Kelly Khumalo pays tribute to Lebo Mathosa at awards show
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Kelly Khumalo channelled Lebo Mathosa in the opening medley of the Township Entrepreneur Awards held at the Nasrec Centre near Soweto on Saturday night.
WTF do we have to see pic 2???? That sh!t is disgusting, seeing grown men smeared with greasy substances and wearing shinny tight fits....SIES Webster!!!!
Vendas have craziest names ever.. 1.Mbulungeni(bury me) 2. Ntshengedzeni (Abuse me) 3. Shonisani (Embarass me) 4. Mbulayeni ( hate me) 5.Thinavhuyo ( i hav no direction) 6.Thambulo (Poverty) 7. Thidilondi ( i dnt take care of my sefl) 8. Ntsedzeni ( look at me) 9. Vhulahani ( K!ll) 10.Mphedziseni ( finish me)..LOL
@Kgonyoh and Vendaboy, what number are you??
he ndaa habe ndo tambula nga maanda ndi cou toda dzina la nwananga la Tshivenda, ahuto vha manji ndo tou ralo, but ni songo wara nido zwi vhona arali ni tshivha khotsi
what im trying to say is that for instance from a Zulu word, (Temba) you can have many names, e.g thembisile, tembani, thembisa etc ,we do not have that in tshivenda
Lol oh ok I understand now, its just that English went through the window hence you did not make sense but you are forgiven no weskopies for you anymore
Lol hahahahha LOLO @tea ceremony, nah I will be around man, some biach from Durban is visiting PTA, since I have always wanted to chow her I am forced to stay and wait for her
Iyoh, do you have enough money to spend on her? Remember you have to pay for her transportation, buy some grocery for youR empty fridge, buy her booze when you go out, buy her some gifts etc. Your budget should be around R6K +
Lol nah she is not visiting me but her siblings, so cut the transport out, food and booze is not a problem for one or two days, I don't want a burden I cannot keep her longer
But these Celebes, where were they when apparently Koyo was down and out and homeless. Now they are all coming out claiming they were best friends with him. At least Leratao Kganyako had been very public about her friendship with Koyo before he died, not all these opportunists who are suddenly putting Koyo's pic on their profiles as a form of some respect, ayi suka!
Hehehe, Kahle my Luvings.
I was just assuring her that I would do all that I can to make sure my friend make it safe back home to her HEART.
How are you BaeBe?
Ke ho hopotse "LOVE waitse!
Mahikeng
An opportunist and attention seeker this one but that builds her brand.
MissBhakajuju-1
but she can sing hey..ladies i understand why u cant behave 2day, the GUY is realy mmmh GIFTED...helooo gals
loveyouall
LOL MissBhaka kuyahalisa impela
VENDALIOUS
I am not fan of this b!tch but that a$$ is fine yezezzez.
Kgonyoh
I used to like this young lady but that love has since died
VENDALIOUS
Ai mulandu nwana wa mukalaha
Kgonyoh
oyu nwana ndi nowa, zwito zwawe zwia timatimisa nga maanda zwi tshida bannani
TheNextPresidentOfSA
@Vendal, ke tkama ya gagwe is too BEEG
s.cold
EISH YAHH THAT A$$
VENDALIOUS
WTF do we have to see pic 2???? That sh!t is disgusting, seeing grown men smeared with greasy substances and wearing shinny tight fits....SIES Webster!!!!
eKapaa
Vendas have craziest names ever.. 1.Mbulungeni(bury me) 2. Ntshengedzeni (Abuse me) 3. Shonisani (Embarass me) 4. Mbulayeni ( hate me) 5.Thinavhuyo ( i hav no direction) 6.Thambulo (Poverty) 7. Thidilondi ( i dnt take care of my sefl) 8. Ntsedzeni ( look at me) 9. Vhulahani ( K!ll) 10.Mphedziseni ( finish me)..LOL @Kgonyoh and Vendaboy, what number are you??
