THE SNACK RAP ft. Mix Master Meat (Hot Pockets Snack Bites Song)

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Thank you to Hot Pockets for Sponsoring this video! Bite Hunger back with new Hot Pockets Snack Bites – Learn More here http://bit.ly/1FZOZGF Mix Master Meat and Meat Oaf team up to bring you tasty rap about Hot Pocket Snack Bites and why the best things come in small sizes. SUBSCRIBE! ► http://bit.ly/Sub2TWZ More Music Videos! ► http://bit.ly/1RKewpB STARRING: Davis as The Hungry Guy Schroeder as Meat Oaf Odom as Bass Player Joe Bereta as Guitar Player Ryan as Mix Master Meat Directed by Ryan Turner Written by Ryan Tellez Produced by Richard Lloyd-George Music Produced by Peter De Leon Vocals Recorded byTJ Smith (http://www.youtube.com/tj) Edited by Shawn Lebert LYRICS (Chorus 1) Hold it right there, son I overheard your plight When you said you were hungry Lucky I was nearby Cause I’ve got bite-sized snacks That should more than satisfy But I think it’s bet-ter, if you get it From an aptly sized guy (Verse 1) I heard that tummy grumblin’, you don’t gotta ask twice I got your answers in these Hot Pockets Snack Bites You wanna snack right? Here’s a little tip You can’t be satiated just from pretzels or chips Check me and these masterful feats We pack the same great flavor in a snackable treat They call me Mix Master Meat and mini is my signature And this is one example of the awesomeness of miniature It’s the little guy, taking over the establishment I’m the boss and my style is micromanagement But after long work days, I’m feeling weary So I kick back with a snack and watch a mini series Yes it’s true, always better to be small That’s why I’m always under par at mini golf And at the minimall I get all the best prices No excess until it comes to shirt sizes I rep mini from Rhode Island to the Vatican And Singapore and Monaco and Tuvalu and back again Less is more, even history’s been adamant Napoleon’s empire didn't happen just by accident Small things pick you up when you’re grumpy Like a couple kittens or some Dachshund puppies And you would be hard pressed to show me If there’s anything cuter than a Shetland pony (Chorus 2) I feel like this is (now) A real good place for me To drive home your points With a catchy melody He’s saying small does not Mean you won’t be satisfied They can still, pack a punch, and you’ll never ever Have to compromise (Verse 2) I even hate long speeches, brevity is better I keep the talk small and I chat about the weather Life’s too short, you can’t waste that time That’s why I read poems: they’re small books that rhyme You know that all my favorite words are contractions And when it comes to math my favorite numbers are fractions I shorten the names of everyone who knows me Ask my three buddies Timmy, Tom, and Tony I even write my raps out in lower case Cause I’m all about consolidating time and space And speaking of space, have you looked up at the stars And thought about how small all of us really are? It’s easy to compare this to being insignificant But you can’t forget: we’re each unique and different It’s a blessing and not at all a curse To be a tiny part of this enormous universe (Chorus 3) I feel like you got Just a little off base, and whi-ile I don’t disagree with you That being small is great I need you to wrap, this, up Cause I feel unsatisfied Could you just, make your point, so we can now, Get back to Snack Bites (Verse 3) It don’t matter if you’re atheist or spiritual To know that every living thing is practically a miracle When you break it down, we can think of ourselves As genetically produced amalgamations of cells Made of molecules that are made of even smaller atoms Made of subatomic particles colliding all at random Theoretically comprising of vibrating strings of energy Physically dividing what’s perceived and what can never be (Chorus 4) We sure learned a lot ‘Bout the grand scale of life, But there is no denying here That Hot Pockets Snack Bites Are very much warm and delicious And still pack great taste All in spite, of their size, realize That’s all we’re trying to say - The Warp Zone - Subscribe! http://youtube.com/TheWarpZone Like us on Facebook! http://facebook.com/TheWarpZone Follow us on Twitter! http://twitter.com/WarpZoneTweets Follow us on Instagram! http://instagr.am/WarpZoneGrams