The Tale of Cuthbert (2012)

Actors: Justin Schaack (actor), Ryan J. Gilmer (actor), Chars Bonin (editor), Chars Bonin (producer), Chars Bonin (producer), Chars Bonin (writer), Chars Bonin (director), Chars Bonin (actor), Ben Coler (actor), Scott Jorgenson (actor), Chris Schuette (composer), Stein Rosburg (producer), Alissa Malmberg (actress), Stein Rosburg (producer), Trey Fortner (actor),

Plot: Cuthbert is the zombie who just doesn't fit in. His brother is the leader of the nastiest clan on the streets, and tries to teach Cuthbert how to be a true zombie. Will Cuthbert learn what it takes to join the clan... or will he be banished?

Genres: Comedy, Horror, Short,

Wogan on Wodehouse (2011)

Actors: Fred Astaire (actor), Terry Wogan (actor), Richard Briers (actor), Tim Rice (actor), P.G. Wodehouse (actor), Joanna Lumley (actress), Dennis Price (actor), Hugh Laurie (actor), Stephen Fry (actor), Griff Rhys Jones (actor), Alistair McGowan (actor), Ian Carmichael (actor), Raymond Rollett (actor), Adam Barker (producer), Hanif Kureishi (actor),

Genres: Biography, Documentary,

Monsters vs Aliens (2009)

Actors: Conrad Vernon (actor), Conrad Vernon (actor), Paul Rudd (actor), Ed Helms (actor), Conrad Vernon (actor), Kiefer Sutherland (actor), Seth Rogen (actor), Will Arnett (actor), Stephen Colbert (actor), John Krasinski (actor), Hugh Laurie (actor), Kent Osborne (actor), Jeffrey Tambor (actor), Conrad Vernon (actor), Conrad Vernon (actor),

Plot: When a meteorite from outer space hits a young California woman named Susan Murphy and turns her into a giant monster, she is taken to a secret government compound where she meets a ragtag group of monsters also rounded up over the years. As a last resort, under the guidance of General W.R. Monger, on a desperate order from The President, the motley crew of Monsters is called into action to combat the aliens and save the world from imminent destruction!

Keywords: 3-dimensional, affectionate-kiss, alien, alien-attack, alien-invasion, alien-space-craft, american-president, army, ball, bar-bell
Genres: Action, Adventure, Animation, Comedy, Family, Sci-Fi,
Taglines: Oooze gonna save us? When aliens attack, these guys got your back. When aliens attack, monsters fight back. Alien Problem? Monster Solution. The Weird Will Save The World. Saving the day the monster way.

Quotes:

The President of the United States: Listen up! I'm not going to go down as the President who was in office when the world came to an end, so somebody think of something, and think of it fast! [Sips coffee] That is a good cup of joe.

B.O.B.: My, would you look at the size of that...::Dr. Cockroach Ph.D.: Foot! [Cockroach and Link jump out of the way, as the robot steps on B.O.B]::B.O.B.: [from the sole of the robot's foot, as it's walking] I got him you guys! I got...::[robot takes a step]::B.O.B.: Don't worry, I won't let go! I'm wearing him do...::[robot takes a step]::B.O.B.: Please tell me he's slowing down!::[robot takes a step]::B.O.B.: Please tell me he's slowing down!

Dr. Cockroach Ph.D.: Might we ask for your name, madam?::Susan Murphy: Susan.::B.O.B.: No, we mean like your monster name. You know, what do people scream when they see you coming? Like "Look out! Here comes...?"::Susan Murphy: Susan.::Dr. Cockroach Ph.D.: Really?::B.O.B.: [spookily] SUUUUSSAAANN! Ooh, I just scared myself! That is scary!

The Missing Link: [about Susan] She's speechless!::B.O.B.: She?::Dr. Cockroach Ph.D.: Yes. We are in the prescence of the rare female monster.::B.O.B.: No way! It's a boy; look at his boobies!::The Missing Link: We need to have a talk.

[B.O.B. is stuck to the sole of a robot; it passes by a hot dog cart]::B.O.B.: Hot dogs!::[grabs the hot dog cart; is about to eat it when the robot takes a step]

The President of the United States: Boys, set the terror level at code brown, 'cause I need to change my pants.