VENDALIOUS
Hahahahahahaha......You some of this names were used by the elders if they want to insult someone maybe a relative or neighbor
Kgonyoh
mine is nice as it means, thanks giving
mgijimi
hahahaha that's crazy sh!t there, my friend @ Vendalizard is number 7, and he really does not take care of himself SMH
eKapaa
hahahahahahahahahahahahahaha
Kgonyoh
for your information Tshivenda language does not have lots of words,just like Afrikaans does not
VENDALIOUS
????????????????????????????
Kgonyoh
he ndaa habe ndo tambula nga maanda ndi cou toda dzina la nwananga la Tshivenda, ahuto vha manji ndo tou ralo, but ni songo wara nido zwi vhona arali ni tshivha khotsi
mgijimi
Don't you think its about time you do the right thing and take this bro of yours to WESKOPIES?
VENDALIOUS
Ei nne I gave up really. Maybe we should just accept
Kgonyoh
what im trying to say is that for instance from a Zulu word, (Temba) you can have many names, e.g thembisile, tembani, thembisa etc ,we do not have that in tshivenda
mgijimi
Lol oh ok I understand now, its just that English went through the window hence you did not make sense but you are forgiven no weskopies for you anymore
VENDALIOUS
LOLO
Kgonyoh
i thought you were vendlicios to weskoppies lol, you should be specific next time
Kgonyoh
referring
VENDALIOUS
You were doing right but now you have just ruin everything...Now we really have to send you to WESKOPIES
mgijimi
hahahaha
Dorakie
You made my day!!!!!!
TranquilBoy
I don't like her but she has a fine behind.
Kgonyoh
it's tired
TranquilBoy
From what? Its still nicely shaped KG, we talking the behind ONLY
Kgonyoh
it's tired from poking
TranquilBoy
LoL Cummman, leave the Kimberly hole out of the picture and check the butt
Sugarfree
That behind has a dude in jail, another dude dead, and another dude wheelchair-bound!!
Kgonyoh
you cannot separate the two, they go together
Sugarfree
Thank you Mr K, how have you been ?
Kgonyoh
we thank God and you Mr S
lanevus414
sugar can attack anytime
Sugarfree
Lanevu, help me get rid of this black thing on the top part of my screen, is the some new-look SL home page or what?
mgijimi
The IT specialists @Shredder and MommaC will help you as soon as they see you comment, okwamanje hold on
Kgonyoh
i was suffering from the same thing for long too, but not anymore
lanevus414
@sugar-i dont know what you are talking about maybe Vendaleigat is bewitching you
Sugarfree
Read Mgijimi's advise, may be the mist in your brain might disperse.
VENDALIOUS
What brain? This donkey is brainless
Sugarfree
hahahahahaaaa
lanevus414
like the venda zombie?o maswe
mgijimi
hahahahaha LOLO
mgijimi
two dudes are six feet underground, the wheelchair dude also kicked the bucket last year
Sugarfree
damn!! that @ss is a ticket to heaven!
Tehadra
I was just about to say the SAME. Hmm, that is a booty of NOTE, I tell ya!!
TranquilBoy
Tapping from the Doggy ...mmmm
Kgonyoh
I wouldn't tap that
Tehadra
Of course you wouldn't. She is not a man!
Kgonyoh
you are out of order
TranquilBoy
Haha Tehadra, you know Kgonyoh doesn't like Kelly at all
TranquilBoy
I know you wouldn't Chana
Tso-girl
well built
Kgonyoh
you like it
Tehadra
Are you referring to the Muscles or the Muscle?
Kgonyoh
to the girl's booty
mgijimi
even if I am guaranteed death after chowing this nondindwa, I would still go on and tap her, her behind is on point
VENDALIOUS
For sure, the a$$ is still tight....Will you be going to the Transkei this Easter Holiday or you going for the tea ceremony at Moria?
