Miss in Her Teens (2014)

Actors: Ian McKellen (actor), Simon Callow (actor), Matthew Butler (actor), Matthew Butler (writer), Matthew Butler (director), Tori Hart (actress), Tori Hart (writer), Tori Hart (producer), Michael Patrick (miscellaneous crew), Tom Kane (composer), William Honeyball (editor), John Fitzpatrick (actor), Alex Hassell (actor), Adam Alexander (actor), Graham Butler (actor),

Plot: Sir Simon Loveit, a widower, wishes to marry Miss Biddy. His son, Captain Bob, however has already won her heart under the alias of Rhodophil, before he went to war in Flanders. On his return, Captain Bob discovers, courtesy of his manservant Puff, that Miss has two other suitors, Captain Flash and Mr. Fribble. Puff also discovers that his wife, Tag, who he deserted six months ago, has been having an affair with Sir Simon's manservant, Jasper. After coercing Flash and Fribble into a duelling stand-off, Miss Biddy and Tag watch the ensuing chaos with glee as Captain Bob chases off his rivals. Sir Simon relinquishes his attachment to Miss Biddy, leaving true love to win the day.

Genres: Comedy,

The Proud Family Movie (2005)

Actors: Billy West (actor), Kevin Michael Richardson (actor), Kevin Michael Richardson (actor), Kevin Michael Richardson (actor), Keith David (actor), Masi Oka (actor), Carlos Alazraqui (actor), Masi Oka (actor), Arsenio Hall (actor), Arsenio Hall (actor), Phil LaMarr (actor), Phil LaMarr (actor), Tommy Davidson (actor), Carlos Alazraqui (actor), Billy West (actor),

Plot: When Penny and her family are invited on a cruise ship, they learn it's a plot by the evil Dr. Carver (Hall) who wants Oscar's secret to his new Proud Snack. Since Oscar won't reveal, Dr. Carver sends peanut-shaped clones of Penny, Oscar, Trudy, Bebe & Cece, Suga Mama, Bobby, and Puff to wreak havoc back home.

Keywords: based-on-tv-series, character-name-in-title, cloning, dating, disney-channel-original-movie, rap-music, surrealism, teenager, villain
Genres: Adventure, Animation, Comedy, Family, Fantasy, Sci-Fi,

Quotes:

[Penny is driving the boat]::Sticky Webb: Penny, slow down! You're goin' to crash into the rocks!::Penny Proud: Cool it Sticky! This isn't the first time I've drivin a boat.::[CRASH]::Penny Proud: Hee hee. It's the second... t-time.

Penny Proud: Check it out, y'all.

Oscar Proud: [to Penny] You're not even allowed to turn sixteen.

Penny Proud: Punch it, Proud!

Penny Proud: You just try to keep up.

Dr. Carver in Disguise: Congratulations! You are the winner of this deluxe island vacation.

Dr. Carver: [to himself] I am an evil genius. I will rule the world.

Cashew: [Penny found Cashew in her closet, wearing her clothes] How do.::Penny Proud: Cashew, what are doing here?::Cashew: Oh, just checking out your wardrobe. You know, you could use little more variety.::[Penny looks at Cashew sternly]::Cashew: Okay, I stowed away on the boat and followed you here, because I wanted to see what it was like to have a real family. Only problem is, you don't have a real family either.::Penny Proud: whacha talking about, Cashew?::Cashew: You real family still back on the island being held captive. Those people down stairs are peanut clones, sent here by the evil Dr. Marcus Carver Carver, the second. To find your father's secret formula, so he can take over the world. Hey, is this cashmere.::Penny Proud: Cashew, focus. Are telling me, my family is a forgery.::[Cashew nods]::Penny Proud: HA HA HA HA HA, that's a funny. That's real funny, come on, lets go down stairs, so I can let everyone know your here.::Penny Proud: [walks down stairs, to talking to clone family, while holding Cashew] You guys wouldn't believe who hitched a ride on the boat. CASHEW, and he's got this ridiculous idea, that all of you guys are clones. HA HA HA HA. [clones look at Penny suspiciously]::Penny Proud: That is ridiculous, right?::Bebe Clone: Yeah, that is ridiculous.::Penny Proud: Who said that?::Bebe Clone: I DID. Now give me that necklace, or I'm gonna slap your head with this ten pound dirty diaper.::Cashew: See, I told ya.

