Diamonds to Dust (2014)
Actors:
Frank Ferruccio (miscellaneous crew),
Frank Ferruccio (producer),
Frank Ferruccio (writer),
Frank Ferruccio (producer),
Frank Ferruccio (miscellaneous crew),
Frank Ferruccio (miscellaneous crew),
Frank Ferruccio (writer),
Frank Ferruccio (producer),
Frank Ferruccio (miscellaneous crew),
Frank Ferruccio (actor),
Mike Funk (actor),
Brady Bryson (actor),
Eric Santamaria (actor),
Rob Villano (director),
Rob Villano (producer),
Plot: In 1957, Golden Globe winner Jayne Mansfield would become one of the most iconic blond bombshells of the 20Th Century. She possessed an IQ of 163, played violin and piano at a concert level, had a degree in Science, spoke 5 languages fluently, and yet became a celebrity by portraying a 'dumb blond.' By the age of 23 she became the most publicized Hollywood star in the world, but her success was short lived. Five children, three ex-husbands, countless love affairs, and addictions to diet pills and booze took its toll on Mansfield, and in 1967 a grisly car accident ended her life. This film features many of Jayne Mansfield's personal items, and focuses on the turbulent final years of the troubled star's career.
Keywords: based-on-book, jayne-mansfield
Genres:
Biography,
Drama,
The Love Guru (2008)
Actors:
Mike Myers (actor),
Mike Myers (actor),
Mike Myers (actor),
Mike Myers (actor),
Val Kilmer (actor),
Boyd Banks (actor),
Jim Gaffigan (actor),
Omid Djalili (actor),
Rob Huebel (actor),
Ben Kingsley (actor),
Stephen Colbert (actor),
Rick Cordeiro (actor),
Seán Cullen (actor),
Verne Troyer (actor),
Justin Timberlake (actor),
Plot: Born in America, but raised in Havemahkeeta in India, with a population of 76, Maurice had always to better Deepak Chopra, and be sexually active, ever since he was 12. His Guru, Tugginmypudha, while approving of Deepak, cautions Maurice and has a chastity belt put around his waist. Years later, Maurice has established himself as Guru Pitka in America, but would like to appear in the Oprah Show and be better than Deepak Chopra. When Jane Bullard from the the Toronto Maple Leafs hires him to counsel their star hockey player, Darren Roanoke, to win back his wife, Prudence, from Kings' star player, Jacques Grande, and also stand up to his dominating mother, Lilian, he agrees to do so - with hilarious results.
Keywords: abomination, accident, acronym, actor-playing-himself, actress-playing-herself, altoids, animal-sex, apology, arena, bad-taste
Genres:
Comedy,
Romance,
Sport,
Taglines: His Karma is Huge Get ready for the summer of love
Quotes:
Jacques Grande: Don't look at me with that tone of voice or I will punch you in the shirt!
Guru Pitka: Give me a pound. Lock it down. Break the pickle. Tickle, tickle.
Jacques Grande: Ding Dong. Did someone order the special Quebec pizza huh? You know, like in the porno.
Guru Pitka: Let's look at the word, guru. Ok. My goal is to get you to say "Gee You Are You", tm.
[repeated line]::Guru Pitka: Marishka Hargitay.
Rajneesh: [answering cell phone] Dell Computers, this is Chip.
Guru Pitka: If your Uncle Jack helped you off an elephant, would you help your uncle jack off an elephant?
Jay Kell: [from trailer] That is going to knock some change out of his coin purse!
Jacques Grande: And now, I'd like to show my love by making for you a Quebec pizza.::Prudence Roanoke: What's that?::Jacques Grande: Pop-Tart with the ketchup. She's good.
Guru Pitka: Please welcome, Celine Dion!::Jacques Grande: Ah! Dis is my day of lucky!