Drew Mayo

@dmeeze

Opinions are not necessarily those of my employer, but they probably should be. he/him, but whatever.

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  1. Retweeted
    Mar 17

    Wait so we're supposed to bailout airlines, cruise ships, hotels and OIL COMPANIES but leave waiters, drivers, cooks, people who work at grocery stores, bars, book stores, restaurants, venues, artists, child care workers and nurses to ROT? I don't fucking think so.

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    10 hours ago

    [Cake voice] We’re KEEPING our DISTANCE We’re all QUARANTINED We stay alone (ALL ALONE), for our friends in their time of NEED

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    Mar 16

    People: "I want 2020 to be like the roarin' twenties!" Earth: "Alright, infectious disease is spreading." People: "No, not like that." Earth: "The US stock market is tanking." People: "Wait..." Earth: "LMAO Bars can't be open anymore."

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  4. Mar 17

    Todo_list_final (2).xml

    10k XML files in a folder called content
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  5. Mar 17

    Hilarious callback to ’s latest ep this week. Kudos for almost keeping a straight face through that.

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    Mar 16

    A message from me and my dad, .

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    Mar 16

    I don't know anyone in Shenzhen who has been fired during the COVID-19 outbreak or gone without a paycheck. That is unconscionable.

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  8. Mar 17

    If the mortgage is based on the valuation, and the valuation is based on the last lease value paid, reducing ones lease amount is a quick path to negative equity and on paper bankruptcy.

    For in the end, what use is it to a landlord having an empty house and a tenant living on the street? Fin
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    Mar 16

    Now that the stock market pauses every 15 minutes it's starting to look disturbingly blockchain-like.

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  10. Mar 16

    So all this talk about working from home and nobody’s sharing the Mitchell and Webb sketch?

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    Mar 15

    A Facebook friend decided to add me to a CORONAVIRUS HOMEOPATHY group so I posted my best tweet of all time. I have been since removed from the group. 🙃

    I don’t like the term anti-vaxxer, I prefer disease friendly or pro death.
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    Mar 15

    RT if your parents are stubbornly doing something totally unnecessary that is making you freak out

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    Mar 15

    Evan Rachel Wood for the next James Bond

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  14. Retweeted
    Mar 13

    Working from home when your children’s school gets cancelled.

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  15. Mar 14

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    Hey Everyone, I created a repository of fun/funny/weird backgrounds to be used in video conference applications. Please RT for visibility and please add your own by creating a pull request! Enjoy!
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    Mar 13

    Ok sure but this trivialises it. So you have a telehealth consultation. You’re prescribed something. Now what? How does the doctor get it to you? How do you get it to the pharmacy? How does the doctor order tests? Get the results?

    Replying to @carlyfindlay
    GP's need to get on board with telehealth ASAP -- since Friday it's allowable -- there are many people living with a disability who already have compromised immune systems they need access to a doctor quickly and safely
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    Mar 13

    And here's the free Macmillan Audio edition of Masque of the Red Death, read with spine-chilling menace by the incredible , with a special intro from me, freshly mastered by . I hope it gives you some comfort. 10/

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    Mar 11

    I’ve worked from home for like a decade or something now so here’s my advice: *wipes cheetos fingers on shirt* 1. Make sure t *drops phone into toilet*

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    Mar 13

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  20. Mar 13

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    3rd conference call this week with somebody who is back from the US and has a cough.
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