Off the Beaten Path (2005)

Actors: Scott Schirmer (director), Scott Schirmer (writer), Scott Schirmer (editor), Scott Schirmer (producer), Jayce Ryan (actor), Bradley Fletcher (actor), Bradley Fletcher (composer), Jenn Handy (producer), Jenn Handy (actor), Damien Wesner (producer), Damien Wesner (actor), Tyler Andrews (actor), Zach Frank (actor),

Plot: Lewis is a devout Christian who strives to lead a righteous life. Skeet is a militant queer hell-bent on pushing people's buttons. Puff is an eighteen-year old Peter Pan on pot. When their friend Paul tries to end his life, they travel to visit him, embarking on a volatile journey that could bring them together or tear them apart.

Keywords: college, coming-out, gay, gender, marijuana, masculinity, queer, religion, road-trip, suicide
Genres: Comedy,
Taglines: Sex, Death, God, and Weed.

Santarchy II (2005)

Actors: Colin Mitchell (actor), Nick Ward (director), Nick Ward (producer), Johnny Agnew (actor), Alex Dyer (actor), Dylan Reeve (editor), Leighton Dyer (actor), Eddy Fifield (actor), Andrew Flaws (actor), Michael Cutting (actor), Garett Mayow (composer), Ben Morice (actor), James Wright (actor), Rob King (actor), Josh Davies (actor),

Plot: In the festive and pickled spirit of Santarchy 2004, the Muckmouth crew is back in 2005 to once again fill the hearts of Auckland's civilians with a merry dose of Christmas chaos. The result makes major headlines all around the world. Oh how Santa would be proud. Merry Christmas!

Keywords: christmas-special
Genres: Comedy, Drama,
Taglines: Santa's at it again in Auckland, and he's definitely had a few. Santa is at it again in Auckland.

Human Nature (2001)

Actors: Miguel Sandoval (actor), Spike Jonze (producer), Rosie Perez (actress), Ted Hope (producer), Toby Huss (actor), Hilary Duff (actress), Mary Kay Place (actress), Rhys Ifans (actor), Peter Dinklage (actor), Patricia Arquette (actress), Robert Forster (actor), Sy Richardson (actor), Tim Robbins (actor), Michel Gondry (director), Graeme Revell (composer),

Plot: A philosophical burlesque, Human Nature follows the ups and downs of an obsessive scientist, a female naturalist, and the man they discover, born and raised in the wild. As scientist Nathan trains the wild man, Puff, in the ways of the world - starting with table manners - Nathan's lover Lila fights to preserve the man's simian past, which represents a freedom enviable to most. In the power struggle that ensues, an unusual love triangle emerges exposing the perversities of the human heart and the idiosyncrasies of the civilized mind. Human Nature is a comical examination of the trappings of desire in a world where both nature and culture are idealized.

Keywords: adult-diaper, afterlife, babe-scientist, back-to-nature, bathtub, bearded-woman, black-bra, body-hair, boyfriend-girlfriend-relationship, breast-feeding
Genres: Comedy, Drama,
Taglines: In the Interest of Civilization... Conform.

Quotes:

Bistro Waitress: [has just been groped] So will that be all?

Nathan Bronfman: Freedom is just another word for nothing left to lose.

Puff: Mother...::Puff's Mother: Yes, Derek?::Puff: It's a pleasure to meet you mother, but I'm an ape, like dad was, and I have to go back into the woods now... forever.

Gabrielle: You must choose. It is like that movie "Sofie's Choice" only it is Nathan's choice. Do you know that movie, "Sofie's Choice"? It is like that. Only it is this.

Nathan Bronfman: Remember, when in doubt, don't ever do what you really want to do.::Lila Jute: That's the key.

Puff: Apes don't assasinate their presidents, gentlemen!

Nathan Bronfman: What is love anyway? From my new vantage point, I realize that love is nothing more than a messy conglomeration of need, desperation, fear of death and insecurity about penis size.

Puff: Words are evil!

Puff: I'm an ape, mother. Apes don't drop lines.