Gallaxhar: Humans of Earth, I come in peace. You need not fear me, I mean you no harm. However, it is important to note that most of you will not survive the next 24 hours. The few of you that do survive will be enslaved and experimented upon. You should, in no way, take any of this personally. It's just business. So to recap, I come in peace, I mean you no harm, and you all will die. Gallaxhar out.

Dr. Cockroach Ph.D.: They called me crazy, but I'll show them. I'll show them all! Mwa-ha-ha-ha-ha!::Susan Murphy: Dr. Cockroach, I would really appreciate it if you didn't do your mad scientist laugh while I'm hooked up to this machine.::[Insectosaurus roars]::The Missing Link: You're right Insecto. You've been letting this quack experiment on you for over a month.::Dr. Cockroach Ph.D.: I'm not a quack! I'm a mad scientist. There is a difference.::Susan Murphy: Guys, what choice do I have? If he can make me normal, or even six-foot-eight, I can get out of here, go back to the life I'm supposed to have. I mean, I should be with Derek in...::The Missing Link: Let me guess? Fresno?::Susan Murphy: Well, Fresno is just a stepping stone. Next stop, Milwaukee, then New York, and finally, some day...::The Missing Link: Yeah, we know, Paris.::Susan Murphy: Throw the switch, doctor. But-but don't do the laugh.::Dr. Cockroach Ph.D.: Now, you're going to feel a slight pinch in the brain. Mwa-ha-ha... Sorry. [turns on machine; Susan is shocked with electricity until she passes out; when she comes to, the others are standing over her]::Dr. Cockroach Ph.D.: Susan! Yoo-Hoo!::Susan Murphy: Am I small again?::Dr. Cockroach Ph.D.: I'm afraid not, my dear.::[Susan sits up, her hair standing on end]::Dr. Cockroach Ph.D.: In fact, you may actually have grown a couple of feet.

Dr. Cockroach Ph.D.: [about B.O.B] Forgive him, but as you can see, he has no brain.::B.O.B.: Turns out, you don't need one. Totally overrated! As a matter of fact, I don't even... [starts gasping for air] I forgot how to breathe! Don't know how to breathe! Help me, Doctor Cockroach! Help! Help!::Dr. Cockroach Ph.D.: Suck in, B.O.B.::B.O.B.: [breathes normally] Thanks, Doc. You're a life saver.

Susan Murphy: I can't fight that thing! I never... I can't even... [gasping] I'm hyperventilating... Does anybody have a giant paper bag?

Elizabeth David: A Life in Recipes (2006)

Actors: Neville Phillips (actor), Chris Wilson (actor), Karl Johnson (actor), Greg Wise (actor), Catherine McCormack (actress), Alan Cox (actor), Jane Lapotaire (actress), Kieran O'Brien (actor), Andrew Havill (actor), Georgie Glen (actress), Emma Fryer (costume designer), Michael Harrowes (editor), Martin Savage (actor), Bart Ruspoli (actor), Leanne Klein (producer),

Plot: Dramatization of the turbulent life of Elizabeth David, the original domestic goddess. She published her first book of Mediterranean Food in 1950, and went on to write eight more books that have sold more than two million copies worldwide. Her public image was of an elegant, respectable and somewhat austere figure. In reality, Elizabeth was a deeply unconventional person with a profound passion for food, life and men.

Keywords: character-name-in-title, cooking, female-nudity, sex-scene
Genres: Biography, Drama,

The Mists of Avalon (2001)

Actors: Uli Edel (director), Bernd Eichinger (producer), Lee Holdridge (composer), Anjelica Huston (actress), James Coburn (producer), Samantha Mathis (actress), Julianna Margulies (actress), David L. Wolper (producer), Joan Allen (actress), Clive Russell (actor), Tony Curran (actor), David Calder (actor), Michael Byrne (actor), James Wilberger (miscellaneous crew), Benjamin A. Weissman (editor),

Plot: Based on the bestseller by Marion Zimmer Bradley It tells the story of the women behind King Arthur; including his mother, Igraine; his half-sister, Morgaine; his aunt Viviane, the Lady of the Lake; and his wife, Gwenwyfar.

Keywords: accidental-death, adventure-hero, ambush, arthurian-legend, axe-fight, based-on-book, based-on-legend, based-on-novel, battle, battle-axe
Genres: Drama, Fantasy,
Taglines: Passion. Mysticism. Adventure. Journey beyond the legend of Camelot.

