Funny (2015)

Actors: Alan Carr (actor), Kevin Dillon (actor), Joe Piscopo (actor), Robbie Gee (actor), Gabriel Millman (actor), Jessica Blake (actress), Mara Jill Herman (actress), Kyrie London (actress), Rudy Stern (producer), Alonso Mosley (writer), Rudy Roopchan (composer), Nick Cooke (director),

Plot: Two guys owe money to the mob. Joe Piscopo is playing a larger than life, slightly psychotic, forgetful Gangster. And in repayment to him, they must teach his niece to become a stand up comedian, or else they are done for. The girl is absolutely awful at comedy but really thinks she's good. Robbie Gee & Kevin Dillon are the guys who owe the money and must teach the girl Kyrie London (who is playing the role as a slightly Mexican / Spanish, type character) how to be Funny, while also planning a bank job close to the theater, with twists and turns. "This comedy caper will have you bursting at the seams"

Genres: Comedy,

Crawl Bitch Crawl (2012)

Actors: Gavin ap' Morrygan (producer), David Paul Baker (actor), Tom Chamberlain (actor), Torey Byrne (actress), Oklahoma Ward (editor), Andre Relis (producer), Oklahoma Ward (writer), Oklahoma Ward (director), Oklahoma Ward (producer), Nicole Alonso (actress), Nicole Alonso (producer), Howard Brodsky (producer), Arlo Ihrig (miscellaneous crew), Jonathan Dixon (miscellaneous crew), Jonathan Dixon (actor),

Plot: An elite security team assigned the task of protecting the last known woman who can become pregnant, find themselves caught in an endless claustrophobic underground tunnel system. The team soon learns - the real horror is not the unstoppable force chasing them, but the ever growing smaller tunnel itself.

Genres: Horror, Sci-Fi, Thriller,

My Streets (2009)

Actors: Eric Jaan (actor), Brock Smith (editor), Max Bassett (actor), Hamoody Jaafar (actor), Justin Kady (director), Justin Kady (actor), Justin Kady (producer), Justin Kady (writer), Eric Bare (actor), Martin Berishaj (actor), Jessica Jabbori (actress), Michael Reed (actor), Mike Girardin (actor), David Kady (actor), David Kady (producer),

Plot: Jimmy Angel, a convicted drug trafficker, has just received a second lease on life. His plan? To re-enter the fast paced, dangerous world of illegal substances with his cohorts: Johnny Vain and Tommy Land. Together again, the trio will look to revolutionize the market with a highly explosive new drug: Crystal Meth. Standing in their way are a nosey cop, rival trafficking gangs, and figures of Angel's past. But as the plot begins to unfold, Jimmy must make the ultimate choice: wealth or happiness? Is Angel willing to give up a world he knows, a world he controls...to be in a world he longs for? Or will the thrill of fortune, women, and fame draw him deeper into a fate unknown?

Keywords: street
Genres: Drama,
Taglines: Blinded by the flash

State Property (2002)

Actors: Jay-Z (actor), Damon Dash (producer), Robert M. Melnik (miscellaneous crew), Damon Dash (actor), Donna Sloan (miscellaneous crew), Robert John Burke (actor), Denyce Lawton (actress), Wendy L. York (miscellaneous crew), LeRoy McCarthy (miscellaneous crew), Beanie Sigel (actor), Ron Rotholz (producer), Wayne Levin (miscellaneous crew), Abdul Malik Abbott (composer), Abdul Malik Abbott (director), Abdul Malik Abbott (writer),

Plot: Frustrated with being broke, Beans (Sigel) decides that the only way to grasp the American Dream is to take it. The film follows Beans and his crew, the ABM, as they take over the city, creating mayhem as their empire builds. Beans now struggles to maintain his family life while bumping heads with opposing gangsters and police. It all comes to a head when he cannot surpass the city's most notorious crew, run by Untouchable J (Jay-Z) and Dame (Dash). The moves Beans and the ABM decide to make come with severe consequences.

Keywords: drug-lord, gangster, hip-hop, rap-music
Genres: Action, Crime, Drama,
Taglines: You Either Get Down Or You Lay Down.

Quotes:

Beans: This city right here we call brotherly love? Ain't no love here.

Beans: Five million dollars. I want you to offer that nigga five million dollars. Tell him to take the stand, say he made a mistake, and I wasn't involved in none of that shit.::Lawyer: It's worth a try.::Beans: Don't fuckin' try. You do it.

