Supreme Being

PMS Man (2012)

Actors: Robert Burton (actor), Robert Burton (actor), Robert Burton (actor), Robert Burton (actor), Robert Burton (actor), Robert Burton (actor), Robert Burton (actor), Robert Burton (actor), Robert Burton (producer), Melissa Pang (actress), Melissa Pang (actress), Melissa Pang (actress), Melissa Pang (actress), Melissa Pang (producer), Daniel Gulla (producer),

Genres: Animation,
Taglines: Saving the world has never been so terrifying!

Visions (2009)

Actors: Mark Stacey White (actor), Mark Stacey White (director), Michael Baker (actor), Michael Baker (producer), Michael Baker (writer), Glenn Schaich (actor), Michael Baker (editor), Michael Baker (director), Tommy Dishman (actor), Jolynn Johnston (actress), George Bailey (actor), Kathie Widener (actress), Tiffany Redwine (actress), Elise L. Kaplan (actress), Sharon Arnet (actress),

Genres: Drama, Drama, Short,
Taglines: What have we done... What have we done...

Perceptions (2008)

Actors: Gregory Patrick Agnew (actor), Sheila Mudd Baker (actress), Michael Baker (producer), Michael Baker (actor), Michael Baker (writer), Michael Baker (editor), Michael Baker (producer), Timmy Tzeiranakis (actor), Michael Baker (editor), Glenn Schaich (actor), Stephanie Gilmore (actress), Angie Unger (actress), Angela Chamberlain (actress), Melissa Jackson (actress), Lana Read (director),

Genres: Drama, Short,
Taglines: Your perception is flawed

Mad Dogs (2002)

Actors: Jonathan Pryce (actor), Clive Russell (actor), Saeed Jaffrey (actor), Paul Barber (actor), Indira Varma (actress), Carl Proctor (producer), Hussein Youniss (editor), Campbell Morrison (actor), Ahmed A. Jamal (director), Toby White (miscellaneous crew), Fabio Youniss (miscellaneous crew), Iain Fraser (actor), Luke Cumiskey (actor), Simon Louvish (writer),

Plot: London, one year from today... The dogs of England are dying, of "Mad Dog Disease," and Rabbie Burns, young drifter and certified schizophrenic, is hearing voices again - on Underground trains, over supermarket tannoys, and on his own T.V. He has 30 hours, a last weekend, to save the world from itself, before the "Supreme Being" himself loses patience and starts over, with a new species...

Genres: ,

Quotes:

[first lines]::Dr. Mackenzie: I would get a job if I was you.::Rabbie Burns: A job?::Dr. Mackenzie: Aye, an undertaking or an appointment with a future profit, even of a trifling or temporary nature.::Rabbie Burns: I don't know about that.::Dr. Mackenzie: Well I can't keep you in the program any more, Rabbie. You're a 100% successful remission. You know, you are my pride and joy, Rabbie.::Rabbie Burns: Well I don't feel too grand at the moment.::Dr. Mackenzie: Are you hearing the voices again?::Rabbie Burns: N-no.::Dr. Mackenzie: You taken your pills today?::Rabbie Burns: Religiously.::Dr. Mackenzie: Well you can throw them away, because they're placebos.::Rabbie Burns: Eh, come again?::Dr. Mackenzie: Placebos, Rabbie. A medicine given to humor or gratify a patient, without having to exercise any curative effects. In a word, rubbish.::Rabbie Burns: I thought I was feeling a bit less ship shape.::Dr. Mackenzie: It's in your head Rabbie. That's what you've had for the last 21 days. Off the drugs and no relapses. It's all in the mind!::Rabbie Burns: So that's it then.::Dr. Mackenzie: That's it Rabbie! I've got to be going, your the last appointment of the week. Now have a good Sabbath. Go forth and do not multiply. Come and see me in three weeks time. Here's my office number if you need me before that. After hours leave a message. I *can* be there in an emergency. Anything short of an emergency and the wrath of God will descend upon in terrible and consuming fury!

Alien: You have been chosen out of the countless millions that inhabit this speck of dirt to be the bearer of a binding command.::Rabbie Burns: Ah, tell me about it.::Alien: You will inform the leaders of your planet of our ultimate decree.::Rabbie Burns: Can this not wait 'til tomorrow, I've got an important date.::Alien: For decades we have we have watched your feeble experiments in steam locomotion, combustion engine, 3D animation, and nuclear power, but we have not interfered.::Rabbie Burns: What about all those alien abductions, snatching people for their bed and shoving things up their ass? The corn circles...

Narendra: How do we know you're the police?::Thin Man: By our arrogant demeanor and our total disregard for civil rights.

Narendra: Something really fishy is going on.::Jimmy Joyce: Fish are the masters of deception.

Alien: Why you? That's a reasonable question. Rules of nature, cosmic constraints. You see we can only be seen and heard by certain people. People whose brains work on certain frequencies. Schizophrenics, paranoids, mystics, religious fanatics and the like. All of those people who are least qualified to deliver a simple message. It has cost us *so* much bother in the past. Even the supreme being's going on about it. He calls it the limit of omnipotence.

Rabbie Burns: We're a sorry lot. But there's a lot of really good people down there.::Supreme Being: Hmm, name one.::Rabbie Burns: Well, you got um Socrates, Galileo, Jesus Christ, he wasn't too bad. You've got Nelson Mandela, Kenny Douglas, your Princess Diana. oh and Canadian TV host off the television, the one who goes around the global highlighting child labor in the 3rd world...

Thug: [while torturing] I love this job. It makes up for missing the Cold War.

Jimmy Joyce: Hold it right there. Only that's my partner you've got tied down there. A bosom friend. And the best interpreter of Hey Mister Tambourine Man in the entire London Transport network.

