Vulgar (2000)

A loser with a crummy apartment, an odious mother, and a job that isn't taking him anywhere (kid's clown), gets a new idea. He decides that he's going to be a clown for bachelor parties. He will dress up like a woman clown and play a joke on the groom. After that the real stripper will come out and everyone will have a good laugh. He goes to his first job (changing his clown name from Flappy to Vulgar). When he opens the door he is knocked cold. What follows is a story of violation, fame, blackmail, and revenge.

Keywords: adult-diaper, anal-rape, black-comedy, blackmail, briefcase, bum, clown, clown-face, clown-makeup, clown-rape

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Will Carlson: I'm... I'm a party clown for kids.

Ed Fanelli: All right, ass on the bed now. [in William's face] If I gotta tell you again, the wind is gonna be whistlin' Dixie through a hole in your face, you fuck. Me and you are goin' to bed together, that's a fact. I'm gonna make hate to you.

Will Carlson: Shine bumbers if you want. I'm sure you'll make a killing. But that's how it all starts - crappy job here, crappy job there. Next thing you know, you're living on the dole, wondering where your life went. Your problem - zero patience.::Syd Gilbert: You're right. I should make MY living dancing around like a mongoloid on a bad acid-trip for a bunch of spoiled little dickheads.

Syd Gilbert: I'm gonna be flyin' solo soon. I got a job.::Will Carlson: Where?::Syd Gilbert: Tuott the Basehead hooked me up at "Suds 'N' Stuff" over the weekend.::Will Carlson: Watch yourself on that corporate ladder...::Syd Gilbert: Listen to this bull. Is that YOUR limo I saw parked outside? Driving around in that little shitbox...::Will Carlson: Hey! That shitbox totes YOUR ass to-and-fro.

Martan Ingram: First of all, it's not a "what", it's a WHO. And HE is making a big splash, orca-style.

Ed Fanelli: Oh, that's it. I'm out of here. I'm gonna go see my boys. We're going bowling tonight. League Champs, I might ad.::Jenny: Oh, I could care. You know, do they even HAVE social lives? I have never seen two grown men so obsessed with hanging out with their father, instead to trying to get dates or attempting to meet women.::Ed Fanelli: Well, maybe that's what we're doing when we go out, ever think of that?::Jenny: Please. Who would possibly be interested in YOU? I can't believe I was for that one fleeting moment.::Ed Fanelli: Oh, yeah? You know, that front door hasn't moved.

Will Carlson: Oh, I'm sorry. I must have the wrong place.::Ed Fanelli: Not if you're ready to get down. [Will is knocked to the floor] Looks like you are.

Martan Ingram: How'd you like to be a part of one of the biggest milestones in children's television?::Gillian: Well, frankly, Marty, I'd love it. Kinda missed my window, wouldn't you say? I mean, "Sesame Street" has been on the air for some time.::Martan Ingram: I'm talking about a NOW show. I'm talking about Flappy.::Gillian: OK, first of all, what's a "Flappy?"::Martan Ingram: First of all, it's not a "what", it's a WHO. And HE is making a big splash, orca-style.

Wilma Carlson: You know what you are, William? A whole lot of nothing.

Ed Fanelli: [lights his blowtorch] THIS is how I kiss... and I'm gonna kiss YOU all over...

'Vulgar' is featured as a movie character in the following productions: