturday Night Live, and they were usually pretty damn funny.
Anyway, I ended up taking down the name of the radio station and found a recording of what I heard on there web site. I then typed it out then threw it into this video that somewhat resembles what they used to do on SNL. Yea I know its kind of shotty, but I did this while attempting to do the least amount of work possible. Hope you like it, and sorry for the poor grammar.
Jack Handey's web site:
deepthoughtsbyjackhandey.com/
Studio 360 -- Radio Program I was listening to.
www.studio360.org/
wn.com/Jack Handey A Scarier Skeleton
I was driving home the other day, flipping through the radio stations and I noticed something that sounded like the unique thoughts of Jack Handey. If you don't know who he is, you should! He wrote many short stories of deep thoughts he has had for Saturday Night Live, and they were usually pretty damn funny.
Anyway, I ended up taking down the name of the radio station and found a recording of what I heard on there web site. I then typed it out then threw it into this video that somewhat resembles what they used to do on SNL. Yea I know its kind of shotty, but I did this while attempting to do the least amount of work possible. Hope you like it, and sorry for the poor grammar.
Jack Handey's web site:
deepthoughtsbyjackhandey.com/
Studio 360 -- Radio Program I was listening to.
www.studio360.org/
- published: 31 Oct 2006
- views: 115413
Deep Thoughts by Jack Handey - Carl's Wing
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original deep thoughts by jack handey
original deep thoughts by jack handey
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original deep thoughts by jack handey
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Deep Thoughts with Jack Handey
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New Mexicans are rallying against cruel wildlife management; Renowned humorist and former Saturday Night Live writer Jack Handey speaks out against expanded cou...
New Mexicans are rallying against cruel wildlife management; Renowned humorist and former Saturday Night Live writer Jack Handey speaks out against expanded cougar trapping. Visit StopCougarTrapping.org for more on this important issue.
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New Mexicans are rallying against cruel wildlife management; Renowned humorist and former Saturday Night Live writer Jack Handey speaks out against expanded cougar trapping. Visit StopCougarTrapping.org for more on this important issue.
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Deep Thoughts By Jack Handey | Deep Thoughts
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Jack Handey (born 25 February 1949) is an American humorist. He is best known for his Deep Thoughts, a large body of surrealistic one-liner jokes, as well as hi...
Jack Handey (born 25 February 1949) is an American humorist. He is best known for his Deep Thoughts, a large body of surrealistic one-liner jokes, as well as his "Fuzzy Memories" and "My Big Thick Novel" shorts.
DMCA Note: We've been requested by Jack Handey and his lawyers to remove Jack Hendey's quotes and his photo from from this page. We've complied with their demand and decided to post alternative "Deep Thoughts: Not By Jack Handey" from Children that were asked to imitate Deep Thoughts by Jack Handey. We actually think these are so much better than the originals - Enjoy!
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Jack Handey (born 25 February 1949) is an American humorist. He is best known for his Deep Thoughts, a large body of surrealistic one-liner jokes, as well as his "Fuzzy Memories" and "My Big Thick Novel" shorts.
DMCA Note: We've been requested by Jack Handey and his lawyers to remove Jack Hendey's quotes and his photo from from this page. We've complied with their demand and decided to post alternative "Deep Thoughts: Not By Jack Handey" from Children that were asked to imitate Deep Thoughts by Jack Handey. We actually think these are so much better than the originals - Enjoy!
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Jack Handey Deep Thoughts, jenna, marbles, mourey, kesha, ke$ha, gross, dirty, blow, tik, tick, tok, tock, your, love, my, drug, parody, comedy, funny, ladies, laser, own, dance, Deep Thoughts By Jack Handey,Pitch Perfect 2, Pitch Perfect, humor, funny, reddit, Shower thoughts, deep thoughts, Anna Kendrick, Cover video, television, movies, celebrity news,
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SNL Jack Handey HIDEOUSLY OLD, 2001
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One minute filler video created for Jack Handy in 2001. Artwork: Robert Fontanelli
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Jack Handey Scary Skeleton
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"Why a scary skeleton? First of all, because it's scary. It scares people. If a skeleton's not scary, what's the point of even having one?"
"Why a scary skeleton? First of all, because it's scary. It scares people. If a skeleton's not scary, what's the point of even having one?"
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Deep Thoughts by Jack Handey - Saturday Night Live
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- Updated: 25 Sep 2013
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Jack Handey's deep thoughts on flying back through time. Aired 01/16/93
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Jack Handey's deep thoughts on flying back through time. Aired 01/16/93
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Deep Thoughts by Jack Handey: nude opera
SNL's Deep Thoughts by Jack Handey, nude opera.
published: 01 Nov 2013
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Jack Handey - The Bible
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Deep Thoughts by Jack Handy - "Disneyland"
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Jack Handey - A Scarier Skeleton
I was driving home the other day, flipping through the radio stations and I noticed someth...