Beans: You see this shit here? These motherfuckin' rings? These are for my top dogs. The minute you put that shit on, that shit means for life! That means till the day you die! Ain't no gettin' off this shit!::[Beans puts his ring on and raises his fist]::Beans: ABM for life!::ABM Crew: ABM for life!

[repeated line]::Beans: You either get down or lay down.

Beans: Look at us man. Just chillin'. Enjoying the fruits of our *fuckin'* labor.

Tales from the Hood (1995)

Actors: Roger Guenveur Smith (actor), Christopher Young (composer), Tom Wright (actor), Charles Bornstein (editor), Wings Hauser (actor), Spike Lee (producer), Joe Torry (actor), Clarence Williams III (actor), Duane Whitaker (actor), Art Evans (actor), Corbin Bernsen (actor), David Alan Grier (actor), Mark Christopher Lawrence (actor), Rick Dean (actor), T'Keyah Crystal Keymáh (actress),

Plot: Four short, moralistic horror vignettes (a la EC Comics) that deal with mostly black characters. The framing story introduces three youths out to pick up a drug shipment at a funeral parlor from the strange director, Mr. Simms. As the three punks wind their way through the parlor, Mr. Simms tells them the last stories of some of his more interesting clients.

Keywords: african-american, american-flag, anthology, bare-chested-male, baton, beaten-to-death, belt-whipping, bitten-in-the-neck, blood, blood-splatter
Genres: Horror, Thriller,
Taglines: Where nightmares and reality meet on the street Chill or be Chilled Your most terrifying nightmare and your most frightening reality are about to meet on the streets.

Quotes:

Mr. Simms: After you killed Crazy K, a few of his boys killed you! I guess you didn't make it!

[Martin Moorehouse has just transformed Newton into a mural]::Martin Moorehouse: Welcome - to MY world!

Mr. Simms: Don't worry. You'll get the shit. You'll be knee-deep in the shit. I've got it hid. There's so much... I couldn't even lift it all myself.

Ball: What you sayin'? We dead, motherfucker?::Mr. Simms: VERY!::Bulldog: Motherfucker bullshit! If we dead then what we doin' in a funeral home with your crazy ass?::Mr. Simms: This ain't no funeral home! It ain't the Terror Dome, neither! Welcome to Hell, motherfuckers!

Newton: What are we going to say? The body of a citizen we murdered has come back to kill us?

Newton: Damn it, man, this is no time to panic!::Strom: Then when the FUCK do we begin to panic?

Martin Moorehouse: Clarence! Bring them to me! Bring them to ME!::Clarence: I will! I will! I will!

Clarence: Are you satisfied now, brother?::[Martin Moorhouse grabs Clarence by the throat]::Martin Moorehouse: Where were you when I NEEDED you, brother?

[the tattooed man has just been struck by Crazy K's fist after uttering a series of racist propoganda]::Tattooed Man: Hey, nigger. Those people you killed? What color were they?::[Crazy K's expression changes from wrath to somber reflection]::Tattooed Man: [Laughs]They were niggers. I know it. [Tastes his own blood] You're cool with me, nigger. I like you. I like you a lot.

Eli: You need to be scared, Mr. Metger. Them dolls didn't want him there. They don't want you there. Now you'd best get out before you wind up just like him. Or worse.

The Burning (1981)

Actors: Jason Alexander (actor), Tom Savini (miscellaneous crew), Harvey Weinstein (producer), Rick Wakeman (composer), Harvey Weinstein (writer), Brad Grey (miscellaneous crew), Bob Weinstein (writer), Harvey Weinstein (writer), Holly Hunter (actress), Fisher Stevens (actor), Brad Grey (writer), André Djaoui (producer), Ned Eisenberg (actor), Jack Sholder (editor), Tony Maylam (writer),

Plot: A janitor at a summer camp is accidently burned severely from a prank. Years later, he is released from an institute, and returns to the camp with a pair of hedge clippers to take revenge on the campers.

Keywords: 1980s, abandoned-mine, attraction, axe, axe-in-the-head, axe-murder, backwoods, bare-breasts, baseball, baseball-game
Genres: Horror,
Taglines: Gather Around the Campfire to Die! It will take you further than fear. A legend of terror isn't a campfire story anymore! Don't look, he'll see you. Don't breathe, he'll hear you. Don't move... you're dead! A brutal horrific act made him kill and kill and kill Today is not Friday the 13th. But if you see this movie alone... you'll never be the same again! Come Face To Face With The Creation of Evil! The most frightening of all maniac films. If you go down to the woods today... Watch out for Cropsy!

