Inspiration (2014)

Actors: Andrew Roth (producer), Andrew Roth (actor), Ry Barrett (actor), Emily Schooley (actress), Sean Kaufmann (actor), Jennifer Polansky (actress), Emily Alatalo (actress), Jason Armstrong (editor), Torin Langen (actor), Jason Armstrong (producer), Jason Armstrong (director), Jason Armstrong (writer), Chris Carnel (actor), Chris Carnel (producer), Colin Paradine (actor),

Genres: Thriller,
Taglines: Art intimidates life.

The Evolution of Andrew Andrews (2012)

Actors: Braxton Davis (actor), Maz Siam (actor), Liz Bauer (actress), Will Klipstine (producer), Will Klipstine (writer), Will Klipstine (editor), Will Klipstine (actor), Will Klipstine (writer), Will Klipstine (director), Owen Robinson (actor), Conroe Brooks (actor), Jamie Bozian (actor), Amy Mills (producer), Amy Mills (writer), Amy Mills (actress),

Plot: 30-year-old Andrew Andrews has never had a friend, unless a 3 foot rubber alien doll counts. In his quest to be a somebody, this clueless "man child" ruins a full length feature film in one morning. When his studio mogul father exiles him from his cushy womb, Andrew must fend for himself for the first time in his life. Is it too late for Andrew to learn how to make friends, make money and even make love? Or are some grown-ups children forever? This heartwarming, oddball comedy takes you through the pains of "growing up" one laugh at a time.

Genres: Comedy,
Taglines: Some awaken their inner child. Others need to put it to sleep.

A Girl, a Guy, a Space Helmet (2012)

Actors: Yuri Lowenthal (actor), Tara Platt (actress), Jacques Freydont (actor), Carrie Keranen (actress), Scott Subiono (actor), Georgia Menides (miscellaneous crew), Anthony Backman (actor), Anthony Backman (producer), Mitch Eakins (actor), Stephanie Keefer (actress), Anthony Backman (editor), Susan E. Kim (editor), Chris Burkert (actor), Julia Parker (actress), Shaela Cook (actress),

Plot: Walter Kipling is an introverted yet determined inventor at Zspace Industries with a dream of being a hero in space exploration. When he's passed over for a fellowship on an upcoming launch in favor of the beautiful Katherine White, Walter returns to his daily grind in the math lab. But when Shuttle 9 goes missing, Walter and his childhood solar-powered space helmet may be Katherine's only chance for coming back to Earth alive. Walter will have one desperate last chance to be the "somebody" he dreamed.

Genres: Comedy, Fantasy, Romance,
Taglines: Love is out there... way out there.

I Snatched Andy Warhol (2012)

Actors: Joshua Bevier (actor), Tomer Shechori (actor), Emily Goss (actress), Nick Echols (actor), John Armstrong (actor), Devon Armstrong (producer), Matt Lents (actor), Nick Zayas (actor), Devon Armstrong (actor), Devon Armstrong (producer), Devon Armstrong (writer), Devon Armstrong (director), Nicole Deane (editor), Catherine Velarde (actress), Dan Anic (actor),

Plot: An accidental Internet superstar hates his web-addled, fame-addicted generation, and revolts by kidnapping a priceless masterpiece by Andy Warhol - the godfather of the Facebook era.

Genres: Comedy, Crime, Romance,
Taglines: A movie for people with a thousand "Friends" and no one to pick them up at the airport.

White Rod: A Hero for the 21st Century (2004)

Actors: Will McLaughlin (actor), Damon W. Smith (writer), Damon W. Smith (director), Damon W. Smith (actor), Damon W. Smith (producer), Damon W. Smith (editor), Damon W. Smith (actor), Damon W. Smith (actor), Keith Kozel (actor), Keith Kozel (actor), Keith Kozel (actor), Keith Kozel (actor), Jeannie Robertson (writer), Jim Zorn (actor), Jeannie Robertson (actress),

Plot: TV news Meteorologist Vance VanPuffelen probes behind the scenes of the doomed feature film based on the cancelled television series White Rod. This documentary chronicles the fates of the three actors who dared to step into the shoes of the White Rod character, and reveals answers to questions that long time White Rod fans never even knew they had.

Genres: Comedy,

Saving Face (2001)

Actors: Kate Eastridge (producer), Kate Eastridge (miscellaneous crew), Tonia Madenford (producer), Karen O'Toole (actress), Elise Salomon (director), Elise Salomon (writer), Tiffany Dickerson (writer), Tiffany Dickerson (director), Lloyd Garner III (actor), Erik Matro (actor), Erik Matro (composer), Rob Antus (actor), Brandon Kinchen (actor), Sharon Salomon (producer), Felix Salomon (actor),

Plot: A young attractive movie star dicovers a huge blemish on his face that is going to ruin his hollywood premiere. Because he only has two hours to get get rid of the monstrosity he is panic-stricken, and calls the "Zit popper to the Stars." Will the young star suffer the dire consequences of Vulgarity, or will the doctor succeed in "Saving Face."

