This Ain't Terminator XXX (2013)

Actors: Juelz Ventura (actress), Shylar Cobi (actor), Dick Delaware (actor), Billy Glide (actor), Alex Gonz (actor), Brendon Miller (actor), Julia Ann (actress), Bailey Blue (actress), Axel Braun (director), Brett Rossi (actress), Melina Mason (actress), Sabrina Maree (actress), Leya Falcon (actress), Andy Appleton (actor), Mrs. Braun (editor),

Genres: Adult, Sci-Fi,

The Terminator-Retired (2013)

Actors: Laurie Lee (actress), Laurie Lee (producer), Tony Pallo (editor), Tony Pallo (director), Tony Pallo (writer), Tony Pallo (producer), Tony Pallo (actor), Karen Pritchett (miscellaneous crew), Robert Hotalen (actor), Karen Clark (miscellaneous crew), Jessica Seghers (actor), Quincy Castillo (miscellaneous crew), Lisa Comeaux (miscellaneous crew), Ivan Sudduth (miscellaneous crew), Amanda Hotalen (actress),

Genres: Comedy, Short,

Maquillando entre monstruos (2007)

Actors: Karra Elejalde (actor), Will Ferrell (actor), Álex de la Iglesia (actor), Guillermo del Toro (actor), Pedro Almodóvar (actor), Jaume Balagueró (actor), Héctor Alterio (actor), Javier Bardem (actor), Javier Bardem (actor), Manuel Alexandre (actor), Jack Black (actor), Álex Angulo (actor), Jordi Dauder (actor), Jordi Dauder (actor), Ralph Fiennes (actor),

Genres: Documentary,

RoboCop vs Terminator (2006)

Actors: Arnold Schwarzenegger (actor), Antonio Maria da Silva (writer), Antonio Maria da Silva (director), Antonio Maria da Silva (editor),

Genres: Action, Sci-Fi, Short,

Super Bowl XXXVII (2003)

Actors: Shania Twain (actress), Hank Williams Jr. (actor), Arnold Schwarzenegger (actor), Kid Rock (actor), Arnold Schwarzenegger (actor), Gwen Stefani (actress), Al Michaels (actor), John Madden (actor), Sting (actor), Chris Berman (actor), Bob Griese (actor), David Schatanoff Jr. (miscellaneous crew), Jerry Rice (actor), Mieke Buchan (actress), Dixie Chicks (actress),

Plot: The 37th edition of the AFC-NFC World Championship Game featured the Oakland Raiders, with a long history of Superbowl triumph, and the upstart Tampa Bay Buccaneers, a team with a long history of futility making its first ever Superbowl appearence. The Raiders were supremely confident of victory, feeling they were owed a Superbowl after the controversial AFC divisional playoff game against the Patriots the previous season; ironically, the Raiders' coach in that game was Jon Gruden, who was now Bucs coach after a costly buyout of his contract by Tampa to Oakland after the 2001 season. Nicknamed "Chuckie" after the redheaded freckle-faced terror doll of horror movie fame, Gruden led the Bucs with a suffocating defense, while new Raiders coach Bill Callahan likewise had a potent defense and also had Raiders' history on his side.

Keywords: american-football, non-fiction, number-in-title, oakland-raiders, roman-numeral-in-title, super-bowl, tampa-bay-buccaneers
Genres: Sport,

Quotes:

Al Michaels: [as game ends about the Tampa Bay Buccanneers winning] From 0-26 to the World Champions.

Layla Lavan (1996)

Actors: Doron Eran (producer), Arnon Zadok (writer), Arnon Zadok (director), Arnon Zadok (producer), Arnon Zadok (actor), Danny Shick (editor), Arieh Elias (actor), Sharon Alexander (actor), Shmil Ben Ari (actor), Zohar M. Sela (editor), Idan Alterman (actor), Arik Rudich (composer), Matti Seri (actor), Liora Rivlin (actress), Ra'anan Hefetz (actor),

Genres: Drama,

T2 3-D: Battle Across Time (1996)

Actors: Nan Garcia-Wood (miscellaneous crew), James Cameron (director), Stan Winston (director), James Cameron (writer), Linda Hamilton (actress), Brad Fiedel (composer), David de Vos (editor), Edward Furlong (actor), Earl Boen (actor), Michael Biehn (actor), Robert Patrick (actor), Jim Cummings (actor), Arnold Schwarzenegger (actor), Stan Winston (miscellaneous crew), Joseph Neibich (miscellaneous crew),

Plot: In the year 2029, a computer called Skynet is fighting against a human resistance, after having nearly destroyed the rest of humanity in 1997. Skynet has found a way to send some of it's warriors, called Terminators, back in time. This is the story of the Terminator sent to kill the resistance leader in 1996. The resistance sends a reprogrammed Terminator back to 1996 to protect the young man, and the two end up traveling to the year 2029. The question is, can the future resistance leader and the Terminator defeat another new Terminator while destroying Skynet in the future?

Keywords: 3-dimensional, 3d-sequel-to-2d-film, 70mm-film, amusement-park, apocalypse, character-name-in-title, computer, cyborg, gun, lasersight
Genres: Action, Sci-Fi, Short,

Quotes:

[the Terminator destroys an endoskeleton]::John Connor: Friend of yours?::The Terminator: He was my college roommate.

