On March 10, Canadian Prime Minister Justin Trudeau and his wife Sophie Gregoire Trudeau joined President Barack Obama and First Lady Michelle Obama for a State Dinner at the White House. Together, they comprise a quartet of bonafide hotties.

In early March, an unfortunate soul put the pedal to the metal so as to reach his house before pooping his pants. But the fates were not on his side: arrested for speeding, the gentleman was left with no recourse but to take a dump in the police car as he was taken to jail.

With his bouncing body, looming grin, and wild hair, Richard Simmons might have terrified me as a child, but it gives me no pleasure to report that the New York Daily News published a story on the fact that his friends are pretty convinced the exercise mogul and TV personality is being held hostage in his own home by…

Let’s all guess how much Tidal, a streaming service which I, like many Americans, forget exists until Kanye tweets about it, paid off the writers at Saturday Night Live to create a sketch that namedrops them a bunch while a famous performer sings in the background. Just kidding. (Mostly.)

Hillary Clinton’s recent misstep—praising former president Ronald Reagan and Nancy Reagan for helping to initiate a “national conversation” about the AIDS epidemic in the late 1980s, despite the fact that the record states otherwise—has led to a public outcry, and now the Democratic nominee hopeful is attempting to…

Saturday Night Live decided to pay an homage to feminism in song by not actually writing a song about feminism—and the anti-anthem ended up being a glorious primer on the intricacies of intersectional feminism anyway.

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Crunch through the hard shell to the gooey dragon baby inside.

Memory is a funny thing, and it’s even funnier when you’re in the midst of a bitter fight for the highest political office in the country.

A Redditor posted this old video of a pair of Australian sisters under the title, “These twins are the most annoying people in the world,” because the only thing worse than one woman talking is two, amirite?

The Breitbart reporter who alleged that Donald Trump’s campaign manager Corey Lewandowski grabbed her arm forcefully at an event this week is finally giving her side of the story.

The Star Talk host is obviously more versed on the astral dance of the cosmos than the primal earthbound dance of lurve.

The Islamic State has only one real rule that keeps captured female prisoners from being raped, and it’s based on an obscure ruling in Islamic Law that says “a man must ensure that the woman he enslaves is free of child before having intercourse with her.”

After Trump’s Chicago rally was cancelled due to mayhem and violence on Friday, many fans rushed to find a justification for yet another nightmarish hell scape created by the politician’s vicious rhetoric. One of the weirdest defenses for us to laugh at comes courtesy of Stacey Dash.

Macklemore wants to talk about White Privilege II, but everyone else wants to talk about this painting of Justin Bieber posing as the most important meal of the day.