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Trunk'd (2014)

Actors: Eddie Pepitone (actor), Amy Arter (miscellaneous crew), James Adomian (actor), Jim Brockhohn (actor), Tony Wash (producer), Jenna Edwards (producer), Shang Forbes (actor), Jay Murray (actor), Jake Hull (director), Jake Hull (writer), Luke Rustermier (actor), Corey Hart (editor), Lacey Hannan (actor), Colby Coash (actor), Katie Streeter (actress),

Genres: Comedy,
Taglines: Sometimes hookers just die...

Prick (2012)

Actors: Sunny Vachher (actor), Chris Gann (actor), Marc Fajardo (actor), David Weisenberg (actor), Erik F. Hill (producer), Ryan Nelson (director), Ryan Nelson (writer), Katherine Bailess (actress), Jeff Pride (actor), Michelle Luchese (actress), Wes Aderhold (actor), Matt Evans (editor), Karen Ryan (producer), Collin Friesen (actor), Stephanie Czajkowski (actress),

Genres: Comedy, Short,

Illegal Activity (2012)

Actors: Jay Brown (actor), David Ajala (actor), Richie Campbell (actor), Callum Andrew Johnston (actor), Sheila Nortley (producer), Sharea Samuels (actress), Sebastian Thiel (editor), Sebastian Thiel (director), Sebastian Thiel (writer), Najan Ward (producer), Najan Ward (actor), Najan Ward (writer), Jerome Holder (actor), Shanika Warren-Markland (actress), Daniel Braveboy (actor),

Plot: Illegal Activity is an action-packed drama set in a rough housing estate in London, yet nothing on the block is quite how it seems. We follow Winston a street level dealer and his crew for one day, witnessing the devastating effect their trade has on the block. Society is crumbling, families unravel and desperation causes internal conflict. The need to satisfy this addiction spirals out of control. Police are closing in and are determined to infiltrate the hierarchy in an attempt to put a stop to this Illegal Activity.

Genres: Drama, Short,
Taglines: Knowledge Is Power

Extract (2009)

Actors: Mila Kunis (actress), Beth Grant (actress), Nick Thune (actor), Jason Bateman (actor), Mike Judge (actor), Hal Sparks (actor), Gary Cole (actor), David Koechner (actor), Clifton Collins Jr. (actor), T.J. Miller (actor), Brent Briscoe (actor), J.K. Simmons (actor), Ben Affleck (actor), Gene Simmons (actor), Jenny O'Hara (actress),

Plot: Joel, the owner of an extract manufacturing plant, constantly finds himself in precarious situations that steadily worsen by the minute. First, his soon-to-be floor manager acquires a serious injury in a machine malfunctioning accident that subsequently endangers the wellbeing of his company. Second, his personal life doesn't fair much better when he takes the advice of his bartending friend Dean during a drug-induced brainstorming session on how to test his wife's faithfulness. Finally, compounding these catastrophes is new employee Cindy, who happens to be a scam artist intent on milking the company for all its worth. Now, Joel must attempt to piece his company and his marriage back together all while trying to figure out what he's really after in life.

Keywords: 555-phone-number, adjustable-wrench, adultery, bar, bartender, bell-206-jet-ranger-helicopter, best-friend, black-eye, bong, business
Genres: Comedy, Crime, Romance,
Taglines: Working for the Man Sucks. Being the Man Blows. A comedy for anyone who punches in and checks out. Sticking it to the man has never looked so good. This Labor Day, the creator of OFFICE SPACE heads back to work. He's not a lover. He's not a fighter. He's a small business owner. Behind every frustrated man is a wife in sweats. A comedy that hits you where it hurts.

Quotes:

Suzie: Who'd you want to have an affair with, anyway?::Joel: Just some criminal drifter.

Dean: [as Brad walks out of the bar] There he goes... Johnny Horsecock.

Joel: What is it with women? Y'know, they say they don't care about looks - they just want a guy who's smart and funny - but they always just end up laughing at whatever the good-looking stupid guy says.

Joel: If I don't get home before 8, she puts on the sweatpants.::Joel: And once the sweatpants are on, I get nothing.

Dean: [Looking at Cindy through the office window] Damn! She work here?::Joel: Yes, she's a temp.::Dean: She's a tramp?::Joel: "Temp!"