Quotes:

Morgaine: No-one knows the real story of the great King Arthur of Camelot. Most of what you think you know about Camelot, Gwenhwyfar, Lancelot and the evil sorceress known as Morgaine le Fay, is nothing but lies. I should know, for I am Morgaine le Fay, priestess of the Isle of Avalon, where the ancient religion of the Mother Goddess was born.

Igraine: But I'm married to the Duke of Cornwall, I've borne him a child! I will not betray him! I gave him my vows!::Viviane: You gave them first to Avalon.

Viviane: No man or woman can live another's fate.

Ambrosius: Woman, are after all, carriers of Original Sin.::Bishop Patricius: That's not quite how we advance it, sir.::Igraine: Do you not say that women are the means by which evil came into the world? There is in your bible a fantastic tale about an apple and a snake.

Igraine: Think, before you strike me, Gorlois. Or I will teach you that a daughter of the holy isle is a servant of no man.

Morgaine: All the unhappiness of the past seemed to be swept away when I saw my little brother Arthur for the first time.

Morgaine: As Lancelot made his decision, deep within me there stood something I had felt for no man before. Within days, on the orders of Viviane, I was on my way to take part in the fertility rites known as the Beltane feast. The ceremony she called, "The Great Marriage." To whom I would be given, I did not know. But Viviane assured me that the future of Avalon depended on my playing the role of the Virgin Huntress. And that my partner would be the man that killed the King Stag. As I returned to the holy isle, a great longing gripped my heart. I hoped that the man at the Beltane rites had been Lancelot, but I had never seen his face. There had been no hint as to who he really was.

[Arthur is trapped in a burning house during a Saxon seige]::Arthur: I call on the powers of Heaven and Earth, aid me now! I call upon the God of Heaven, and the Goddess of the Earth, help me now!::Viviane: You call upon the God, and the Goddess? It is the Goddess who answers.

Gwenhwyfar: I dreamt of you in Glastonbury. You... you opened a curtain into Avalon, and lifted me in.::Lancelot: It wasn't a dream. I was there, with Morgaine. She lifted you in. But I asked her to do it.::Gwenhwyfar: So you felt it too.::Lancelot: But I am sworn to Arthur.::Gwenhwyfar: As am I.::Lancelot: So we have nothing to confess.::Gwenhwyfar: But I have sinned with you in my thoughts.::Lancelot: Thoughts, are not deeds.::Gwenhwyfar: But the Bishop says, to think, is to do.::Lancelot: My thoughts don't answer to the Bishop. If they did, I would burn in Hell a thousand years everytime I see you walk past!

Viviane: Morgause thinks of nothing and no-one but herself.::Morgaine: Your motives may be nobler than hers, but you still move us around like pieces on a game board. What has my mother given up for your Avalon? My father died at Uther's hands because of you. My poor innocent brother Arthur, who was a baby on my lap, and loved me as no other! And I loved him! Look what you've done to us. You've twisted our love, and turned it into shame, all for the sake of Avalon! No! I will not kill the child within me, but I will not let you take him to Avalon! I will not let you twist and bend him to your will!::Viviane: I can train him to be the greatest ruler Britain has ever seen.::Morgaine: He will never set foot in Avalon, Viviane! He will not be one of your pawns, and nor will I!::Viviane: You have sworn to obey the Goddess through me!::Morgaine: My vows were to her, not to you. I renounce you! Do you hear me? I will never set foot in Avalon again!

The Nine Lives of Tomas Katz (2000)

Actors: Hans W. Geissendörfer (producer), Ian McNeice (actor), Andrew Kotting (actor), Toby Jones (actor), Togo Igawa (actor), David de Keyser (actor), Noah Taylor (actor), Dominik Scherrer (composer), Tim Barlow (actor), Janet Henfrey (actress), Kiki Kendrick (actress), Tim Potter (actor), Asif Kapadia (actor), Tony Maudsley (actor), Paul Ritter (actor),

Plot: The last day of creation. A stranger arrives in London. No one knows who he is or where he has come from. By the time he leaves, the entire universe will have been erased. A black comedy about the Apocalypse, 'The Nine Lives...' presents a unique brand of left-field humour, spiritual beauty and spectral horror.

