'Champ Kind' is featured as a movie character in the following productions:
Anchorman 2: The Legend Continues (2013)
Actors:
David Koechner (actor),
Liam Neeson (actor),
Greg Kinnear (actor),
Aubrey Graham (actor),
Harrison Ford (actor),
James Marsden (actor),
Steve Carell (actor),
Sacha Baron Cohen (actor),
Jim Carrey (actor),
Wilbur Fitzgerald (actor),
Dylan Baker (actor),
Will Ferrell (actor),
Steve Coulter (actor),
Paul Rudd (actor),
John C. Reilly (actor),
Plot: Having left San Diego for New York City, Ron Burgundy is living the high life with his wife Veronica Corningstone and son Walter Burgundy. However, when the boss decides to promote Veronica to full time lead anchor and fire Ron, everything changes. Now heading back to San Diego, Ron is washed up and working part time at Sea World. His shot at redemption though comes in the form of a man named Freddie Schapp, who's an executive producer at the Global News Network, the world's first 24 hour round the clock news channel. He hires Ron, who proceeds to reunite the news team of Champ, Brick, and Brian, and head back to New York City. While there Ron and his news team are given the graveyard shift and a challenge. Ron comes up with a radical new idea to transform the news and that puts him at the top of the game once again. But how long will Ron's newfound fame last? And will Brick finally find true love?
Keywords: absurdism, african-american, anchorman, apartment, australian, axe, bar, bare-chested-male, bat, beach
Genres:
Comedy,
Taglines: It's Kind of a Big Deal
Quotes:
Ron Burgundy: I'm so lonely, I paid a hobo to spoon with me.
Ron Burgundy: Who the hell is Julius Ceasar? You know I don't follow the NBA!
Ron Burgundy: By the hymen of Olivia Newton-John!
Champ Kind: I believe in two things: Chicken, and that the census is a way for the UN to make your children gay.
Brick Tamland: I can always guess how many jelly beans are in a jelly bean jar, even if I'm wrong.
Ron Burgundy: I'm not trying to be funny, but are you sure he's not a midget with a learning disability?
Ron Burgundy: If you've got an ass like the North Star, wise men are gonna want to follow it.
Ron Burgundy: Andre the Giant gave a surprisingly nimble foot rub.
Ron Burgundy: The Tooth Fairy's exposed breast made the child uncomfortable.
Anchorman: The Legend of Ron Burgundy (2004)
Actors:
Ian Roberts (actor),
Seth Rogen (actor),
Tim Robbins (actor),
Adam McKay (actor),
Holmes Osborne (actor),
David Koechner (actor),
Chris Parnell (actor),
Fred Armisen (actor),
Jay Johnston (actor),
Will Ferrell (actor),
Joe Flaherty (actor),
Judd Apatow (actor),
Jack Black (actor),
Paul Rudd (actor),
Steve Carell (actor),
Plot: In 1970s San Diego, journalism was a well respected profession and people actually cared about what they saw on TV. And the top rated anchor man in the city is Ron Burgundy. He enjoys his run at the top, and has for the last five years. And his news team is equally as good as he is. Professional jock and former professional baseball player Champ Kind handles the sports, the curiously dim witted Brick Tamland - who's a few channels short of a cable subscription - handles the weather, and ladies' man Brian Fantana - whose collection of fine scents would be in the Guinness Book Of Records - handles the on-field reporting. But now all that is about to change forever. His network Channel 6 has embraced diversity and has hired a beautiful new female anchor named Veronica Corningstone. While Ron Burgundy and the rest of the Channel 6 news team enjoys fighting with competitors, drinking, and flirting with the ladies, Veronica quietly climbs her way to the top. And Veronica's success drives Ron Burgundy crazy. So much that Veronica's meddling causes Ron to get demoted and ultimately lose his job with Channel 6. Now left with nothing, Ron must find a way to get back to the top - and that involves a story about a rare Chinese panda giving birth on US soil. Will Ron be the one to report the story on a national level?
Keywords: 1970s, anchorman, anchorwoman, animal-abuse, animal-attack, animated-sequence, banana, bar, bear, biker
Genres:
Comedy,
Taglines: His news is bigger than your news. They bring you the news so you don't have to get it yourself. Ron Burgundy wishes you a happy 9th of July. If Ron Burgundy says it... it's the truth!
Quotes:
Brick Tamland: I pooped a hammer.
Brick Tamland: I pooped a Cornish game hen.
Wes Mantooth: I didn't know that the Salvation Army was having a sale?
Brick Tamland: [riding a bear] Hey, Ron. I'm riding a furry tractor.
Ron Burgundy: [to Veronica] It's all right, my sweet chinchilla.
Ed Harken: Apparently, my son was on something called "Acid," and was shooting a bow and arrow into a crowd.
Ron Burgundy: [to dog] You're so wise. You're like a miniature Buddha, covered in hair.
Ron Burgundy: I love scotch. Scotchy, scotch, scotch. Here it goes down, down into my belly...
Ron Burgundy: You stay classy, San Diego.
Frank Vitchard: [to Burgundy] I am gonna straight-up murder your ass!::Public TV News Anchor: [behind Frank] Blade!::Fighter: [handing him a machete] Here ya go, mate!::Frank Vitchard: [public news anchor cuts off Frank's arm] Ah! I did not see that one coming!