The Terminator: Hasta la vista, baby!

The Terminator: I said I'd be back.

John: That's Skynet?::The Terminator: Yep.::John: Can I ask why we're heading toward it?::The Terminator: You don't want to know.

The Terminator: Let's bust a move.

The Terminator: John, please stop helping.

The Terminator: [to endoskeleton] Hey, buckethead!

John Connor: WOH, Where are we?::The Terminator: The Future.[Terminator cocks shotgun] The final battle between humans and machines.::John Connor: Great I'd rate this rescue about a two.[John looks over at where they just came from] Maybe a one.

The Terminator: Your ready to go John now.::John Connor: NO!::The Terminator: 20 seconds, GO!::The Terminator: I'll be back.::The Terminator: now go, RUN!

Soccer AM (1992)

Actors: Mark Aldridge (actor), Mark Aldridge (actor), Mark Aldridge (miscellaneous crew), Mark Aldridge (actor), Mark Aldridge (actor), Mark Aldridge (actor), Mark Aldridge (actor), John Fendley (actor), John Fendley (actor), John Fendley (actor), John Fendley (actor), John Fendley (actor), John Fendley (actor), John Fendley (actor), John Fendley (actor),

Genres: Comedy, Sport,
Taglines: It's a marathon, not a sprint

Encino Man (1992)

Actors: Tracy Dali (actress), George Zaloom (producer), Pauly Shore (actor), Rana Morrison (actress), Mariette Hartley (actress), Rose McGowan (actress), Arnold Schwarzenegger (actor), Mark Adair-Rios (actor), Erick Avari (actor), Ivan Dudynsky (actor), Sean Astin (actor), Brendan Fraser (actor), Richard Masur (actor), J. Peter Robinson (composer), George Zaloom (writer),

Plot: Stoney and Dave find a caveman (Link) trapped in ice, thaw him out, and show him around town. Although Link is slow to catch on to basic concepts of 20th century life, he has no trouble impressing all the girls and helping Stoney and Dave find the coolness they've been searching for.

Keywords: amusement-park, arcade-game, asking-someone-out-on-a-date, assumed-identity, best-friend, box-office-hit, bully, bully-comeuppance, caveman, chalkboard
Genres: Comedy, Fantasy,
Taglines: Where The Stone Age Meets The Rock Age! A chillin' new comedy in full Neandervision.

Quotes:

Dave: Matt Wilson? I mean, what a jerk! What does she see in him, anyway?::Stoney: Well, he's got the buff spikes chillin' on top of his melon, obviously, right?, - dude, he's checking her cheeks! oh oh! - he's got the serious beak, and his own personal holding company full of fundage, bro, that he weases off of ma... ma...::Dave: [finishing the phrase]... jor.::Stoney: 18-inch bi's - mine are only 4...::Dave: ...besides that.::Stoney: He walks like this, right?. [struts in a manly fashion] Just like this, right? The nugs fully loose.

Link: Weeze the juice!

Stoney: Far too much responsibility for me, anyways, I'm already popular!::Dave: Yeah, you travel in large groups of one, Stoney.

Dave: He melted...::Stoney: Dave, it wasn't meant to happen. Come on, I'll go buy you some Ho-Ho's.

Stoney: I'm not a geek, I'm a unique weasel.

Stoney: Look, Dave, you're gonna have to just mellow out, bro, on this whole Robyn thing, she always shines you.::Dave: You don't understand; we have history.::Stoney: Hey, you had history: pre-freshman history. Could've had her back then, man.::Dave: She hadn't hit babehood yet!

Dave: Stop! Stop, where did you go? You just took off after school. Do you know how worried I've been?::Stoney: God, Dave, you sound like my Mom.::Dave: God, you can't do that to me.::[looking more closely at Link]::Dave: What's on his Nose?::Stoney: Ya know what, Dave, just Chill, 'cause you know why? Link and I had a Stoney time at the Mountain.::Dave: You took him to Mega Mountain? Are you crazy?::Stoney: Yeah, 'cause they're ridin' The Vapor in reverse.::Dave: They are?::Stoney: Unh-huh!::Dave: Oh, cool!::Link: Check out Fresh Nugs, wheezin' the juice...::Stoney, Link: [howling together] Oooooooowwwwww! Bud-dy!

Stoney: Um, Robyn Sweeney, bro? She's not going to the prom with you, man. I wish she would, but she's really not.::Dave: What are you talking about? Robyn Sweeney is mine. She's become a major babe, and she loves me.::Stoney: She finds you crusty, Dave.::Dave: I'll convince her! She'll see the truth.::Stoney: The truth is bro, life's about greasing the 'do back, buddy, and wheezin' on the buff-fest, man. High school was interesting, alright? It was kinda like a harsh ride. Ah, ah...::Stoney: [howls twice]::Stoney: We're going on to bigger and better things, buddy!::Dave: Stoney, I am on to bigger and better things!

Raji: No weezing the ju-uice!

[repeated line]::Stoney: Meat group!