Joe Adler: I should fire all 3 of you. Cuz you laughed at me when I bought those bus stop bench ads. But this Step guy, he's the Holy Grail. See if both his balls had been knocked clean off, it'd be a good case, but not a great case. and with no balls, he's no man at all. The jury will never feel they can walk in the shoes of a ball-less neutered He-She freak. But Step! He's got one ball! Barely. But to a jury, he's still a man. And that man is hanging on by a thread. I'M TELLING YOU, THIS MAN IS A FUCKING POWERBALL. THIS GUY IS A... Oh hello. I'm Joe Adler.

Brad: Hey you weren't supposed to be here for another 4 hours... What happened to your face?::Joel: same thing...! Your face is going to look like my face if I ever... ! Actually, your face is going to look worse than mine if...

Joel: What if I tell her you did it all for money? How about that Ding-Ding?

Brian: Hey and I need to fire Hector. You know, cuz of What's-her-face's purse and Dinkus' wallet.

Dean: That's how we're gonna solve all our modern problems. Wisdom of the ancients.

Framed (2007)

Actors: Tinnu Anand (actor), Dhritiman Chatterjee (actor), Lekha Washington (actress), Karthik Kumar (actor), Chetan Shah (actor), Sudhir Ahuja (actor), Prassana (composer), Chetan Shah (writer), Chetan Shah (director), P.C. Ramakrishna (actor), Vijai Shankar (editor), Asim Sharma (actor), T.T. Srinath (actor), Rohan Gupta (actor), Pritham Chakravarthy (actress),

Genres: Comedy, Musical, Thriller,
Taglines: They Buried A Man But Can They Bury The Truth?

Accidental Stripper (2003)

Actors: Lance H. Robbins (producer), Darby Daniels (actress), Arthur Dix (miscellaneous crew), Pat Siciliano (producer), Danny Pape (actor), Akira Lane (actress), David Christensen (actor), Don Pascual (producer), Woquini Adams (director), Sandy Townsend (miscellaneous crew), James Dickson (actor), Noah Frank (actor), Cara Jo Basso (actress), Craig Alexander (actor), Rock Corrigan (producer),

Genres: Comedy, Drama,
Taglines: The college that bears all.

The Runner (1999)

Actors: Suzanne Bingham (miscellaneous crew), Neal Israel (producer), Don Schain (producer), Anthony Marinelli (composer), David Arquette (actor), Bokeem Woodbine (actor), Jeff Olson (actor), Steve Schirripa (actor), Michael Flynn (actor), Courteney Cox (actress), Frank Gerrish (actor), John Goodman (actor), Joe Mantegna (actor), Deborah Ricketts (miscellaneous crew), Michael Kiely (miscellaneous crew),

Plot: A young man with an addiction to gambling has managed to get himself into serious debt. In an effort to pay off the bookies, his uncle pulls a few strings and gets him a job working for a gangster who needs a "runner" to place bets with various bookies. The gangster keeps his new "runner" on a short leash, and for the most part the young gambler behaves himself. However, the temptation of walking around with large sums of cash proves too great, and the "runner" puts both his job and his survival on the line when he dips into his boss's funds to buy a ring for his girlfriend.

Keywords: camera-shot-of-feet, casino, dog, female-stockinged-feet, flatulence, foot-fetish, gambling, human-relationship, independent-film, las-vegas-nevada
Genres: Crime, Drama, Thriller,
Taglines: Never make a bet you can't afford to lose.

Quotes:

Karina: You tore the whole world right out of me, Edward.

Edward: Please tell Karina I found the perfect way to stop gambling: Have a son.

Edward: Fuck... fuck, fuck, fuck!::Karina: Fuck, fuckit fuck fuck!

Edward: From the moment I saw you, I knew that God doesn't hate me. He digs me.

Karina: Here I was, with a ring on my finger and this beautiful baby in my belly... and you lied to me. You might as well just dig a hole and crawl in it.

Edward: And like an asshole, I spent the money on you. Because I thought it would make you happy. And you can't put a price on that.

Karina: Do you hear the crowd?

Lock, Stock and Two Smoking Barrels (1998)

Actors: Steve Tisch (producer), Vinnie Jones (actor), Andrew Tiernan (actor), Jason Statham (actor), Sting (actor), Trudie Styler (producer), Nick Moran (actor), Frank Harper (actor), Danny John-Jules (actor), Dexter Fletcher (actor), Rob Brydon (actor), Steven Mackintosh (actor), Jason Flemyng (actor), Charles Bodycomb (miscellaneous crew), John Murphy (composer),

Plot: Four Jack-the-lads find themselves heavily - seriously heavily - in debt to an East End hard man and his enforcers after a crooked card game. Overhearing their neighbours in the next flat plotting to hold up a group of out-of-their-depth drug growers, our heros decide to stitch up the robbers in turn. In a way the confusion really starts when a pair of antique double-barrelled shotguns go missing in a completely different scam.