mgijimi
Lol hahahahha LOLO @tea ceremony, nah I will be around man, some biach from Durban is visiting PTA, since I have always wanted to chow her I am forced to stay and wait for her
VENDALIOUS
Iyoh, do you have enough money to spend on her? Remember you have to pay for her transportation, buy some grocery for youR empty fridge, buy her booze when you go out, buy her some gifts etc. Your budget should be around R6K +
Kgonyoh
lol grocery for your empty fridge
mgijimi
Lol nah she is not visiting me but her siblings, so cut the transport out, food and booze is not a problem for one or two days, I don't want a burden I cannot keep her longer
VENDALIOUS
cheapskate....smh
mgijimi
voetsek LOL
lanevus414
nou se o nahanne ka offer yaka ya spane?
mgijimi
GO OFFER S.COLD AM FINE THANKS
lanevus414
mara amazinyo akho can be useful
s.cold
F0TSEK WENA SON
DeCock111
You chow this one...you die...
Kgonyoh
cursed to the bone
Galfrend
But these Celebes, where were they when apparently Koyo was down and out and homeless. Now they are all coming out claiming they were best friends with him. At least Leratao Kganyako had been very public about her friendship with Koyo before he died, not all these opportunists who are suddenly putting Koyo's pic on their profiles as a form of some respect, ayi suka!
VENDALIOUS
Wrong article!!!!!
Galfrend
This is not your village where you monitor your mpesu plantation. Skip my comment and read whats relevant to you like Kell's asss. Thanx bye!
VENDALIOUS
Hahahahaha tzek!!!
Galfrend
u good? lol
VENDALIOUS
Yeah I am good...Was searching for you but I can't find you anymore, what happened?
Galfrend
because waphapha thats what happened lol
VENDALIOUS
Eish ya... Mara now I am behaving ai.
Kgonyoh
lol
Brigen
ladies will be more interested in this....Molweni
Annaliza
Molo B
Tehadra
Motho wa Bra yam'. In my friend's absence I think it is my prerogative to take care of your fine Durban arse.
Annaliza
Hahahah Mr T, dont take your friend's responsibilities hleng he manages just fine..How are you?
lanevus414
jerrrr wangena u mavulandlela kwa vela kwa nuka amanyao
Tehadra
I'm just concerned nje about my friends disappearance.
Annaliza
You are true friend..i guess you will be my shoulder to cry on till he comes back :)
Tehadra
:-). That would be the most decent thing for me to DO for a friend. I'll be delighted to be of HELP
Annaliza
LOL,thank you Mr T
Hlanyoz
Impama izovakasha la!!!!
Annaliza
Sekuyaliwa njalo? as a friend Hlayoz uMr T is my man's friend and best friend future ex,LOL
Tehadra
Hehehe, talk about your best friend, where the heck is she?
Annaliza
LOL wena maar ngeke ngawneso uso jola le bo Hlanyoz tje..tswa daar!
Tehadra
Hehehe, Kahle my Luvings. I was just assuring her that I would do all that I can to make sure my friend make it safe back home to her HEART. How are you BaeBe? Ke ho hopotse "LOVE waitse!
Hlanyoz
Ok, I miss u too!!!!
eKapaa
Elo Annaly Luv...
Annaliza
Hello mkhaya
eKapaa
are you fresh njengenjwayelo mkhaya??
Annaliza
ndiright ninjani nina no Galfy wakho?
eKapaa
Galfy?? uzombona ku SABC 2 "Nyan'Nyan" in 2 weeks time
Galfrend
lol ndisenza nton kunyan nyani
Hlanyoz
U cheated, she cheated kinda story!!!
Galfrend
well hes going to appear kunyan nyan alone..im not going there
Annaliza
Galfy, wena u cheate? naban? kanjani beni hot kanje no Kapy bantu? kunzima,hahaha
eKapaa
Galfy cheated and i want Luyanda Potwana to intervene Finish n klaar
Annaliza
bakushaye ngestina mkhaya? kanjani?ngubani?..im so sad
eKapaa
hayi mara ngisiphephile istina, ndizitholele omunye umuntu
Annaliza
hawu so fast? umsaphi u Galfy ku nyani-nyani ke
eKapaa
jah, ndifuna uyolungisa lendaba yoba mina angisoze ndibe ngu Tau Mogale, yena ufuna ama double.
