Part of the '
Goodbye Christmas Caroline' project that takes classic
Christmas songs and gives them a damn-good Portaling!
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Original song: '
Baby It's Cold Outside'
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GLaDOS - thesaintkitten
http://www.youtube.com/user/thesaintkitten
Check out her work, she's awesome!
Wheatley - myself
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Lyrics:
You really can't stay -
Baby it's space outside!
You've got to go away - But, baby it's space outside!?
This testing has been - Been hoping that I'd be in?
So very dumb - I read
Machiavelli lady, So, not a moron.
My subjects will start to worry - Oh luv what's your hurry?
And Chell will be missing my mocks -
Brain damaged like a fox
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So really you'd better scurry - No, I'm not in a hurry.
I'll get you, just a couple tests more - You can't even pass that door!
Scientists might think - Baby, humans stink.
This idiot we made - No scientists anymore, remember?
If ever takes over - Well I sure did, it was all me.
Can't get any dumber -
Look, I'm sure there's more potatoes for you here...
I ought to say no, no, no sir - D'you mind if you don't get closer?
You'd be surprised if you'd see him now - You can't hurt me luv.
You really can't stay - Baby don't hold out!
Ah 'but it's space outside.'
You simply must go -
Again, it's space outside.
The answer is no -
Oh darling, it's space outside!
This takeover has been - I'm still holding the cards.
Very disturbing - They're all full houses, sweetheart!
Orange will be suspicious - So what if I'm ambitious!?
And
Blue will be there at the door - She said to genius core.
That horrible bird's mind is vicious - That potato does look delicious.
I'll get you, just a couple of test more -
I've never heard such gibberish before.
You've got to go away - But I'll be stranded out there!
Say, give my mainframe -
Don't you even care!?
You've really been a moron - Again, not a moron!
Oh don't you see? - Oh, I see. You two are best friends.
This is only my facility - Is this really how it ends?
At least since I killed the scientists - You do love your neurotoxin.
You really can't stay - But
..but...
Ah but it's space ... outside.
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- published: 04 Jan 2012
- views: 515176