Keywords: air-rifle, ambiguous-ending, ambush, antique, antique-gun, axe-in-the-back, bag-of-money, bar, bare-chested-male, bartender
Genres: Crime, Thriller,
Taglines: A Disgrace to Criminals Everywhere. They lost half a million at cards but they've still got a few tricks up their sleeve

Quotes:

Eddie: They're armed.::Soap: What was that? Armed? What do you mean armed? Armed with what?::Eddie: Err, bad breath, colorful language, feather duster... what do you think they're gonna be armed with? Guns, you tit!

Rory Breaker: If the milk turns out to be sour, I ain't the kinda pussy to drink it.

Nick the Greek: Just get me a sample.::Tom: No can do.::Nick the Greek: What's that? Some place near Katmandu? Meet me halfway, mate.

Tom: Look, it's all completely chicken soup.::Nick the Greek: It's what?::Tom: It's kosher. As Christmas.::Nick the Greek: The Jews don't celebrate Christmas, Tom.

Big Chris: It's been emotional.

Tom: There's no money, there's no weed. It's all been replaced by a pile of corpses.

"Hatchet" Harry: I don't want to know who you use, as long as they're not complete muppets.

Soap: A minute ago this was the safest job in the world. Now it's turning into a bad day in Bosnia.

Winston: Charles, get the rifle out. We're being fucked.

Soap: OY! Keep your fingers out of my soup!

Roxanne (1987)

Actors: Steve Martin (writer), John Scott (editor), Fred Willard (actor), Merrilyn Gann (actress), Daryl Hannah (actress), Brian George (actor), Shelley Duvall (actress), Steve Martin (actor), Kevin Nealon (actor), Michael J. Pollard (actor), John Kapelos (actor), Steve Martin (producer), Damon Wayans (actor), Christine Wilson (miscellaneous crew), Fred Schepisi (director),

Plot: A modernisation of Edmond Rostands "Cyrano De Bergerac". C.D. Bales is a fire chief, who just happens to have an enormous nose. He hires a new fire-fighter, Chris, who is handsome, and knows his hoses, but is useless when it comes to women. Roxanne is an astronomer who has just arrived in town. She catches the eye of Chris, and he asks C.D. to help him woo her. Little does Chris know that C.D. is mad about Roxanne, but hasn't found the right way to tell her - yet.

Keywords: astronomy, babe-scientist, bartender, based-on-play, brief-female-nudity, butt, cat-stuck-in-tree, character-name-in-title, cheese, comet
Genres: Comedy, Drama, Romance,
Taglines: Roxanne dreamed of a handsome, intelligent, romantic man. C.D. Bales is two out of three... but looks aren't everything!

Quotes:

C.D. Bales: [to two drunks that have just made fun of his nose] I really admire your shoes.::Drunk #1: What?::C.D. Bales: I love your shoes.::Drunk #2: What do ya mean?::C.D. Bales: And I was just thinking: as much as I really admire your shoes, and as much as I'd love to have a pair just like them, I really wouldn't want to be IN your shoes at this particular time and place.

C.D. Bales: [challenged to think of twenty jokes better than "Big Nose"] Let's start with... Obvious: 'scuse me, is that your nose or did a bus park on your face? Meteorological: everybody take cover, she's going to blow! Fashionable: you know, you could de-emphasize your nose if you wore something larger, like... Wyoming. Personal: well, here we are, just the three of us. Punctual: all right, Delbman, your nose was on time but YOU were fifteen minutes late! Envious: Ooooh, I wish I were you! Gosh, to be able to smell your own ear! Naughty: uh, pardon me, sir, some of the ladies have asked if you wouldn't mind putting that thing away. Philosophical: you know, it's not the size of a nose that's important, it's what's IN IT that matters. Humorous: laugh and the world laughs with you. Sneeze, and it's goodbye, Seattle! Commercial: hi, I'm Earl Scheib, and I can paint that nose for $39.95! Polite: uh, would you mind not bobbing your head? The, uh, orchestra keeps changing tempo. Melodic: Everybody. He's got...::Everyone: [singing] The whole world in his nose!::C.D. Bales: Sympathetic: aw, what happened? Did your parents lose a bet with God? Complimentary: you must love the little birdies to give them this to perch on. Scientific: Say, does that thing there influence the tides? Obscure: whoa! I'd hate to see the grindstone. Well, think about it. Inquiring: when you stop to smell the flowers, are they afraid? French: saihr, ze pigs have refused to find any more truffles until you leave! Pornographic: finally, a man who can satisfy two women at once! How many is that?::Dean: Fourteen, Chief!::C.D. Bales: Religious: the Lord giveth... and He just kept on giving, didn't He? Disgusting: Say, who mows your nose hair? Paranoid: keep that guy away from my cocaine! Aromatic: it must wonderful to wake up in the morning and smell the coffee... in Brazil. Appreciative: Oooh, how original! Most people just have their teeth capped.::[he pauses, pretending to be stumped, while the crowd urges him on]::C.D. Bales: All right. Dirty: your name wouldn't be Dick, would it?