Galfrend
zange ndathi ndifuna amadoda ababili...its you who allowed people to break us up
eKapaa
wathi uneSideDish uWhizz.. its you who told people ukuthi Whizz yiSideDish yakho.. plus Mr Rise..wandenza weak!
Galfrend
lol that was a joke nkosiyam and uxolo never meant to make you feel weak......but hey you've made your decision ..
eKapaa
jah, and please hlukana nam phantsi assemblief tog..
eKapaa
18:00 SABC studio uze ne Affidavit ne Copy ye ID, uLuyanda uyasifuna ngo 18:30 sivale le Divorce, assembile
Galfrend
hehehehe mihlolo kajames...nawe uhlukane nam...
Annaliza
Guys not during the people anisayixoxeli naphantsi kwesihlahla lendaba..ngicela ukuba yi marriage counselor yenu..nyazi uthando luningi lapho..
Galfrend
eish it all started during the people, happened during the people..it shall end during the people..
Galfrend
zange ndacheater Anna, its him who listened to rumours..ah well his loss
Annaliza
Oh kanti uvumela abant banihlukanise ai..manje yindaba kuthiwa ngu Whizz?
Galfrend
hahaha umngane nje..uyaz nawe bengizifela ngokappy..mcxm
Annaliza
thats why ngimangele nje gal coz ngyazi umthanda kabi umkhaya..kodwa uma ehlohleka ke asazi
eKapaa
why usho eligama nawe maan...mcxm
Annaliza
Lol hahaha, i cant wait to watch
Annaliza
Yoh this guy with a black watch is gifted neh..
missmissy01
Ahem *clearing ma throat* he is carrying an AK lol
Annaliza
Gal dintho tse monate,LOL
MissPeach
LOL YHooo monate fela wa kgadisa die boy yhoo #drooling4days
Hosh6
Hello Peaches how are you sweetness.
lanevus414
fokof sweetness ya ku nuka,masaka
MissPeach
LOL wenzeni kanti cause uyabulisa
lanevus414
babulisa net ma ba vukelwe
MissPeach
Im sweet and hows you.......? long time neh
cool-indian
Hi there Miss Peach whose that on your avatar?
MissPeach
Mmmmmmmmmmmm lol why u asking do you like him ... ?
cool-indian
He looks like a blogger here who are you?
MissPeach
Nope he is a keeper at Kaiser Chiefs
Dkok
cool indian sounds like Colourd chick
mazeezaa
mmmmm he is definitely gifted, yummy
Hlanyoz
Yooooo u can say that again, am drooling!!!!
Annaliza
Sigezeka amehlo we Hlanyoz
Tehadra
What are you DROOLING for? You are wasting "ämathe"ame
Galfrend
LOL ladies, he might be gifted but hes gay......
Annaliza
LOL, how do you know?
Galfrend
Hes my friend lol
Annaliza
LOL hahaha, amanga ke lawa..he is so straight the proof is in those short thingys
Galfrend
hahaha just pulling your leg gal...how have you been?
Annaliza
Been good gal, how are you doing?
Galfrend
Im ok love. Same old.
missmissy01
Gal oditsaya kae tseo
Galfrend
lol akere ke memorial yaKoyo..so gays everywhere
missmissy01
IF ele yone etlabe ele tshenyo tshenyo fela! EIX nka thaba if akatlo ndansetsa ka Birthday yaka waitsi!
Galfrend
haha that would be a massive bday prezzie..when is your bday?
Hlanyoz
Let me invite myself to your birthday if you'll have him there on the day!!!!lolest
Galfrend
Ladies im an agent for strippers hahahaa will deliver them on your birthday missy but no touching ne..lol
Hlanyoz
now you are talking but no touching part hhay........!!!!
missmissy01
No touc no pay, i dont trust galfriend she might bring gay strippers Aneva!
Babigall
Hahahahah mngane amantombazane abambekile hahahah
Galfrend
hahaha kunzima mngane...lol baphethwe ama cobwebs..lol
missmissy01
hai qa sifuna "RUM RUNNER" skhathele yi pinacolada!
Nnete_fela
One cake i wont mind going to heaven for...she's fine