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Deep Thoughts by Jack Handey - Carl's Wing
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Deep Thoughts with Jack Handey
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Deep Thoughts By Jack Handey | Deep Thoughts
Jack Handey (born 25 February 1949) is an American humorist. He is best known for his Deep...
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SNL Jack Handey HIDEOUSLY OLD, 2001
One minute filler video created for Jack Handy in 2001. Artwork: Robert Fontanelli
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SNL Jack Handey HIDEOUSLY OLD, 2001
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Jack Handey Scary Skeleton
"Why a scary skeleton? First of all, because it's scary. It scares people. If a skeleto...
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Deep Thoughts by Jack Handey - Saturday Night Live
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Lyrics list:lyrics
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Got My Favourite
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Run For Your Life
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My Yvonne
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Made Of Codes
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Learning Lines
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Have I Been A Fool
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When We Die
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We Will Be Here
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Torn On The Platform
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Got My Favourite
I've got my favourite pair of creps on
The ones with golden samaris sewn on
Each step is skipped when they are thrown on
Feet are swift so I bowl on
I got my favourite army dog tag
The one I got one day with my Dad
We watched the planes loop and the clouds sag
The sky was filled with smoke drag
Of course i know that these are all for show
To decorate my limbs and let me know
That through these things a constant love will flow
With them we are not on our own
I've got my favourite Westwood coat on
The one from Alice who I dote on
I am a pirate and I float on
Yo ho ho and a bottle of rum
Of course i know that these are all for show
To decorate my limbs and let me know
That through these things a constant love will flow
With them were are not on our own
Got my favourite
Got my favourite
Got my favourite
Got my favourite
Got my favourite
I got my favourite gold signet ring
The one that gives me power to sing
From my mum who I owe all things
Love forevers written within
Of course we know that these are all for show
To decorate my limbs and let us know
That through these things a constant love will flow
With them we are not on our own
Got my favourite
Got my favourite
Got my favourite
Got my favourite
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Los Angeles Jury Sentences Suspect Known As 'Grim Sleeper' Killer To Death
Edit WorldNews.com 06 Jun 2016
Family members of the victims cried as the verdicts on punishment were read. In the much-watched case, a prosecutor had asked jurors to show Franklin the same compassion he showed his victims and give him the "ultimate penalty." ... 10.Franklin said, "Yes, your honor," in regards to the date but otherwise sat quietly and stared straight ahead the entire time ... Most of the slayings fit a similar pattern ... – WN.com, Jack Durschlag....
photo: UN / Evan Schneider
Libyan Government Forces Take Air Base Back From Islamic State
Edit WorldNews.com 06 Jun 2016
In comments published by French newspaper Journal du Dimanche, Prime Minister Fayez al-Sarraj said his government needs international intelligence and technical assistance to defeat ISIL, "not air strikes.”– WN.com, Jack Durschlag....
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Woman dies in second fatal Australian shark attack in a week
Edit CNN 06 Jun 2016
(CNN)A female diver died in an apparent shark attack off Australia's west coast on Sunday, making it the second fatal shark attack recorded in the area in less than a week. The woman was underwater with her 43-year-old dive partner at a popular spot called Mindarie, about 35 kilometers (21 miles) north of Perth, when she was attacked, according to police ... Read. How to survive a shark attack. 'Commotion in the water'. Read More ... Replay ... ....
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In hunt for spies, Islamic State kills dozens of its own in Syria
Edit Indian Express 06 Jun 2016
The Islamic state is killing many of its own in Syria in order to hunt for spies involved in the death of a senior commander, Abu Hayjaa al-Tunsi. (Source. AP). In March, a senior commander with the Islamic State group was driving through northern Syria on orders to lead militants in the fighting there when a drone blasted his vehicle to oblivion ... Share This Article. Related Article ... 6, slideMargin. 3 }); }); ... ....
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CNN accused of media bias against Bernie Sanders after focusing too much on super delegates
Edit The Independent 06 Jun 2016
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April Fools’ Day: Foolish & funny quotes and sayings for April 1
Edit The Examiner 01 Apr 2016
When it comes to special days of the year, there is one holiday that pranksters and jokers look forward to all year long. April 1st is April Fools’ Day – no foolin’! And some folks go to great lengths to pull off the perfect prank ... April Fools' Day Quotes & Sayings. “April 1 ... Hancock ... ~ Chinese Proverb ... ~ Japanese Proverb ... Bulwer-Lyttton ... “I hope life isn't a big joke, because I don't get it.” ~ Jack Handey....
