Youngman, Henny Filmography

• Play in Full Screen When Jews Were Funny

  2013, role: actor , character name: Himself
• Play in Full Screen Funny Already: A History of Jewish Comedy

  2004, role: actor , character name: Himself
• Play in Full Screen Comedy Central Presents: 100 Greatest Stand-Ups of All Time

  2004, role: actor , character name: Himself #47
• Play in Full Screen Let Me In, I Hear Laughter

  2000, role: actor , character name: Himself
• Play in Full Screen Classic Stand-Up Comedy of Television

  1996, role: actor , character name: Himself
• Play in Full Screen Eyes Beyond Seeing

  1995, role: actor , character name: Henny Youngman patient
• Play in Full Screen A Tribute to the Boys: Laurel and Hardy

  1992, role: actor , character name: Himself
• Play in Full Screen The Very Best of the Ed Sullivan Show 2

  1991, role: actor , character name: Himself
• Play in Full Screen Goodfellas

  1990, role: actor , character name: Himself
• Play in Full Screen Night of 100 Stars III

  1990, role: actor , character name: Himself
• Play in Full Screen Funny

  1989, role: actor , character name: Himself
• Play in Full Screen Comedy Club

  1987, role: actor , character name: Himself
• Play in Full Screen Norman's Corner

  1987, role: actor , character name: Gail's Neighbor
• Play in Full Screen Norman's Corner

  1987, role: actor , character name: Himself
• Play in Full Screen Amazon Women on the Moon

  1987, role: actor , character name: Himself
• Play in Full Screen Comic Relief

  1986, role: actor , character name: Himself
• Play in Full Screen Steve Martin Live

  1986, role: actor , character name: Himself
• Play in Full Screen Night of 100 Stars II

  1985, role: actor , character name: Himself
• Play in Full Screen The Great Standups

  1984, role: actor , character name: Himself
• Play in Full Screen Madame in Manhattan

  1984, role: actor , character name: Himself
• Play in Full Screen Pete's Place

  1983, role: actor , character name: Himself
• Play in Full Screen National Lampoon's Movie Madness

  1982, role: actor , character name: Lawyer
• Play in Full Screen Death Wish II

  1982, role: actor
• Play in Full Screen The Comeback Trail

  1982, role: writer
• Play in Full Screen The Comeback Trail

  1982, role: actor , character name: Himself
• Play in Full Screen Heartbeeps

  1981, role: miscellaneous crew
• Play in Full Screen History of the World: Part I

  1981, role: actor , character name: Chemist - The Roman Empire
• Play in Full Screen That Thing on ABC

  1978, role: actor , character name: Himself
• Play in Full Screen Silent Movie

  1976, role: actor , character name: Fly-in-Soup Man
• Play in Full Screen Won Ton Ton: The Dog Who Saved Hollywood

  1976, role: actor , character name: Manny Farber
• Play in Full Screen Death Brings Roses

  1975, role: actor
• Play in Full Screen The Sunshine Boys

  1975, role: actor , character name: Himself
• Play in Full Screen Joey & Dad

  1975, role: actor , character name: Himself
• Play in Full Screen Artists and Models Ball

  1973, role: actor
• Play in Full Screen Money Talks

  1972, role: actor , character name: Himself
• Play in Full Screen The Gore Gore Girls

  1972, role: actor , character name: Marzdone Mobilie
• Play in Full Screen The Mad, Mad, Mad Comedians

  1970, role: actor , character name: Himself
• Play in Full Screen Jack Benny's New Look

  1969, role: actor , character name: Himself
• Play in Full Screen Unkissed Bride

  1966, role: actor , character name: Himself
• Play in Full Screen Nashville Rebel

  1966, role: actor , character name: Himself
• Play in Full Screen You Can't Run Away from It

  1956, role: actor , character name: First driver
• Play in Full Screen The Henny and Rocky Show

  1955, role: actor , character name: Host
• Play in Full Screen Screen Snapshots: Fun in the Sun

  1952, role: actor , character name: Himself - Joke Teller
• Play in Full Screen A Wave, a WAC and a Marine

  1944, role: actor , character name: O. Henry Brown
• Play in Full Screen Love in Gloom

  1941, role: actor , character name: Henny
• Play in Full Screen Television Highlights

  1936, role: actor , character name: M.C.
• Play in Full Screen Television Highlights

  1936, role: actor , character name: Television Salesman

Famous quotes by Henny Youngman:

"Do you know what it means to come home at night to a woman who'll give you a little love, a little affection, a little tenderness? It means you're in the wrong house, that's what it means."

"My grandmother is over eighty and still doesn't need glasses. Drinks right out of the bottle."

"When God sneezed, I didn't know what to say."

"You have a nice personality, but not for a human being."

"If you're going to do something tonight that you'll be sorry for tomorrow morning, sleep late."

"What's the use of happiness? It can't buy you money."

"Some people ask the secret of our long marriage. We take time to go to a restaurant two times a week. A little candlelight, dinner, soft music and dancing. She goes Tuesdays, I go Fridays."

"I take my wife everywhere, but she keeps finding her way back."

"Take my wife... Please!"

"Why do Jewish divorces cost so much? They're worth it."

"My dad was the town drunk. Most of the time that's not so bad; but New York City?"

"You have a ready wit. Tell me when it's ready."

"The horse I bet on was so slow, the jockey kept a diary of the trip."

"When I read about the evils of drinking, I gave up reading."

"I've got all the money I'll ever need, if I die by four o'clock."

"A self-taught man usually has a poor teacher and a worse student."

"Why do Jewish men die before their wives? They want to."

"I played a great horse yesterday! It took seven horses to beat him."

"That was the first time I saw a horse start from a kneeling position!"

"If you had your life to live over again, do it overseas."

Henny Youngman

Born: 1906-03-16

Died: 1998-02-24