Transporter 3 (2008)

Actors: Luc Besson (producer), Katia Tchenko (actress), Luc Besson (writer), Romuald Drault (miscellaneous crew), Eric Moreau (actor), Marc Leroyer (miscellaneous crew), Jason Statham (actor), François Berléand (actor), Olivier Bériot (costume designer), Luc Besson (writer), Eriq Ebouaney (actor), Jeroen Krabbé (actor), Robert Knepper (actor), Brieann Rich (miscellaneous crew), Emilie Maison (miscellaneous crew),

Plot: Toxic waste bubbles in a ship waiting permission to dock in Odessa. Frank Martin turns down a job in Marseilles, referring it to a pal. A short time later, the pal, wounded by gunfire, crashes his car into Frank's living room and dies, leaving a young woman in the back seat. The employer of the dead man shows up, forces Frank to take the job, snaps a bracelet on his wrist that will explode if Frank gets more than 75 feet from his car, and sends Frank on a journey east with the young woman and a trunk full of something. She's Valentina, nearly mute. Can Frank figure out what's going on, deliver the package, and escape alive? And what does the ship have to do with it?

Keywords: 55-gallon-drum, action-hero, aerial-shot, ambulance, audi, bare-chested-male, bicycle, binoculars, bitten-hand, blackmail
Genres: Action, Adventure, Crime, Thriller,
Taglines: This time, the rules are the same. Except one. Do not step away from the vehicle. If You Need It To Arrive Safe and In One Piece -- Hire A Professional

Quotes:

Valentina: Am I not sexy?::Frank Martin: [uninterested]... yeah, you're sexy.::Valentina: [elatedly] You're the gay!::Frank Martin: Nope! I am not "the gay."

Frank Martin: Do I look like a man who came half-way across Europe to die on a bridge?

Frank Martin: Let me guess. You're the smart one.::The Giant: No. I am the big one.

Valentina: Do you ever kiss like you mean it Frank? I'm thinking may be nice. I'm thinking you live alone. Inside and outside. I think it's not dying you're afraid of, it's a living. Live with me. just this once, just this moment, live with me... [they kiss]

Johnson: [Valentina sees Frank's car racing alongside the train and smiles] What's so funny?::Valentina: Hearing a dead man talking.

Johnson: I'd like to offer you a position.::Frank Martin: I'd like to offer you one. Permanently disabled.

Inspector Tarconi: It's a good thing that we French have such a highly developed sense of humor.::Frank Martin: With all due respect, the French think that Jerry Lewis is a genius.::Inspector Tarconi: Jerry Lewis is a genius.::Frank Martin: Dean was the genius.::Inspector Tarconi: No. Dean just stood there with a drink and a cigarette.::Frank Martin: My point exactly. Anyone can fall down and get a laugh. But how many people can do it standing still with a drink and a cigarette?

Inspector Tarconi: I'm afraid our day of leisure is cut short. There is a big mess in Marseilles - some madman driving an Audi at impossible speeds.::Frank Martin: Don't look at me.::Inspector Tarconi: That is the first place the chief told me to look. But I will tell him you have the perfect alibi. As usual.

Johnson: You've disappointed me.::Frank Martin: You won't be the first, and you won't be the last. I told you I wanted to do this in person.::Johnson: That won't be necessary. You see, since we had our little chat at the beginning of the mission, I've been thinking I don't need the best man for this mundane assignment. Any idiot with a drivers' license will do, so, in the words of the great American Donald Trump, I'm sorry, but you're fired.

Valentina: The sea is so restful. Is lunch ready yet.::Inspector Tarconi: Mademoiselle, there is a certain progression to things. In order to eat the lunch, you first have to catch a lunch.::Frank Martin: And if we keep talking instead of concentrating, we're gonna catch nothing.::Valentina: I have better idea. Why don't we skip catching of lunch and go right to eating of lunch? I know wonderful place just up coast from here, where they make fish stew. Incredible. They use tomatoes and onions, a little amount of lavender.::Frank Martin: What kind of wine?::Valentina: Pink, from south.::Inspector Tarconi: A Chateau Neuf, perhaps.::Frank Martin: Chilled.::Valentina: Of course chilled.::Frank Martin: And for dessert?

Twin Signal (2001)

Actors: Lisa Ortiz (actress), Rachael Lillis (actress), Michael Sinterniklaas (actor), Mike Pollock (actor), Kevin T. Collins (actor), Jeff Ward (actor), Jon Avner (actor), Doug Bost (actor), Doug Bost (actor), Michelle Newman (actress), Abigale Campell (actress), Michele O'Medlin (actress), Michele O'Medlin (actress), Caroline Rose (actress), David Thund (actor),

Genres: Action, Adventure, Animation, Sci-Fi, Short,

Quotes:

Signal: [slices a gigantic rock in half]::Nobu: [applauds sarcasticaly] Yay.::Signal: [cockily] That really isn't nessicary you know. I know how impressive I am.

Mini: [pointing to the lake excitedly] Sea! It's the sea! See?::Nobu: That's not the sea you know. That's a lake.::Mini: Ohhh...a lake full of sea!

Chris: [sing-song voice] Oh Signal~!::Signal: [to Erala] Excuse me one moment. [rushes into the room] What is it?!::Chris: [holding out the broom] Help me clean your mess!::Signal: [frustrated/angrily] You realize of course that I am a combat robot and cleaning is beneath me?

Burglar from Hell (1993)

Actors: Debbie D (actress), Phil Herman (actor), Phil Herman (editor), Steve O'Connor (actor), Chip Herman (director), Chip Herman (writer), Nancy Feliciano (actress), Barry Gaines (actor), Matt O'Connor (actor), Bryant Sohl (actor), Barry Holmes (actor), Paul Amerigo (actor), Ben Stanski (actor), Theresa Cook (actress), Mario Rienzo (actor),

Plot: When a burglar tries robbing an old lady's house, she winds up killing him and burying him in the back yard. After she dies some teenagers move into her house, not knowing about the burglar buried out back. One night they hold a séance and, unbeknownst to them, the burglar comes back to life. Complications ensue.

Keywords: independent-film
Genres: Horror,