Aaron Rodgers' 'Deep Thought' tweet leads to mass confusion on Twitter
Edit CBS Sports 16 Mar 2016
Aaron Rodgers tweets about everything, including Girl Scout Cookies. (Instagram). It's a good thing that Aaron Rodgers doesn't tweet year 'round, because his followers probably couldn't handle it ... The Packers quarterback was merely quoting "Deep Thoughts" by Jack Handey, which is basically how Rodgers spends half his time on Twitter. If you ever watched Saturday Night Live during the 1990s, you've probably heard of Handey ... ....
Aaron Rodgers channels Jack Handey's 'Deep Thoughts'
Edit Chicago Tribune 15 Mar 2016
Aaron Rodgers shared some of his "deep thoughts" on fireworks, yodeling and other odd subjects with Twitter followers Monday night and had a lot of people confused. But he tipped off what he was up to when he referenced Jack Handey, whose nonsensical sayings were a running bit on "Saturday Night... ....
Selected Shorts at the Getty Center Celebrates Its 25th Season with an Outstanding Line-Up of Performers (J Paul Getty Museum)
Edit Public Technologies 08 Mar 2016
(Source. J Paul Getty Museum). MEDIA CONTACTS.. Valerie Tate Getty Communications. (310) 440-6861. vtate@getty.edu. Clockwise ... The weekend of always popular live readings explores themes of darkness and light. Inspired by the J ... Jane Kaczmarek ... Date ... Time ... Cast includes Jane Kaczmarek, Catherine O'Hara, Thomas Gibson, Pablo Schreiber, and René Auberjonois With stories by Jack Handey, Elizabeth Crane, Shirley Jackson, Roald Dahl, and Maile Meloy....
Funny But True Quotes Abound in Wit and Wisdom
Edit About.com 21 Feb 2016
Colin Hawkins/ Cultura/ Getty Images. Have you ever been in a situation that made you raving mad for many days, though later, you saw how funny it actually was?. Man Proposes, God Disposes... One summer, our family planned to go for a long drive along the west coast. The idea was to spend quality time together while exploring new destinations. Everything was planned to the last detail ... Funny, but true! ... Lily Tomlin ... Erica Jong ... Jack Handey ... ....
12 Funny Quotes to Help You Cope With Panic Attacks on Thanksgiving
Edit About.com 25 Nov 2015
Thanksgiving is just an excuse. The real tradition is the family reunion. As thousands across America sit together to share a meal and some cozy conversation, the family bonds forever. But if you are choking with anxiety about preparing the perfect Thanksgiving meal, you may want to change your Thanksgiving traditions.1. Meeting Your Tough-to-Please In-Laws Can Take a Toll on Your Nerves ... Make Plans to Travel on Thanksgiving ... Jack Handey ... ....
7 Popular Traditions That Did Not Exist During The First Thanksgiving
Edit About.com 25 Nov 2015
Many of the Thanksgiving traditions that you see on the holiday did not exist since the first Thanksgiving. These traditions evolved over time. You could say that only true tradition of Thanksgiving is the feast, and of course, giving thanks. Everything else, came later.1. Thanksgiving Feast ... The Natives helped the Pilgrims grow crops, and vegetables so that they could survive during bad weather ... 2. Thanksgiving Food ... 4 ... Football ... Jack Handey....
Bullshit (Crown Publishing Group)
Edit Public Technologies 13 Oct 2015
(Source. Crown Publishing Group) Bullshit. A Lexicon. 'My favorite thing in the world to read is trivia. But it has to be smart, funny, well-written, well-researched, and a bit distasteful. This fascinating book delivers on all counts.'. -Jack Handey, author of Deep Thoughts and The Stench of Honolulu. Hogwash. Phooey. Baloney ... Enter BULLSHIT ... Every language in the world, even fictional ones (like Klingon's targ manure) has a word for bullshit....
Pistol proved 'Bad News' for Lions, not Manning's Broncos
Edit Denver Post 01 Oct 2015
Pistol proved 'Bad News' for Lions, not Manning's Broncos. Peyton Manning walked to the podium in his socks Wednesday ... Then he talks, and it's clear he's sharper than ever ... It was more Jack Earle Haley than "Deep Thoughts with Jack Handey," but amusing nonetheless ... "Well, two good throws ... ....
SZVETITZ: It’ll be a sports September to remember in Richmond
Edit Richmond Times Dispatch 30 Aug 2015
Sure, it’s not Shakespeare or even Jack Handey, but ... what is, really? Subscription Required....
And now, 'Deep Thoughts,' with Zach Randolph
Edit Yahoo Daily News 21 Apr 2015
Jack Handey, the author and voice of small-joke wonder "Deep Thoughts." ... (Jack Handey might be my favorite comedy writer ever; three years ago, I wrote my playoff previews based entirely on "Deep Thoughts," and this was my high-school yearbook quote.) Here's hoping the Grizzlies, who hold a 1-0 lead in their opening-round playoff series against the ......
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