Mayor Deebs: I would rather be with the people of this town than with the finest people in the world.

Roxanne Kowalski: You know, I've been thinking about what attracted me to Chris. It wasn't the way he looked. Well, that's not true, at first it was the way he looked. But it was how he made me feel. He made me feel romantic, intelligent, feminine. But it wasn't him doing that, was it? It was you. You and your nose, Charlie. You have a big nose! You have a beautiful, great big, flesh-and-bone nose! I love your nose! I love your nose, Charlie. I love you, Charlie.::[he stares]::Roxanne Kowalski: Well?::C.D. Bales: Are you kidding?::[he somersaults off the roof of the house]

Ralston: Man, whatever you do, don't stare.::Chris McConnell: Look, I'm not gonna stare, come on.::Jerry: None of us would. But you get there, and you feel yourself not staring.::Ralston: Then you think, "it's obvious I'm not staring." So you look, and you think, "I'm staring." So you say, "this is ridiculous," and you take a GOOD LOOK. And you think, "I'm looking at a man who, when he washes his face, loses the bar of soap."::Chris McConnell: [laughs] Thanks guys, all right.::Ralston: Don't say we didn't warn you.

Chris McConnell: [after Chris accidentally insults C.D.'s nose] Aren't you going to kill me? The guys said...::C.D. Bales: Oh, ordinarily, yeah, but not today.::Chris McConnell: How come?::C.D. Bales: Because yesterday... she doesn't. But today... she does.::[They laugh together, as the guys come back in]::Chuck: So you finally got a sense of humor about your nose.::[C.D. grabs his tie and slams him against the wall, causing the guys to run out again]

C.D. Bales: Here's your racket.::Dixie: Thanks. What's this stuff on it, Vitalis?::C.D. Bales: Oh no, it's blood. [banging the counter] Where's my tea?::Dixie: Bernie! You want to tell me about it?::C.D. Bales: You're too young.

C.D. Bales: [after Mayor Deebs tells him about his idea to use a cow as the Oktoberfest mascot] I think it's brilliant! What an idea! And I was there! He took the idea! He saw it ripe on the tree, he plucked it, and he put it in his pocket. It's, it's, dare I say... genius? Ah, no, no! But maybe, ooh! ah! maybe it is! Maybe I'm in the presence of greatness, maybe I just don't know it. But I saw it...

C.D. Bales: [shouting through the front door] Ten more seconds and I'm leaving!::Roxanne Kowalski: [opening the door] What did you say?::C.D. Bales: I said, ten more seconds and I'm leaving! Wait a second! What did you think I said?::Roxanne Kowalski: I thought you said, "Earn more sessions by sleeving."::C.D. Bales: Well, what the hell does that mean?::Roxanne Kowalski: I don't know. That's why I came out

[Roxanne Kowalski is walking behind a hedge because she is nude]::Roxanne Kowalski: Nobody had a coat?::C.D. Bales: I thought you said you didn't want a coat...::Roxanne Kowalski: Why would I not want a coat?::C.D. Bales: You said you didn't want a coat!::Roxanne Kowalski: I was being ironic.::C.D. Bales: Oh, ho, ho, irony! Oh, no, no, we don't get that here. See, uh, people ski topless here while smoking dope, so irony's not really a, a high priority. We haven't had any irony here since about, uh, '83, when I was the only practitioner of it. And I stopped because I was tired of being stared at.

Project (1986)

Actors: Todd Downing (editor), Todd Downing (producer), Todd Downing (writer), Todd Downing (director), Konrad Aderer (actor), Samantha Grismore (miscellaneous crew), Ray Wheeler (actor), Mark Hughes (actor), Lori Halloran (actress), Natasha Jorgenson (actress), Mark Allen (composer), Sara Mack (miscellaneous crew), Jon Burnett (actor), Edmund Downing (actor), Robert L. Pace (actor),

Genres: Horror, Thriller,
Taglines: Sean didn't believe in ghosts. Sean was seriously mistaken.