Insane Smuggling Techniques

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• published: 19 May 2016
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They could be hiding drugs in their breast implants or sneaking their boyfriend out in a suitcase on Insane Smuggling Techniques. Subscribe to American Eye http://goo.gl/GBphk 11. While everyone is trying to come up with their own smart, innovative way to smuggle drugs across the border, two stoners were stopped by police for acting suspicious. Authorities discovered a skittles bag containing over 10 grams of marijuana and hash attempting to be smuggled inside a California State Prison. These two won’t be tasting the rainbow but likely prison food. 10. The Cannabis Catapult See guys, history class wasn’t so pointless after all. If it taught us anything, hurling your drugs across the border can be much more simple by using medieval siege technology. These history buffs used simple physics to get their product into America. The 20 foot fence created some challenges but these smugglers had the upper edge until border patrol seized their trebuchet. 9. Pocket Pooch. Some pet owners can’t bare the thought of not having their pet with them while they are on vacation. TSA officials in LaGuardia airport caught this little Chihuahua in her owner's checked bag. The officials were so amused they, put a photo on their instagram page. They let her off with a warning and she continued her trip. 8. Kush Cannon Some people are a little more modern with their weed propelling methods. Despite the possible profits with launching drugs with an air cannon, the noise is a little bit louder and if it’s going too fast, it might be hard to spot afterwards. This kush cannon was a good idea but it still doesn’t look to incognito when driving around the streets of Mexico. 7. Ultralight Hanglider Why risk the chances of propelling your cargo? Why not just fly it yourself? These tiny airplanes weigh only 250 pounds seem to be the perfect method to get over the border especially on cloudy nights. Wind can start to pick a little and cause a crash so it definitely is a more dangerous method. 6. Smuggling Tunnels If going through the air isn’t really your style, going underground might be right up your alley. This extremely large, complex of tunnels was found between the border of San Diego and Tijuana was the largest found yet. Cartels want to get their product across into America in anyway possible. If Trump thinks a wall is going to solve anything, he needs to think again. 5. Old Fashion Some prefer the old fashion way. How many people can fit into this fake UPS van? I’m not exactly sure. Let’s see, if you guessed 13 you’re correct. This special delivery van didn’t quite make its into the USA . An American assistant was also arresting in this van for smuggling. Wonder if they had the uniforms to match?! 4. Monkey Smuggler Animals are also commonly smuggled and some are in high-demand. A 29 year-old American women went on a vacation to Thailand and couldn’t resist bringing home a little souvenir. A sedated monkey made it’s way through customs with a bizarre twist. The way she pulled it off was even more shocking. By pretending she was pregnant, she kept the monkey in a bag under her shirt. The X-ray showed a skeleton but customs must have thought it was a fetus . So if you need a way to smuggle a monkey, there you go. 3. The Human Car Seat Ever wonder why your seat might be suspiciously warm? Was it because someone sitting on it? Possibly. But did you ever once ponder the possibility of your chair being alive?! Think about that before you take a seat in the dark without looking twice. Besides his face and arms showing, he had a pretty good idea of how to get across the border but it wasn’t as clever he thought. 2. Drug Filled Corpses Ever notice that bizarre odor to drugs? What could it possibly be? Maybe you didn’t think about it too much but it’s the smell of rotting corpses. Since drugs are imported in various bizarre fashions, it’s not unheard of of to use a dead body. Drug dealers aren’t too concerned with cleanliness.By using this method the smell covers up any other odor and it’s not something people want to search. Another reason, drugs are bad. 1. Drug Busty Woman Plastic surgery is all the rage in the USA especially when people don’t like the way they look. But did you know there might be other reasons people are going under the knife? Instead of filling her double D’s with silicone, this woman decided to use another substance; an illegal one in case you didn’t guess. That’s right. This 22 year-old-woman got the Columbian boob job and tried smuggling 3.3 pounds of liquid cocaine to Madrid. She better be careful before she arouses suspicion from the police next time.