Genres: Comedy,

The Duo (2001)

Actors: Bill Wise (actor), Mark David (producer), Ryan Wickerham (writer), Ryan Wickerham (actor), Mark David (composer), Michael Saleman (miscellaneous crew), Ryan Wickerham (producer), Michael Dalmon (actor), Mark David (actor), Tommy 'Tiny' Lister (actor), Maurice Ripke (actor), Todd A. Judge (composer), Mark Spacek (actor), Tony Hewett (director), Tony Hewett (producer),

Genres: ,
Taglines: Save Yourself, Before They Save You

Dumpster Baby (2000)

Actors: Scott Hodges (actor), James Bickert (producer), James Bickert (editor), James Bickert (writer), James Bickert (actor), James Bickert (director), James Bickert (producer), Jeffrey Charlton Umberger (actor), Ron Prather (actor), Tal Harris (actor), Damon Evans (actor), Blake Myers (actor), Mary Grace Higgs (actress), Thomas Alan Beckett (actor), Erica Crabb (actress),

Genres: Drama, Horror,

Chasing Amy (1997)

Actors: Kevin Smith (actor), Kevin Smith (writer), Casey Affleck (actor), Guinevere Turner (actress), Illeana Douglas (actress), Scott Mosier (producer), Ethan Suplee (actor), Scott Mosier (actor), Matt Damon (actor), Joey Lauren Adams (actress), Jason Lee (actor), Ben Affleck (actor), Jason Mewes (actor), Scott Mosier (editor), Kevin Smith (director),

Plot: A pair of comic book authors named Holden McNeil and Banky Edwards, who live in New Jersey, have been best friends since 20 years. They spend their time working in their studio, and in the evenings they are going out. But their friendship is about to be disputed for the first time in their life, when a beautiful young lesbian woman named Alyssa Jones enters their life and Holden falls in love with her. Now Holden has to deal with Banky's jealousy, and with his new girlfriend's very rich past.

Keywords: 1990s, african-american, bisexual, bisexual-girl, bisexual-interest, bisexual-woman, bisexuality, black-american, break-up, catcher-in-the-rye
Genres: Comedy, Drama, Romance,
Taglines: It's not who you love. It's how. Sex is easy. Love is hard. Finally, a comedy that tells it like it feels.

Quotes:

Hooper: Always some white boy gotta invoke the holy trilogy. Bust this: Those movies are about how the white man keeps the brother man down, even in a galaxy far, far away. Check this shit: You got cracker farm boy Luke Skywalker, Nazi poster boy, blond hair, blue eyes. And then you got Darth Vader, the blackest brother in the galaxy, Nubian god!::Banky Edwards: What's a Nubian?::Hooper: Shut the fuck up! Now... Vader, he's a spiritual brother, y'know, down with the force and all that good shit. Then this cracker, Skywalker, gets his hands on a light saber and the boy decides he's gonna run the fuckin' universe; gets a whole clan of whites together. And they go and bust up Vader's hood, the Death Star. Now what the fuck do you call that?::Banky Edwards: Intergalactic civil war?::Hooper: Gentrification! They gon' drive out the black element to make the galaxy quote, unquote, safe for white folks. And Jedi's the most insulting installment! Because Vader's beautiful black visage is sullied when he pulls off his mask to reveal a feeble, crusty, old white man! They tryin' to tell us that deep inside we all wants to be white!::Banky Edwards: Well, isn't that true?::[Hooper pulls out his gun, shoots Banky]

Hooper: For years in this industry, whenever an African American character, hero or villain, was introduced - usually by *white* artists and writers - they got slapped with racist names that singled them out as Negroes. Now, my book, "White-Hatin' Coon," don't have none of that bullshit. The hero's name is Maleekwa, and he's a descendant from the black tribe that established the first society on the planet, while all you European motherfuckers were still hiding in caves and shit, all terrified of the sun. He's a strong role model that a young black reader can look up to. 'Cause I'm here to tell you, the chickens is coming home to roost, y'all. The black man's no longer gonna play the minstrel in the medium of comics and sci-fi fantasy. We keepin' it real, and we gonna get respect by any means necessary.::Holden: Ah, come on, that's a bunch of horse shit! Lando Calrissian was a black guy. You know. He got to fly the Millennium Falcon, what's the matter with you?::Hooper: Who said that?::Holden: I did! Lando Calrissian is a positive role-model in the realm of science-fiction/fantasy.::Hooper: Fuck Lando Calrissian! Uncle Tom nigger!

Banky Edwards: Now *that*, my friend, is a shared moment.