Keywords: absurdism, apocalypse, black-comedy, character-name-in-title, eclipse, end-of-the-world, future, london-england, satire, surrealism
Genres: Comedy, Drama, Fantasy, Mystery,

Quotes:

Ivul Gurk: But the country seems gripped, gripped, t-t-t-t-t, gripped...::Tomas Katz: Gripped by what, Ivul?::Ivul Gurk: ...gripped, grigrigrigripped, gripped, gripped, gripped, grigrigrigripped, gripped, gripped, gripped, gripped, gripped, gripped, gripped, gripped, gripped, gripped, gripped, gripped, gripped, gripped, gripped, gripped, grigri grigri grigrigri... gripped, gripped, gripped, gripped, gripped, grip-grip-grip-grip-grip-grip-grip-grip-grip grigrigrigrigrigrigrigrigrigrigrigrigrigrigrigrigrigrigrigrigri-gripped by mass psychosis.

[After establishing that the children in general are at fault for the state of the nation]::Ivul Gurk: Well, well, we could, ah, talk forever - is there a solution?::Tomas Katz: Yes! I have it here. It's a tuning fork. I acquired it through the Sunday Times recent innovation feature.::Ivul Gurk: Tuning Fork of Annihilation: Broadcast a melodious hum of this durable stainless steel tuning fork across the airwaves and cause the destruction of all domestic televisions and the death of all children who hear it. Wow, what will they think of, next?

The Gorgeous Hussy (1936)

Actors: Lionel Barrymore (actor), Harry C. Bradley (actor), Wade Boteler (actor), Frank Conroy (actor), Melville Cooper (actor), Melvyn Douglas (actor), Louis Calhern (actor), Oscar 'Dutch' Hendrian (actor), Leyland Hodgson (actor), Allen 'Farina' Hoskins (actor), Edward LeSaint (actor), Gene Lockhart (actor), Sam McDaniel (actor), Edmund Mortimer (actor), William Orlamond (actor),

Plot: It's the early nineteenth century Washington. Young adult Margaret O'Neal - Peggy to most that know her - is the daughter of Major William O'Neal, who is the innkeeper of the establishment where most out-of-town politicians and military men stay when they're in Washington. Peggy is pretty and politically aware. She is courted by several of those politicians and military men who all want to marry her, except for the one with who she is truly in love. Because of her personal situation at the time, she, in 1828, becomes the unofficial first lady to help her old friend - "old" both in terms of age and length of time - Andrew Jackson, who has just been elected President of the United States. Jackson and Peggy have the same political outlook, where the union of the states is paramount, especially when many states see their rights as being more important than the union. Jackson had a rough ride during the election in large part because his wife, Rachel Jackson, was seen as a pipe smoking hayseed, unfit to live in the White House. On her deathbed, Rachel asked Peggy to take care of Jackson. Peggy, as unofficial first lady, gets as rough a ride as Rachel did, because of her own marital status and the undue influence she may assert over Jackson. Because of her relationship with Jackson, Peggy has to decide which of the conflicting issues of her political convictions, being with the man she truly loves or respectability is of greatest priority in her life.

Keywords: andrew-jackson, based-on-novel, dancing, gossip, innkeeper, marriage, marriage-proposal, martin-van-buren, murder, party
Genres: Drama, History,

Riding for Love (1929)

Actors: George Chandler (actor), Walter Shumway (actor), Basil Dickey (writer), Walter Fabian (director), Kathryn Crawford (actress), Tom Malloy (writer),

Genres: Short, Western,

The Clicking of Cuthbert (1924)

Actors: P.G. Wodehouse (writer), Wallace Bosco (actor), Moore Marriott (actor), Challis Sanderson (editor), Peter Haddon (actor), Helena Pickard (actress), Peter Upcher (actor), Harry Beasley (actor), Andrew P. Wilson (director), E. Ashley Marvin (actor), Margaret Chatwyn (actress),

Genres: ,

The Lost House (1915)

Actors: Elmer Clifton (actor), Wallace Reid (actor), Allan Sears (actor), F.A. Turner (actor), Lillian Gish (actress), Richard Harding Davis (writer), Anita Loos (writer), Christy Cabanne (director),

Genres: Drama, Short,