Wake Up, Ron Burgundy: The Lost Movie (2004)
Actors:
Judd Apatow (actor),
Adam McKay (actor),
David Koechner (actor),
Jay Johnston (actor),
Steve Carell (actor),
M.C. Gainey (actor),
Justin Long (actor),
Fred Armisen (actor),
Kevin Corrigan (actor),
Chuck D. (actor),
Ned Bellamy (actor),
Will Ferrell (actor),
Chad Everett (actor),
Chris Parnell (actor),
Holmes Osborne (actor),
Plot: This "alternate film" companion to _Anchorman: The Legend of Ron Burgundy (2004)_ (qv) was compiled from dropped sub-plots and alternate takes. While Ron Burgundy's rivalry with Veronica Corningstone continues, a group of unprofessional thieves better known as 'The Alarm Clock' try to make the truth known, whatever that may be.
Keywords: 1970s, alarm-clock, alternate-version, anchorman, anchorwoman, bank-robber, bank-teller, breaking-the-fourth-wall, character-name-in-title, cowboy-hat
Genres:
Comedy,
Taglines: The Adventure continues...
Quotes:
Ron Burgundy: Looks like the captain's back.
Champ Kind: I love you, Ron!
Jess Moondragon: Mother Nature sure got up on the right side of bed today, huh?::Ron Burgundy: [laughs] She's a giving lady!::Jess Moondragon: Yeah.::Ron Burgundy: Mother Nature, she is.::Jess Moondragon: She didn't even bother to put on makeup!::[they laugh]::Jess Moondragon: You know, I - I'd deeply like to take her and... make love to her.::Ron Burgundy: Mm! She's an elusive goddess, Mother Nature.::Jess Moondragon: Yeah. Still, to... feel her succulent breasts pressed against me, and... my breath whispering hot in her ear. Yeah, baby. While I fumble with my belt... you get my drift, friend?::Ron Burgundy: Yeah. Yeah, I do. I do. But therein lies the rub, for she turns away all suitors.::Jess Moondragon: I'd like to take Mother Nature to a sleazy motel, get in the shower, and... wash each other all over, and then go in the bedroom and do things you can only do in Bangkok...::Ron Burgundy: All right, I'm gonna have to stop you there; you're making me very uncomfortable.::Jess Moondragon: Sorry, Ron Burgundy, I... Mother Nature does that to me.
[Ron, Brian, Champ and Brick drive to the observatory]::Champ Kind: I love you, Ron. [pause] I said I love you, Ron. [pause] Why is everyone ignoring me? I love you, Ron! And I think we should adopt a child together in Vermont! Answer me!::Ron Burgundy: Um... so... uh... the... the car's running great.::Brian Fantana: Hm? Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah...::Ron Burgundy: Take it for a tune-up?::Brian Fantana: Yeah.::Ron Burgundy: Uh-huh.::Brian Fantana: Changed the oil...::Ron Burgundy: Good!::Brian Fantana: And, uh...::Champ Kind: [shouts] Answer me! Ron! Ron, I know you heard me. I love you... and I want to be with you... like men. I want to be inside you. I want you inside me.::Brian Fantana: All right, anybody's up for the radio?::Ron Burgundy: I would love to hear the radio.::Brick Tamland: Yeah.::Champ Kind: [shouts] No radio! I have something to say to Ron! You know I've had feelings for you for a long time! We'd be good together, Ron, I-I-I'm a good cook. Uh... do you like your feet rubbed? I'll bet you do. I'll-I'll rub 'em, and, uh, maybe we could get married in a ceremony presided over by Roger Staubach - I already called him last week, I hope that's okay with you.::Ron Burgundy: Mexican food on me?::Brian Fantana: Hey, that sounds good.::Brick Tamland: Yeah, burrito!::Ron Burgundy: Okay.::Champ Kind: Say it! Say "Champ Burgundy," say it!::Brick Tamland: Tostada!::Ron Burgundy: Uh, tostadas would be great!::Champ Kind: [shouts] I am in love with Ron Burgundy! I'm always thinking about you, Ron! I have dream journals about you - filled pages! When I make love to women, I close my eyes and think of you when I finish! Ron Burgundy is in love with me! [sings] "Ron Burgundy and Champion Kind, oh, let's... be so beautiful together, running in the grass, in the summer and the fall, and winter time too..."
[opening narration]::Bill Lawson: There are stories epic, and grand stories that are forever lost in the sands of time, forgotten or changed by cruel kings who can hear only the whispers of these lost legends. Still other tales become too frightening for future generations to impart to their young. But other stories are lost to us because they don't test well with recruited audiences, or because a movie is too long, and the story must be cut for time. This is one of those tales. This is the chaff from the wheat, the skim from the milk, the pudding from the all-you-can-eat lobster buffet, and the surgeon guy from Prince and the Revolution. This is the lost movie "Wake Up, Ron Burgundy."
Champ Kind: I will eat your face off your bones, Fantana!
Bartender: Son of a man nipple!
Ron Burgundy: [while making love to Veronica Corningstone] Hey, wake the black lady up.
Brian Fantana: Come on guys, don't eat me! Eat Brick! He won't even care. Right Brick?::Brick Tamland: Oh yeah, that's fine.
Ron Burgundy: [singing] Hush little baby daddy's going to eat you...