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The Brady Bunch is an American sitcom created by Sherwood Schwartz and starring Robert Reed, Florence Henderson, and Ann B. Davis. The series revolved around a large blended family. The show originally aired from September 26, 1969 to March 8, 1974 on ABC and was subsequently syndicated internationally.
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Mike Brady (Robert Reed), widowed architect with sons Greg (Barry Williams), Peter (Christopher Knight) and Bobby (Mike Lookinland), marries Carol Ann Martin (née Tyler) (Florence Henderson), whose daughters are Marcia (Maureen McCormick), Jan (Eve Plumb) and Cindy (Susan Olsen). The wife and daughters take the Brady surname. Producer Schwartz wanted Carol to have been a divorcée but the network objected to this. A compromise was reached whereby no mention was made of the circumstances in which Carol's first marriage ended. The blended family, Mike's live-in housekeeper Alice Nelson (Ann B. Davis) and the boys' dog Tiger settle into a large, suburban, two-story house designed by Mike. Their specific location is not explicitly stated in the series, though numerous indications suggest they reside in Southern California.
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Winfrey was born into poverty in rural Mississippi to a teenage single mother and later raised in an inner-city Milwaukee neighborhood. She experienced considerable hardship during her childhood, claiming to be raped at age nine and becoming pregnant at 14; her son died in infancy. Sent to live with the man she calls her father, a barber in Tennessee, Winfrey landed a job in radio while still in high school and began co-anchoring the local evening news at the age of 19. Her emotional ad-lib delivery eventually got her transferred to the daytime-talk-show arena, and after boosting a third-rated local Chicago talk show to first place, she launched her own production company and became internationally syndicated.
Mr. Brady in a martial spat killed Mrs. Brady with a baseball bat
now in prison his debt will be paid he left six kids with
a drug addicted maid, Alice shoots smack every day of the week,
the kids went wild and they turned into freaks
one day they cooked tiger up for lunch, thats what happened to the Brady Bunch
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They didn't just go into sindication
they practiced all sorts of deviation
the Brady Bunch Gregs in the big house for sellin' coke, every night he
gets his corn hole poked, Marsha's livin' way down in Mexico
she makes her living in a donkey show, Pete found a job
as a side show geek, bites the heads off of chickens
while they squak and sqeek, Jan found her self, now
shes a dyke shes got tatooz leather boots and a
motor bike
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Bobby was a minister on television
now he's facing life in prison, molested little kids and he
fucked a goat, stole a million dollars and sailed away on
a boat, Cindy ended up bein' my bitch shes out on the street
corner maken me rich, evernight I stick my dick in her
face and tie her little blonde big tails around my waist