Quotes:

Sophie: Hey Todd... over here!

Michelle: What are we going to do now?::Todd: All right, we'll all split up and search this whole area. The canoes have to be around here somewhere.::Sophie: What happens if we don't find them?::Todd: Then we'll build a raft, or something.::[the campers murmur and grumble]

Orderly: How long have you been working here?::Intern: I just started working Sunday.::Orderly: You like your job?::Intern: Yeah, it's fine.::Orderly: Well, when you've seen what I've seen, you'll soon change your mind. Hey listen, after two months of working here, you'll start to feel like an old man. Guys like you won't last five minutes. Hey, there's this guy down the hall in the burn center I'd like you to see. After you see this guy, you'll never want to come back in here again. Man, this guy is so burned, he's cooked! A fucking Big Mac, overdone! You know what I mean? And, it's a miracle that he's still alive. If it was me, I'd prefer to be dead. No way I'd want to be this freak. He's a monster, man! I've been working here 10 years and I'm telling you, I've never seen anything like this.::Intern: Listen, I've got to be...::Orderly: Come on, in here, man.::Intern: Look, I've got to go.::Orderly: Hey, you want to be a doctor, right? This is what you've got to see. This is where it's at!

Dave: [looking at Playboy] God bless her mom and dad.

[last lines]::Camp Counselor: They never found his body, but they say his spirit lives in the forest. This forest. A maniac, a thing no longer human. They say he lives on whatever he can catch. Eats them raw, alive maybe. And every year he picks on a summer camp and seeks his revenge for the terrible things those kids did to him. Every year he kills. Right now he's out there. Watching. Waiting. So don't look; he'll see you. Don't breathe; he'll hear you. Don't move; you're dead!

Todd: There used to be a camp not far from here, just across the lake. It was called Camp Blackfoot. No one goes there anymore. Everything burnt down. This camp had a caretaker, and his name was Cropsy. Now, this Cropsy was a drunkard... a sadist, and he got real pleasure out of hurting... scaring. And he had these garden shears. The kind with long, thin blades. He carried them all the time, wherever he went. And he had this kind of demonic way of looking at you. One time, Cropsy really went after this kid from Brooklyn, followed him around night and day. He made this kid's life a living hell. But this time, he chose the wrong guy, 'cause the kid and some of his buddies had planned a little prank. Only problem was, the gag went wrong. The next thing anybody knows, Cropsy's trapped alive and burning in his bunk. They try to get him out, but the fire's so fierce, they can't reach him. All they can do is stand outside and listen to him cry out in agony. They say his smashed his way through the bunkroom door in just a mass of flames. And as he burned alive, he cried out, "I will return! I will have my revenge!" They never found his body, but he survived. He lives on whatever he can catch. Eats them raw, alive. No longer human. Right now, he's out there. Watching, waiting. Don't look; he'll see you. Don't move; he'll hear you. Don't breathe; you're dead!

Paul: Tonight's the night. Cropsy's going to get what he deserves. Remember what he did to you, Snoop?::Snoop: Yeah.::Paul: And when he beat up Jamie really bad for nothing? Billy says Cropsy's been getting away with this shit for years. If we pull this off, it'll be the biggest number Camp Blackfoot has ever seen.

[Cropsy shuts off the light]::Hooker: That's a lowkey lighting, huh? That's alright with me.

[Alfred has been caught scaring Sally in the shower]::Todd: What do you have to say about that, Alfred?::Alfred: I only meant to scare her.::Michelle: You only meant to scare her. Well, you sure as hell did scare her!

Paul: Jamie, you with us?::Jamie: Right.::Paul: Snoop?::Snoop: Yeah, I'm in.::Paul: Billy?::Billy: What, are you kidding? I can't stand that creep.::Paul: [to Todd] What about you?::Young Todd: As long as I get to see that motherfucker squirm.::Paul: Don't worry. Tonight's the night that we scare the shit out of Cropsy. Because when he wakes up, when he see it, he's gonna have a heart attack.

