Ali Ikram

@AliIkram Cliff Richard 2/2 80s drink alcohol at Christmas time 90s praying for millennial angst

@AliIkram Cliff Richard 1/2 50s dolls that are alive 60s the importance of congratulating 70s women are actually devils

George Michael decides what music is in any given decade. 80s: fun 90s: downbeat 00s: political George Michael decides

King Kong has a poignant theme about man's savagery&beauty as the only thing that soothes it. The big ape gets in the way of this a bit #rpt

a theatre production of Godzilla or King Kong where the actor playing the monster doesn't wear make up or a costume and is regular size.

I'll never learn how to use snapchat. No millennials have a long enough attention span 2 explain it to the old. I've had 24 30second lessons

when someone calls u talented they are really asking "why haven't u achieved anything yet?"

This morning I noticed something strange behind my phone I asked the person next 2 me what it was they said it used 2b referred to as "life"

Kids are interested in Queen. Me: "that's Brian May he's an astrophysicist and passionate opponent of animal cruelty." What other band?

Tickled is great. A Gatsby for our kinky money driven digital times. Congratulations @davidfarrier @DylanReeve

Nice 2b at the civic to see tickled by @davidfarrier . A special moment. So glad one of us actually finally did something decent.

we celebrate wisdom in the young & the good looks of the more mature.

Shame Kingi Taurua has stepped down. He warmly welcomed me 2 Te Tii and we divided the lines of Mauri at the marae w metal rods. Good times

did @kirsty_johnston seriously not get nominated for a canon award?

How dare you use #TheBachelorNZ for academic study and furthering the sum of human knowledge!!!!!!!

Over the course of the series I hv warmed 2 Naz's fighting qualities & it's that competitive drive that makes her now my fav #thebachelornz

I'm on snapchat my name is "barrykrump" follow if u want to watch someone grappling w new technology and the ways of the world.

Bit worried about the bachelor . Contestants appear to b departing the series & Jordan is frantically kissing them all to keep interest up.

no matter wat they take from me they can't take away my dignity (though they can give it a bloody good go)