Louise: I fall in love with a man - his mind, period.::Lila Jute: There's a limit.::Louise: No, period. End of sentence. End of paragraph. Close the book, we're done. Give me a man with intellect... I could care less about the packaging. You don't fuck the packaging.::Lila Jute: Yeah you do.::Louise: You fuck the mind, Lila, you fuck the mind. Period. Close the book, end the sentence, close the whatever.

I.D. (1995)

Actors: Sean Pertwee (actor), Warren Clarke (actor), Jamie Foreman (actor), Mark Shivas (producer), Philip Davis (director), Philip Davis (actor), Ottokar Runze (miscellaneous crew), Philip Glenister (actor), Saskia Reeves (actress), David Schaal (actor), Inge Behrens (editor), Pat Karam (miscellaneous crew), Nick Bartlett (actor), Richard Graham (actor), Ian Redford (actor),

Plot: Four policemen go undercover and infiltrate a gang of football hooligans hoping to root-out their leaders. For one of the four, the line between 'job' and 'yob' becomes more unclear as time passes . . .

Keywords: adultery, bully, city, england, fight, hooligan, hooliganism, independent-film, nudity, police
Genres: Crime, Drama,
Taglines: When you go undercover, remember one thing: who you are.

Quotes:

John: Give me my marker show me my line... surely this is it... the edge?

John: You know me, yes you do. Honest John, milk monitor, prefect... Could've made head boy if I stayed on.

Puff and the Incredible Mr. Nobody (1982)

Actors: Romeo Muller (producer), Romeo Muller (writer), Romeo Muller (writer), Burgess Meredith (actor), Robert Ridgely (actor), Hal Smith (actor), Hal Smith (actor), Hal Smith (actor), Bob Holt (actor), Joan Gerber (actress), Joan Gerber (actress), Fred Wolf (producer), Fred Wolf (director), Peter Yarrow (composer), Peter Yarrow (producer),

Genres: Animation, Family, Fantasy, Short,

Quotes:

Terry: [eating spaghetti] I love pasketti.::Terry: If I had a middle name, Pasketti would be it.

Puff the Magic Dragon: Never ain't forever/ When Teacher makes the rules/ And squishy cherries just don't float,/ At least in Terry's school.

Teacher: *Real* trees, Terry, and *real* houses. And make sure nobody helps you.::Terry: Next time I'll just tell them Nobody did it, then I won't get blamed.::Puff the Magic Dragon: [singing] Terry was so hurt and sad, that his talent,/He just hid./ When someone said, "Did you do that?"/ He said, "Nobody did."/ Soon he believed that all his talent/ Came from his dear friend/ Sometimes we talk ourselves into what starts out as pretend.

Puff the Magic Dragon: Nobody told me all about you. Did he ever mention me - Puff the Magic Dragon?::Terry: You're... Why, he taught me a song about you. We played it on the piano.

Puff the Magic Dragon in the Land of the Living Lies (1979)

Actors: Romeo Muller (writer), Romeo Muller (writer), Burgess Meredith (actor), Ike Eisenmann (actor), Robert Ridgely (actor), Romeo Muller (producer), Joan Gerber (actress), Robert Ridgely (actor), Robert Ridgely (actor), Robert Ridgely (actor), Ike Eisenmann (actor), Joan Gerber (actress), Joan Gerber (actress), Joan Gerber (actress), Fred Wolf (producer),

Plot: Sandy is a little girl with a penchant for whoppers. However, when her lies start go so far as to implicate the innocent for her own misdeeds, Puff decides to step in. Using his magic, Puff takes Sandy to the Land of Living Lies where everyone tells the most ridiculous lies and honesty is persecuted. Only when Sandy realizes the need for honesty can she help Puff escape this insane world.

Keywords: ball-and-chain, baron, baseball, betrayal, birthday, blame, book, breaking-the-fourth-wall, broken-lamp, bucket
Genres: Animation, Fantasy,

Quotes:

Sandy: Puff, look!::Puff: That is the famous purple cow that no one has ever seen.::Sandy: And the pink elephant?::Puff: That some see too often.

Sandy: Who's that?::Puff: Kilroy. Always was there, and never was anywhere.