Boerboel de Wet (1961)

Actors: Sann de Lange (actress), Al Debbo (director), Al Debbo (actor), Al Debbo (producer), Pieter Hauptfleisch (actor), Taffy Kikillus (actor), Harry Hughes (editor), Christo Gerber (actor), Trudie Rossouw (actress), Lorna Cowell (actress), Vernon Whitten (producer), Mario Lastrucci (actor), Phillip Botha (actor), John Goldblatt (writer), Gil Sales (actor),

Genres: Comedy,

Sneak, Snoop and Snitch in Triple Trouble (1941)

Actors: Jack Mercer (actor), Jack Mercer (actor), Jack Mercer (actor), Max Fleischer (producer), Dave Fleischer (director), Winston Sharples (composer), Sammy Timberg (composer), George Hill (writer),

Plot: Sneak, Snoop and Snitch are in the Lilliput jail - not because they've done anything, but just because they might. A pardon appears under the door. Little Snitch is excited and tries to tell the two others, but they only pummel him as usual and tell him to keep quiet. Sneak, who has the sharp nose and raspy voice, suddenly comes up with the idea to tunnel out. He grabs the pardon from Snitch and draws a map on the back of it. With their plan on paper, the three of them proceed to dig their way out of jail. Unfortunately, they dig underneath the warden's garden. Childlike Snitch picks the flowers from below, alerting the warden to the fact that something is up - or rather, under.

Keywords: animated-antics, bucket, dirt, flower, garden, hit-on-the-head, jail, lie, map, pardon
Genres: Animation, Comedy, Short,

Sneak, Snoop and Snitch (1940)

Actors: Dave Fleischer (director), Jack Mercer (actor), Jack Mercer (actor), Jack Mercer (actor), Max Fleischer (producer), Cal Howard (writer), Winston Sharples (composer), Sammy Timberg (composer), Jack Mercer (actor), Willard Bowsky (director),

Genres: Animation, Short,

Missing Daughters (1939)

Actors: George Magrill (actor), Forbes Murray (actor), Eddie Kane (actor), Richard Arlen (actor), James Craig (actor), Dick Curtis (actor), Don Beddoe (actor), Richard Fiske (actor), Byron Foulger (actor), Wade Boteler (actor), Bud Geary (actor), Chuck Hamilton (actor), John Harmon (actor), Harry A. Bailey (actor), Joe Palma (actor),

Plot: Josie Lamonte ('Marian Marsh' (qv)), upset by experiences at the "Club Naturelle", where she had hoped to acquire 'poise and personality' for a stage career, fires a tirade at club owner ""Lucky" Rogers ('Edward Raquello' (qv)) for his unprincipled ways of recruiting nightclub girls. The suicide of Josie prompts a broadcast by newscaster/columnist Wally King ('Richard Arlen' (qv)) in which he blasts Police Captain McGraw ('Wade Boteler' (qv)) of the Missing Persons Bureau. He mentions that this girl had been missing for months while her photograph was being seen posted by passersby of the police station. McGraw challenges King to locate some of the missing girls himself. Kay Roberts ('Rochelle Hudson' (qv)), sister of Josie, brings King a letter that indicates Josie's death was not suicide. King persuades showgirls he has done favors for to act as investigators. They find that an art salon, an escort bureau, and a theatrical agency are all operated by the "Club Naturelle." He then sets a trap to bring Rogers and his henchmen to justice.

Keywords: 1930s, archive-footage, b-movie, banquet, bodyguard, broadway-manhattan-new-york-city, brothel, brothel-madam, call-girl, celebration
Genres: Action, Adventure, Crime, Drama,
Taglines: SEE WHAT HAPPENS TO MAIN STREET GIRLS ON MANHATTAN'S MAIN STEM! BROADWAY COLUMNIST SMASHES HOSTESS RACKET KING! THEY WORK FOR 'LUCKY' ROGERS...AND IT'S DEATH TO THE FIRST ONE WHO TALKS! HAVE YOU SEEN ANY OF THESE GIRLS WHO ARE PRAYING THEY'LL NEVER BE FOUND? LEARN HOW RUN-AWAY GIRLS GET THE BROADWAY RUN-AROUND SMASHING BROADWAY'S HOSTESS RACKET! A famous columnist blats the air waves...to save the stage-struck kids who pray they'll never be found! THey wanter their pictures in the paper! AND THEY GOT THEM ON THE FRONT PAGE! (original poster) BLONDE BEAUTY BRUTALLY BEATEN! (original poster-all caps) BODY OF NIGHT CLUB HOSTESS FOUND IN RIVER! (original poster) Stage-struck kids looking for a break 'til they-re broke! Then a job as a hostess with "Lucky"...and death to any who talk! (original poster)