Narendra: Put those guns away, this isn't Texas.

Jimmy Joyce: I've always wanted to meet the end in a bubble bath. A Fort and a Mason's bath salts, and a nice wooden duck.

Time Bandits (1981)

Actors: Shelley Duvall (actress), Shelley Duvall (actress), Ralph Richardson (actor), Michael Palin (actor), David Warner (actor), Peter Vaughan (actor), Ian Holm (actor), Sean Connery (actor), Sean Connery (actor), Tony Jay (actor), Jim Broadbent (actor), John Cleese (actor), Leon Lissek (actor), Terry Gilliam (producer), Katherine Helmond (actress),

Plot: Kevin, an imaginative child, goes on a time-travelling adventure with a bunch of treasure-hunting dwarves, who have "borrowed" a map to the Universe's time holes from The Supreme Being.

Keywords: absurd, adventurer, alternate-dimension, ancient-greece, bad-parents, bandit, black-comedy, booby-trap, burglary, cage
Genres: Adventure, Comedy, Family, Fantasy, Sci-Fi,
Taglines: All the dreams you've ever had and not just the good ones ...they didn't make history, they stole it!

Quotes:

Evil: I have the map! I have the map! And the day after tomorrow... The world!

Napoleon: Little things hitting each other. THAT'S WHAT I LIKE!

Randall: Waiter, more champagne!::Waiter: Yes, sir.::Randall: And plenty of ice.::[followed immediately by the Titanic striking the iceberg]

Supreme Being: Dead? No excuse for laying off work.

Evil: Now Benson, I'm going to have to turn you into a dog for a while.

Evil: If I were creating the world I wouldn't mess about with butterflies and daffodils. I would have started with lasers, eight o'clock, Day One!::[zaps one of his minions accidentally, minion screams]::Evil: Sorry.

Randall: We made trees and shrubs. We helped make all this.::Kevin: Whew! That's not bad.::Randall: Yeah. But did we get a thimble full of credit for it? No! All we got was the sack. Just for creating the Pink Bunkadoo.::Kevin: Pink Bunkadoo?::Randall: Yeah. Beautiful trees that was. Og designed it. 600 feet high, bright red, and smelled terrible.

Strutter: [slaps Kevin] Get down, you nearly got us caught!::Randall: You silly fool, you could've ruined everything.::Kevin: Do you know where we are?::Randall: Shut up. Of course I do. 1796, Battle of Castiglione, see?::Strutter: [taps him] You sure we're not in somebody's bedroom?::Randall: Look, [grabs Strutter] do you want to be leader of this gang?::Strutter: No, we agreed: No leader!::Randall: Right. So shut up and do as I say. [Strutter nods]

Randall: Well, this map, Kevin, used to belong to the Supreme Being.::Kevin: You mean you stole it?::Randall: No, no. Well, sort of.

Randall: People who are always right make me sick!::Fidgit: That's why you get along with yourself so well!

Time Bandits (1981)

Actors: Shelley Duvall (actress), Shelley Duvall (actress), Ralph Richardson (actor), Michael Palin (actor), David Warner (actor), Peter Vaughan (actor), Ian Holm (actor), Sean Connery (actor), Sean Connery (actor), Tony Jay (actor), Jim Broadbent (actor), John Cleese (actor), Leon Lissek (actor), Terry Gilliam (producer), Katherine Helmond (actress),

Plot: Kevin, an imaginative child, goes on a time-travelling adventure with a bunch of treasure-hunting dwarves, who have "borrowed" a map to the Universe's time holes from The Supreme Being.

Keywords: absurd, adventurer, alternate-dimension, ancient-greece, bad-parents, bandit, black-comedy, booby-trap, burglary, cage
Genres: Adventure, Comedy, Family, Fantasy, Sci-Fi,
Taglines: All the dreams you've ever had and not just the good ones ...they didn't make history, they stole it!

Quotes:

Evil: I have the map! I have the map! And the day after tomorrow... The world!

Napoleon: Little things hitting each other. THAT'S WHAT I LIKE!

Randall: Waiter, more champagne!::Waiter: Yes, sir.::Randall: And plenty of ice.::[followed immediately by the Titanic striking the iceberg]

Supreme Being: Dead? No excuse for laying off work.

Evil: Now Benson, I'm going to have to turn you into a dog for a while.

Evil: If I were creating the world I wouldn't mess about with butterflies and daffodils. I would have started with lasers, eight o'clock, Day One!::[zaps one of his minions accidentally, minion screams]::Evil: Sorry.

Randall: We made trees and shrubs. We helped make all this.::Kevin: Whew! That's not bad.::Randall: Yeah. But did we get a thimble full of credit for it? No! All we got was the sack. Just for creating the Pink Bunkadoo.::Kevin: Pink Bunkadoo?::Randall: Yeah. Beautiful trees that was. Og designed it. 600 feet high, bright red, and smelled terrible.

Strutter: [slaps Kevin] Get down, you nearly got us caught!::Randall: You silly fool, you could've ruined everything.::Kevin: Do you know where we are?::Randall: Shut up. Of course I do. 1796, Battle of Castiglione, see?::Strutter: [taps him] You sure we're not in somebody's bedroom?::Randall: Look, [grabs Strutter] do you want to be leader of this gang?::Strutter: No, we agreed: No leader!::Randall: Right. So shut up and do as I say. [Strutter nods]

Randall: Well, this map, Kevin, used to belong to the Supreme Being.::Kevin: You mean you stole it?::Randall: No, no. Well, sort of.

Randall: People who are always right make me sick!::Fidgit: That's why you get along with yourself so well!