Alyssa: Why are we stopping?::Holden: 'Cause I can't take this.::Alyssa: Can't take what?::Holden: I love you.::Alyssa: You love me?::Holden: I love you. And not, not in a friendly way, although I think we're great friends. And not in a misplaced affection, puppy-dog way, although I'm sure that's what you'll call it. I love you. Very, very simple, very truly. You are the-the epitome of everything I have ever looked for in another human being. And I know that you think of me as just a friend, and crossing that line is-is-is the furthest thing from an option you would ever consider. But I had to say it. I just, I can't take this anymore. I can't stand next to you without wanting to hold you. I can't-I can't look into your eyes without feeling that-that longing you only read about in trashy romance novels. I can't talk to you without wanting to express my love for everything you are. And I know this will probably queer our friendship - no pun intended - but I had to say it, 'cause I've never felt this way before, and I-I don't care. I like who I am because of it. And if bringing this to light means we can't hang out anymore, then that hurts me. But God, I just, I couldn't allow another day to go by without just getting it out there, regardless of the outcome, which by the look on your face is to be the inevitable shoot-down. And, you know, I'll accept that. But I know, I know that some part of you is hesitating for a moment, and if there's a moment of hesitation, then that means you feel something too. And all I ask, please, is that you just - you just not dismiss that, and try to dwell in it for just ten seconds. Alyssa, there isn't another soul on this fucking planet who has ever made me half the person I am when I'm with you, and I would risk this friendship for the chance to take it to the next plateau. Because it is there between you and me. You can't deny that. Even if, you know, even if we never talk again after tonight, please know that I am forever changed because of who you are and what you've meant to me, which - while I do appreciate it - I'd never need a painting of birds bought at a diner to remind me of.

Alyssa: You know, I didn't just heed what I was taught, men and women should be together, it's the natural way, that kind of thing. I'm not with you because of what family, society, life tried to instill in me from day one. The way the world is, how seldom it is that you meet that one person who just *gets* you - it's so rare. My parents didn't really have it. There were no examples set for me in the world of male-female relationships. And to cut oneself off from finding that person, to immediately halve your options by eliminating the possibility of finding that one person within your own gender, that just seemed stupid to me. So I didn't. But then you came along. You, the one least likely. I mean, you were a guy.::Holden: Still am.::Alyssa: And while I was falling for you I put a ceiling on that, because you *were* a guy. Until I remembered why I opened the door to women in the first place: to not limit the likelihood of finding that one person who'd complement me so completely. So here we are. I was thorough when I looked for you. And I feel justified lying in your arms, 'cause I got here on my own terms, and I have no question there was some place I didn't look. And for me that makes all the difference.::Holden: [pause] Well, can I at least tell people all you needed was some serious deep dicking?

Banky Edwards: This is all gonna end badly.

Banky Edwards: What is it about this girl man? You know you have no shot at getting her into bed. Why do you bother wasting time with her? Because you're Holden fucking McNeil, the most persistent traveler on the road that's *not* the path of least resistance. Everything's gotta be a fucking challenge for you and this little relationship with that *bitch* is a prime example of your fucking condition. Well, I don't need a magic 8-ball to look into your future. You want a forecast? Here, will Holden ever fuck Alyssa? Oh, what a shock, "Not fucking Likely." This relationship is affecting you, our work and our friendship and the time's gonna come when I throw down the gauntlet and say it's me or her. Then what are you gonna say?::Holden: I think you should let this one go.::Banky Edwards: No, what would you say? Would you trash twenty years of fucking friendship because you got some idiotic notion that this chick would even let you sniff her panties, let alone fuck her?::Holden: Look fucking asshole, I'm telling you, okay, let it go!::Banky Edwards: What the fuck, man! What the fuck makes this bitch all that important?::Holden: 'Cause I'm fucking in love with her, man, okay?

Alyssa: Fuck you.::Banky Edwards: Not even if you let me video tape it.

Banky Edwards: Alright, now see this? This is a four-way road, okay? And dead in the center is a crisp, new, hundred dollar bill. Now, at the end of each of these streets are four people, okay? You following?::Holden: Yeah.::Banky Edwards: Good. Over here, we have a male-affectionate, easy to get along with, non-political agenda lesbian. Down here, we have a man-hating, angry as fuck, agenda of rage, bitter dyke. Over here, we got Santa Claus, and up here the Easter Bunny. Which one is going to get to the hundred dollar bill first?::Holden: What is this supposed to prove?::Banky Edwards: No, I'm serious. This is a serious exercise. It's like an SAT question. Which one is going to get to the hundred dollar bill first? The male-friendly lesbian, the man-hating dyke, Santa Claus, or the Easter bunny?::Holden: The man-hating dyke.::Banky Edwards: Good. Why?::Holden: I don't know.::Banky Edwards: [shouting] Because the other three are figments of your fucking imagination!

Banky Edwards: All every woman really wants, be it mother, senator, nun, is some serious deep-dickin'.