Prosecuting Attorney: Little girl, isn't it true you zipped the zapper when you snipped the snoo?::Sandy: I can't understand him.::Puff: Because he's the prosecuting attorney: a genuine flim-flam.::Prosecuting Attorney: And furthermore, you frightened the flip by frying the frisbee. Uh-huh, and therefore I put to case that all the while the fluster flittered, your velocipede matriculated. DIDN'T YOU?

Puff: [eating homework] Arithmatic. Ketchup goes well with lower mathematics.

Sandy: Where are we?::Puff: Oh, a long way from your house, I'm sure.

Puff: Don't you think it's odd that I, a dragon, should eat homework for lunch? Of course it's odd, for it never happened. It was a falsehood, a canard, a prevarication. Oh, why beat about the bush. It was a simple lie told by a little girl named Sandy.

Sandy: [scornfully of the ficticious specimens] Oh, those are silly lies.::Puff: No, those are *fanciful* lies. And harmless fantasy's OK. And it's fun, too. I mean, I'm part-fantasy.

Puff the Magic Dragon (1978)

Actors: Romeo Muller (producer), Romeo Muller (writer), Frank Nelson (actor), Robert Ridgely (actor), Robert Ridgely (actor), Robert Ridgely (actor), Romeo Muller (writer), Burgess Meredith (actor), Regis Cordic (actor), Fred Wolf (director), Peter Yarrow (producer), Peter Yarrow (composer), Peter Yarrow (actor), Robert L. Rosen (producer), Rich Harrison (editor),

Plot: Jackie is a boy who is so trapped by his fears and doubts that he could not communicate with anyone. His condition is so severe that the doctors are giving up and the parents are losing hope for him to live as something more than a zombie. Then, a magic dragon named Puff comes to help Jackie by taking his soul force on a wonderous voyage to his island of Honah Lee. Along the way, they have adventures that nurture Jackie's imagination and courage in unorthodox ways. However, their arrival at Honah Lee is marked with horror as they see the land despoiled and desolate which leaves Puff powerless. Yet while trapped in his despair, Puff soons to his own astonishment just how well he has changed Jackie for the better as the boy responds to this tragedy in his own way.

Keywords: anthropomorphism, apple, baker, ball, based-on-song, bed, bedroom, boat, breaking-the-fourth-wall, brick
Genres: Animation, Family, Fantasy, Short,

Quotes:

Jackie: Are you a living sneeze, sir?::Sneeze: What do I look like, a hiccup?

Jackie: Can you bake a cherry pie, Very Long, Very Long/ Can you bake a cherry pie, Very Long John?::Pirate: I can bake a cherry pie quick as a cat can wink its eye. Pumpkin, peach, and a half a dozen others.

Puff: By the way, where's your fancy stuff?

Jackie: What are you gonna do with us?::Pirate: Have no fear. I'll think of something terrible.

Jackie: What do we do, Puff?::Puff: He said it: have no fear.::Jackie: I'm scared to have no fear!

Short Doctor: Of course, one could always hope for... a miracle.::Tall Doctor, Bald Doctor: But we frown on that.

Pirate: [has become a baker] I'm a new man! No no no no, I'm an old man with a NEW heart. Thanks to both of you, and God speed! I'll send you a fruitcake next Christmas!

Puff: Now, I'm going to borrow the living thing inside you and place it INSIDE Jackie Paper. Your living thing. You wonder what it is? It is that what causes you to laugh and to cry and to care. It is that which makes apples crunchy and tells your nose to tingle on a crystal winter's morning. It's kept in your left ear, you know.

Puff: I'm one of few dragons ever to have a song. That is because, instead of destroying things, I try to muddle through.

Jackie: But why are you uncomfortable?::Sneeze: Wouldn't you be too if you was nothing but a nose?

Everywoman (1919)

Actors: Jesse L. Lasky (miscellaneous crew), Monte Blue (actor), Robert Brower (actor), Irving Cummings (actor), Wanda Hawley (actress), Clara Horton (actress), Will M. Ritchey (writer), George Melford (director), Noah Beery (actor), Clarence Geldart (actor), Raymond Hatton (actor), Fred Huntley (actor), Lucien Littlefield (actor), Tully Marshall (actor), James Neill (actor),

Genres: Drama,